If he hadn't thrown those rocks.... >why didn't

>>86447761
this show throws pokemon type weaknesses completely out the window and it sickens me

>>86447789
Ice beats dragon though

>>86447818
doesn't beat fire and the fucker walked right through it

What exactly the dead niggers were so conveniently waiting for? Oh, first Gendry had to run as fast as sanic all they way to the Wall, explain shit, then the raven had to fly all the way to Dragonstone, then dragonmom had to fly back again. This is so fucking stupid. Why the quality of this so became so low?

>>86448932
for the water to freeze, duh

>>86447761
The Hound was so disappointing in that episode, letting Thoros die because he's still afraid of the fire even though he looked into it, alright I'll let that one slide, but the whole throwing rock thing is retarded.

>>86447761
>>86450195
The Hound got bored as fuck because they probably were on that island for 20 days. Thats why he started throwing those rocks

>>86450195
yeah, it may have been cliche.. but it would have been better if he picked up a flame sword or some shit and chopped the bears head off

>>86450280
>on that island for 20 days

what.

>Why didn't NK reinforce the ice plate so wights can get to Suicide Squad?
>Where did he find the chains that fucking big?
>Why did the ''ice spear'' explode?(it wasn't one of children's bombs fucko it was clearly an ice spear)
>What the fuck was that Winterfell scenes?
>Why am i still watching this show?
>just to see the ending
>ok

>>86447789
>>86447818
Rock beats ice tho

>>86448932
>why were the skellingtons not throwing themselves into that kilometers-deep lake

>>86448932
The ice broke early, so they tought it'll break again if they were to step on it.
I'm not shitting you, show apologists will make up bullshit like "it was a trap", "they were waiting for the dragons", but it's all bullshit.

>>86450313

Gendry ran to the wall, sent a raven to dragonstone and then Daenerys flew from dragonstone to the north, presumably spending some time actually figuring out where they were.

They must've been on that island for at least a few days.

>>86450419
>Why did the ''ice spear'' explode?(it wasn't one of children's bombs fucko it was clearly an ice spear)

Because the dragon was breathing fire

>>86450419
>>Why did the ''ice spear'' explode?(it wasn't one of children's bombs fucko it was clearly an ice spear)

I was thinking it got hit in the fuel tank while breathing fire so it burned itself

I play too much war thunder

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>>86450500
>They must of been on that island for a few days
C'mon man, you know damn well that's not true.

>>86448932
they should have used bran.mail instead

>>86450491
the fuck do a bunch of zombies care about thin ice?

they're fucking dead just walk across the bottom of the lake and climb or fucking swim, they can't fucking die and don't feel pain.

>>86447761
>Manlets BTFO again

When will they learn hahaha

>why are manlets consistently being shit on
They have to learn.

Friendly reminder the wrights were seen to climb up out of the water.... this show has no logical consistency

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>Able to conjure flaming swords
>Dies by freezing to death

Why don't they show the teleportation on screen?

Why is Jon such a retard why didn't he get on the fucking dragon way earlier

>>86450998
Also lol Coldhands Ex Machina

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>>86450583

This is a map of westeros.
1. Gendry ran to eastwatch, from that mountainrange.

2. They sent a raven from eastwatch to dragonstone (roughly halfway across westeros).

3. Daenerys flew from dragonstone to the north. Presumably, she did not have an exact location, but even if we asume she did, it's still quite a long flight.

So you tell me, how long do you think this would take?

>>86450780
I wonder what GRRM thinks about his legacy turning into nonsensical shit with every new episode. Probably doesn't really care. Not saying his writing was perfect but compared to the show hack he's a genius.

>>86451038
Gendry is part of the 7 good men and they picked one of the good ravens to send to Dany who left with her 3 good dragons and got there by the next afternoon

Why didn't the Night's King literally just snipe them with his exploding lances instead of waiting?

>>86450998
he had to be left behind so they could showcase dany having some kind of feelings for him due to being missing and it's a way to erase benjen/give us a check up before people start asking why the fuck benjen isn't around helping

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So essentially viserion's evolving into X and not Y.
It's a shame that pokemon can get dragons right but GoT shows wyverns instead.

>water was frozen possibly for months and was broken by 7 people standing on it
>water refreezes in a matter of hours/days and hundreds of enemies running on it has no effect.

>>86451192
>Benjen
>come with me
>there's no time

I what universe does this make any sense

When did all the other dudes show up? I mean the red shirt extras that were added to our Magnificent Seven...

>>86451212
>Falling into that water and then riding around in the cold for hours in wet clothes is fine

>>86450641
They also can't swim and tend to avoid water for some reason.

>>86451234
He had to delay the wights by killing, like, 3 of them before he was easily overrun

>>86451242
they were behind the crew at the end of last episode, but the show made little effort to actually show them existing before they were killed.

