>teen comedy >guy is masturbating >has lotion and

>>86487767
never understood this meme. What are you supposed to do with lotion and tissues? use the lotion then dry off with tissues?

I feel like this is a circumcision thread but if you don't have locks on your door or don't use them you're retarded for ever masturbating in your room with your parents around

>>86487856
>>86487767
people were circumcised back then mane

>>86487856
Lotion is for lube because some people can't jack a dry dick, apparently
The tissues are to cum on.

>>86487767
>>86487856
It's because Americuck penises have been mutilated and they need the lotion in order to provide moisture in order to get pleasure from masturbation, otherwise they're basically just giving an Indian Burn to their cock

The tissues are to clean up the jizz

>>86487929
>>86487898
I'm cut and I don't use lube.

>>86487889

>not being prepared for interruptions
>not being ready for tissue disposal, hiding erection, etc.
>not being turned on by the possibility of being caught and using the rush of close calls as sex fuel

So cutbros, when you have your exposed bellend flopping around in your trousers, does it get incredibly uncomfortable?

>>86487929
I never got this meme. I'm cut and never required lotion.

But are you supposed to catch the cum mid air with the tissue? Seems unrealistic unless you barely cum at all or just aren't a shooter.

I just go into a sock no lube. Is that normal?

>>86487992
Nope.

>>86487992
Most people wear underwear

>>86487767
Never got the lotion thing, and I'm circumcised.

>>86488018
oh yeah that right, circumcision leads to dead dick.
So you don't feel anything.

>Americans need lotion to reach an orgasm
b-but anteater

>>86487995

What's so fucking hard to get? You cum on the tissue. You wipe yourself off with a tissue.

>>86488047
>ha, uncircumcised is best because you don't feel discomfort
>lmao you don't feel discomfort because your dick is cut and had dead nerves

Lube greatly enhances how a handjob feels, it almost makes it like a blowjob. It's worth it if you have some stamina.

>>86488047
What are you wearing that would be so aggravating to a penis head? Does your cock head really hurt if you press it against some fabric?

>>86487929
>>86487898
>it's the "cut guys have no foreskin and can't jerk off without lube" meme

As a circumcised guy I've never understood this.

My little boy is due in 2 months. Getting him circumcised as soon as I can.

Lotion isn't needed, it just makes the experience feel more vagina-like and less degrading.

>>86488177
>feeling shame over fapping at all

Why? Unless you're jerking it to traps or something.

>>86487767
do people really use fap socks?

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it has nothing to do with circumcizion

try jerking off with lube some day anon

your hand slides off your dick. it feels amazing

Americans still like to perform ritual genital cutting on infant males, and this results in an above average number of issues with puberty, erections, and masturbation.

Often the doctor will take too much foreskin, creating too little flesh, and resulting in painful erections later in life. Other times the doctor will take too little foreskin, and the few percent protection it might have offered against STDs is no longer present. And sometimes they get it just right. And it 'only' results in painful masturbation without lubrication. There is no way for a doctor to know how much to take.

>American anything in media
>circumcision is normal
>not circumcising is weird!
>female circumcision is EVIL

>>86488113
I shoot a decent amount so unless I'm in some kind of push up position with the tissue below me on the floor I overshoot the tissue I'm holding in my hand and it lands on the floor. Plus holding a tissue in front of my penis the whole time with my free hand is kind of annoying in general.

I have jacked off 5 times so far today. Gonna go for my record of 8.

Another cutfag here. Lotion is nice sometimes, but it's messy and the wrong stuff can burn.

>>86488257
>Record is 8
Pathetic. Mine is 16.

>>86488277
Use aloe.

i just jizz on the carpet under my desk and vacuum it up once a month

>>86488226
>painful masturbation without lubrication

So you don't know what you're talking about.

>>86487767

It's an American thing. Americans do not have foreskin so they don't have any skin to jerk. They need to stroke the top with their hand and that can be paintful.

>>86488226
>circumcision is normal
>not circumcising is weird!
Given the percentage of cut people this is true though, by simple fact being cut is abnormal in the US.

>>86487963
>>86487995
>>86488143
I'm cut too and have enough slack from tugging on my dick for years that I don't need lotion, but lotion is a lot better. The reason is you can stroke the cockhead, which usually has the foreskin rolled over it during a handjob or sex.

>>86488257
What the fuck? The most I've fapped in one day (was in a 6 hour period) was 3, and my dick was dry as a bone after that.

What's the deal about the sock?
You cum in the sock and then what? you have a sock full of jizz you can't use and have to wash after. Why not use tissues or hygienic paper?

>>86487929
>implying those of us who still have foreskin don't use lube sometimes
It feels good, dude.

>>86488369
Wrong

>>86488420
You aren't supposed to wash it.

>>86488369
I just use spit until the precum arrives

>>86487856
Because it feels good.

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>>86488403
>3

>>86488210
It creates less dust than tissues.
I have to clean the apartment so much when I use tissues.

I just jack off into a toilet. I don't need romance, rose petals, and candles. At this point masturbating is a biological function. Any pleasure is gone the second you cum, better not to be left with the mess when you're done.

