>140 iq >interned for a congressman in high school >won

i bet you like ffxv fucking nerd lmao

>>86337482
muh assault weapons

>>86337482
David Letterman has never been the funniest person alive. Bur Conan is based.

>>86337594
>people who are more intelligent and more educated are consistently more left wing
hmmm....

>>86337646
>people who have more money are typically republican
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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And to top it all of he got an 1864 waifu

>>86337646
>fags who go to commie camp are more left wing
Yes. Luckily I got my degrees before shit really hit the fan.

>>86337736
>those DYEL, Auschwitz tier arms
yeah nah

>>86337813
go to bed chloe

>>86337779
>bitter because he couldn't get into an ivy league
>FUCKING COMMIES
Spoken like a true redneck.

>>86337482
>>interned for a congressman in high school

A lot of people were molested by Barney Frank. That's nothing to brag about.

Let me add a few

>gets Tonight Show
>does everything wrong in the face of all logic including:
>bringing back Andy Richter
>scheduling no-name comedians as opening guests instead of A-list celebs
>using shitty crude bits instead of tempering his act like Letterman did when he got an 11:30 timeslot
>forces NBC to fire him, then goes to TBfuckingS of all places to die a viewerless death

WHO WAS IN THE WRONG HERE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p85ME8mj2A

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>>86337813
this gentleman likes to ply his seed in the other melon patch

>>86337646
>people who want to succeed in ((((showbiz))) follow whatever ideology their masters command

hmmm made me think

>>86337482
>half-jew
>only got into Harvard because his dad is a professor

>>86337977
>>half-jew
*hiberno-jew

>>86337880
Nice meme. What is your degree in?

>>86337977
Say what you want, but you can't deny he's smart af. Just because you were only able to get into a shitty community college then maybe a shitty state school doesn't mean everyone else was like that.

>>86337977
arent all the harvard students there thanks to nepotism?

>>86337646
>libtard meme degrees
>more educated and intelligent
K, whatever you say bruh

>>86337482
Well good for him.
I'm a 28 year old fat, balding manlet about to experience kidney failure any day now. Cheers.

>>86338054
Communications, you?

>>86338054
Biochemical engineering, I graduated from Brown, I'm 25 and I make 100k a year.

>>86338074
>but you can't deny he's smart af

He never struck me as particularly clever. He's just another monkey on TV who believes what his paymasters tell him.

He's a cool guy and all but you have to consider the fact that he came from money and he's had some of the best comedy writers work for him

I'm a successful musician who gets paid for my craft and have worked with other world famous musicians, work as an independent contractor on the side doing software testing when I want for extra cash, have several academic degrees (including a Master's degree) simply for the pursuit of knowledge and plan to pursuing more, have earned blackbelts in several martial arts and plan to open my own dojo someday, and currently make tens of thousand of dollars every year betting on sports just because I know my shit. Thanks for asking.

>>86337482
>>interned for a congressman in high school

Yes, a fat Jewish pedophile who ran a gay prostitution ring out of his home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbcbETKef0

>>86338151
post your tits

>>86338106
How does it feel to know your life experience will always be inferior to other peoples'? And the best part is, it was your fault! You had complete control over your destiny! But did you study, and work? No, you played video games and jacked off. And you know, deep down, all your misery is your own fault.
Captcha: dead end harvard

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Imagine being a male redhead though

>>86338110
Retard.

>>86338118
Double major, Biology and Compsci.

Also not from a country that uses faggoty terms like "ivy league" and "redneck".

>>86338151
Does your dad work for Nintendo, too, you faggot?

>>86338131
his improv is ridiculous. he has an understanding of social situations and humor that is unparalleled by 99.99% of the population. seriously, go analyze his body language, timing, the concepts he uses in his jokes; theyre all superhuman. as a specimen hes a really interesting personality

>>86338194
>biology
>compsci
>has the audacity to question other peoples' degrees
Lol

>>86338175
You mean my pecs? I've been lifting for 20+ years and have maintained the same weight for the last 10 but I'm not really into posting my body on 4chan.

>>86338219
Then why did his Tonight Show gig fail? Why are his ratings tanking?