>>86451038
Didn't it take months for big bobby b and his cohort to travel to winterlel? I get that they weren't going at flying speed, but still it should give you an idea about the distance.

>>86451092

This is pure bullshit. I've got some data, the wall is said to be 482km long according to the GoT wiki, that means i have a scale. I'll be back in a while with a decent estimate.

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>>86451242
I would've guessed that they were rangers beyond the wall, maybe scouts, maybe struggles caught by the blizzard and lost. But then they kept disappearing and appearing out of fucking nowhere, so it's probably just bad direction.

Anyone got a link that actually works?

>>86451057
I doubt he even watches this show at all. I hope he does at some point, so he gets all worked up about the rape of his legacy and dies of a heart attack.

>>86451242
I'd be interested if anyone could find a single shot of one of those randomers that isn't in a fight scene.

Didn't see them when they were walking through the snow, didn't see them when they were sitting on that island.

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>>86451349
Please

>>86451351
You must be retarded to think that, the lazy faggot doesn't care about his so called legacy at all and is milking it for as much money as possible with this show.

>>86451038
You forget that everyone on this show teleports.

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>>86451332
I will be waiting for you

>>86451351
I wonder what gurm does with his time?

>>86451242
What was the point of them? Clearly they were all dead from the moment they showed up, I guess the showrunners just wanted some pointless deaths to up the tension.

>>86451402
You think Stannis might have teleported away from Brienne's sword?

>>86451332
Good boy

Isn't it implied that the night king being nearby makes it way colder? Meaning the ice froze harder faster because he was nearby watching

>>86447761
The night king was clearly waiting for his dragon to arrive. Brann probably tipped him off what to do

!list

Did the episode leak or something?

So are we ignoring how Gendry, someone that had never seen snow before in his life, found the way back to the Wall without getting lost in a few hours?
He came back to Eastwatch, the nigger had to cross the Haunted Forest.

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>>86451349
>>86451383
http://pelislatino.mobi/episodios/9035-juego-de-tronos-7x06-game-of-thrones-7x06-online-descargar-sub-espanol/

2nd vid

Also there is https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/ sub for future leaks.

>>86451431
>Dany will teleport her barren womb to Cersei

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>>86448932
The dragons can achieve light speed anon.
Are you like... mentally retarded ? Fucking brainlets.

>>86451511
Don't be stupid, he obviously teleported past the Haunted Forest.

>>86451057
He turned away from the show by season 3.
There's some people that believe he supervised until season 5, but that's false.
I think he just doesn't care anymore, not even the books.

>>86447761
If the Night King has godlike aim why didn't he kill them with arrows?

>>86451537
Kek.

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>whining about cold balls and has never seen snow before
>quick be our only chance of survival, you are just perfecr for this kind of terrain

>>86451504
No, anon. This is all a fever dream. Go take a medicine.

>>86451038
lol looks like a penis XD

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>>86451038
>>86451092
>>86451321
>>86451402
>>86451423
>>86451466

Let's start off with the dragon. Since they are magical beasts i'll assume they fly at the speed of an F16, 2120km/h, twice the speed of sound. That means Khaleesi would make it from dragonstone to the mountain range in roughly 1hr20min. Of course, since she is a strong independent queen, flying at mach 2 on the back of a dragon is no problem for her. Cockpits are a part of the patriarchy anyway.

Sadly, ravens do not fly at the speed of an F16, but since they are magical game of thrones ravens they fly at the speed of a comercial airliner, roughly 800km/h. This means that the raven would fly from Eastwatch to Dragonstone in roughly 3hr20min. Again, no problem for a magical raven (a normal, mortal bird would spend roughly 5 times as long, 16hr20min.)

Now for our boy Gendry. He had to run at least 482km, probably more. That's quite the marathon. 11.5 marathons, to be exact.
This one kenyan bloke, Dennis Kimetto ran a marathon in 2 hours. You just know our boy kendry can keep up with him. So he ran for at least 23 hours. (But most likely more, since im asuming the sorthest path to get to the mountainous areas from eastwatch.).


That brings our total, friendly estimate up to 27 hours and 40 minutes. So khaleesi would in fact not arrive the next afternoon.

>>86452349
Why didn't Jorah and the hound have actual weapons

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Why did the NK conveniently have dragon tier chains with him? How the hell was he expecting it?

>>86452441
He's Bran from the future

>>86452441
I'm pretty sure white walkers are aware that dragons are alive again.

>>86452562
Yeah but like... in this situation how would he have known he was gonna come to see one?

>>86452441
Mammoths

>>86452349
BRAVO

>>86452349
So out of 500 kilometers, Robb Start could only have crossed on one single bridge?

>>86447818
>>86447848
>>86450461
Paper beats rock

Wait is there another episode out/leaked or something?