>>86488226
>tfw cut and a faggot
>first time I was with a guy he had a beautiful perfect natural uncut cock and I was so jealous
>second guy I was with was cut but they left him literally no foreskin, to the point that even when he was flaccid his head was still 100% exposed

I guess I lucked out because my doctor apparently didn't know he was supposed to be removing my foreskin and not just cutting the end of it to make the opening looser, because that's all he did. I genuinely feel sorry for guys whose parents had their entire foreskin taken off.

>>86488450
>precum always dries out, gets tacky and gross during my long edging sessions
it's only useful for a quickie

>>86488348

Even though it's supposedly just a cosmetic/ritual procedure, it still has some side-effects. One of them is that in circumcised communities, painful erections and painful masturbation are more common.

>>86488372

It's more common, but I wouldn't go as far as saying slicing off parts of a child's genitals to be normal.

>>86487856
American all have dry, mutilated Jew dicks.

>>86488403
same here senpai, I don't understand these chronic masturbators

>>86487929
>circumcised
>have jerked off literally thousands of times
>have used lube maybe twice

not worth the extra mess

>>86488113

>Not eating your own semen

>>86488546
>It's more common, but I wouldn't go as far as saying slicing off parts of a child's genitals to be normal.
Most people think it's totally normal to SKIN AN INFANT'S COCK in this country. Sadly.

>>86488137
Different anon here, I'm cut and occasionally if my dong rubs the wrong way in my whiteys I'll get a chub from it. Nothing sexual happening, just an oversensitive dick.

Also I prematurely ejaculate on a regular basis.

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>>86488563
I don't. I like my foreskin. Keeps me warm.

>>86488546
You're describing poorly done circumcisions. I was left with maybe 10% of mine and I have no problems.

>>86488442
>You made me remember that pic of mushrooms growing on the top of a towel in anon's room.

A sock must smell like death after a month of everyday cumming.

>>86488636
Most Americans then.

>>86488617
>not just sucking your own dick

>>86488017
It's not unheard of, but it better be a sock you're willing to sacrifice.

>>86488629
That's not what circumcision is.

>>86488669
Mutilated, sure. Dry? Nah.

>>86488632
Well then you don't have some kind of dead dick like the other anon was saying, in fact you'd have the opposite

>>86488669
not anymore. babies are no longer being mutilated at the rate they once were.

>>86487992
as someone that got cut at 22...

the skin hardens eventually. the first few months were awful and very distracting.

>>86488669
>The CDC reported in 2011 that, following an earlier increase in neonatal circumcision rates, rates decreased in the period 1999 to 2010. Citing three different data sources, most recent rates were 56.9% in 2008 (NHDS) 56.3% in 2008 (NIS), and 54.7% in 2010 (CDM).
what the fuck? isnt circumcision a Jewish thing? why do half of American males do it then?

>>86488669
Pretty much all of them actually. When they mention the gradual decline in circumcision rates, that's because of all the Mexicans coming over here who don't go for it.

Does anything trigger /tv/ faster and more effectively than circumcision? You guys are pathetic.

>>86488699
Then whats with the lotion?

>>86488696
It's cutting skin from a cock, sorry. Just because it's deemed loose or spare skin doesn't make it any less barbaric.

>>86487923
Whether or not you can jack off depends on how your circumcision went, guys with a tight cut literally cannot masturbate without lubricant.

Most men have loose cuts these days but circumcision was originally explicitly designed to prevent masturbation and as such cutfags needed lube.

>>86488582
I really really like to ejaculate.
What's so hard to understand?

>>86488766
Interracial sex. Which is funny because all of the BLACKED actors are cut.

>>86488806
idk, isnt it just like shooting blanks at some point though?

>>86488740
Jewish brainwashing and health practices from a man with far too much clout who thought sex and masturbation was evil and wanted to make it less pleasurable

>>86488779
It's nice from time to time because it feels like an ersatz mouth/vagina.

>>86488740
Most doctors are Jews and the Jews effectively campaigned to make it a routine procedure in neonatal medicine.

They were able to do this because infants can't object to someone slicing skin off their penis.

>>86488563
Only white Americans. 91% of circumcisions in 2016 were on white babies.

Also apparently California hates circumcision now because only about 30% of male babies born there in the last ten years got circumcised.

>>86488740
>why do half of American males do it then?

Half of American males do not choose to do it.

Typically it's performed on newborns.

It's cosmetic surgery on an infant's genitals with no medical necessity. We have a general rule against this kind of thing, something I think is sensible, but male circumcision is the exception.

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check these cutfags

>>86488789
Why do you care? it's a worthless sleeve of skin.

>>86488113
Use a sock you degenerate.

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I use onaholes.

>>86488736
Why would you get cut at 22?

>>86488878
>It's cosmetic surgery on an infant's genitals with no medical necessity
The doctors say it reduced rates of HIV transmission.

Nevermind a fucking CONDOM does that, 100% of the time.

>>86488888

>>86488925
are they worth it? I've been thinking of getting one desu

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>>86488925
>tfw no roommate to share an onahole with

>>86488938
it does a lot of things that meme (((researches))) say but it all pales in comparison to the loss of sensitivity and enjoyment from the man.

