JUSTICE LEAGUE Merchandise SPOILS Superman's Resurrection

>implying literally everyone didn't already know this

Why is WB acting like this is a secret?

>>86520221
What's to spoil? The ending of BvS already gave away that he's still alive.

>moments before Steppenwolf skewered Wonder Woman with a hefty chunk of Venezuela!

Holy shit what? So wait, as in Steppenwolf straight up picks up a large part of Venezuela's landmass? An entire country??

What's gonna be even more hilarious is that the Venezuelan government and media will freak out about this, crying that it's proof the US is plotting an invasion.

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>>86520273
kek
good one

>>86520340
This
AND:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974015/
Hmmm.

Venezuela is currently the best place to find dirt cheap latin pusy, they will do A N Y T H I N G

>>86520287
Snyder thought the audience was dumb enough to believe that killing off the main superhero in he cinematic universe in the second movie would stay dead. WB is forced to run with it now. Luckily Synders daughter killed herself so he quit being the director.

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>Even the Funko Superman has a terrible hairline.
Kek, at least it's accurate.

>>86520221
>JUSTICE LEAGUE Merchandise SPOILS Superman's Resurrection In The Movie
You mean the worst kept secret in the past 20 years?

BASTARDS!

Did anyone seriously think they'd permenantly kill off Superman?

>>86520513
They never intended to do that

>>86520287
It's not a secret.

It's just that they don't want to spoil HOW, WHEN, and WHY he will return.

>>86520687
No.

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>>86520677
No need to get so triggered, hairlet. This is what a proper widow's peak looks like. Cavill's hairline is just pathetic.

>>86520593
That's what a man's head looks like past age 25. You're being fooled by guys like Pratt who had hair transplants to fill in their receding hairline.

>>86521055
That's Gary Cooper, another sad baldy.

>>86521162
What does Reddit have to do with this? Stop projecting.

Not expecting Superman to resurrect is like watching The Passion of Christ without expecting Jesus to return.

>>86521270
I've been here for years, and you pussed out on the question.

>>86520577
Daily reminder that liberal nu-male pseudointellectuals actually love Zack Snyder.

STOP BUYING FUNKO POP'S!

>>86521395
Ok dad.

>>86520513
Batman didn't die though?

>Steppenwolf skewered Wonder Woman with a hefty chunk of Venezuela!
Jesus Christ can't these manchildren leave those poor people alone? They've suffered enough already, why do these numales need to taunt them for the purposes of their infantile fucking entertainment?

>>86521405
MOVE OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE, I WANNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR FROM TIME TO TIME AND THAT FRIGID CUNT WON'T DO IT WHILE YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE

>>86520902
Paul Ryan is such a piece of shit

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>>86521378
Can shitskins even be numales?

>>86520287
>Why is WB acting like this is a secret?
It's not WB, it's the retards like OP who post posters and toys saying it spoiled his return and retards like you who keep saying they should show Superman. They just don't want to spoil the scenes in trailers but you brainlets can't seem to understand that.

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>>86521868
My posts got wiped bc of Barneyfag

>>86521223
>giving snyder ideas

>>86520593
why are you obsessed with this man's hair?

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>>86523197
t. snyder hating prole

>>86520513
>Would stay dead
>Closing shot of the movie is the dirt rising
I don't like the film but you clearly didnt watch it, they've never tried to make him seem like he's staying dead