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>Comedian Conan O'Brien will arrive in Israel in the end of August to film a special for his TBS show "Conan."

>In a tweet announcing his trip, O'Brien wrote that he's dispatching himself to Israel "to help Jared Kushner." On Friday, a White House official said that President Donald Trump is sending a delegation headed by Kushner, his senior adviser and son in law, to Israel, the Palestinian Authority and several Arab states in an effort to renew the peace process.

>This will be his first trip to Israel, a country he mocks mercilessly on his late-night show.
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>>86502752
Can't possibly be better than when he went to Korea but I hope there's another cutie translator
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Really boggles your mind
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>>86502752
DROPPED
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>>86502821
"Palestinian" people don't exist, Palestine was never a sovereign state
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>>86502821
is it okay to laugh at both sides? That's what I'm doing.
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>>86502850
Yes Goyim, thank you for the support
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>>86502752
will he visit MEMRI TV or as I like to call it MEME-RI TV ?
/waits for applause
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>>86502894
I hope you all make aliyah to greater Israel
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>>86502870
It's ok to laugh at both sides but this whole "Palestine NOT Israel" is so stupid that's not funny anymore
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>>86502933
Haven't had a good memory thread in a while
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'Cherokee' people don't exist, Cherokee was never a sovereign state
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>>86502982
That's a good point, I thought the whole thing was bullshit. Just because they were part of the Ottoman empire and not technically sovereign that doesn't mean they didn't have a country. The Jews that came in the 40s aren't if real Jews. Just Europeans that adopted the religion. I can't go to Rome and lay claim just because I'm Catholic now
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>>86502845
>he didnĀ“t already drop the guy after he called for a ban on "semi-automatic assault rifles" on his show after that gay-disco massacre
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>>86503057
Oh of course always the victim. You can't mortar a school and then cry when they get pissed off about.
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>>86503057
WTF? I love propping up a US colony now!
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>>86503061
But Rome is catholic
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>>86503114
>You can't mortar a school and then cry when they get pissed off about.
they were just learning to hate Israel. Ironic when you think about it
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>>86503114
Shhh don't wake the goyim up
They can't know that Hamas is shooting missles from schools and stashing weapons in hospitals
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>>86503061
>Just Europeans that adopted the religion
Ashkenazi DNA disproves this
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>>86503114
You can't put weaponss into schools and then cry when it gets bombed
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>>86502821
>Israel is totally islamophobic dude. How is islamophobia even real? Just let the intifada happen man hahhahahah just accept the knife
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>>86503057
Jordan and Egypt occupied the Arab inhabited parts of Palestine after 1948
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>>86503114
What does that have to do with the events of 1948?
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>>86503171
I'm not saying that the Palestinians are great, but it was their stupid country to begin with. It's too late now but I'm sorry if you haven't lived there for thousands of years you have lost all claims
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>>86503230
The majority of people who live in israel now were born there. They won their land by fighting for them, and have a lot more legitimacy than some random LARPers crying for "muh palestine"
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I can smell the left's brainwashing from here.

Next you'll tell me that Israel commits more crimes against humanities than the muzzies. Lmao.
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>>86503061
nah, ashkenazis have minimal european genes, they are jews
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>>86502752
>a country he mocks mercilessly on his late-night show.
hahaha is that even true?
I don't watch his show
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>>86503228
The cartoon basically calls land grabbing " self determinism" they could have just picked a unpopulated section of Africa like they were originally going to. That was the plan. I don't feel bad bey they believe a piece of land they have never been to was sacred.
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>it another /Pol/ decides if they hate Muslims or Jews more thread
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I hope he has a few drinks.
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>>86502752
>a country he mocks mercilessly on his late-night show.

That literally never happened, Coco is a liberal shill
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>>86503316
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>>86503057
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state

But no. None of those places were good enough for God's chosen. Israel should be wiped from the planet.
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>>86503230
>it was their stupid country to begin with

No, it wasn't. It belonged to Ottomans, it belonged to the Brits, it belonged to the Crusaders but there never were any Palestinians there since the term Palestinian came after Israelis established themselves there.

