>140 iq
>interned for a congressman in high school
>won a national prize for a short story
>graduated valedictorian
>went to harvard
>president of the harvard lampoon
>graduated magna cum laude
>wrote for the simpsons and snl at their peak
>spoke at the white house correspondents dinner twice
>succeeded david letterman as the funniest person alive
>proceeded to make millions off of a masturbating bear
So what have you done with your life?
>Get fired from the Tonight Show
>Shows ratings are great under Fallon
JUST
Not be ginger.
>>86483151
Literally the face of white privilege
G*ngers aren't white.
>>86483151
>don't know my iq, but i'm stupid as fuck
>graduated high school with a 3.0
>got a 20 ACT
>went to school at a community college
>transferred to a state university
>in school to be an English teacher
I actually hate myself sometimes
>>86483308
>le epic response that the Irish aren't white
>>86483435
Oh and I'm balding at 21
>>86483151
>(((harvard)))
>>86483435
>community college
Not gonna make it. If you don't immediately get into a 4 year Ivy League on a full ride you really should just resign yourself to a life of manual labor serving your intellectual betters.
>>86483151
Not been fired.
My IQ was tested at 149 when I was a kid. Parents put me in a special school for smart kids that I hated. Coasted easily through high school and college without trying, but also without distinction. Got a cushy job in middle management out of college. Make decent money, I probably only do 20 hours of actual work per week. Bought a condo. Lost contact with all of my friends from high school and college. Mostly my fault for not maintaining the relationships. I go weeks without talking to anyone outside of work. Haven't been on a date in two years. Kinda want to kill myself.
>>86484196
>My IQ was tested at 149 when I was a kid.
What age? One of the tests they only ever give to kids 12 or younger tops out at 150.
You should get another test to find out if it's actually higher than that, if you have some spare cash for a real one.
>Haven't been on a date in two years. Kinda want to kill myself.
Go join a fucking book club.
>>86483151
>again
reposting is cancer