How come Aunt May wasn't officially a lesbian in the new

How come it wasn't revealed that Peter is actually her unwanted son?

>>86546979
>Wouldn't this be a great story development?

Yes, but who would Aunt Ben have been played by?

>>86547907
Izzy Fuhrman

Is aunt may young like that in any of the comics or is she always a little old lady like in the raimi movies?

>>86547907
Eddie Izzard

Oh Aunt May please don't sit on my face MMMMPPHHGHFFFHFFF

>>86547907
Idris Elba in drag.

>>86546979
>hairy pits

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>>86548067
Only in porn comics. In actual comics she's literally Cryptkeeper.

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>>86548201

Nothing wrong with a woman with armpit hair, chap. It's natural. I've personally fucked one with longer hair down there then me.

>>86548201
pit whore

>52
Nope.

>>86546979
>>86548201
Delicious armpits.

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>>86546979
Did this bitch really walk out in public wearing a sleeveless dress with pit hair?

>>86550812
>being intimidated by a natural woman
>human males fucked natural chicks for 65000 years but here are 21st century faggots thinking its disgusting
lmao

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>>86550812
>in public
At an important event no less.

>>86546979
>>86550922
Where can I find MORE from that event or others?

>>86551036
https://imgur.com/a/VkJDX

>>86548136
Fucking lmao

>>86547907
Are you suggesting that uncle Ben should be non binary femme?

>>86548201
Boner killed

>>86551097
I want to lick those hairy pits so bad,

Marvel loses once again

>>86550920
Gtfo with that radical feminist bullshit

>>86550812
>>86551886
>>86550690
>>86548201
t. virgins

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>>86546979
>>86548201
>>86548201
>>86550922

why

>>86546979
>Peter just figuring out his powers
>comes home early and hears strange sound from aunt May's bedroom
>walks to her door and peeks in
>she's scissoring with some slut on her bed
>instantly sprays his web all over them
>"s-sorry"

>>86548136
Would watch

>>86551933
>letting hair grow is radical
Wew

>>86552305
>sleeping exclusively with hairy women
Some like a woman with good hygiene.

>>86548201
boner expanded

>>86552856
Did you know that showering and shaving are two different things?

>>86546979
>dem pits
MUH

>>86552856
>not shaving=poor hygiene
Are you completely hairless below your eyelashes then

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is Aunt May Peter's biological aunt or aunt by marriage?

>>86554205
You don't shave when you shower?
It's always exclusive together.

>>86552856
I think you may be retarded

>>86546979
She worked at Sneed's Seed and Feed?

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>>86546979
>>86548201
>>86550922
>>86550922

She doesn't shave anything

>>86554890
I'm not seeing any leg hair?

>>86555143
Pubes, dumbass

>>86554890
disgusting

>>86548201
>They will do Everything for Chinese Market