Now that the dust has settled, what's the consensus on Guardians

capekino

>>86483973
I thought it was pretty bad, it had no solid tone and put in shitty jokes even in tense scenes.

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First was a surprise, specially for a group of c-class heroes. Except the retarded dance in the final, had some good moments.

However, vol.2 was weak, a poor forced emulation of the first movie. Dumb plot, unnecessary jokes and farfetched act 3 with tons of pop culture references just for fanservice. 4/10, just another Marvel cash movie between... Avengers movies.

>>86483973
>le ebin 80s music
>le technicolor CGI
>le no minute without quips
>le turd on your bed
>le kawaii asian mantis gf to appeal to weeabos
>le so cute I wanna die cgi dancing baby creature
>le typical I just want to own the universe big bad guy
>le talking rabid animal
>le antagonic sister that tries to kill the main girl but actually just wanted some love
>le secret credit scenes

>>86484796
So it's kino?

>>86483973

it was fine. the first was better.

i didnt like the final max cgi fight at the end. it was too much.

the kinoest of the kino this year

i can only tell you how shit this movie was in my native language, my english isnt advanced enought to explain how shit this flick is

2 > 1

/thread

>>86483973
It's okay, but the jokes are crap.
AHH MY NIPPLES

>>86483973
shockingly bad

>>86483973
Overrated garbage.

how many dance offs were there?

POOP

PENIS

LOL

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>>86484021
>>86484841
>>86484897
>>86485071

>>86483973
who is /bestgirl/, Nebula or Mantis?

>>86483973
Chris Pratt trying to act sincerely was laughably bad. Every scene where he tries to convey sadness is just so cringeworthy.

>>86484796
I don't understand what you're trying to say? can you provide me with some more of them "le" points.

already forgot what it was about, can someone remind me

>>86484563
How the fuck is it an emulation of the first movie? The team isnt coming together, theyre not chasing a macguffin, and theyre not in a big dumb aerial battle that everyone will forget about. Ego the Living Planet is more interesting than
>woah this thing is so powerful! We have to stop the bad guy from getting it!

>>86485110
Gold goddess

>>86484796
Its 70s and 60s music, retard.

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>>86485249

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>>86485110
pretty obvious it was and still is Gamora?

Things would be different around here if Yondu was my dad.

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I love this movie, like everything about it. I cant think of things I dislike.

Absolutely trash/10

actually good unlike the first one and proof that it was a good thing troma pretty much died

I love it. Makes me appreciate jokes in a film.

It was joke after joke after joke, some felt a bit lukewarm but it's amazing how much they nailed...

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>>86485293
>she will never give you a history lesson with her perfect golden cock

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the first one was better

but this one is pretty kino

>>86485269
Was there even a single 80's song in there? People here are pretty dumb.

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>>86485496
people think Fox on the Run is an 80s song, I guess because of the synthesizer

It's ok, Better villain but, worse in every other aspect compared to the first one. Probably shouldn't have been made at all though. They should have just showed back up in Infinity War.

>>86485634
Come a little bit closer was better than anything in the first movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

>>86485533
That moment legitimately brought tears to my eyes, don't know exactly why.

Best MCU movie, by the way.

I can't wait for a fanedit that cuts out most of the out of place jokes. Nearly every serious scene was undercut with a joke. It'd be easy to do since it already feels like those parts should be edited out in the first place, it's like the scene runs for a extra few seconds for a quip.

>>86485817
A joke has setup and payoff. What youre referring to is a joke, you spend too much time here if you call everything a quip.

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>>86485809
>ok so Ego is just a guy, not the literal planet
>ok so hes the planet but takes the form of a guy
>holy shit they actually did it

>>86483973
Not as good as the first but still one of the better marvel movies

I thought it was one of the better Marvel flicks, honestly.

Some of the jokes fell flat and went on too long, though. Whole film could've been a bit tighter.

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>>86485926
better than the first one

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Best helmet

>>86483973
Exposition the movie.
Good visuals and action scenes but everything else was pretty shit.

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>>86483973
Absolute shit.

Boring from start to finish.

Cinematography was p good but all the jokes just felt forced. Boring 'MUH DAD" storyline that took up the entire 2nd half of the movie.

Why the fuck was Gamora's sister even a thing? She was an awful actress and that had literally 0 to do with the plot.

Literally bottom 2-3 of the MCU Universe so far for me.

the consensus is batista is kino

>>86486109
You are getting too old, its a movie for children. What are you doing with your life?