>claim

It doesn't matter now. If arabs weren't dumb enough to attack Israel then it could be disputed but now no matter what claim jews or arabs had, Israel is there by the right of conquest.
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They mustve threatened Conan with cancellation unless he agreed to go and shill the jew

Fucking retard

Reminder that the west is being flooded with arabs because of the destabalizing entity that is Israel
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>>86503255
Oh yes but you people also have the opposite view of native American land. Either the spoils of war are just or the whole system of manifest destiny is fundamentally wrong
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>>86503401
So we should just replace the modern, secular state of Israel will a bunch of barbarians who have little to no interest in secular and Socratic values?
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>>86503404
Right of conquest? So the Nazis also had the right to all the Jewish property in Poland then? Nice double think Shlomo
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>>86503397
if jews went there the niggers would literally cannibalize them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqON2akfM-8

Seems reasonable
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>>86503517
Well I think we should stop giving isreal a billion a year in military equipment credit and as well as other subsidies. If they want it let them pay for it themselves, they have the cash
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>>86503567
>People don't like people outside of their group
That's not news
But these people he's trying to interview are the shit stain of Israel so you can't expect much
Religous fanatics are like that
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>>86503522
Nazis saved europe from jewish takeover
most of em fled to the US to take that over instead though, so cant say much about nazis being succesful
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>>86503517
>jews must be good because they have a ""democracy""
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>>86502815
>tfw no qt Korean gf
JDIMSA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWIi8ZqxiA

Haha what rascals, this is gonna be a fun comedy show where the American beast dances for his Jewish master
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>>86502821
I like how both the far-left and far-right hate Jews.
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>>86503567
lol the jews don't even like their own law enforcement

what's their problem?
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>>86503625
guy is like a colossus over there
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>>86503517
Either genocide the arabs, persians and all other muslims in the middle east or completely pull out and stop support of israel (if not declaring war on them). I don't give a shit about their values. If they stay to their own corner of the world then who cares.
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>>86502821
Are these good or bad goys? I can't tell
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>>86503657
I never did till I read more about them, and no not biased hate group stuff. The shit they get up to is mind blowing. Even mundane stuff like getting on school boards and massively cutting funding because their children go to private yeshivas
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>>86503711
They only care about Jews. That's all you need to know
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>>86503522
1. Nazis were the aggressors
2. They lost the war
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>>86503699
They will never stay in their corner. That is the entire fucking problem. ISIS and it's predecessors has declared in no uncertain terms that even if Israel is wiped out and the West commits to a total pull out of the <iddle East that they would still commit Jihad on the West until we're all under the yoke of Islam.

There is no peace with Islam. Just like how it was spread -- it ends with their death or ours.
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Whats with Conan visiting controversial shitholes?

>Cuba
>North Korean border
>Israel
>Armenia ignoring the genocide
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>>86503825
How are they not the aggressors? I got no skin in the game could you please explain without double standards why they are the baddies? Their claim is 50 years old that's bullshit. I can't go to Manchester and start taking over estates because my grandfather moved their in the 60s
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>>86503384
Even the smallest slight sends the irsaeli right into rage, they make trump look thinck-skinned. He may not have even said anything critical, but the perceived slight is enough for massive butthurt.
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>>86503831
I like how the US basically allowed them to exist. Stop toppling dictators, these people need to be ruled by the iron fist. That's all they know
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>>86504013
>How are they not the aggressors?

Because they literally didn't declare the war, the arabs did.
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>>86504073
Or really? How does invading another land and starting to set up shop not an act of war? Fuck man I can recognize people I identify with as being in the wrong sometimes. Ask any new York new they'll tell you Israelites are assholes
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>>86503831
Weird that ISIS never attacked Israel...really makes me think
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>>86504068
Reformed Judaism contributed to the secular world and can peacefully co-exist with it. Islam can not. Every other point raised is disingenuous and trying to obfuscate the central problem.
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>>86504293
>You have to like Islam to dislike Judaism

Sorry Roth, we don't need either of you
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>>86504363
The nobel prize list begs to differ.
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>>86504293
Oh yes all the great contributions like sexualizing preteens and glorifying single mothers. Promoting white guilt and normalizeing degeneracy.
I remember when I was a kid the Holocaust was 4 million, now what is it 7? Really they somehow miss counted millions? In twenty years it'll be 20 million. Also did they Jews give a shit during the rawandan genocide?
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>>86504177
>invading
>starting to set up shop

They bought some of the land from the Ottomans, some of it they got from the Brits. UN declared how the land should be split. jews accepted it arabs went durka, counting on exterminating jews instead. Was it a crafty ploy by the jews? Maybe. But ultimately, arabs were the ones who declared an official de jure war and lost it and now they cry it wasn't fair.

