Can somebody explain to me the Israel Joke? I'm not sure

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>>86386244

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>>86386244

>>86386217

It was a joke on the Palestinian Israel conflict.

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>>86386518
saying what though? that's what I didn't really understand.

rick is an anti-semite because he is an enlightened genius

>>86386635
GTKRWN

>>86386217
>>86386635
They're superheroes but they won't solve the Israel/Palestine problem, with a splash of "Rick talks to much about how the Israel lobby runs things in DC when he's drunk" thrown in

>>86386244
GAHT DAYUM

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>>86386244

>>86386217
Can tell a fucking women wrote that episode. Passively beating around the bush without ever directly addressing the topic and expecting people to just understand them.

>>86386921
do they write whole episodes or just certain gags?

>>86386921
>being such a brainlet that you need everything spelled out for you
lmaoing at your life m8

>>86386217
When Rick is drunk he sometimes sets up deathtraps and becomes anti-semetic. He's a crazy drunk, that's it.

>>86386829
>>86386635
It was just a drunk joke. Some people get really political when they drink. He got drunk and ranted about Israel, he was worried he said something that would get him called racist.

Then they go a little deeper with it on how you can get labeled by sensitive people just for stating facts about touchy issues.

>>86386863
>cawlposting
Wew, wasn't expecting to see you outside of /40kg/

>>86386921
You can also tell because its currently fashionable for liberal women to think of Palestinians as weak poor children who need their help against the mean jews

>>86387056
How brave. Seriously

It fucking spelled it out for you. The US pays for Israels defense budget (3 billion a year btw of our tax dollars btw) and le drunk man didn't want to be called an anti semite because criticizing a real thing that really happens is grounds for being shunned.

>>86386217
It was a reasonable complaint regarding the US foreign policy for Israel and all the money spent on their defense industry.

It's basically one big Kickstarter without donor incentives where the US just gives away billions of taxpayer dollars to be used to stimulate the Israeli economy and create new jobs for them. All while the US has to buy the stuff made by them at double the prize, eventhough it was their money to begin with that made it possible.

And Israel can still use the money given to them to buy new F35's and other stuff at a discount price from the US.

Rick is a Jew and he hates the fact that he is being jewed by other Jews

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>>86387056
This. Hell, there's even a "N drinks later" meme.

>>86387204
>Rick is a Jew
Stop your slander.

Keep digging /pol/, I'm sure somehow you'll connect this with niggers fucking your wives.

>>86387204
>wanting the f 35
Wew lad

>>86387204
>>86387174

>not understanding geopolitics

I would be super embarrassed if I had the same uneducated views on geopolitical issues as a dumb feminist "comedy" writer who was only hired because of her vagina, yet you two seem unfazed.

Getting shit that wouldn't fly on television.

The implication being the old white man hates Jews.

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>>86386244
Oh FUCK. You've inspired me. I dont know about dubs, but I think I'll at least take a 7 of my own.

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It's SOOOO embarrassing to even consider for a second that Israel may be an illegal illegitimate state that was taken through violence.

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>>86386244

The joke is while Rick is the most powerful being in the universe Jews are somehow higher on the totem poll and he's afraid of offending them. Excited to see where they go with it.

>>86387103
bellysarus cawl is everywhere now. its his time

>>86387294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmCKZYKsiGM

>>86387332
>a country taken through violence
how many countrys are really in the hands of their original owners?
im not pro jews, but its always been survival of the fittest, and the palestines obviously didnt butter up to the right fittests ones

>>86387326
Off by one, Ben.

>>86387288
>implying we're still in a cold war
>implying there is any advantage in being allies with israel
You a neocon?

>>86387268
Atleast the Jews are allowed to modify it with their own electronic warfare systems that uses a larger memory storage than an Ipod.