>>86452349
Autism is the gift that keeps on giving.

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>>86452349
desu years of rowing a boat probably did make Gendrys arms super stronk so he probably just walked on his hands when off-screen and maybe managed a proper marathon speed that is like 20kmh for the Kenyan elite runners who can keep it up for like 2 h in our real world.
however, Gendry is a "GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN" Baratheon, and Roberts SEED IS STRONG when he was young and sticking his BigBaratheonCock in every hole available, making Gendry basically a übermensch who can easily run twice as fast as a Kenyan long distance runner with decades of rigorous marathon training, which results in our boy Gendry finishing that 480km running distance which is basically just a double Spartathlon ultra run in extreme weather and terrain conditions, in say about 12 hours, so it makes perfect sense in the world that GRRM is building for us

also the ravens are more or less confirmed to be guided by the 3ER, who is now Bran, and thanks to his psychic powers those tiny little birds easily break the sound barrier when travelling important messages halfway through the continent, even if making such a passage means certain death to the bird in question

>>86452897
No, we've set all those threads and webms and links just to prank you.

So what's my boy Bran up to while his sisters are trying to gouge each other eyes out?

>>86450641
They can't swim moron, else they already would be past the wall by swimming on the sides of it.

>>86453024
Fapping to Sansa's rape.

>>86452510
The NK is definitely an ally of sorts with Jon or one of the starks from a different timeline. This is the only logical explanation why the NK didnt kill the suicide squad himself.

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>>86451332
>wall is 482km long

>>86450419
Ice spear has the dragon getting BTFO. The explosion wasn't from the spear but from the penetration of whatever flame throwing organ there is. Obviously, although impractically, the chemical combusts when exposed to the open air.

>>86448932
Even if they couldn't get over the water which took forever to freeze they could have been throwing shit at the humans instead of standing there. The NK had fucking ice missiles and he could have nuked the humans on that tiny rock. Guy hit a flying dragon several hundred away from him but couldn't just hurl a spear at the humans? Makes no sense to wait for days so the ice can freeze over. Whoever wrote this is an idiot.

>>86450601
underrated

>>86453278
He was obviously waiting for the dragon you retard.

>>86451332
Ravens fly at 100 km/h. Dragons are likely much faster.

>>86452349
Clearly, this being a matter of the utmost urgency, instead of a raven they sent an unladden swallow

>>86452441
>eternal menace on humanity
>not prepped for dragons

>>86452886
could Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson beat a piece of paper big enough that it could encase him?

>>86447761
>>why didn't they tell Danny to burn the NK
The fact that you are trying to make the show looks stupid is ironic since it's been proven over and over again that fire does not kill White Walkers. It only kills the wights.

Next time pay attention, dumbass.

>>86453473
Not if that paper said he had to take a dive. The rock is the perfect wrestler because the script is their only true enemy.

>>86453355
How the fuck would he know a dragon is coming? Even if he recognized Jon Snow and somehow knew the standing Jon snow has in the human world (being the King of the North), how would the NK know about dragons existing on the other side of the planet? They don't even belong to Jon, they are Dany's and they are on fucking Dragonstone. Are you saying that the NK had knowledge of the relationship Jon has with Dany and so he had planned all along to corner Jon to draw out Dany and her dragons? Are you fucking retarded?

>>86453565
He is psychic. Surely you haven't been missing all his interactions with Bran, surely.

>>86453565
Why else would he stop his ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY just for a group of 9 random idiots, Use your brain moron.

>>86453598
He just notices when someone is warging into an animal near him, that doesn't mean he knows everything and everyone, he doesn't have any connection with the weirwoods the same way greenseers do.

>>86453630
Because otherwise he would kill the protagonist and the show would end.

>>86453630
desu I'd do it for fun. There's no rush. Winter is taking its time and he clearly only moves in winter. Worst case scenario you just get to torture your enemies with s slow death. Best case some retards try a rescue mission and you get two for the price of one.
Dragons were incidental but not unforseen in the grander designs of the war. He was probably really surprised and pleased to see someone wasting their best units for some trash mobs.

>>86450120
Oh shit tru

You guys do know that Bran is the Night King?

>>86452349
You're missing the three-exed raven, Bran just sent a different raven that was already at dragonstone the message, cutting the raven travel time to nigh zero

>>86453787
normies don't know that.

>>86453668
He notices bran when bran is having a psychic vision of the undead army and is even able to mark bran to destroy the magic barriers in their cave. Its pretty safe to say he has some sort of seer ability/magic

>>86453806

Good point, he probably knew to send the raven before Gendry arrived at the wall as well. Meaning Khaleesi could make it to them in a cool 1 hour and 20 minutes.

