R.I.P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebr w_2HydrQ

>>86339265

Tom will bounce right back, cmon now. HE'S TOM.

>>86339265

His skeleton is a blend of kevlar and rubber. He'll be fine.

>gets up and flies it off
Based Tom.

give it up old man.

>he's actually hurt but attempts to finish the scene anyway

modern cinema doesn't deserve him

>>86339265
dude based tom is a OT XIX, practically he could tear reality apart if he wished

>>86339265
>60 year old running around jumping between buildings
fuck me I wouldn't do that shit at half his age

>>86339265
I don't know what he's trying to prove. Does he think this is all he has to offer? Why can't he do straight dramas?

>>86339662

You clearly have no idea how much money Mission Impossible movies automatically make. Do you?

>>86339662
this. vanilla sky sequel when!?

>>86339711
I get that it's a massive paycheck but A listers usually do a prestige movie AFTER the blockbuster and Tom has done like 6 blockbusters in a row.

>>86339265
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE UNVIVERSAL LAWS BTFO'D

>>86339265
Are you actually implying it's even moderately possible to bruise the Cruise?

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TOMMY GOT POPPED?

>>86339265
CANT BRUIS-

:^(

>>86339662
Thetans, my nigga.

>>86339662
I doubt he's trying to prove anything, it seems like he has fun making these films and if he can do it then why not.

>>86339662

He's done a ton of dramas. He's just having fun doing the action hero gig while he's still able to.

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poor tom

>the floor is the reality of being a mature man who hasn't seen his daughter in almost ten years

>>86339316
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>>86339824
It's all explained in Kurzgesagt's latest video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7KSfjv4Oq0

Basically small objects don't get hurt in falls.

>>86339662
He's in his mid-50s. There will come a time soon where he won't be able to do these things anymore. Most men his age can't. He wants to have fun while his body is still able. One day we'll all by old and withered, and will you be able to say you did all you wanted to while your body was able?

>>86339265
>gets up and tries to walk it off
Realist motherfucker alive

>>86339662
He's the only action star left in the business since Liam Neeson's bubble burst. I would like to see a return of Jerry Maguire Tom though. Considering his current string of failures, it might happen soon.

>>86340186
That was awesome.

>>86339929
>SAVE ME JASON BOURNE

He needs to fucking realize his age. He's not a young guy anymore, he's not going to be able to bounce back forever.

I dunno if his weird scientology cult stuff makes him believe differently or something.

>>86339265
bump, this is important

>>86339265
Why didn't Xenu catch him?

>>86340245
Yes

>>86339265
He landed worse than the DUCU.

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>I am, I am, I am Superman
>And I can do anything

>>86339265
Tom is the reason I became a scientologist

>>86339265
They'll probably use this take.

>>86339265

Sorry Tom, a little out of focus
mark
Take 2
action

>>86339265
why the tether on his back?
without it he would have cleared it

Since hes no longer a Scientologist Xenu's magic has worn off, taking away his immortality.

>>86345992
How is it there bro, do you really learn some shit, do they teach you about Xenu?

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>>86339265
Don't they have stunt doubles for this shit?

>Tom Cruise is 55 and still doing stunts
So what is your dad doing?

>>86346692
Fuck off Danny Trejo.

>>86339265
No, Thetans! Why have you betrayed me?

>>86339758
That's what L Ron Hubbard (pbuh) wanted him to do

>>86346743
haha your mom

What does the scouter say about his Thetan level?

>all these people saying Tom should stop doing action movies his own stunts
Remember that the next time you see a Jackie Chan movie with cutaways to hide the stuntmen. Skip Trace was depressing to watch.

>>86339265
It would be so great if this idiot finally stopped making shitty movies and ruining good ones.

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>>86347108
Cruise is pulling Harrison Ford

>>86339265
He's got balls to be doing this in his age and being this famous.

>>86339265

They'll just use one of the other clones to finish the movie.

>>86339265

Hey, sorry to interrupt you cock sucking of how awesome this guy is (I admit, I do think he's a good actor).

But we have to ask ourselves if he's worth it considering the cult he's involved with. Yes, I know the world's full of fucking retards and they will always need a place to assemble somewhere (see Charlottesville).

But the amount of money and power controlled by the group he's with is a huge fucking problem.

>>86347536
Call me when Scientology causes as much death and suffering as Christians or Muslims, sweetie.

>>86347194
>Cruise is pulling Harrison Ford

Thank you for ruining my day. I'm going to go enjoy my anger now.

>>86347623
This.

>>86347194
>>86347658
Pulling a Harrison Ford would imply that Tom just wants a paycheck stands around being a miserable faggot for the entirety of filming while reading off cue cards, Tom is the complete opposite.

>>86347623
Christians are why any of us exist as a civilisation

Conjuring up a notion of a creator is what humans were always going to and will always do.

All art and thrive for continuing to life is centred on this.

Now fuck off back to neogaf you dumb leftist nigger

>>86347806
Go lose another holy war, christfag.

>>86339265
Eh, they'll just replace him with a digital puppet. An actor's life is worth nothing nowadays. The era of celebrities is over.

>>86346628
It's like having obamacare (we have some good doctors in the organisation) and less tax deductions, you pay a monthly "fee" that is actually a deposit into an account that you can use after a certain period of time, or when you reach a "level". Due to them being a "religious organisation", you don't pay that much cash to the government man. They skim a bit from the montly fee, but less than the bank, enough to make them support the organisation. The Xenu shit is just for the publicity.

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>>86339265
CRUISE-SAMAAAAA

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>>86339929

>only OT7

>>86339265
Doesn't anyone else see that the wireman is to blame? He lifts Tom up too early.

>>86339662
Tom Cruise is a good actor because he knows his limits and only picks roles that suit him. I'm not just parroting RLM, it's true. He's practically always playing the same role, the role of Tom Cruise, and only does movies where the main character can be Tom Cruise. And it works.

Besides it's probably a lot of FUN to do action movie stunts.

>>86349047
>Besides it's probably a lot of FUN to do action movie stunts.

The bit in The Mummy movie where they go weightless in the crashing plane wasn't done with wires or anything like that, they were genuinely weightless and had to do it several times to get the right take. I'd welcome any amount of bruised shins to get to do that shit for a day. Closest you'll get to flying.

>can't bruise the cru-

>>86339265
At least he finished the scene, they'll use it in the final cut

>>86339265
He's getting fat!

>>86339929
Jesus H. Christ Hollywood, let this grandpa enjoy his remaining years in peace