>>86338227
>so fragile he defines it as audacity
Americans are so weak lmao

I own a Feed and Sneed store. I just bought the building off of another guy who was using it as some sort of house for anonymous sex (gay, I think). I believe with my impressive business acumen and market knowledge that I will be able to make it as a international competitor one day.

>>86338229
post your feet then

>>86337958
tippest of pips

>>86337482
>irishman
>140 iq

>>86338189
Well yeah. I wasn't meant to live anyway. My intestines were disorganized and my umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck five times when I was born. I shouldn't even be alive.

>>86338194
>not from a country that uses faggoty terms like "ivy league" and "redneck".
So then you're from some fifth world shithole that wishes its universities had half the prestige of ours

>>86338302
You'll get your shit together someday anon and make your parents proud. I believe in you.

>>86338238
>Then why did his Tonight Show gig fail?
Leno had been king for almost two decades, and his audience was not as receptive to Conan.
>Why are his ratings tanking?
Cable station and most of his followers did not go with him.

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>>86338238
IT WAS HIS TURN!!!

>>86338238
Dumb people like dumb things. Most people are dumb.

>>86337482
At least I didn't work on a shittt overrated show with lame jokes like
>IT'S A FEED & SEED STORE, BUT IT USED TO BE A BROTHEL LOLOLOL

>>86338345
No, we just aren't run by left leaning racist creeps. We don't dock asian geniuses marks because it might make a nigger sad.

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>>86338372
>tfw to intelligent to vote Republican

>>86337482
>So what have you done with your life?
Answer your own question, op.

>>86338372
>>86338435
If you're on 4chan you really shouldn't mock other peoples' intelligence.

>>86338464
I've done nothing. My life is drab and wretched by comparison. That's why I'm here, and that's why I'm trying to drag everyone down with me.

>>86338494
People on here generally have above average intelligence, just rock bottom social skills and typically high functioning Asperger's syndrome.

>>86337482
>128 iq (tested in school)
>averaged 85% in high school
>mental problems kept me from going anywhere in life
>crippling social anxiety/fear of the outside/literal aspie
>spend my days playing video games and watching media

N-nothing personnel kid..

>>86338118
The meme is 300k starting, retard

>>86338522
>trying to drag others down instead of using the same time to better yourself.

>>86338494
I'm actually too smart to function in the outside world

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>>86337482
>Makes millions making fun of Final Fantasy with Elijah Wood
Conan really is based

>>86338494
>>86338582
You don't actually believe this, right? If you think you're above-average, you're really not. You're just smart enough to realize your own mediocrity. You're Salieri, and Conan is Mozart.

>>86338565
Salieri would never be Mozart no matter how hard he tried.

>>86337482
>>succeeded david letterman as the funniest person alive

wrong

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>>86338616
>and Conan is Mozart.
BRRRRAAAAAAP

>>86338555
how many times do you repeat this to yourself every day?

>>86338616
Your average person can barely put together a coherent sentence. People on here can at least communicate in an eloquent manner. 100 IQ is nothing.

>>86338664
>doesn't capitalize or put punctuation
>makes up things

>>86337702
Yeah because they don't want to pay taxes and keep more money for themselves

>>86338118
hmu with a job through brownconnects g

>>86338688
I'm down on myself a lot. Maybe every time I'm not at my computer screen.

>>86338189
Nigga in the end, nothing matters.

>>86338653
>Faggots think Salieri wasn't an accomplished poser because of some meme movie

>>86337646
>people who succeed at the jew colleges and get told they're intelligent for being such a good little blue pill are consistently more left wing
hmmm....

>>86338715
>put punctuation

please stop embarrassing yourself

>>86338749
>le edgy juvenile teenage nihilism
It's ok, you're still in high school, you have time to turn your life around.

>>86338664
Non native English speaker here
What's the problem?

His stuff with Norm MacDonald is hilarious

>>86338548
>people on here have above average intelligence
yeah you keep telling yourself that

>>86338080
yes, except for the chinese. They're their because they're bankrolled by the Chibese gov

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>>86338653
Salieri lived a long, fullfilling life whilst Mozart died at the young age of 35 because of roids and lack of cardio.