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>>86483973
Silly/10

I liked it. I'm curious to see how they will come together with the rest of the MCU in IW. I want it to do well. But it could easily turn into a superhero cluster-fuck.

>>86486109
Pleb opinion

>>86483973
Watching this movie was the moment I finally had to admit it; I'm burned out on capeshit.

Nothing about it seemed particularly bad or anything. It just felt so lackluster. The forced humor attempts didn't help.

>>86486184
In Annihilation, Star Lord gives his life to kill Thanos with Nova. In the Infinity Gauntlet, Nebula steals the gauntlet from everyone else fighting over it and the power goes to her head. Also Star Lord shits on Iron Man for his petty Earth squabbles compared to the fate of the universe. Any of these things would make me happy.

Movie made me laugh and made me feel. It was good. It was damn good. I wonder why Batista was negging Mantis so hard though.

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>>86483973
It felt like a non-comedy that was attempting comedy every other line.

The first GotG really got it right I think. It was more light hearted and playful than the other films nicely balanced with action and serious moments. It didn't fucking pummel you with wise cracks and one liners then say "OKAY THIS IS THE MASSIVE PLOT TWIST YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUDDENLY FEEL AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF SERIOUSNESS AND IMPORTANCE THAT HAS BEEN COMPLETELY NON-EXISTENT FOR THE LAST HOUR".

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where can i download it?

>>86486420
www.hownewru.com

>>86486330
Whats Drax thinking here?

>>86486468
>hideous slug

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>I'm Mary Poppins y'all

Where were you when the blue guy with the magic arrow became the MCU's best character?

A throwaway villain and no real character development. Really accomplishes nothing but its as entertaining as every marvel sequel I suppose.

>>86486420
Download the REMUX from rarbg

>>86485809
Because Rocket is genuinely happy. Not because he's hurting people, which is usually what is happening when he's happy. He's just...happy.

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hehehe I chortled and made poopy in my pants when this happened

>>86486575
>A throwaway villain and no real character development. Really accomplishes nothing

So it's literally every MCU film past the 30 minute mark?

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>>86486655
>YFW you get dubsdubs

>>86486655
This part was genuinely funny

>>86483973
it was pretty fuckin sweet on acid I'll say that much

>>86486655
That scene just made me cringe and feel uncomfortable. It felt so bizarre and out of place.

>>86486575
His name is Ego. You wanted him to develop so he doesn't have such an Ego or something?

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>>86485269
>>86485496
my bad! that explains the reddit tier psychedelic CGI shitfest going on throughout the flick then

>>86486575
>no real character development.
Except for Star Lord, right?

>>86486591
That's nice

It was decent, wasn't great. Not sure it's as rewatchable as the first. First one definitely better

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>>86486583
thanks anon

>>86486924
Do you have a point to make or just shitposting?

>>86486575
>end game is simply conquering the universe
>massive narcissistic disorder
>"I GOTTA PEE"
>"I KILLED YOUR MOM"

such an interesting and fascinating evil character, expected no less from marvel

>>86486924

Turn down the saturation in your vlc. It's under the never getting laid options.

>>86487008
How is it not more rewatchable? Rewatching the first one I hate the pod chase scene, most of the fights suck, the entire third act is a bore.

>>86487084
I didn't like the pod scene either but everything else is quite rewatchable. dat whole build up of their friendship and groot's 'sacrifice' and the lead up to grabbing the stone and peter's catharsis pertaining to his mother and dat INFINITE POWER

>>86487048
the point is this average marvel turd for ADHD redditors is just as shitty as any other avengers capeshit movie

>>86486750
Shit character and now dead. Solid writing

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It was beautiful on the inside.

>>86487197
Your post immediately becomes pointless as soon as you mention Reddit

>>86487251
So you just dont like it and are bad at explaining yourself, gotcha. Dont really care now.

THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES

>>86486959
And Rocket.

i liked the watchers cameo , someone post that

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>>86488465
Most directors would of made them interfere for the plot, like Uatu always does in the comics.

>>86483973
i honestly think it was one of marvels best movies.

i hated civil war and homecoming...
so i dont know what that says about me.

ultron and winter soldier are pretty grand.

doctor strange is a terrible movie, when taken into account its part of the mcu. pretend its not and its one trippy awesome movie.

>>86488569
What this post tells me is your taste is bizarre

>>86488569
im watching jojo's bizzare adventure, while playing blood will tell.... im not sure what that says about me either.