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>>86488740
Blame Dr. Kellogg. Fucking prudish sex-hating asshole.

>>86488912
>worthless sleeve of skin
>full of nerves that give you pleasure
???

>>86488953
Me too, actually.

>>86488938
>reduced rates of HIV transmission.
thats the retarded thing, why would you have sex with someone wit HIV in the first place, let alone have sex without protection on

>>86488143
This.
>>86488390
This too.

The only time I ever chafed my dick was during a 3-hour Adderall-fueled fap marathon.

>>86488938

>The doctors say it reduced rates of HIV transmission.

By something like 2%. Essentially worthless.

>Nevermind a fucking CONDOM does that, 100% of the time.

Exactly.

>>86488996
What's your point?

>>86488740
>isnt circumcision a Jewish thing?

No, it's an Abrahamic thing. Most Christian sects believe in circumcision. If you read the bible there are multiple passages about how circumcision is making a promise to God. It appears in both the New and Old testaments. Jesus and his disciples were all circumcised as well.

tl;dr any poltard who tells you circumcision is a an evil Jew tactic doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

>>86487992
They'll answer no but it's just cause they've lost sensitivity

>>86489024
>thats the retarded thing, why would you have sex with someone wit HIV in the first place, let alone have sex without protection on
I guess the logic is people are animals, so any reduction in HIV transmission when they inevitably have unprotected sex is better than none.

It's still insane; anytime I bump into someone in pediatrics I grill them on this.

>>86489092
Jesus was a jew though

>>86488991
I'm a cutfag and I still eat this prick's cereal.

it's good cereal.

>>86489095
see>>86488120

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>>86488953
they're basically just fleshlights with an anime girl on the box, and rather than a hard cover to make it discrete, it's a giant pink soft thing that's super obvious

you can either use it 2-3 times and throw it away or take care of them(like I do) and make them last months to years. There's a huge guide on it but the basics are, clean your jizz out after every use, dry the inside, talcum powder the outside.

I have 1 go-to regular one, one "hip" for nights where I wanna go a few times, and one special one for when I feel the need. (It's made to feel like a dolphin's pussy).

>>86488912

It isn't.

You sound like those people who defend female circumcision.

>it's just worthless flaps of skin that only house bacteria anyway

>>86488162
Why would you do this tho?

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>>86489145
>It's made to feel like a dolphin's pussy

>>86489071
his point is that the pleasure cutfags feel from sex/masturbation is a fraction of what it is from men that have their entire penis intact

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>>86489145
>(It's made to feel like a dolphin's pussy).

>>86489146
Never heard of female circumcision.

>>86489247
they basically cut off the clit of a girl so sex isn't enjoyable for them and thus they are less promiscuous

>>86489092
>tl;dr any poltard who tells you circumcision is a an evil Jew tactic doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

It's more that it's absurd to make that the exception to our general rule about slicing on newborns for no medical purpose.

Or perhaps you think cosmetic surgery on the genitals of newborns IS okay?


It's not like anyone would ban it. If you think it's in the bible, get one at 18.

>>86489195
That's not really true, I still bust in my girlfriend (when I have one). But the function of loose skin on the penis shaft is still lost. And there is a loss of sensitivity as well, though thankfully most of us who were cut as infants will never know what we are missing.

>>86489247
In some African/Muslim countries they snip off the clit so females have sex solely for reproduction.

>>86489195
And?

>>86489270
>cutfag
>"there isn't any difference in pleasure"

top kek, you're missing out bro

>>86489262
>>86489279
They also shear the labia.

It's pretty fucking awful, but normies will STILL defend mutilating their male kids.

kek uncut anons are the most insecure fucking people on earth

sorry girls think your dick is weird, keep your outrage to yourself because no one cares

>>86489302
Honestly can't comprehend it feeling better.

>>86489289
and you got the short end of the stick by only getting a small piece of the pie while real men get the whole thing

are you retarded? your life is less enjoyable because jews like to suckle the blood off of freshly circumcised newborns

>>86489308
well female circumsion is only performed in third world countries but yeah its the worse double standard

As a woman these threads fascinate me

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>>86489341
I'm positively heartbroken, anon.

>>86489324
>have a normal dick
>insecure
???

>>86489369
exactly, it's barbaric, just like cutting off the tip of your penis

>>86489195
>>86489341
How do you know this? Have you been both circumcised and uncircumcised?

>>86489382
as a woman imagine if someone cut off your clit and try to understand why cutfags are delusional

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>>86488664
here you go

>>86489388
>anytime circumcision comes up
>sperg out for hours
>normal

>>86489247

It's when you take a single droplet of blood from the clitoral hood shortly after birth. That's what about 98% of the procedures referred to as 'female circumcision' are.

>>86489262

There is that version too. There are also equivalents to male circumcision, where they remove some of the labia. These are in between the removal of the clitoris, more correctly called a female castration, and the extraction of blood, in popularity.


I wonder if any anon would defend the most common form of female circumcision, since it is unquestionably less invasive and less permanent than the most common form of male circumcision? Probably not, because we all understand that cosmetic surgery on the genitals of newborns is disgusting.

you guys think uncut will be the norm soon?
or is it already?