>>86338189
>You had complete control over your destiny!
yes, I had complete control over whether I was born into a family of two harvard professors or not

>>86338942
Are we getting Conan on Norm's podcast?
We need him and Dennis Miller.

>>86338919
not understand the difference between people and peoples

>>86339133
not understand

>>86337482
>succeeded david letterman as the funniest person alive
american """humor""" top kek

>>86339056
Dude excuses lmao

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>>86339163
"""""""""""""""

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>>86338189

>DUDE LE BLUEPILL LMAO

>>86337482
>went to harvard
It's actually Harvard Driving School.

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>>86338494

>If you're on 4chan you really shouldn't mock other peoples' intelligence
>posted this on 4chan as well

>>86337482
Does he still drive a 1992 Ford Taurus?

I relapsed got violently sick on alchohol and pills and puked in my clothes. It's been days and it stinks. I can't care about anything. Getting out of bed seems like a monumental effort. Thanks for asking.
>>86338151

>>86338494
This, 2bqh.

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>got cucked out of a job by the same jew who is running CNN right now
>have one of the lowest ratings in late night
>can't compete with DUDE GAMES WITH CELEBS LMAO or DRUMPF IS LITERALLY HITLER LMAO

Honestly I'd rather be unemployed than have all that talent with nothing to prove

>>86339056
This. Your upbringing is everything in life. It's fucked up now that having a stable, non-divorced family, where the parents love each other and their children, is fast becoming a minority.

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>>86338548
>People on here generally have above average intelligence
we're all fucking grade A retards

>>86339198
Dude privilege lol

>>86338189
Not him, but quit being a cunt. There isn't a rule that every person has to try to be a celebrity or extraordinarily talented or whatever. There are stations in life for everybody.

>>86338189
Genes/luck/upbringing determine more than 99% of it. Then there's the fact that free will definitely doesn't exist.

The one solace for unlucky people is that in the end everyone has the same fate, regardless of what they "accomplished" in life, or didn't.

>>86337482
>140 IQ

There's your answer, he was genetically designed to succeed

>>86337646
Not more left-wing, more liberal in the classical sense. People need to stop confusing the two.

>Letterman
>Funniest man alive
Are Americans just not aware of anyone else but themselves?

>>86337482
>tfw the masturbating bear was always edited out of the show in my country
We still got Triumph though.

>>86344606
More like 100%

>>86338189
Fault/Blame is a retarded tier concept that has no meaning, your decisions are decided by:

Your intelligence :Genetics + environment
Emotions and beliefs: Genetics/environment

So?

Yes you can call it "fault" or whatever, it's still complete randomness like everything else, some get the short end of the stick, some don't

He also never really mentioned being a NEET or playing video games all day, that seems like your own projection

>>86338347
>Get your shit together

The fuck does that even mean?

Seriously I'm Italian and every time I speak with Americans I'm amazed by how superficial you guys are; as if everyone wants the same things from life, you people think as if individuals are all the same or as if there is an outside goal that everyone must reach, it's like you guys never stopped to think for one second.
Before interacting with Americans so much on the internet I thought that the thing about Americans being ignorant materialists was just a meme but apparently it isn't.

The way you view reality is like a 12 years old's, and the most dangerous thing about 4chan and other popular American sites is that your way of thinking or, to be precise of "not thinking" is poisoning many young men all over the world from otherwise cultured country, I'm lucky to be intelligent and have a personality but I'm seeing more and more Italians adopting retarded American concepts and ideals

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>>86337646
Not all college degrees are created equal.

>>86337482
>>86338219
>it's an anon idolizes entertainment monkeys episode
His job is literally listening to celebs prattle on about their babies or whatever while occasionally making a sarcastic remark. His "improv" consists entirely of acting like a moron/creep to random people who are unaware of his shtick. Wow, much highbrow.

>>86338345
>some fifth world shithole that wishes its universities had half the prestige of ours
Is this why you outsource all your jobs to fifth world shitholes like India and China?

>>86337482
You forgot, he was host of the Tonight Show!

>>86337880
Please stop posting like that

>>86338190
delete this

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Well. I'm better looking.

Got that going for me I guess.

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>>86338347
Why are they trolling /tv/? Are the green boards just too tough?

What is the source on his IQ anyway?

>>86338843
Because you mindless naive materialism is so much deeper, right?