>>86488569

>dr strange
>great movie

>literally joins some magic cult and is made leader of it in what appears to me a month at most
>the bad guy keeps running around in every scene he's in flanked my two mooks and (in a movie about magic) keeps wanting to engage the MC in hand to hand combat
>the MC also is great at hand to hand combat btw

>>86488754
Those things dont make it a bad movie. I think its a bad movie for different reasons, those are just flaws.

>>86488754
great comic book movie.

those arent really high standards....

hence why gotg 2 is pretty up there.
gets me in the feels about as much as birdman.

which is pretty full of feels.

>>86488810
not me but thats how i feel. does it disappoint me he can just fight? yes

does it make sense? kind of.

hes in tune with his senses and the world. he might have higher prowess because of it.

>>86485489
Can't believe nobody noticed.

LOOK AT HER ARM.

>>86485489
lol hitler, 2 druids and the bottle.

Did I missing anything?

>>86489065
look at the eye

>>86488569
>liking ultron
what the fuck

>>86485229
Because stopping a baddie because he wants to eradicate life is that much fucking more original, huh.

it was ok as far as capeshit goes - very forgettable, but not regrettable.

>>86489540
He specifically wants all life to be him, because he is Ego. His character is more than his motivation, its about his interaction with and what that means to Peter. Ronan had no ties to any of the team except Drax who he didnt even know.

>>86486330
SO CUTE MAKES ME WANNA DIE

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It was fun, but one of the weaker Marvel entries for sure.

Everyone did great and all, but the whole cliche storylines of "it wasn't easy for me either" with Gamora and Liara and "long lost dad is a dick" are superbly played out. Literally TV tier storylines and they took frontline. My plebby as fuck never touched a comic girlfriend even called Ego being bad the moment he showed up on the planet where they crashed.

>>86489842
Yea he's a celestial, celestials are literally never good guys. Its not shocking, the point is what that means to Star lord.

>>86489842
>My plebby as fuck never touched a comic girlfriend even called Ego being bad the moment he showed up on the planet
She's a genius, dude. Whoa.

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Everyone saying it is was one of the weaker marvel movies is outting yourself as a plbe of the highest caliber
It is by far and I mean fuvking far the best MCU movie
It id so good it doesn't even feel like one, definitely my gavorite franchise of the decade and its gonna suck when they meet the shitvengers

>>86489983
>he's upset at events ruining isolated runs
Welcome to comic books. Enjoy your stay.

>>86483973
Good to see primary focus being on characters and arcs. Yondu was shockingly great ("He may habe been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy" is probably the best non-meme line in any Marvel film). Hottest women of any Marvel film I think. Humor was dogshit and almost made it unwatchable though. I think I only got through it because I went to see it long after it had released and didn't have to deal with retards who'd have cackled maniacally at shit like "trash panda".

>>86485449
Terrible bait. Nobody is this Reddit.

Next time try harder.

>>86490308
The line Trash panda isn't funny, its funny because no one knows what a Panda is.

>>86483973
Absolutely garbage

Don't listen to the Disney shills or reddit cancer that lurks this board.

I know most of the replies here about it being good are bait, but still...

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I wanna fuck mantis

>>86490504
Jesus Christ she's perfect T__T

>>86490453
>I know most of the replies here about it being good are bait
>posts in thread anyway

>>86486468
>disgusting bug bitch wants to deflower my gray penis

>>86486694
same for dr strange

>>86490643
not for 90% of the movie

>>86490773
i had a nice trip watching it anon, you didn't?

>>86490504
that feelback loop you get when you fuck her and she makes you feel what she feels (._.')

Best Marvel film I'd seen in probably a year or two.
Actually funny, good music, good story.
I hated the main cast once again but I still think it was great.
Better than the first.

>>86486184
new reaction image

>tfw you will never bro around with Drax and make him HAW HAW HAW laugh like a lunatic

>>86486184
Trust in the Russos
pls do it gud, Russos

>>86484796
Basically this
It fucking sucked and I even liked the first one

>>86484796
Is nebula the best tsundere waifu

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>>86485489
Now in my late 20's it's feeling pretty bad to know I'll never have a qt 3.16 gf.

>>86484032
I second this. I'm getting real tired of forced jokes stepping all over any sense of real emotion or tension.

>starlord bout to get beat
>silence
>cuts to his mom and him listening to music
>montage of his friends
>the chain starts playing

Brought a tear to my eye. Didn't feel much the 1st time I watched it. Pratt was really lacking acting chops during the climax he didn't sell the emotional moments.