>>86489369
Male circumcision should literally be a third-world country practice. Not a first-world routine procedure.

Imagine if we scarified (artistic scarring) the face of infants instead. How long would that shit survive public scrutiny?

I think everyone should watch a circumcision at least once. Then you know what the fuck it is.

>>86489411
The clit is a woman's version of the entire head of the penis you idiot. A more apt comparison would be snipping off bits of the lips.

>>86488442
Why not?

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Why do amerilards cut their babies' dicks off when it's a jewish practice?

>>86489412
What in the absolute fuck?

>>86489416
It is the norm everywhere in the world bar the United States and the Middle East.

>>86489506

see >>86489092, its a Christian thing

>>86489535
And South Korea.

>>86489506
Because a prudish Christian health nut doctor popularized it.

>>86489414
this

These people come into threads like this and bitch until it gets deleted, which could be at least an hour.

>>86489559
we gotta put you cutfags in your place, lest you think you own the place

>An entire thread dedicated go jerking off

>>86489506
They don't cut the dicks off.

>>86489247
>>86489262
>>86489415
>It's when you take a single droplet of blood from the clitoral hood shortly after birth. That's what about 98% of the procedures referred to as 'female circumcision' are.
Kek where the hell are you getting that information from?

Anyway, fyiy it varies greatly. Here's the worst account I've heard:

http://www.firstpost.com/living/someone-cut-out-a-significant-part-of-me-a-woman-on-what-its-like-living-with-female-genital-mutilation-2049655.html

>>86489136
His brother made the cereal. That asshole had nothing to do with it.

>>86489526
You telling me you've never grown your own cum rag babies?

You call yourself a man?

>>86489633
In fact, he hated his brother for making the cereal, so if anything, you should eat as much of it as you can.

>>86489603
You'd rather more capeshit and interracial sex?

>>86489633
Got a citation? Wikipedia sayeth

>Corn flakes, or cornflakes, are a popular breakfast cereal made by toasting flakes of corn. The cereal was first created by John Harvey Kellogg in 1894

>>86488804
Someone told me they were originally explicitly cut for hygienic reasons back in the day.

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>>86489092
NO IT'S NOT FUCKING JEWISH U ANTISEMITE.

It's (((abrahamic)))

>>86489630

>Kek where the hell are you getting that information from?

You can find it easily enough. Indonesia performs almost all procedures known as female circumcisions, and almost all of them are the one that produces a single drop of blood and leaves no mark.

>Anyway, fyiy it varies greatly. Here's the worst account I've heard:

Oh wow.

I think all such procedures should be illegal. It seems like you have an exception for men where I would not make an exception.

Do you also support the legalization of female circumcisions that are less invasive than male ones, such as the ones practiced in Indonesia?

>>86489552
Jesus Christ, 75% circumcision rate!

Down 12% from 15 years ago but that is insane for a country with no Abrahamic religious affiliation that is insane. I know they're a feminazi fascist lead country but that is just nuts.

>>86489699
Being cut pretty much depletes your chances of ever getting smegma unless you're the least hygenic person on Earth. Militant anti-circumcision fags will argue that simply cleaning your dick will prevent smegma anyway so it's not necessary but it's nothing to bitch about for the rest of your life.

>>86489783
I don't support any kind of circumcision, period. That said, I am circumcised but don't really give it any thought.

>>86489809
My best friend's uncut and I've never seen his dick, BUT, according to him he doesn't have a problem with that. He doesn't even shower every day.

But yeah, if you have a foreskin you should probably wash your cock head. How hard is it to get a teenager to rub his dick in the shower?

>>86488736
Does sex feel less enjoyable or are these assholes just memeing?

>>86488518
Your doctor probably just fixed your phimosis, a condition where the foreskin is too tight and can't be opened due to that.

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>be cut and fap with no lube and cum on my belly, wiping it off with a dirty sock and go about my day.

Get on my level, nerds.

>>86489784
This is your country on western values.

>>86489182
>>86489197
you have no idea.
I recommend looking up the "Mouth of Truth." Its cheap and high quality, and has a mouth cavity with a tongue and teeth inside. You can cut the teeth out if they bother you

>>86489893
I'm cut and I have amazing orgasms

Plus how would anyone know unless they got circumcised late in life

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>being proud of your jewish slave markings

>>86489809

You could also shower. The advantage your describing is 'I can go an extra day without showering before this one part of my body smells this bad but no effect on any of the rest of my body'.

>>86489845

Great. So you'd argue against male circumcision if you found out someone you knew supported it. As I assume you would give an argument if you found out someone you knew expressed their desire and demanded their right to circumcise their daughter.

No? Yes?

>>86489893
Not him but masturbation feels just fine. Never had sex but I imagine sticking it in a fleshy hole would feel pretty good too.

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>>86489948
>Plus how would anyone know unless they got circumcised late in life
Al Bundy probably knows.

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>>86487767
I doubt anyone else faps like I do.
I can't really fap with just my hand because there's too much friction and my hand can get sweaty which seems to make it worse.

