Tom Cruise injured during a building-jumping stunt when film

Dumb ass old man can't do his own stunts now.

>>86399474
Impressive by his age

>>86399444
>probably a sprained or broken ankle, Jackie Chan's handled worse and kept filming.

>that rubber shoe for Bronx over his cast

so cool

He'll take some of Hubbard's magic potion and be back filming tomorrow.

good riddance

>>86399642
>100 thetans have been withdrawn from your account

>>86399642
Say goodbye to your family idiot. Based tom is undoubtedly lurking /tv/ RIGHT NOW considering hes bedridden

Who cares about this old dude? Hes just a Jackie chan wannabe, he should khs asap

>>86399444
I guess you can bruise the Cruise after all.

>>86399495

Please. Stop the hype.

He is no Jackie Chan.

>>86399444
This is obviously a marketing stunt

>>86400537
>climbed the world's tallest building
>was hanging off the side of a C-130 during takeoff into the air
>learned to hold his breath for 9 minutes so they could film a single take underwater scene

You're right, he's Tom Cruise, he's not copying Jackie, he's doing his own stuff, and that's admirable in its own right.

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As for me, I'm with Tom.

>>86400715
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Hi, I'm Tom, but you already know that. What you don't know though is how I got into this situation... it's a rather intriguing story actually, one that should be told from the beginning.
*theme song*

>>86400643
any dude with half his physique can do tha.t. Fuck outta here

>>86401473
Prove it, anon

>>86399444
If I tried that I wouldn't have gotten anywhere near the edge

>>86400715
If those heels didn't weigh him down, he'd have made it.

how are the mission impossible movies still so good

especially the one with the chocolate chick

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>>86401473
Dumbass

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>>86401892
>especially the one with the chocolate chick
>didn't make lea Seydoux her lesbian slave for killing her husband
>didn't come back for MI5 because she opted to do Warcraft

Goddammit. If only more wombs worked like hers.

did he try jumping over a matchbox again?

>>86401970
Dat chin line. What did da jokah mean by this?