>>86504281
How could they have attacked Israel?
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>>86504407
>You need migration to benefit from science

No Roth, no need
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>>86503057
>*by dummies
ftfy
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>>86504499
Fair enough, but I still think portrayals like the earlier posted comic are bullshit.
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>>86504465
Why blatantly ignore all the scientific achievements you take for granted right now? America's economic growth is due to technological innovations which are staked by Jews or lead by Jews. This is all well documented to.

I know you are frustrated by cultural Marxism, and I am too. But let's not be intellectually dishonest about their contributions.

>>86504513

I'll bite. Explain. If you keep memeing I'll just ignore you.
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>>86504661
Due to the advent of communication you can share ideas via the internet or HAM radio if you desire. I don't physically need to travel overseas to tell them something or show them something.

Hope this helps Roth, and I hope you and the Islamists have a great time in your own countries.
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>>86504628
The Jews have been persecuted for thousands of years. Do they ever think, maybe it's us? I mean for God's sake maybe they do actually eat babies and that's why they got kicked around Europe
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>>86502821
are the Israelis the jews?
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>>86504643
The comic gets the major points right tho.
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>>86504779
Oh I forgot I'm supposed to blindly think Israel is a plucky young scamp the got ruffed up by bullies. Political cartoons are trash.
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>>86504868
t. Ben Garrison enthusiast
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>>86504713
Why do you think those technologies weren't invented in the first place with Jewish help?

4th generation American mother's side. Father is German. Stop Larping, spic.
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>>86504868
No. But arabs really did wage a wannabe-genocidal war on Israel and got schooled.

>not taking Polandball comics with a hint of salt
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>>86504985
>I feel pride for the accomplishments of other people.
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Damn does anyone but politicians like israel?
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>>86505071
Jews.
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>>86505071
Czechs.
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>>86505033
Whatever cutesy history shit always trys to oversimplify for morons. It's for people that really think that they could do better if they were in charge. Issues are always black and white and what it appears to be is what it ends up being. Poland ball is for pseudo intellectual playboy man babies
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>>86503057
If jew is good. why Brits expelled them them Palestine?
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Will he show settles take over a Palestine home and steal all their stuff? That's hilarious.
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>>86504985
>larping
>online
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>>86504985
Jews are so bad at rherotic.

You asked me why we needed migration to benefit from Jews, I told you we dont, you can email me any scientific discoveries you make.

And now you're saying I deny that Jews accomplish anything, because Jews are terrible at rhetoric.

Stay in your country Roth, Israel is for you, Islam has many countries, the Christian West does not need your migration.
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>where should we take our comedy show?
>where can you find a place with apatheid and marshal law?
>say no more
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This racism is so tiresome TBS we are calling on you to be on the right side of history. The country is Palestine the British claimed it as such. Every Jordanian, Syrian, and Arab criminal who was exiled made Palistine what it is. This needs to stop.
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>>86502752
>a country he mocks mercilessly on his late-night show
I will need some proof of that
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>>86503567
Is that big mac man?
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>>86505284
>Asking for proof of the lolocaust

What's your fucking problem? Conan has been making Israel jokes for 4 million years, it's literally a known fact he makes jokes about Israel for at least 7 million years.
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>>86503405
Yeah, the Middle East was an idyllic paradise before 1948.
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>>86505420
But when did the West have to intervene and then have to take refugees out of guilt for intervention? Thank you Israel, greatest ally.
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>>86503057
>redditballs
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>>86502815
If anything there'll be a bit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jn8Ji0g5Rs
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>>86507380
I'm sure they'll trot out the actually attractive shekelias for the cameras
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>>86507454
>shekelias
kek
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>>86505465
What has Netanyahu said about the refugee crisis anyways?
Isn't he against Europe getting invaded by muslims too?
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>>86507550
Actions > Words

>America you need to give us billions
>Oops America Syria is flooding you, that sucks!
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>>86503376
>implying yiu should like any of them
But I'd go with israel if i had to choose
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>>86502752
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>>86502752
i hope he bombs.
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