>>86337958
Any more pictures of her? She's like a wood fairy to me, I've looked everywhere and found only a few pictures..

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>>86337736

>>86338548
>People on here generally have above average intelligence
Speak for yourself, looser.

>>86344521
>but quit being a cunt
do you know where you are?

>>86337561
where do you think we are?
also xv wasn't complete trash

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>>86337482
>the funniest person alive

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>>86337482
>Wasting that IQ on being a forgettable talk show host.
We should seriously start banning people with IQs over 138 from pursuing careers in the arts, (((banking))) or any worthless profession and just force them into the hard sciences. Their intelligence should benefit the whole of society and the future generations. What a waste.

>>86337736
Wuuuuuut

Dam she got fine

>>86344521

And some stations just are better than others.

>>86347430
Fuck the future generations.

>>86337482
When you stop comparing yourself is when you start becoming happy.

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>>86345201
>philosophy

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>is now a cuck reading jokes a whole staff of people wrote for him

>>86345313
yeah its called saving money retard aren't you supposed to be smart. if I can pay pujeet 40% less for only a 15% margin of product error I'm gonna fucking do it

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>>86338189
>>86337482
no no no dont get me into these thought patterns again i was way depressed for a long long time because ill always be a relative failure to what i want to be and im fucking lazy and unproductive too no matter how much i want to work hard

>>86348630
>implying there's any margin of error
>implying there's anything you can do that pajeet can't do better

>>86337561
so did conan
watch the full video

>>86337482
heh, you said cum.

>>86337482
ok

>>86348713
Why is it so hard for you to get up in the morning?

>>86338194
>>86338118
Nice larping faggot

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>>86343054
This is what they were talking about. This special friend here thinks he actually made a point.

>>86345313
Agree. He might enjoy his career, but it still is cheap and morally bankrupt

>>86337482
Carried on with this shit of being alive.

It's pointless btw, the human race won't last much longer no matter what we do.

>>86349141
its not hard for me to get up in the morning not sure where you get that from

my brain just protests after a minute of trying to be productive, im getting better though, normal people already "have it" but i have to kind of train it away through working very much, gotta grow those brain pathway gains through perpetual stimuli

>>86337482
It's no coincidence that the simpsons started it's long slide downhill as soon as he left.

>>86337561
ffxv is great faggot

>>86350592
It's shit.

>>86350013
Don't worry about how you measure up to other people; they're not your problem, and everyone has different talents, interests, and abilities in life. What matters is that you're making the most of your abilities.

>>86337893
Hey Leno

>>86343466
Holy shit, I thought the Japanese had shit taste with their anime/manga popularity polls but this is even worse.
Americans, what is your excuse for watching Jimmy Fallon?

I just want to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65bdeTxrAcw

He's not even particularly funny though is he really

>>86350791
That's EXACTLY why I worry, I don't compare m7yself to other people really, I compare myself to what I myself could/could have accomplished, that it can always be better etc. I think that among all the infinite timelines if I stack up myself against the different levels of success that I've had, that I in this universe would not be good enough and a disappointment. I feel that I have super high potential but it's wasted. Alternate timeline me no. 22288762 is already dictator of the world, meanwhile im jerking off thrice a day.

>>86343466
woah, I thought Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel is just one guy

>>86343466
how can he be so low? He is the best of them

>>86338080
you forgot affirmative action

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>>86351345

>>86337482
And yet he got completely outsmarted by Nathan Fielder in his own god damn show

>>86351345
Crazy to me that we can talk about death so casually on live TV.

>>86351747
I think "I need my diapy changed" is far more weirded

>>86351498
Worrying about "what could have been" is a waste of your time and energy. For you to achieve any kind of success you have to make mistakes and learn lessons, and some lessons take a long time for you to learn. You're worrying about things that you have no control over. When you make a mistake, reflect on it to see what you could have done differently. Don't reflect on how a better, alternate version of you could have avoided it in the first place. You sound to me like you think you've made mistakes in your life, but since you're not going to get that time back one way or another, worrying about what you could have done with it is a waste of time. Think of it as a lesson about what not to do with the time you have left, and get on with your life. That's all any of us can do.