This after the US tried to stop them but had to cave in for AIPAC

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>>86387515
Perhaps I'll take a 9 to make up for it

>>86387019
there is a world of difference between "beating around the bush" and "rhetorical allusion"

Why is america so involved in israel? Why is it such a huge political issue that sways voters? You never hear anyone talk about israel in australia

Is it because all the fundies are obsessed with the biblical promised land?

>>86387524
>Imply you aren't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFs6ZiynSU

>>86387654
because isreal had to chum up with the most powerful nation to protect them

>>86387455
So mudslimes taking over Europe is fine because they aren't the fittest anymore.

>>86387658
You're probably a fucking devil worshiping kike if you want to stay in the middle east for cheap oil. Whites care about things like justice and doing what is morally right. Do you even understand such things? Fuck off nigger.

>>86387687
But why are the public so invested in it too? What does america get from israel?

>>86387723
not a single damn thing

>>86387056
Damn. This show is indeed reddit to the bone

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>>86386217

can someone please just post the link to the joke? I stopped watching this show after rick broke himself out of space jail

>>86387654
look at a map nigga

>>86387524
the future isn't concrete, there is literally no reason to stop being allies with people in such an advantageous location

>>86387723
probably a combonation of endless jewish control of american media institutions letting them push pro-jewish propaganda(how many movies have you seen about the holocaust?) and a symbiotic relationship between the defense industry and politicians of both countries

>>86387455
>how many countrys are really in the hands of their original owners?
Iceland. Checkmate, leftists.

>>86387841
>look at a map nigga
that has nothing to do why america cares about it

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>>86387723
There are alot of Evangelists that believe that every earthquake and hurricane in the US is cause of "God's wrath" for not supporting and sending aid to Israel.

>>86387841
>how many movies have you seen about the holocaust?

...Two? Maybe three?

The jews are bad and he can prove it mathematically.

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>>86387841
t. good goy

>>86386217

He's nervous when he finds out he's been drunkenly ranting about Israel because he knows no matter what criticism he's putting forward, people are just going to assume he's being anti-semetic.

>>86387841
>how many movies have you seen about the holocaust?
Only one that I can recall; maybe 2 at most

>>86387876
What perecentage of the US population are evangelists?

>>86386244
Heh

>>86387876
The oddest thing is that jews hate christians more than they hate muslims

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>>86388082
It's not odd. Jews control hollywood and the media and white goyim make the best sheep. It is in their advantage to act like allies.

>>86388018
>The movement is highly diverse and encompasses a vast number of people. Because the group is diverse, not all of them use the same terminology for beliefs. For instance, several recent studies and surveys by sociologists and political scientists that utilize more complex definitional parameters have estimated the number of Evangelicals in the U.S. in 2012 at about 30–35% of the population, or roughly between 90 and 100 million people.
It's a big chunk, considering how diverse America is with religions.

>>86387383
Hey man, I'm even an Admech player. All hail the omnissiah high key though he's a heretek and if he steps any more out of line it's a purgin'

>>86386921
>"Im getting triggered, I need some space"
Women ruin everything

>>86388198
Come on lad. Liberal Hollywood USA Jews are anti-zionist.

Israeli Jews are largely conservatives.

They are like polar opposites.

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>>86388489
It has nothing to do with the USA definitions of liberal vs conservative and everything to do with the end goal of summoning the anti christ to slaughter the goyim. You need to go deeper.

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>>86388551
there I thought it's not gonna be a meme conversation

at least pol doesn't meme

>>86387422
He never makes an opinion about anything. This was the show's way of doing the same thing, but considering Rick's personality, he probably really does hate Jews and probably was complaining about them in a hatefueled monolgoue. If the protagonist of the show just said "I hate Jews, Morty", they'd actually get in trouble.

>>86387368
Its shitty writing, jews are bacteria to Rick he wouldnt give a shit about Israel.

>>86387654
Becauss Israelis control Congress.