>>86453865
>He notices bran when bran is having a psychic vision of the undead army
Bran is not having a psychic vision he's warging into a raven.
Why the fuck did you think they closed up on that awful CGI raven for so long?

>>86453876
>>86453806
Then why didn't he send for Khaleesi before it even happened?

>>86453598
There is no indication he knows everything happening everywhere in the world. Yes, he has supernatural powers but aside from being able to detect wargs and communicate with them we don't know if he can do anything else.

>>86453630
Can't let the main character die for good. Also, giving a dragon to the army of the dead makes the show more interesting. Look at how many times Jon snow was saved by utter bullshit (there are at least 3 times in that episode alone). The only reason the NK didn't end Jon and his friends when they were on that rock, and then when they were mounting that dragon, and the only reason his uncle showed up to save him at the end was so that Jon lives and not because the NK has some greater plan.

>>86453922
He didn't want to ruin the suspense
He's watching the Game of Thrones, after all

>>86453916
In the previous season bran is having a vision of the undead army and literally walking amongst them, the night king notices bran and marks him by grabbing his arm which breaks the magical barrier on their cave in the real world

This means not only does the night kind have the same abilities as bran but hes also able to share the same visions

Fucking moron

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>>86453922

Good point. The writers really have some explaining to do.

>>86453916
The point is, the NK is on the same wavelength as Bran. If Bran can see bits of everything after this little time learning to warg, I'd suppose the NK has learned a good bit himself.

>>86454015
I don't give a fuck, the episode we're talking about he's not having any vision, he's warging into a raven, which is fucking obvious because we get a fucking close up of it for like 10 seconds.

>>86454055
>b-but we haven't seen him do that
Don't expect this anon to see your point.

>>86454058
You got btfo now shut the fuck up

>>86451640
he doesn't wanna have too many scenes at once, he's a bit shy. but night king still a cute

>>86451212
bravo D&D

>>86450419
you're a moron for unironically not knowing the answers to these questions kek

what's with tyrion nearly crying and telling dany all hope is lost without her?

one of the worst things about this show is how every sane rational man somehow gets brainwashed by that unlikable cunt

>>86451212
Wonder what kind of mental gymnastics the D&D apologists will come up with for that.

>>86454055
does he know about sansa's rape also?

>>86454207
>what's with tyrion nearly crying and telling dany all hope is lost without her?
he fucked himself over.
>killed his father
>his sister wants every nigga dead including him
he has nowhere to go

>>86454232
Thats the entire reason he is heading south, to rape her again

>>86454232
He probably fapped to it, everyone in this show is into incest after all.

>>86451057
>I wonder what GRRM thinks about his legacy turning into nonsensical shit with every new episode
Prior to the TV series, the Song of Ice and Fire books were completely unknown to the average TV show drama watching audience. His reader base has probably exploded over the course of the past few years.

>>86454255
Take. The. Black.

>>86451057

He never writes, gets fatter everyday, and continues to make money from everything GoT. I don't think he cares.

>>86451057
ASOIAF isn't his legacy.
ASOIAF is simply a thing he started that gave him fun times, and then he got tired of it and abandoned it altogether.
He's a fat fuck, he has no dedication or discipline, did anyone seriously expect that sack of lard to commit to something seriously in his life?

>>86452349
>lenght

>As soon as he made enough money he stops writing
One of the least deserving authors to make it successful.

>>86454614

English is my third language.

>>86454420
It's beyond pathetic at this point. If the fat fucker is too damn lazy to finish the book series he might as well step in and help with the writing of season 8 to give the show a better ending.

>>86447761
Why didn't they keep themselves warm with the fire swords?

>>86453990
Kek.

>>86454725
Saving mana

>>86454687
Did you learn it on Reddit?

>Night King defeated forever
>Wildlings no longer threat
>Wall come down

Will the Nightswatch be disbanded /tv/ ?

>>86454854

Yes, how did you know?

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>so did Sam peel the greyscale off your pecker too

>>86453524
The show also said that they couldn't swim. But this episode shows that they can. This show has more retcons than Metal Gear. Who even fucking knows if they can be killed by fire? The writers probably don't. Who knows if even GRRM has decided.

>>86451038
'bout three-fiddy minutes

>>86452349
Is this the power of the knowledge of angles?

>>86453787
>>86453826

Thought has crossed my mind aswel, whats the current theory on this?

>>86450419
well perhaps, this is just my own personal theory.
Since the Dragon in the show was fire made manifest, I can assume that when NK throw his Ice Spear to the dragon, the tip of the spear met with contact with dragon fire thus dissipate inside the dragon and since extreme heat + water = failure, it can be concluded that the dragon simply fractured inside.

>>86455383

ITS AN ENCHANTED MAGICAL SPEAR HOLYSHIT AUTIST

>im pretty sure 90% of you faggots complaining about this are serious

I didin't understand why the fuck after they got the wight they decided to run to the opposite direction and send only gendry to the wall, why not just go back, since they already got what they were looking for?

