>so how much you asking for this? >$10 >I'll

>how much do you want for this rusty tincan?
> $600
>Uhhhh....how about $590
>Deal

>>86468745
Which one of them tops in the bedroom?

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>So Edd has been working to fix this ugly piece of rusty british shit for 400 hours. It's yours for just three thousand pounds of the Queen and four shillings.
>I give you 400 pounds and half a cone of fish 'n chips
>Deal! You are now the proud owner of a McFagginton Victoria!

>>86469269
Dani

>>86470176
I can only dream.

>>86469502
I hate this fat cunt.

Also they barely even touch the ca rs they get, they basically clean then up & replace the odd missing windscreen wiper.

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>how much do you want?
>$1000
>best i can do is 50 bucks
>deal
>well i wanted a thousand dollars for this unique family heirloom and i only got 50 bucks for it but hey, im walking out with money in my pocket so im happy

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>>86470176
I would sell the motorbike my grandpa robbed from Hitler to escape from the prisoners camp and that my dad used to win Dakar Rally twice for an hour of crazy sex with her.

>>86470548
droopy tits tho

>>86470548
doxxing incoming

>Hey, check out this sign.
>How much for this sign?
>I'll give you 500 for the sign.

>>86468745
>how much do you want for the planted item in our scripted TV show?
>Lemme check the script
>Uh, says here 40 dollars
>WOW WHAT A DEAL!

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!

>>86470548
why do her knuckles say "fart"?

>>86471367
Because she will BRRRRRPPPPPP you if you ask her nicely.

>>86471367
It says FAGT

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guys usually call me when they want a car or bike checked.

>>86468745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozMlXhKlnE

>>86471587
>Drives next to you in a bike with to other guys in bikes
>All wearing leather like some kind of biker gang
>Asks you to stop the car for a little chat about your ride

Only the power of cameras and Nevada shitty gun laws protect him from being shot.

>>86471733
*two

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YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>86472229
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY MOTHERFUCKER?!

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>>86472443
Dave 'Max Smug' Hester is amazing, scripted character or not.

>>86470426
Show went downhill when they started to script everything and make Chum a funny tryhard

>well, this 900 dollar locker didn't pay off and i lost money, but hey - at least i found this smoking monkey toy i always wanted