So I wear rubber (nitrile) gloves to fap. And I keep my dick dry with a paper towel to keep friction to a minimum.

It's the best way I've found.

>>86488804
>>86489699
Biblical circumscription gave some more slack. Modern american circumcision was designed by the Kellog ceral guy to stop boys from fapping and has little slack

>>86489893
Do you really think 4chan would try to make you feel inadequate and insecure about your penis?

>>86489991
>you could also shower

What the fuck did you think I was implying when I talked about cleaning your dick? Where else would you clean your dick but in the shower/bath?

>>86489878
>>86489991
I am an uncut fag and I wish i was cut so i did not have to retract myself every day

>>86489948
>Plus how would anyone know unless they got circumcised late in life
This. Uncut fags get all worked up and claim there's "documentation", but you really can't gauge such a thing without experiencing it for yourself. There's no quantifying pleasure.

>>86489948
You will never know how the orgasm God intended feels like because you have butchered glands

>>86490019
>keep it dry to reduce friction

Nigger use lube if it's that big of a problem.
>>86490040
Wrong.

>>86490067
>What the fuck did you think I was implying when I talked about cleaning your dick? Where else would you clean your dick but in the shower/bath?

You seemed to be implying that a circumcised dick wouldn't need to be cleaned as often. If you were, your implications were wrong.

>>86490069
>I am an uncut fag and I wish i was cut so i did not have to retract myself every day

So get a circumcision.

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>>86490069
Then get yourself cut, dumb Niger. There are literal DIY kits and guides you can find online.

>>86490069
Why? Retracting isn't even that bad if you're used to doing it.

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>>86490019
For the longest time as a kid and pre-teen, I literally "whacked" it, grabbing the base of my shaft with my right hand and then strumming the top of my dick with my left oalm.

I never thought of gripping it until jr high when my buddy did the jack-off hand motion and I thought, wtf was that?

>>86490128
There are video tutorials too. I think I saw one that was called Pain Olympics or something?

>>86490143
I've heard of dudes rubbing it between their hands like they're trying to get a fire going

Shit makes me laugh to think about.

>American comedy
>guy has no foreskin

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>>86488922
but then you have a cum sock to clean. I could see some super green save the earth type not wanting to use a tissue
>>86490128
but I dont want to risk botching it or feeling pain. It could have taken 10 seconds when i was a dumb baby
>>86490139
it is a fucking chore and sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and forget to retract causing 5 different piss streams
>>86490143
I used to roll it around my thumb and index finger because it was vaguely pussy like

>>86490127
No, I'm right. I could never touch my dick in the shower and I wouldn't get smegma. I only scrub it down for the sake of it.

>>86490190

>american comedy
>police are fascists
>this is a joke

>american comedy
>prison is for rape
>this is a joke

>>86490143
This is how I discovered masturbation at 11. I hadn't even had the talk with my parents or sex ed at school. When I blew a load I had no idea what was going on nor why it felt so good.

>>86490119
>Nigger use lube if it's that big of a problem.
Fuck that, lube is more expensive, it's gross, and you have to clean it up after.
I've tried both and I prefer my dry smooth faps. Cheaper and feels better. Lube is for normies.

>>86490208
>it is a fucking chore
I guess I can't relate, because it doesn't feel like a chore to me.

>>86489893
Uncut:
There are a lot of nerves in the foreskin, and it feels very good to stretch. For a cut guy, I guess it would feel similar to being able to stroke down an extra inch.

I don't know how comfortable I would feel without it covering like 3/4 of my flaccid penis's head. It looks sort of like a half-closed eyelid.

I just image searched "circumcised penis" and my natural reaction was Aah-ugh!

Orgasms:
To be honest, I think hip motion is probably more important for your quality of orgasm. Learn to fuck your hand face-down on the bed if you haven't already.

>>86490231

So you have the same amount of smegma as me, a complete man who can wash himself. None.

In exchange for the permanent loss of a functional organ, you have gained nothing.

>>86490276
>be 10
>rubbing head of my dick until it feels really good
>nothing comes out yet
>freak the fuck out when I actually jizz for the first time

>>86490379
Same, I thought something was wrong with my pee.

>>86490282
nigga grocery store brand lube is like 2 bucks. Unless you masturbate 5 times a day IDK what to tell you

>cutfags bitterly defending their mutilated dicks
my sides

Anyone else remember that huge campaign against female genital mutilation going on in the 2000's?
Why didn't they say anything about male circumcision? Especially considering on is common IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY and the other is happening in who the fuck cares Middle East and Africa.

>The world is literally obsessed with American cock

>>86490417
And that's still more expensive than what I prefer now because of the other things you didn't address.
(and it's like 5 bucks where I am)

>>86490456
Westerners only care about women. That's why the modern western women has literally no problems that are not her own fault.

>>86488510
>I just jack off into a toilet
This. Quick, clean release. Then I can go back to whatever the fuck I was doing.

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>>86490430
It's the same in every circumcision thread.

>>86490459
because they taste the best :d

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>>86489412
>Your a father

>>86490456
I hate male circumcision, but in fairness, female circumcision is way worse. It's like cutting off the entire head off your dick. So it's acceptable for them to talk about one without talking about the other.