>>86452858
>>86452349
If you rescale westeros to roughly the size of Britain then the timing works out better with flight, and pretty much everything else.

>>86450120
Ice only takes a few days to freeze, they were there for much longer than that.

>>86455561
They ran the same way but Gendry was somehow deemed fastest

>>86450500
it took them most of a day walking to get there. Gendry lost his hammer and ran full speed to reach the wall by that same day's nightfall. They spent at least a full night and a full day on the island. I don't know how fast a raven flies, but Dany clearly flew her dragons at top speed to AT LEAST east watch without a break.

I doubt it was THAT long.

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Messages carried by raven travel at a max of like 50mp/h, or 100mp/h if you use a double raven.

Still, they should've used pigeons but I guess that isn't cool enough.

>>86453398
African or European?

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>>86452349
Legitimately the best thing I've read in a while

>>86456111

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen pigeon?

if they are that far north wouldnt a lake be completely frozen through? how are we supposed to believe the ice broken so easily?

i think dnd just want us to completely shut our brains off. pretty much nothing makes sense at this point

>>86457484
then just do it, no whining

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>>86457282
Up to 90mp/h, but not over too long distances.

>>86453922
becuase if Khaleesis got there too early she wouldn't have seen all the shit

i stopped watching this garbage years ago but still like to shitpost, so someone explain to me how bran can possibly be the night king, are niggas time traveling and shit now?

>>86458009
It's a meme tier theory

>make every possible effort to show the others can't operate in water
>dragon at bottom of lake gets hooked up to chains

>>86453024
Our boy 3ER has no interest in their petty womanly squabbles

>>86450601
Kek

>>86455928
in season 1 robert's journey from king's landing to winterfell (2/3rds of the way from dragonstone to the lake past the wall?) took 1 month.

it stands to reason to believe the journey both ways by raven 1 way and by dragon the other would take at least 3 weeks? a month? which jon and co survived with no food, no water (we can assume they melted ice with the fire sword, but again, the show does not feel the need to point this out) and most importantly no shelter or warmth in extremely cold weather.

>>86454207
he's white knighting

>>86458353
>>make every possible effort to show the others can't operate in water

when did they ever do that?

>>86455928

see >>86452349

Memes estimates aside, it's completely unrealistic that this would take less than at least 2-3 days, which is a very long time to stay outside in such cold weather with little to no supplies and without shelter. They would quite literally freeze to death. Even in the meme estimate of 27 hours.

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>>86452349
Preston is that you ?

>>86452441
SOURCE?

>>86451242
They showed them during the first half walking behind them or whatever but I don't recall how many there were.

>>86461534
Wolf Guy: Ookami no Monshou, prepare yourself for rape and >HIGH SCHOOLERS

>>86459128
It probably was around a day or so on that island. They were getting close to death and they're all huddled together for warmth. I would think that a bunch of hardened soldiers and scavengers could make it a day without food easy.

I also think that they were close to freezing to death, shit that's what happened to Thoros of Myr.

I also think that's what people aren't quite getting about why the NK just stood at the lake. They were going to freeze to death, powerless to do anything to solve their plight. They saw that the ice had broken earlier, but that was before the NK showed up with his Frost Aura and gave Icy Path to his raid group. He showed up, dropped the temp to -30F with windchill of -75F and then the retard wights just waited. When the Hound threw the rocks and they realized that the ice had frozen over, they said fuck it to waiting let's get those cunts now. It was either wait out their death by freezing and raise them then, or kill them. Had Dany not shown up all of them would have died.

>>86461936
>It probably was around a day or so on that island.
Did you read the post?

Even when making the assumptions that gendry ran 11.5 marathon lengths, without a break, at world record speed and that dragons fly at mach 2 (with daenerys on it's back) and ravens flying at the same speed as a commercial airliner. It would still take AT LEAST 27 hours. (it would take a LOT longer)

>>86462319
It's possible that the mountain range they went to wasn't the Frost Fangs. If the WW army was close to Eastwatch then doesn't it make sense that they'd be close to Eastwatch and not Castle Black? It could be that mountain range that's in the middle of the Haunted Woods.

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>>86452349
this reminds me of the european swallow vs the african swallow scetch in monty python the holy grail and I thank you so much for this post anon.
probably the best post here in quite a few years.
should make this anon the game of thrones mod?
also what the fuck was Jogn snow doing when he went to solo the nights kings army when they could have all gtfo there?

>>86462541
There's no mountain range in the middle of the haunted forest.

>>86462780
Then what the fuck is that white shit?

>>86462855
What white shit?
The only mountain range that fits the show is the Frostfangs, which means that Gendry had to travel through the haunted forest to get to Eastwatch.

