>go to kinoplex with big sister >ask her if she wants anything

She wants some dick. Man up and give it to her already.

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>>86406504
>during movie she keeps eating out of my popcorn and drinking from my straw

>>86406504
Just shoot her. Pull out your piece and dump hot lead in her mouth.

>>86406504
She's a big girl

>>86406504
This is just standard female behavior. Say they don't want anything, then mooch off the stuff you have as soon as they get the impulse. I've had women eat food off of my plate while I went to the bathroom. Better get used to it, unless you wanna die alone.

>>86406504
Why do you feel the need to shove food down your throat while watching a film at all?
Just don’t buy anything?

>>86406504
a thread died for this

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>tfw I actually got molested by my big sister

>>86406504
Next time just spit into the popcorn and drink, make sure she sees you do it.

>>86409383
how?

>>86409388
>tfw she makes sure you see her continue eating and drinking

>>86409601
sat in my lap and made me rub her boobs while I was playing runescape

>>86409648
fishing lvl?

>>86409682
can't remember

>>86409648
how old was she (and you)?

>>86409813
dunno, 10? she's 3 years older than me

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>>86406504
>no sister to go to kinoplex with to bypass NSP

>>86409847
Tell us the story in detail

>>86409648
You poor thing

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>go to kinoplex with little sister
>hold my hand anon we could pretend to be bf and gf! it'll be funny!

I make my dumb bitch gf ask before she takes my shit it's so fucking annoying she feels entitled to literally half of everything I've got

do americans really "go to the movies" with their sisters?

>>86410246
Literally kill yourself and stay on reddit, norman

>>86410253

Yes, we can afford to actually do that over here

>>86407498

Don't kid yourself, anon. Everyone dies alone.

Think about it.