>family member passes away
>next time you fap, get really self-conscious thinking they're watching you from the grave.

>>86487898
>>86487929
What a weird meme. Circumcision does not kill the feeling in your dick.

as a femanon, worm dicks are disgusting. circumcised guys last longer in bed too.

>>86490546
Maybe if you weren't masturbating to photos of them they wouldn't feel the need to watch you.

>>86490594
not my fault my grandpa was one handsome dude

Cutfags are so brainwashed there's no redeeming their minds

>>86490581
t. gay fag

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>>86490546
>christfag problems
shameless faps are the best
feels good to be atheist

>>86490530
>I hate male circumcision, but in fairness, female circumcision is way worse. It's like cutting off the entire head off your dick. So it's acceptable for them to talk about one without talking about the other.

You aren't describing like and like, then. You are describing female castration. So long as people use the word circumcision to describe one very specific procedure for men, but every interference with genitals for women, it cannot be useful.

It's not acceptable to talk about male circumcision without establishing whether those in the discussion are opposed to circumcision performed on newborns or others who cannot consent, or if they have an exception for one kind of male circumcision.

If it's about harm, then any pro-circumcision argument should also be in favor of most female circumcision too. If they still want to say male circumcision is okay, well, I've never heard a good reason so I don't know what to say.

>>86488806
You're going to lose hair fast

>>86490686
*tips fedora*

Why don't you guys just have sex with a real girl lmao?

>>86490581
As used goods who has had enough dicks from a wide variety of ethnic backgrounds to have a basis of comparison, nobody actually cares about your opinion. You are not a prize if everyone is a "winner."

>>86490709
>You are describing female castration
Look up both "female castration" and "female circumcision" on Google and look at the very first result. They should be the same.

>>86490581

Personally, I think labia bitches are disgusting. Once you've had sex with a woman who has had themselves tidied up down there, it's hard to go back to stinky, folded, 'natural' vaginas.

That's you. That's what you sound like.

>>86487992
Depends on the material of the trousers, it's why I don't jog. A man running around town with a boner might get you shot in America. That's a pretty uncomfortable feeling.

as a woman, I will instantly leave the bedroom if the guy has an uncut dick. It's so gross.

>>86490753
ew

>>86490753
I'd love to but I can't be arsed to even swipe in Tinder, let alone go out and meet girls.

If I need pussy so bad I'll call a prostitute.

>>86490768
t. Schlomo Goldbergstein

>>86490753
I hate women aside from their vaginas.

>>86490546
>>86490686
how do you think your grandpa feels when you fap to 2d children and traps?
What about when mix up the two?
BAKA DESU SENPAI

>>86487898
I'm circumcised and I've never used tissues in my life.

>>86490763
>Look up both "female castration" and "female circumcision" on Google and look at the very first result. They should be the same.

Like I said, the language conflates them. If we're comparing like to like, and the male circumcision is the standard we go from, then a female circumcision would be the removal of the clitoral hood and nothing more. But instead we use circumcision when we should be using 'infant genital cutting' for all of them, it applies to circumcision and castration and less interference too.

Almost every example of female infant genital cutting, the pinprick of blood, is less invasive than the standard male infant genital cutting, the male circumcision.

>>86490736
you will never know the joy of pure faps :^)

>>86490581
>>86490768
These guys are LARPing. Women would never admit to "instantly" leaving a guy based on their penis, even online. They always say it's the guy attached to the penis that matters most.

>>86490786
For me the process of meeting girls, getting turned on and flirting with them is almost fun, like a game of dota.

American here. It's kind of our national secret but due to the lack of sensation in our mutilated penises, we rely primarily on anal masturbation and prostate stimulation for sexual release.

>>86490905
t. uncut virgin

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>>86490916
>Feeding the vaginal Jew machine

>>86490753
Warped ideas of sexuality based on romantic comedies and love songs have poisoned my mind.

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>>86490916
>when he plays dota
>when he plays moba
>when he plays video games on his computer
>when he plays video games

>>86489809
You pretty much have to be the least hygienic person on earth to get it anyway. I've gone weeks without washing my uncut dick and have never got it.

If you guys don't use tissues where do you shoot your jizz?

>>86490939

I know you are trolling but I've seriously noticed American media goes to this place for kink much faster than any other anglo media does and one big difference is circumcision rates.

>>86488203
Are you implying traps are gay? cause you're wrong

>>86491059
Take your phone to shower with you and fap there

>>86491059
>he doesn't watch CEI

>>86488239
'this whole conversation is just yo ubragging about how much you cum. Simply put the tissue right over your cock you idiot. Or just cum all over your pupes and eat it like i do.

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>>86491059
>he doesn't shoot his jizz straight into his mouth

>>86491132
This. Are you all fags and waste your precious jizz?