>>86453045
but they can walk and run and climb and fight. ok.

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what the fuck is in the water that has white walkers so scared?
is it some kraken type thing?
why can't ice king just stand near the edge and slowly freeze a path like a death knight path of frost?
how much str would it take to throw an ice barbed spear 1000 meters with that accuracy and hit the dragons gas tank in mid flight?
why does it feel like watching wrath of the lich king cut scenes?

ARGHGHGHGHGHHG

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>>86451038
List of some accomplishments of Gendry the une true king of Westeros:
>his blood kills sovereigns
>can row for several seasons without breaking a sweat
>can swing a 20kg hammer as if it was but a mere twig
>ran an approx 500km marathon in a single day and didn't die of exhaustion

Is there anything this lad CAN'T do?

>>86463197

Probably a lack of buoyancy.
Granted buoyancy isn't really a thing in the GoT universe as shown by all the men swimming in heavy Armour.

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>>86463229
rowing is pure bobby b str and cardio build so it makes sense but he would defo be dead from exhaustion.
>>86463302
>sink to the bottom and climb up? like the zombies from walking dead and they are hardly magical.
I hate myself for caring about this stuff.

>>86450601
[email protected]

>>86450419
When ice and oil meet there is an explosion.

See youtube for cooker explosions when people pop in a frozen thanksgiving turkey.

>>86450566
Thank god it was a dragon and not a spitfire:^) or the fire would have gone out.

>>86448932
Why risk the troops? They are dead. Time to them is meaningless. Why not just wait the living out? Let them die of starvation on their island.

>>86463229
run to the wall without collapsing

>>86453387
But the raven was not unladen (carrying a message) and the dragon was craring a lard ass.

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>>86456111
>single raven do 50mph
>double raven do 100
>...
>13,412,000-tuple raven do lightspeed

Not the sharpest shed in the tool, are you?

>not just pretending to be a zombie

>>86450491
Basically this.

The dead shit isn't that smart to begin with they saw a few of their own fall into the water and decided to not advance anymore.
After that they probably didn't think to see if the situation changed.

>>86451209
Not to start a wyvern =/= dragon shitstorm, but dragons aren't bipedal are they?
Aren't dragons quadripedal?

>>86451488
lol. implied by what?

>>86451511
he's the best runner

>>86453164
Does anyone have that theory that GoT is a closed timeloop with Bran being the center of everything that is happening?

>>86453164
Qyburn and NK are allies or the same

> raising zombies
> trying to shoot down dragons (to raise them as zombies)

>>86467243
nothing, that guy is an idiot. remember how "frozen" the ocean was with the NK standing right on top of it in Hardhome?

>>86450280
common seriously? you got a borg like structure with a fucking queen (king) at the center which all freeze and wait in unison and you're not going to experiment
>I'd triggered shit a lot sooner

>>86467343

It's not a theory dude, it's been right there since book one;

>Thousands and thousands of years ago, Brandon the Builder had raised Winterfell, and some said the Wall. Bran knew the story, but it had never been his favorite. Maybe one of the other Brandons had liked that story. Sometimes Nan would talk to him as if he were her Brandon, the baby she had nursed all those years ago, and sometimes she confused him with his uncle Brandon, who was killed by the Mad King before Bran was even born. She had lived so long, Mother had told him once, that all the Brandon Starks had become one person in her head.

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>>86450824
He was mauled by an undead demon bear

>>86455161
i thought it would be revealed that the scale has some effect on the zombies

>>86467554

Whatever.
I remember some anon maybe from reddit? writing these paragraphs of text to explain the 'theory', that's all I'm asking for.

>>86451103
seriously the reload time on that speer is shit

>>86467652

You dumb.

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WE ANIME NOW?

>>86467705
me dum dum

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>>86452349
I don't watch GoT, but I can acknowledge and appreciate your autism.

okay so what's everyones predictions on the white walker dragon? is there gonna be some warging involved at some point? is one of the other dragons gonna have to kill Viserion? is Jon gonna become the second dragon rider? will he ever find out he's half targaryen?

>>86467934
>I don't watch GOT
>I spend time in got threads and even post in them

wut lmao

>>86467574
danny looked so fucking gorgeous this episode desu

>>86450601
Could have EASILY been:

>Seal team 7 get discovered by the walkers.
>Bran has been watching them on the long-claw livestream or raven drones and he sends the raven to Dragonstone as the events were transpiring...Jon literally knows Bran can do this based on Brans warning raven to Dragonstone last episode... Jon doesn't ask Bran for coms support during this fucking FUBAR operation?!?
>Danny would be on her way literally half a day earlier if not more depending on how early Bran recognized they would be trapped and would need air support.