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>>86388707
take a redpill kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styLx-iWwC8

>>86388489
>Hollywood USA Jews are anti-zionist.
>Hollywood
>anti-zionist

Pfhahahahahahahahahaaa

>>86387688
white bois are weak fags, so yes

>>86387368
It could also be about how Rick will frequently complain about life not mattering and how other religions and life philosophies and what have you are all meaningless, but if he actually said something about Jews it'd be crossing some line he's really already crossed. Rick probably does hate Jews, for the same reason he hates every other belief system, but he can't say it in the show. The same people that clap when rick bitches about rules or society or religion or what have you would turn around and get offended at the idea of rick hating Jews.

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It implied Rick considered Israel to be the worst mistake/horror ever

He's an extreme athiest and the idea that a country is formed based solely on religion and imposes it's will on others based on religious differences offends Rick.

I give props to the writers, because usually 'edge athiest' characters never bring up Judaism.

>>86387127

Jeez! Who could be the one behind this post?

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Once again, Rick and Morty proves to be the most 4chan show on television

>>86388969
retard fucking frog poster

What did the writers mean when he called him "6 million ants"

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>>86388969
>>86389066

Has Dan Harmon lost it? Did losing all that money donating to Hilary break his mind?

>>86388969
Jews dont believe in God they just say they do. Gods chosen is a meme jews literally think they are the most superior humans in existence even without Yahweh.

>>86389154
Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing

>>86386921

I wouldn't know there were female writers except for the fact that you idiots whine about it everytime you don't like something. You're the reason tumblr exists

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>>86386244
Nice.

>>86386244
Are you sure there's not just a picnic nearby?

>>86387294
>mexican
>white

>>86388743
>He never makes an opinion about anything.
All he does is constantly express his opinion about everything.

Shitty writing. Rick wouldn't consider the conflict in Israel as complicated, nor would he give a shit about it because he has the entire fucking universe's problems to deal with.

He didn't give a shit about The Pentagon in previous episodes, so he shouldn't give a shit about any problems here on Earth.

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>>86386244

The joke is you take the first letters of feed and seed but rhyme with Chuck, it sounds like Chuck's F*** and Suck

>>86389476
I meant Stewart who did not get a chance to speak about Israel. I just can't see rick thinking highly of Israel. Chances are he really did go on a long winded drunken antisemetic rant.

>>86387723
Khlav Kalash

>>86386244
wew

>>86389608
It works for both of them, they are both terrible opinionated people.

>>86386635
Just accept you're retarded and move on

Didn't harmon say that this was his least favorite episode of the season?

I still don't get it. You guys gave different explanations of it.

>>86386244

BREH

>>86387876
Then why did God let the Jews be BTFO by Rome and the temple be destroyed?

>>86391045
for the lulz

>>86390694
Rick's question was "What place will the Vindicators never talk about?" The answer was "Israel," because nobody ever wants to talk about Israel, since it's such a sensitive subject. He was proving how much realer he was than them for being willing to "go there."

/tv/ is not a good place to ask these questions. This board is literally too dumb for this show.

>>86387854
According to the Vikings that took it, there were Irish there before them, and being passed back and forth between Norwegians and Danish was also a thing.

Ethiopia might be a good answer though.

>>86386217
I have to agree that jokes are not funny if you have to explain them and this is like third time when it happens in this season. But I guess women have a different sense of humor and for them everything has to be le deep to show that they have a functioning brain.

>>86391234

correct

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>>86386244

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Seemed pretty clear to me.
>The Vindicators say their job is to fight evil wherever it hides... But they don't!
>Pick the location you'll... You'll... Never hear them even MENTION... Because to fight darkness is to fight yourself.
>C'mon guys we're all thinkin' it... Don't... *cough*... Don't make me say it.

Which episode was vindicators 1?