>>86491059
lay down back and shoot to cealing. cum lands on stomach and then wipe or eat

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>naked in bed with laptop
>rub penis on scalding hot bottom

uncut dicks are definitely ugly to look at. Now you all gonna say "we don't give a fuck about your opinion bitch" that's fair, but you have to know that the majority of the female population is disgusted by uncut dicks. goodbye

>>86491026
I get smegma on my dick like 5 hours max after a shower. It smells nice tho, like the male version of pussy smell, and girls have commented on my dick smelling very strongly "man", so i don't see a problem. Of course being nordic i'm uncut.

>>86491124
Children's Empowerment Initiative? Center for Elder's Independence?

>>86488239
Just push an edge of the tissue up with your thumb or cup your hand. As long as you make sure part of the tissue is at an angle, you're covered for both vertical and horizontal trajectories - unless you've got a hole in your dick that isn't a urethra.

>>86491262
And your gash looks like a fucking alien mouth, what of it?

>>86491321
aw don't be so butthurt

>>86490564
we just lying to ourselves now huh? It's not even a debate on that point, circumcision is literally the act of removing the skin that has the most nerve endings in your dick

>>86489092
>>86489542
Except it isn't. Like many other sacrifices it was deemed unnecessary when Jesus died on the cross.

>>86489369
>well female circumsion is only performed in third world countries
Wrong.

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>teen comedy
>american guy who was mutilated by his rabbi takes his shoes and socks off, puts shoes back on, then cums in sock

>>86491383
what part of my comment was butthurt? we have ugly genitals, so what.

>>86491417
Holy shit, I laughed too hard at this.

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>female circumcision is barbaric torture even though its just a little knick and its over
>male circumcision is considered normal even though it uses tools that look like medieval torture devices and pictures of the act make it look like they are cutting the whole dick off
really fires dem synapses

Reminder that vaginas are so fucking horrifying that they were used on facehuggers.

>>86491417
>Amazon comedy Red Oaks
>guy goes to a bris
>"oh I'm sure they will depict this accurately

>baby cries softly like a newborn and then becomes totally quiet

way to go Netflix. In reality, they scream fucking bloody murder before falling into a catatonic shock.

>>86491531
what a faggot

can a girl tell the difference between a cut and uncut dick during sex?

>>86489506
It makes no sense, Paul practically forbade it and stated it was worthless.

>Gal. 5:6: "For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but faith working through love."

>Gal. 6:15: "For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation."

The resurgence and popularity of circumcism comes predominantly from Jews attempting to influence the Christian populace via Jewish cultural practices, this cements in the mind of the Christian the value of Jewishness and the Jews. It was actually mentioned in the New Testament-

>Acts 15:24: "... we have heard that some who went out from us have troubled you with words, unsettling your souls, saying, 'You must be circumcised and keep the law' -- to whom we gave no such commandment ..."

It's been happening for centuries and will continue to happen. It can be found in Christian literature- thr Left Behind series places importance on Israel and multiple Jewish characters. Numerous television pastors such as John Hagee are virulent zionists. One very recent example is Jewish billionaire and zionist Sheldon Adelson buying campus Christian groups allegiance-


>Billionaire Sheldon Adelson’s new campus operation to defend Israel has picked David Brog, the head of the largest Christian Zionist organization, as its first leader.

>Brog, executive director of Christians United for Israel, will head the Campus Maccabees, a new multi-million dollar group funded by Adelson and fellow billionaire Haim Saban. The new organization’s mission will be to fight efforts on college campuses to promote the movement to boycott, divest from or sanction Israel. An official announcement is expected next week, but two sources closely informed of the campus group’s decision-making process have confirmed the information to the Forward.

http://forward.com/news/311662/leader-of-christian-zionists-named-head-of-adelson-campus-anti-bds-group/

>>86491620
not that I'm aware, but only the dumbest of bitches care about it in the first place. Most women think dicks look weird period, regardless of cut/uncut. You can easily google this bullshit and find women responding to the question though

>>86491670
American Protestants are literally the laziest fucking faithful ever, they don't know shit about the Bible even if they attend service every weekend. All they do is parrot what authority (religious, medical or governmental) tells them.

I have more respect for Catholics who at least seem to know scripture.

>>86491770
As a Protestant I hate to admit you're half right, although you should blame those who poisoned them more than their foolishness. They've all but forgotten what Martin Luther warned them about.

>>86488390
What does it feel like if you touch the head without lotion? Does it hurt?

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>>86489247
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>86492021
If my hands are dry it can hurt, yes. It chafes quickly. The penis head is a mucous membrane. But cutfags have it exposed so it dries out and forms a thin layer of dried keratin. A modification of physiology.

I have accidentally rubbed the ridge raw fapping dry for a long time.

>>86491620
Not sure if they register it themself but they do, there have been studies made about this. Basically while having sex with an uncut dick they feel more like a "woman", they feel more connected with their partners and have orgasms more frequently.

>>86492364
There's probably less friction for them which is good, they are the lubricating party.

Just watch 9 Songs, a movie with an uncut penis. You can see how they work better.

>>86487767

I didn't see this movie. Why is that white snake biting that guy's dick off?

Sorry for my bad english, I'm Japan.

>>86491412
was that in the old or new canon? it's all so hard to keep straight.

I can't believe you cut fags literally walk around with a dead dick and its just rubbing up against your boxers, thats disgusting

>>86491106
are you me?