Instead:

>"Gendry run like a mad cunt to the wall!!" which was presumably a half day or more travel away from the frozen lake battle.
>Elevator music at frozen lake as NK and Jon Snu's A-team awkwardly try to avoid eye contact...
>fucking walkers/wights just standing there not periodically testing the ice for a possible path to the rock.
>Sandor is a fucking dumb cunt with the only fucking tool that could render the ice-bridge useless and at the very least slow the wyght advance..
>NK is a literal mong with SAMs in his horse holster that he forgets to use for the 24 fucking hours of elevator music... then Dany and her kids appear and decimate a huge portion of his army...only then his lackey reminds him and he spears a flying beast the size and agility of a C130 right in its throat ... revealing he could have done that from the start.
>Veserion sinks to the bottom of the fucking lake for no good reason when they could have had him land on a rock formation and avoid the fucking STUPID chain gang.

A comedy of errors...

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF D&D

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>>86452349
>the known world is flat
why aren't you accounting for the curvature of the globe faggot?

>>86468125
You need the chain gang so the dragon would not be immediately revived.

>>86467732

omae wa mou shindeiru

How long would it take a raven to fly 1800~ miles?

>>86468472
30 hours

>>86464426
>Why risk the troops? They are dead.

Because they are fucking undead and don't care about losses

>>86468248

Good point. I don't have the time right now, but this weekend i'll go full autistic on this, without meme numbers. As well as curvature i'll add some air resistance, relativistic effects + some other stuff. I'll also try to approximate the flight speed of the dragons. If i cant do it by their wings (this might prove difficult) i could probably estimate it based on khaleesi' grip strength as the limiting factor. (assuming she has the grip strength of an Olympic climber from jacking that drogo dick.)

Look out for my map this weekend.

>>86467121
Let's count the limbs together.

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why didn't they just have a raven with them?

>>86468710
We're going to need a wind tunnel for this shit.

>>86468655
cleary they cared about loosing trops

>>86453045
They have all that time on hand, they don't get cold, don't need to eat and don't have to sleep.
They also have a lot of forests around.
Can't they just fucking build some rafts and go past the wall for fuck's sake ?

>>86468874

One of my buddies is an Aerospace engineer, i'm going to ask him if he wants to autism it up with me. If not, i'm fairly competent myself as a Physics student.

>>86469140
or they could've simply built a bridge and murder snow-team six
I mean if they can use massive chains and teamwork to drag a dragon out of a lake, surely they can cross a narrow stream

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>>86452977

Did Salsa really refer to the battle at winterfell as the Battle of the Bastards™? What is going on with this show's writing?
Are they going to start referencing events like "last season" or "remember S2E06?"

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>>86452977

You finally explained it so I can enjoy the show again.

>>86469389
Even better, they only need like 2-3 archers and pepper them with arrows until they die, but I guess for some reason it's physically impossible for an undead to operate a bow.
In this case the night king could just throw shit at them. His spear throw is as good as a fucking ballista, but he decided to jerk off on his horse for some reason.

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>>86452977
thanx fren i unnerstand nao what a grate show

people probably discussed it before, but what happened to long claw when jon came out of the water? seems like the wolf opened its eyes?

has this happened before? also, where is ghost right now?

>>86451209
>Charizard
>A dragon

Pick one lid

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Jesus Christ! Was the CGI really like 24 fps? This shit looked like an old pc game? Can somebody confirm this? Or did I catch a shitty stream?

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>>86452349

Your theory is interesting but ultimately wrong because you believe in the faulty model of the static earth.

>>86470695
It didn't stand out to me, so it's probably your mom's computer shitting itself.

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>>86470695
>stream
I came here to laugh at you

>>86447761

This show is for normies.

>>86451057
He hasn't written a episode for the series in years. I think the last one he wrote was in season four.

>>86470455
it was already named that, hot pie or whatever fuckface name is told it to arya

try to follow the plot pls it's a complicated show

>>86470695

giv milkies

>>86470816
They named it after the episode still. That's insanely stupid, no wonder why you liked it.

>>86471061
Perhaps the episode was named after the battle

>>86471161
Ok, yeah, I can feel that. WTF I love this show now.

>>86447761
He got bitten by a zombi, will he turn into one of them? If yes, how much time until it happens?

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>>86470654
good one, anon. im wondering now.

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>>86470654
one with them open. i have no theory.

>>86451057
He has yet to fully explain kelly c's tax policy.

>>86470695
Oh Angie, you're still good

>>86453565
He saw inside Bran's mind, and Brain knew that Jon had left for Dany.

It's all in the subtle brilliant details.

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how far off am i?

-something serious will happen in kings landing, with the hound and Brienne going there.

-Arya will kill littlefinger, maybe with help of Brann.

-there will be 2 more major wars, one with Kellyc vs. Cersei and 1 with humans vs. undead. not sure which will come first.