>>86493839
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I guess we'll see in Ragnarok though
So far age of ultron and GotG2 are the worst offenders, though Doctor Strange toed that line real close

>>86483973
Forgettable, but better than (((Wonder Woman)))

>>86483973
it was extremely boring

threadly reminder mantis is a shitty white male fantasy that dumb asian women are submissive and sexually available

marvel isn't progressive at all

>>86485809
That scene was kino no joke

How to make a female alien
>Take hot woman
>Bright color

10/10

>>86483973
shit, stopped watching after 30 mins

>>86483973
I hated that they used Mr Blue Sky now many normies will be listening to ELO. Overall decent to average movie.

>>86483973

I loved, seriously loved, gotg 1. I even acknowledge it has significant flaws, like some clunky exposition here and there. Doesn't matter, I love it. Gotg 2 just didn't have that same magic for me. Can't say why off top of my head, but it just fell flat compared to the first one. Good try though, I hope they keep experimenting with all that weird shit they have piled up in the comics.

>>86488522
>would of
kys

WE WUZ CELESTIALS AND SHIET

>>86489362
is that general grievous?

>>86485809
>Best MCU movie

eh I doubt it you're just saying this until you see the next installment, usually it's how this works

>>86485293
ywn a gold Debicki

why live?

>>86495212
>normies
>mom rock(ELO)

reddit reject for somehow being too cucked

>>86495654
Don't kill yourself over it
She has a lazy eye

>>86483973

Only good thing was Groot, I would prefer a standalone Groot film.

Watching baby Groot attack Drax when he was trying to get on the ship made me chuckle.

Mantis and the Gold woman are top tier waifus.

>>86487945
And Groot.

>>86493420
Maybe you could get one if you knew how to round pi to two fucking decimal digits.

i wanna fuck the asian girl

>>86485489
3 druids
bottle
hitler
her eye
anything else?

fuck she's hot

Rocket has consistently the best scenes in the series

>>86483973
Cut out all the shitty drawn out jokes and its EASILY one of the best, as it stands its actually one of the worst

Drax is best character of any capekino ever

>>86483973
The worst film I have ever seen. Nothing worked. I cared about nothing that happened. It was deliberately childish. Truly revolting.

>Watch this movie in theater
>The audience is silent for most of the movie
That's all you need to know
It was shit and no one liked it except for people who like comicbook movies

This and the first one are the only half decent Disney/Marvel movies.

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>>86485293

tfw no socially stunted french asian moth empath gf

>>86483973
all I remember is colors, a shitload of oversaturated colors

>>86483973
Downloaded it, skipped most of it then turned it of without watching

Main problem was that the plot was really dull and predictable. Other problems usually just tarnish a film but when it's something like that then the core of the film is rotten

>emotionless bug girl is asian

What did they mean by this?

>>86484796

Other then talking like a complete faggot this guy is not far from the truth. I would rather say what made the first movie interesting they just thought "hey let's do the same thing on every aspect of it only this time 10x times the amount".
More doesn't equal better. It's a nother thing that I could already tell exactly what will happen in sequences.

>good visuals
>good music
>some of the scenes are kino
and the rest of the movie is basically a waste of time. Marvel has the spectacle thing down but the quipshit dialogue is really starting to run its course

>>86495722
So do I, surely we are perfect for each other? Too bad about the whole she is 6'3 thing, basically making 90% of the male population a manlet to her, and you have no chance if she wears heels

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>>86498887
>6'3

fucc

>>86483973
Great music, good plot, OK characters, some great scenes, but some absolutely retarded quips.
Apart form the cringe qups it was great.

>>86484021
>capekino
>no capes or super heroes

it's starkino

>>86483973
Really solid all around except for some of the painfully forced jokes and little Groot. Overall, it did an excellent job with its themes, had a good use of music, and had some cool shit going on. I think I like it more than the first movie and it is probably top 3 out of all the marvel movies for me.

It was ok
Some jokes i liked, some i didnt

Afterwards i tried rewatching the first and felt it was just boring

>>86483973
I would do things to Mantis

>>86483973
Runny shit that you brainlets will gobble up like the filthy plebs you are.

>>86485293
DC will never compete

>>86498887
>6'3
>implying this doesn't make me hard as fugg
I'm a manlet

>>86484032
You sound like a little bitch. Are you a little bitch?