>>86488162
>my unborn son is almost ready for the world I can't wait to get part of his dick removed

>>86491539
south park did the same shit years ago

at least there were some characters in that episode that weren't comfortable with it though

>>86492698
People are okay with this, but slapping your child is considered child abuse

the world we live in, man. it's fucked beyond belief.

I jerk off with lotion. It feels better.

>family converts religions when I'm 15
>forced to get circumcised by my dad
>circumcision was botched and the doctor took so much skin I have to take meds to suppress my erection and sex drive otherwise I get massive skin tears and my testicles pulled to the sides of my dick
>haven't had an orgasm since
>chafe regularly and walking around is uncomfortable most of the time without wearing a Manhood sleeve

I've been restoring for the last 4 years but progress is slow. At least now I have enough slack that while flaccid my testicles aren't pulled onto my dick. The skin on my scrotum makes up almost 1/2 of the underside of my dick now, though the scar line used to be almost on my scrotal skin. Before I got cut I'd had sex a couple times with a long term gf and it was amazing, I've tried something close to jerking off since getting cut and it's just painful and humiliating. I've not even had an orgasm since then.

>>86493327
Sorry to hear, m8. I would probably go on a killing spree if I were you, desu.

>>86493327
I feel for you, my man.

>2017
>not fapping in the nude while wearing a condom and watching VR porn with headphones and cumming into the condom

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>>86493558
Is VR porn really worth it? What's the gimmick?

>>86488804
>Most men have loose cuts these days
Most guys in the world aren't mutilated at all.

>>86493327
what have told them that they missed their window to destroy my dick, try again with the next spawn

>>86493633
I think so. It's far more immersive and you can look around the room and shit. It's still in its early stages tough, so most of the stuff is really bland.

>>86493327
At least your family wasn't fedora, right?

>>86487995
You literally have a stomach.
Come wherever then apply tissues to said cum.

>>86493764
>you can look around the room
>"wow what nice trim"
>in a porn
kek

>>86493765
Actually it was all for nothing, my sister and I hated it and left immediately and my mom lager got a divorce since my dad became a controlling piece of shit and she converted to some Christian denomination afterward.

>>86488813
>all of the BLACKED actors are cut
Nope

>>86489412
Seriously is the OP of that image the proud father of some mushrooms?

>>86493866
Well, alright, I'll defer to the anon who has an extensive history of watching cuck porn. Clearly I should have consulted an expert first. All I know is that all the ones I've seen on the webms that get posted absolutely fucking everhwhere on this board have all been cut.

>>86489404
Imagine rubbing your tongue on a pair of jeans for 20+ years. How numb do you think it would become?

Also, gently stroke the palm of your hand with a finger, then do the back of your hand.


The difference right there is what the difference between cut and uncut is.

There are many nerve endings in the foreskin.

>>86489262
Soubds like something Western Civilization needs. Sadly it'll never be legal.

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>>86488874
>it's mostly white male infants getting circumcized
>California circumcision rate is only 30% in 2016

@86493972

wow so edgy bro

ouch bro watch that edge bro

@86493999
don't @ me ever again

>tfw cut and still a two pump chump
>smegma trap fags try to tell me I'm missing out on extra pleasure
Thanks but I need all the stamina I can get

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>>86488500

>>86489959
I would if a Jewish girl dominated me about it

>>86493928
Don't act like a cunt. You posted about this shit first. Most black pornstars are uncut. Even in the webms posted.

>>86489696
W.K. Kellogg was the sanitarium health nut faggot. J.H. was the cool one who made cereal, owned the horse from Lawrence of Arabia, let disney base their horse animations on his horses, and created a p decent engineering college.

>>86493955
>t. guy who has never felt a circumcised penis in his life

>>86491505
>>female circumcision is barbaric torture even though its just a little knick and its over
They legit slice off the clit and labia and then take fucking stitch that shit shut with sandpeople technology, all without anesthesia at like ages of 12 or whatever. And then they get it redone after each pregnancy to keep that shit "pure". It's pretty fucked up. Not defending male circumcision but those sandniggas are pretty barbaric with their shit and keep doing it even though it's mostly against the law.

>>86491059
shoot in the bathtub and turn on the showerhead so it washes away

I just swallow my cum

>>86493858
I wonder if you can shitpost on /tv/ in VR

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>>86487767
>ctl alt n
>pornhub
>get a vidya of some sweet big tittied midget with a strap on doing a regular gal.
>take out moisturizer.
>lather it over entire body, feels good, refreshing.
>do legs like girls do in the commercials, smooth.
>do face like that meme guy
>watch the vidya to the end and then clap, covered head to toe in moisturizer.
>close screen, look around.
>wipe off excess moisturizer with tissues till all nice and clean.
>feel refreshed and ready to face the day.
>close laptop.
duh.

>>86488222
Im cut and i prefer fappin dry. Lube is nice, but it reduces the sensitivity on my shaft. Makes it hard to get off unless im incredibly aroused already.

if God made me in this own image, why do I need to snip some skin to be 'perfect'
why are we born with foreskin if its meant to be taken away? cant he just make everyone not be born with foreskin?