I learned a lot from the early episodes of Dexter. How to hide

does he always sport that goofy chomo face?

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>someone made this

>>86518497
only around normies

>>86518468
dud thats creepy

>>86518468
>hide my dark side
Yeah don't want them finding out that you wank off to ponies. Heh nothing personnel kid...

>>86518646
Don't worry he's just LARPing. His dark side begins and ends with jacking off to "rape" porn threads on /gif/.

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>>86518468
>What important to life lessons have you learned from a great movie or TV show?
That skinny girls are all mean bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5Wa1DZNEo

>>86518647
Can't tell you what I do. You won't believe me anyway but still not worth spending life in prison on the off chance the feds are lurking. Nice joke though. Very formulated

>>86518760
Translator's note: "puta" means "whore".

>>86518830
Yes that was a funny episode where he writes a song about her calling her a skinny mean bitch

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>>86518777
Damn man so tough and cold. You sound like such a mysterious character. Btw I learned a lot from pic related, especially the running part.

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>wait wtf? So people can't tell he's a serial killer because he brings donuts to work?

>>86519001
Sam would've kept his show if he actually brought donuts for the CN executives.

>>86518468
I guess you could say I'm a lot like Sephiroth, heh. Dark and mysterious and dangerous, but I answer to a higher calling.

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>>86519119
To live and learn

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Breaking Bad taught me that women ruin everything.

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>>86518468
>Other people's definition of you? Sometimes they're more about making themselves feel better. You gotta define yourself. Keep your eye on the tiger.

>>86519001
I found it in my personal life the more you act nice and generous and friendly and super friendly and throws people off your scent

Eastbound and Down taught me that 2 white kids are equal to 4 Mexican kids

>>86519381
Got that show was great I hope it comes back

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>>86518468
>There's no chemical solution for a spiritual problem

>>86519380
Most people get thrown off by someone acting nice cause most people are cunts and assholes.