>>86484796
>le MCU in a nutshell

>>86483973
decent casual watch for sure

>>86484563
2 was better you dumb fuck.

>>86485293
>stole her batteries
>can't power her dildos

>>86495584
>eh I doubt it you're just saying this until you see the next installment, usually it's how this works
Nah. GotG is literally the best the MCU has to offer. Make of that what you will.

>>86485103
nothing wrong here

Had I been alone I wouldn't have watched past the first monster fight scene with the dancing mascot because it was just too fucking reddit for me. The movie was generally garbage but Drax and Mantis had some enjoyable comical moments.

>>86500993

You forgot to turn your brain back on after watching the movie.

>>86484032
Watched it yesterday. The oversaturation of jokes just ruined the film.

>>86483973
I only kept watching this shit movie because of my boi BATISTA, the ending kinda got me tho, but I may be impartial because my own father died 3 months ago.

Goes into the downloaded but not watched folder.

>>86501413
That was actually interesting scene.
Have the "big epic fight" in the background and focus on a kid bumbling around instead. Can't remember any capeshit doing something like that.

arrow scene was pure kino

>>86485139
Chris Pratt is incapable of being sad, even when he broke up with his sweetheart he was still okay

The prevalence of people who think GotG 2 isn't a steaming pile of mediocrity should just serve as a reminder that a lot of people only watch movies for shallow action sequences and quips.

The pleb cares little for consistent tone or humor not derived from cheap pop culture references

Pretty steep decline from the first. Felt too much like a regular capeshit film. The best part was probably Gomorrah and her sister and Yanu.

>>86495020
Kino shot

reddit flick

Awful, will probably keep me from the theaters for another 5 years.

The MC was just bummed out the entire flick going "come on man, don't do that man, feel bad for me man". Who the fuck wants to see that?

>>86484796
This. 4/10 movie being generous

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How many of you who hated 2 liked the first one?

I thought the first one was pretty good.

It's pretty bad. Feels very lackluster and dozens of effortless poop jokes. It's going to age like milk.

>>86483973
Garbage.

>HAHAH I KNOW PAC MAN SO FUNNY REFERENCE
>HAHAHA I KNOW THAT 80s SITCOM HAHA SO FUNNY
>HAHAHAHAH DRAX IS AUTISTIC SO FUNNY

Pure garbage. Valerian was better.

>>86503396
Yeah, me too. I thought the first one was among the best of the MCU films. The second one is a far cry from it in terms of entertainment and even just consistency.

>>86486181
>showing shit to children
Do you want your kids to come out retarded?

>>86503542
If I make them watch TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze every day then technically they should be as smart as I am now.

>>86490308
>"He may habe been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy"
Am I the only one who was missing when they established some meaningful father/son relationship between Peter and Yondu? They don't even interact in the movie until the very end. This line really felt like it came out left field to me.

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>>86486181
>its a movie for children.
>half of the post ITT praising this turd as kino

>>86503237
It's a basic Michael Bay shot, with exactly as much distracting bullshit going on in the background.

>>86483973
It was okay. The villain was awful

>>86503689
It's subtle, but it's clear in the first movie.

>>86498740
>emotionless
Huh? She was an empath. That's about as far from emotionless as you could possibly get.

>>86503855
It's clear they care about each other. That doesn't mean it's a father/son, thing. And it's virtually ignored in the sequel, in which they are actually dealing with Peter's daddy issues, until the very end of the movie. This is mostly because Yondu and Peter spend the vast majority of the film in completely separate solar systems.

That's not how you assemble this kind of story. It's the equivalent of the awkward Obiwan Anakin friendship in the prequel trilogy. Though, even there they very explicitly establish it up front. Guardian's waits until one character is killing himself to suddenly drop this revelation.

>>86504105
I felt it was pretty clear on Yondu's end in both movies. Star-Lord never noticed it until Yondu's death, though.

>>86503396
First is among my favourite movies of the last decade.
I didn't hate this one, but was sure disappointed by it. The jokes felt way too forced.
It was wierd how they all got to like each other in the first and here they were jerks again to each other.
The music was totally forgetable too.
Everything with Yondu and Kraglin was great though.

>>86483973
Nowhere near as good as the first one.

The humour was over the top, with certain jokes playing out for way too long, especially the one with Groot trying to get the blue guys mohawk.

However, visually the film was a major improvement over previous Marvel films. Kurt Russell was great as the villain, but then I expected nothing less from him.