>>86387654
>You never hear anyone talk about israel in australia

as somebody who watches the abc daily that is a fucking lie

>inb4 why do you watch the abc?

gotta keep an eye on what agenda the media is trying to push here, we are the world's media guinea-pig after all

>>86393530
What does the ABC say about israel? I've never heard them talk about it before

>>86386921
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FEMALES REEEEEEEE

t. you

>>86386244
Nice

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>>86386244

>>86387019
>lmaoing at your life m8

>LMAO

>>86386217
I honestly dont really like the new season. Its been two episodes in a row now where the episode ends in a monologue about this or that concerning Rick.

The show shouldnt have been made about rick, but about the adventures. Making it center on rick has taken all of the buzz out and just made it into a sitcom which people consider "smart" for whatever reason.

Really disappointed in what has happened.

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>>86387455
Poland more or less stayed in the same place.

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>>86386244

>>86388082
they don't really hate them. They just see them as inferior future slaves. They already make christians work for them for free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTOxCWs_gg

>>86386217
DUDE NOTHING MATTERS SUPPORT ISRAEL AND ALLOW JEWS TO CONTROL US WUBI DUBI LUB LUB!!! xDDD

>>86397897
But he considers Israel the greatest evil force in the universe.

>>86386217
>teehee I'm afraid about being called a racist/antisemite and being ostracized by people XD
For a character that doesn't hesitate to commit genocide, the whole premise is retarded and reeks of a female writer.

>>86387127
NOPE, the Israelis are white, it's evil white racism. Ignore the Jewish part! oy vey

>>86387841
>no reason to stop being allies

How many other allies do you give 3 fucking billion a year to?

>>86386244
include me in the screencap, r/4chan

>>86398251
Everyone knows Poland is secretly pulling the strings. Its the slavs we need to worry about, not the kikes.

>>86386217
Rick says, "The Vindicators say their job is to fight evil wherever it hides, but they don't... pick the location you'll never hear them even mention, because to fight darkness, is to fight yourself."

The alligator thing guessed wrong, and Morty guessed "Israel" correctly... meaning that Israel was the location where evil exists, but nobody even mentions.

Because of this, I have developed a newfound respect for Rick & Morty... but maybe that's just what (((they))) wanted me to do... Hmmm... Really gets my portals gunning.

>>86389496
This.

thisposting is cancer

>>86390467
You got Sauce for that?

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>>86386217
Dan "Cut Off Jewish Hands" Hamon is saying humanity's greatest darkness is not freeing Palestine

has the ADL been notified? This shit is NOT okay

>>86386217
The joke was "Rick gets really political when he's drunk". They even explained the joke.
Morty says he doesn't even rant about it with any point, he just sort of angrily talks about the politics of it all.

>>86401728
It's really obviously an attempt to get a demographic who don't watch, watching. Don't watch!

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>>86386217

>didnt understand a rick and morty joke

thats cus it's for smart people only, gayboy.

try big bang theory

>>86386217
Commiefornian students made this shit.

https://youtu.be/p4mW4cWcLZk

Watch this shit

>>86402482
And Jews aren't subhumans? Actually, no, you're right, they have zero humanity. And they only won because big daddy US (aka jew central) picked up the bill.

The worst timeline. Not that palestine winning would be better. The best would be to nuke the whole middle east and for a holocaust to actually happen, preferably on american soil

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>>86387455
>countrys

>>86387204
>Rick Sanchez
>Jew
Hes latino friend.

>>86389496
thats the joke retard. rick, who doesnt give a shit about anything or anyone in the entire universe is worried about offending people in regards to the apartheid in israel. its commenting on political correctness

>>86387541
try again friendo

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>>86386654
Wrong. There was no joke.
If there was than it was the fact that super avengers are lame morons and easily ridiculed while satire about your (((overlords))) is to controversial.

>reddit and memey
consider suicide

It's not a joke. Maybe it's supposed to be edgy or sooi randum or something, idk. Why he would care about Israel is beyond me.

>>86388489
>Liberal Hollywood USA Jews are anti-zionist.

Except for the fact they aren't

Liberal Jews run the ADL and SPLC and a gorillion other Zionist pro-diversity groups.