Does any of this make sense? how do you think it will end?

>>86453045
>they can't swim
yet those two pulled themselves out after jon but ok sure

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Who do you think the Hound will call a cunt next?

1.Gendry 50% chance
2. Danny 25%
3. Thoros (gets called a dead cunt) 20%
4. Calls the NK a frozen cunt. 5%

>>86452349
>gendry ran 11.5 marathons
My fucking sides

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>>86471286
>>86471332
Someone in another thread said that Wargs can jump into the weirwood trees, and since Longclaw's pommel is made of weirwood, it could be Bran just watching whats going on

>People spouting how Dragons can easily kill the night king with fire
>Literally throws one spear and BTFO's one of the dragons without so much as moving a few feet
>Walks through fire and it cools at his feet
>Probably as dozens more types of wight monstrosities at his disposal

Whew lad how hard are the westeros punks gonna get shrekked by the true king of the north

>>86452381
Jorah had Dragon glass daggers he brought from Dragonstone.

Tormond had a makeshift dragon glass axe.

They weren't expecting to find The Hound, so, they didn't bring an extra weapon for him.

>>86470695
Jesus fucking Christ my dick

>>86471953
What the fuck.

>>86471953
Even the swords are CGI, jesus dick.

>>86472191
>They weren't expecting to find The Hound, so, they didn't bring an extra weapon for him.
>"Kang of da Norf, should we bring an extra dagger in case we drop one or something during the fight?"
-NO! IT'LL ONLY WEIGH US DOWN!

>>86447761
>why didn't they use the hammer to break the ice
He did at one point, but you can't break an entire lake with just one hammer dipshit
>why didn't they tell Danny to burn the NK
Because only Dragonglass kills them. Fire just extinguishes near them, its constantly been shown
>why are manlets consistently being shit on
because you can't shit on something taller than you

>>86472074
Jon is the only one who can kill him, but he has to "temple" his "sword" inside "daenerys" first.

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>>86451057
>his legacy
His "legacy" is nonsensical shit.

>>86455680
They needed to wait long enough so that hordes of people could run on it

>>86473386
Quentin seems to have a problem with crudeness, to the point where he confuses it with poor writing.

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>>86471953

>mfw Bran was watching the entire time
>mfw next episode it will be shown that Gendrys raven arrived late
>mfw Bran send his ravens to Dragonstone

Y'all get DnDed

>>86450419
>Why didn't NK reinforce the ice plate so wights can get to Suicide Squad?
If he could've done this, he would've done it back at hardhome, but he can't just freeze an entire lake you idiot, what gave you that idea?
>Where did he find the chains that fucking big?
A crashed boat, a castle, who cares. This is a stupid complaint, the chain wasn't that big.
>Why did the ''ice spear'' explode?(it wasn't one of children's bombs fucko it was clearly an ice spear)
It didn't explode, it hit the Dragon as it was breathing fire, so of course the fire spew out of the hole. If you pinch a hole in a water balloon, and water comes spewing out, it doesn't mean that the needle is creating water.
>What the fuck was that Winterfell scenes?
Wat?
>Why am i still watching this show?
So you can post here for attention you faggot

What bothers me the most is how did the undead chain the dead dragon? First of all these chains are heavy as fuck so many of them have to go underwater together, and it must take at least couple of minutes (and I'm being extremely generous here) to chain the dragon, how didn't they drown? It's a very large operaion desu and the logistics don't make sense.

>>86473564
Bran wouldn't have risked getting caught by the night's king again.

>>86471953
What the fuck is that?
WHAT IS THAT!?

>>86473622
>how didn't they drown
Why would they drown? They aren't alive. Just have a bunch of them jump in and find the corpse and hook the chains onto it then wights on the surface start pulling.

>>86473587
he is an 8000 year old ice wizard, how he can put out fire by walking on it but can't freeze the surface of one small lake

>>86473587
In almost every single scene with the Night King and his massive army + generals, there's always a huge, blinding, snowstorm. You're telling me he couldn't have done that to not only make the area even colder to freeze the lake and reinforce it but also blind the faggots on the island?

>>86471564
it's blatantly obvious dany will bend the knee to jon once it's finally revealed and known to all that not only is he a targaryan, but not a bastard and the rightful heir to the iron throne

that or dany goes full mad queen and jaime kills her, which is the pure pottery version and honestly the more fan fiction one. d&d are pure hacks

>Have these giant spears that you can throw accurately at long distances
>Decide not to use them against a group of guys stuck on a small piece of land

Showfags will defend this

>>86452349
a (you) for your autism

>>86475800
jon will kill her when she goes mad to create lightbringer and then have le epic battle with night king aka bran, jaime will strangle cersei
it's so obvious that dabids can't resist