>>86504030
>only emotion is parroting everyone near her
>those submissive china dolls xD

it's an extremely insulting racist caricature

>>86504344
She also has her own emotions. she's just deeply influenced by others. She had no base emotions at the start because she was kept on the living planet under constant surveillance.
By the end of the movie she's reacting to everything around her

>>86504172
You need to establish someone actually filling a paternal role for this to work. Making Yondu hesitant to kill Peter or willing to overlook his transgressions is not sufficient.

Think Long John Silver. That's a character who's established repeatedly as being fond and protective of Jim Hawkins. Someone who teaches him things and looks after him. who Yondu is just some space pirate who has decided he won't straight up kill Peter because of some mostly unstated past they share.

A lot of this is just the format of the movies. You don't see Peter growing up with Yondu. You don't see him showing Peter the ropes, teaching him to fly a ship or to shoot. The only thing you see of Peter's past is him visiting his mother at the hospital. Then you immediately cut to him as an adult and the first crew you see him join is the Guardians. His relationship with Yondu is distant and pretty much irrelevant to his character at this point.

If Vol. 2 wanted to push this surrogate father thing, they should have dedicated a lot more screentime to Peter's past. But they don't. They don't even have them on screen together until the very end of the movie. And then, it's all just one big fight scene, so there isn't really any time for them to interact meaningfully.

>>86498101
kys kid. You're too young for this place.

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>>86504317
Well put.

I agree although i would say both movies are roughly equivalent. GotG1 had a better story progression though

I enjoyed it.

>>86504627
I found it refreshing that I was not put through training flashbacks and bonding scenes as I could figure everything out from watching the 2 movies and the one snippet of Yondu teaching young peter to handle the gun was enough.
For a space pirate to not kill someone who was disobedient more than once suggests a special fondness.

>>86504814
>For a space pirate to not kill someone who was disobedient more than once suggests a special fondness.
Not when there's this big scene showing space pirate politics where certain things are off limits and if you violate the code, the worst that happens is you don't get fireworks at your funeral.

>>86503396
I liked the first one when I saw in theaters but it falls apart the second time

it really just shows how all of Marvel's characters are quip machines which hurts the flick a lot

>>86483973
Way better than the first GotG.

Top 5 MCU for sure.

>>86486546
well he was best char in the 1st one
so whenver i first saw that

>>86495212
that song has been used in 5 million movies by now. pretty sure judd apatow has used it in multiple movies

Do people liked forced audience laughter? It's like I'm watching Grown Ups.

>>86505100
>forced audience laughter

I hope you understand how autistic this phrase makes you sound. People laugh because they enjoy things,

>>86483973
One of the best super hero movies.
Great like the first one.

>200 million 2 hour long big bang theory episode
Pretty bad, OP

>>86505432
>Drax laughs every single scene
>Kevin James laughs every single scene

Ok

>>86497744
I want him to meet real racoons

I used to think that Guardians of the Galaxy was the worst movie out of the marvel cinematic universe.

Then Guardians of the Galaxy 2 came out.

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>>86501413
This, and also the Mary Poppins scene was pretty funny.

>>86484563

Its weird how the two Guardians movies get graded. Personally i found the first to be rather mediocre while the second had the film finding much more of its own voice instead of being another cookie-cutter MCU project.

But people seem to grade the first higher than it deserves because it *wasn't as bad as they expected* which is weird to me, I don't get how someone could go into a, say, 6 movie expecting it to be a 4 so they therefore give it an 8. No, its still a 6.

Meanwhile, the success of the first set expectations of the second very high, and when the sequel didn't live up to those expectations it causes folks to underscore. They went to see an 8 movie expecting a 10 so score it a 6. Same as above, its just as wrong a way of thinking but in the opposite direction.

Diff'rent strokes. People kept going to the bland Wondy movie and the trainwreck of a Skwad film so whatever floats your boat.

Started out bad, got a bit better as it went along. Not as good as the first one, but fine.

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>>86505887
That fell completely flat for me.

I laughed the hardest at pic related

>>86485312
sorry, the green skin can' hide that she's black

>>86483973
It's ok, 6/10, just like the last one.

>>86499038
Ego wore a cape.

>>86505100
Eh, it didn't felt forced, big guy was laughing because he's a dum-dum, and talking racoon was lauhing because he has wicked sense of humor. Also it saved that moment when it's revealed to everybody that Peter is in love with the green chick, usually it's a huge cringe(I'm getting flashback to the Warcraft movie)

>>86486181
>it's a movie for children
They should have gone the full kids route and removed all the explicit sex stuff.