>>86387056
>he was worried he said something that would get him called racist
not muh rick!

>>86386217
>durhurr you cant even talk about it without getting called an anti-semite

thats the joke basically

>>86404451
But that changes Rick's character suddenly for the purpose of a joke... Christ, it's this "unsolicited opinions on Israel" shit, again... Which ultimately contributed to the death of the comic it came from... Don't follow what I'm getting at? This guy explains the problem pretty well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=puFv6o4Vnj8

>>86387654
Arab states were pro-USSR.
Arab states hate Israel.
Israel wants to live, so it sided with the US to take advantage of Cold War politics.

>>86405691
>zionist
>pro diversity

those dont really go together

>>86388969
Does he even use that as his explanation for disliking Israel? I think the joke is he just doesn't like Jews.

>>86387654
no leftists are obsessed about the "war criminal" israel that just refuses to lay down and die.

>>86391045
>let
God helped the Romans raze Jerusalem as punishment.

>>86388969
>country is formed based solely on religion

thats completely false though

>>86386217
People are honest when they get drunk.
Lots of people honestly dislike israel and the jews and keep it to themselves, but then they get drunk and start ranting about it.
It happens commonly enough that you can make a joke about it.

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>>86386244

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HEY MORTY
LOOK MORTY
I BECAME A NAZI
I'M PICKLE REEEEEEICH

>>86406917
Kek

>>86406635
They do if the diversity stays out of Israel.

>>86406917
Underrated.

>Israel borders don't include the golan heights

reeeee, fucking leftists scum!!

The episode should have ended with Rick dropping nukes on Israel while he whispers "Arbeit Macht Frei."

>idiots pretend the left media hasn't always hated Israel.
>trump touching jew wall with jew hat.jpg
free muh palestine

>>86386217
The joke was how you can't criticise Israel

>>86387654

Holocaust guilt.
No reason to give a fuck about that place.
Oil? Use our reserves and wait for the clean energy to roll in with the new decade.

>>86387654
Because Americans literally worship jews. They even mutilate their childrens penises at birth to show their allegience to jews tradition of circumcision.

>>86387056
>Then they go a little deeper with it on how you can get labeled by sensitive people just for stating facts about touchy issues.

funny coming from Dan Harmon

>>86387288
What use does an American taxpayer get from sending money and aid from Israel?

Oh none? Thats what I thought

Zion shill go kys

>>86386217
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>86387056
> he was worried he said something that would get him called racist
he destroyed 4 universes in what 2 years?
yes someone call him racist will be really bad.
Oh wait he can just use nanobots or something to kill everyone he does not like.

>>86403630
>mexican intellectual
this show jumped the shark

>>86386921
If female writers wrote the Vindicators episode then by all means please keep them working on the show, it was too 5 kino material. You /pol/acks whine about everything like the very same SJWs you hate

Typical kikes trying to pretend they aren't kikes by attacking Isreal while supporting every other globalist, neoliberal, multicultural, homosexual project under the sun.

>>86411451
Dubs will confirm..

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they're trying to get cancelled

>>86411758
They hate Israel because it's a Fascist terrorist state.

>>86411405
If you think Rick would just go around killing people he doesn't like you don't know shit about his character. He's not a serial killer for fuck's sake

>>86411925
calm down, b boy. just a box

>>86411925
>If you think Rick would just go around killing people he doesn't like

Ummm... Yeah.... Like.... that only happens in almost every episode. Have you even WATCHED the show?

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>>86386244

>>86387056
> he was worried he said something that would get him called racist. Then they go a little deeper with it on how you can get labeled by sensitive people just for stating facts about touchy issues.

Rick Sanchez, the nihilist genius douche that doesn't give a FUCK about other's opinions
>burp d-don't want to hurt some feelings tri-BURPgger warning

>>86414457
Roland wasn't joking when he called this episode a piece of shit

No thank you
https://youtu.be/0wDJ80uAuGI