You are about to meet God, which actor's shape does he take

>>86503835
Morgan Freeman.

space isn't real morty it was *burp* made up by the freemasons. d-do you really believe the earth is titled in a 66.6 degree angle morty I *burp* I-I-I-I I mean seriously?

Reddit: Morgan Freeman
4chan: Alanis Morisette

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Prime Arnold Schwarzenegger

>>86503932
This.
/thread

He doesn't take the shape of an actor because I'm not a fucking faggot.

>>86503835
Jon Hamm

>>86503970
"actor" is now the non gender specific word for actors and actresses

Selma Hayek

Jon Bernthal

>>86503835
Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink.

Gendry with the biggest fucking warhammer I've ever seen in my life

>>86503835
Idris Elba
/thread

>>86503835
Emilia Clarke

There is no """God"""

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>>86504055

>>86503932
>>86503884
This. Had an instant reaction because of Bruce Almighty

>>86503932
there's very little more reddit than kevin smith

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>>86504092
hi fellow atheist

>>86503835
Steve Buscemi.

>>86503835

This image is incredible.

Morgan Freeman.

>>86504186
I was your mother's God last night

>>86504237
powerful stuff tbqh

Yul Brynner

Anthony Hopkins

>>86503835
Kurt Russel

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>>86503835

What if God looks like Christina Hendricks?

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either one of these

>>86503835
Gilbert Gottfried.

Tilda. Swinton.

>>86503835
Probably like Tilda Swinton

I feel like if I had a moment to think about it I would subconsciously settle on someone weird and ethereal like that

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Probably like him in his best years

>>86503963

LITERALLY a real life superhero. Growing up with Arnold was a based childhood.

Ron Jeremy

>>86503835
Clark Gable

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alain delon

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>>86504702

or

I imagine he will look like some kind of space entety(without face and body) + he's really old and endlessly slowly dying, and because of that his voice is Stephen Lang in the Don't Breathe

>Implying he has a face and it isn't just light in the shape of a human

>>86504472

>oy an-chan, do you believe now?

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>>86503835

>meet god
>he's a black guy

Loudly proclaim "we wuz gaudz n shiieeeeetttt"

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I LIKE TO

>>86503835
Christopher
Walken.

WOAH

ITS


CRAZY

I KNOW

>>86505038
>god, what is the meaning of life?
>ONE STINKY DINKY
>a-a stinky din-
>TWO STINKY DINKY

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Cate Blanchett

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>meet god
>desperately try not to stare at Her tits while She gives you the talk about your life and death

>>86504371
I would pray to her twice a day
praying would be to suck the milkies our of her titties

>>86504146
his early movies are good
you fucking plebian

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>>86503835
Who else?

K E A N U
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A
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U

>>86503835

Jimmy Stewart

James gandolfini

Test

Kurt Russell

is saturn the most based planet?

>>86505261
A lotta loyalty for a mere mortal.

>>86503835
Christina hendricks

>>86503835
Is that a jawbreaker cut in half

>>86503835
Mark Ruffalo

Is this the blasphemy thread?

>>86504371
God's our Father, not our MOMMY

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>>86503835

BRIAN BLESSED

>>86506730
i think so
also to hell with god

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>>86503835
>YOU FOCKIN SHOULDA PRAYED TO ME MORE PECKAHEAD!!!

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>>86505261

>>86503835
Damn, Tom Cruise's picture just popped into my head.

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>>86503835

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>>86506858
he yeah lyk if u do sum bad shit i put matchs on ur fawken feet 4eva or sumthin
fawk yeh chiperson laffin my fwken cunt off

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this or Brian Blessed

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Nobody? Seriously?

>>86507375
*shouts from Stairway to Heaven*
>WAS GOING TO HELL PART OF YOUR PLAN!