>>86505944

No bullshit, zunes were the superior mp3 player than the ipods. Built sturdy as hell, and a big bonus was not having to deal with the godawful itunes app.

Ugly little buggers tho, and MS tried to make them "hip" by deliberately making them boxy with ugly colors to differentiate from the white, rounded apple products. I liked their counter-culture flavor but most folks did not. At all.

(ref, had to support dozens of both items as part of a conferencing/educational system back in the day. ipods were flimsy, broke if you looked at them funny. I knew people who tried to break their zunes in order to get an ipod and they failed in the attempt)

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>>86506958
I don't have anything against Zunes and actually liked the brown more than Apple's clinical white.
But it was still an hilarious failure and MS tried so hard.

Also, Sansa Clip ftw

>>86483973
It was below average considering GotG 1 was stellar.

The forced jokes were too much.. Too many jokes fell flat it was very cringy.

4.7/10 for me tho

i liked it

I liked it. Solid space adventure "It's a kids movie but adults can enjoy it too!" with a likable cast. Even with that many characters there wasn't anyone I disliked which was surprising. Drax is the shit.

>>86495020
This is some real visual vomit. Is the whole movie like this?

>>86507314
I hated baby Groot.

>>86485489
3 druids 1 hitler 1 ayy
what happened with the rest of the druids? i remember there being at least 5 of them

>>86495020
For fucking shame. Just a few more frames and it would be an awesome webm.

>>86485897
too bad they didn't put alter-ego and Id circling around him
https://youtu.be/R0Mqj9X-xLk

>>86495020
WATCH OUT

It was one long music video. They need to cut back on the music in movies this shit is getting annoying

>>86507652
>tfw moving toward the Hollywood Bollywood singularity

How long until the characters start singing unironically?

>>86483973
Basically capeshit in space.
Massproduced garbage made for the retards of this world just like the transformers movies and the fast and furious series.

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>>86483973
It's shit.
Nothing happens the whole movie until the very end.
First one had adventure and everyone's gimmicks weren't pushed to extremes in the sequel.
Yondu kept threatening to kill Quill in the first but in the sequel all of sudden Ego is part of Quill's life and he tries to be a father figure.
It was forced and all of a sudden I'm supposed to care when he kept treating him life shit?
Fuck no.
Rocket spent too hard being insufferable instead of just being a prick, like he went out of his way.
Drax turned into a retard and Baby Groot is the worst offender.
First Groot didn't bother me and I thought he was funny with his naive behavior.
Oh Baby Groot, so cute, much random.
Peter didn't do anything.
He had fight scenes and flying around, had an adventure the whole first movie.
Instead he talks all movie in the sequel until he gets super powers.
Everyone being split up bonding with one another caused the movie to suffer.
I get the theme is family, but I didn't feel it worked.
Shit sequel.

>>86507852
because you're autistic

>>86507411
I don't think they would have used baby Groot so much if the ending credit scene from the fist movie didn't become so popular online.
They just realised they could get a lot of kids to watch it because of the baby version.

I liked it but the "humour" was overdone and annoying

There were genuinely funny moments, but the movie would be better if they cut the comedy attempts at like a third.

Most of the time it didn't work

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Too many jokes. The dialogue and plot couldn't breath from all the damn jokes.

Too many songs. I felt like I was watching a commercial for a NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL 70's ROCK Cd or some shit. CUT IT OUT.

Too many sappy pay offs in the ending. The Father/son/daddy conflict was enough. Seriously. That was the core of the movie. Having the sister conflict, the racoon identifying with the daddy conflict, Drax getting laid conflict, groot being overly moe conflict, and the goddamn fucking funeral.

TOO MUCH.

It also kind of looked like a skittles commercial.

Idk, the first one isn't a classic. It was a little different because it had some memorable scenes and refreshing characters, but the ending was a joke.

Typical Disney Teen marvel movie.

>>86485602
The use of synth in rock music came about in the 70's which is when that song game out. Not sure about the dates but there probably was some early 80's music in there. I find it weird Peter only cares about music from the 70's when he grew up in the 80's and was abducted in 89. Yeah I know his mom liked music from then but he must have had his own likes from the decade he grew up in.

>>86508298
I didn't know it was so popular. I thought it was okay, and a nice way of showing that he is alive but baby groot was cancer.

>>86508298
Rocket was incredibly annoying and had no reason to act like a cunt the whole movie.
The rest was not that bad, but many fell flat with me.

>>86508338
I love the first, the music integrated flawlessly into it with the walkman. Here it was just playing and was only occasionally linked to the device. Not to mention the songs used were really underwhelming.

The funeral was really great and Drax's part was fine, I didn't get the feeling they will hook up with Mantis.
The sister conflict had to happen otherwise Gamora wouldn't even need to be in the movie.

>>86508447
He was still an impressionable child that hadn't developed his own preferences yet and his mom, his sole guardian, cared a lot about the music.
Makes sense to me.

When I was around that age I just listened to what ever my big brother listened to.

Are we still pretending the first one wasn't mediocre as fuck too?

A lot of shitty jokes and songs. Only Batista came through as funny in a retard kind of way. Still, miles better than the first Guardians which was almost unwatchable.

>>86508487
>The sister conflict had to happen otherwise Gamora wouldn't even need to be in the movie.
She's in the movie because she's part of the crew, not because her sister wants to kill her. If the sister wasn't there, she'd still be playing the untrusting companion who uncovers Ego's secret.

>>86508487
The sister conflict was just too much. Like everything in this movie it was too much.

Tone it down, have a small scene with a bit of emotion and move on.

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>>86483973
Overall? Not nearly as good as the first. The seemingly constant shitty jokes made me cringe but had it's moments.
>"I'm Mary Poppins, ya'll!"
>Star Lord not hesitating to shoot Ego when he tells him about his mom
>Groot trying to spring Rocket and Yondu
>Mantis
>Stan and the Watchers

>>86509212
stan and the watchers was easily the best moment in the film

I liked it a lot. More than the first one. Baby groot was a little annoying. It had some good father / son themes

>>86483973
Some parts were alright, some were shitty. I had the usual Marvel problems are needing comedic relief in every single scene, which ruins any tension the movie tried to create. The soundtrack was also worse than the first one.

I was better than most MCU movies, but still not very good.

>>86484796
>le typical I just want to own the universe big bad guy

Name 3 kinos, a miniseries and a telenovella that have this trope

>>86510527
>The soundtrack was also wor-
Shit taste, opinion disregarded. Vol 1 is just hit singles with little to no meaning. Vol 2 has more mature songs with meaningful themes that correlate with the emotions in the movie. They also just sound better, Southern Nights and Fox on the Run are my favorites, easily beat anything from vol 1 for me.

>>86510997
Fox on the run and The Chain are the only good songs in Vol 2.

Holy shit, I just finished watching GoTG vol 2 and there's a thread on /tv/!
The movie was alright. There's shitty quips here and there. The visual is what makes up for it. Holy shit I regret that I didn't watch it in cinema. Must've looked amazing. Also hot alien chicks. Man, all the girls are serious babes. Now I must fap to them.

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>>86511076
Gamora is the hottest babe

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Star-Lord's mom was hot! HOT!

>>86511059
>Not liking "Wham Bam".
>Not liking "Come a Little Bit Closer".
>Not liking "Father and Son".

>>86511732
Too bad she was a dumbass redneck.

>>86511890
I also dont see how anyone could dislike Mr Blue Sky, but I guess its too popular

>>86483973
one of the best marvel movies

>>86511954
That's part of the charm.

>>86505889
Personally, I do enjoy the fact that it wasn't another cookie cutter Marvel film, neither was one. One has a generally coherent tone and plot and, as an original film, it did a great job of establishing characters and a universe in a well paced manner. The only real let down was the end which diminished the overall villain and his threat making the suspense that had been built seem false. Although, at the time, the "lol random" forced joke did actually feel OK with me but, in hindsight, they could have done loads more to establish a "you're not a human" vibe and draw intrigue for a sequel.

Two was badly paced. Severely so. It had some great moments in it and some characters were well developed. Ego was not and, as Marvel often struggle to do, this lack of a villain that we can take seriously undermined the whole premise of the film. Ego, an all powerful being who has planned for the events of the film and gets trumped by his son so easily it makes him seem weak and pathetic OR makes his son seem ridiculously overpowered - even the "if I die you lose your god-powers" was an extremely lazy way of ending the film. It was too rushed and characters became caricatures of themselves in the reddit-tier Deadpool fashion (lol blaming Reddit humour makes your argument seem weak - lowest common denominator "he said some bad words and did questionable things this is amazing" is what has been aimed for in the two aforementioned films and G2 deserved a lot better than that)