Find out what your interests and abilities are by trying new things: sports, hobbies, activities, enroll in a class at a university or something, and look for ways to use those talents in your life. Along the way you'll meet people with similar interests, and you'll find these people help keep your interest in what you've chosen to do.

>>86338110
>Communications
hahahahaha

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>>86345177
I witnessed this post, anon. You will be remembered.

>>86345177
might good to remember mr boot nigger that you're on the asshole of the internet. You speak English so you're already in the upper percentile of your country, and you're coming here to shitpost with the worst that English speaking countries have to offer. And what a surprise you're unimpressed!

When I visited Italy all I did was sit in a dumpster and I was really surprised by all the tomato based garbage I saw. See how you like it you fucking faggot. There are more 115+ IQ Americans in America than there are all Italians. And you're all part eggplant so you're extra stupid to begin with.

Yell at strangers in the street some more you greasy fuck.

>>86338190

I am. Believe me or not, I'm quite happy to be it, and my life is quite good

>>86346214
https://youtu.be/AkSZGXmuvIo?t=131
seems to be a lost cause friend, we only have the video

>>86337482
>le half jew in hollywood
A real accomplishment.

>>86355660
back to redddit m8 no exceptions

>>86337646
Cuckholding really is more of an intellectual fetish, I wouldn't expect pol to understand

>>86337646
This

>>86355660
what the fuck are you talking about

>>86350481
t. virgin

>>86337702
>republicans are corporatist shills that manufacture consent by pandering to stupid and selfish people
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>86337646
Niggers and spics vote left too you fucking retard.

>>86356762
but you're a nigger you're just our nigger. and you would vote right if you were old enough wouldn't you?

>>86354955
>le asshole of le internet
This site is full of social rejects who are more likely to reject the idea of the American Dream than any other Americans. I can tell by how how pooper peeved you are that he really hit the mark.

>>86337736

HO, WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY?

>>86337977

Nothing gets my kike-sense more tingling than O'Brien

>>86338118
>Biochemical engineering
>only 100k

Shitty grades?

>>86337482

And yet Craig Ferguson was the better host with a better show.

>>86337936
Damn, Conan handled that T H O T like a champ.

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>>86338151

Hi Paul

>>86357402
>This site is full of social rejects who are more likely to reject the idea of the American Dream than any other Americans.
It's full of cuckservative children that parrot daddy. And "the American Dream" was a marketing scam to trick foreigners and poor people that they weren't being exploited. The point, which clearly went right over your eggplant ESL head, is that there are 4x as many Americans as Italians. There are literally more high-intelligence, professional, educated Americans that don't give a shit about idiot Americanism than there are Italians in the world. It's easy to find stupid examples from a group of people when there's 300 million of them and you're actively seeking out the dipshits.
>I can tell by how how pooper peeved you are that he really hit the mark.
What mark? An Italian called Americans stupid and complained about Materialism. I've been to Rome. Italians are some of the stupidest, most materialistic "white" cultures in the world. The irony is palpable.

>>86343164

Nah Brad Pitt uses it now

>>86357402
>the idea of the American Dream than any other Americans
Do you really believe that? The "American Dream" has been further ousted to the general public as a slogan simply to make immigrants and low class citizens take financially irresponsible risks.

>>86337482
>So what have you done with your life?
More, when you consider my potential and perceived potential, than Conan, a genius with an Ivy League education who, as you said, is noted for the masturbating bear.

>>86357726
actually 5x as many Americans

>>86358112
>make enough money that your great grandkids will be comfortable
>play a significant role in shaping the cultural landscape of the most powerful and influential country in the world for decades
what a loser

>>86358260
>>make enough money that your grandkids will be neurotic about their inability to measure up to your success, and too rich to value a dollar
>>play an easily-replaceable role in further degrading a dying medium in a ungovernably divided country that will already owe every dollar it makes for decades to come

ftfy

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>>86350481

Fuck you say?

>>86337482

>O'Brien was born on April 18, 1963 in Brookline, Massachusetts.[5] His father, Thomas Francis O'Brien, is a physician, epidemiologist, and professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School.[6][7][8] His mother, Ruth O'Brien (née Reardon), is an attorney and partner at the Boston firm Ropes & Gray.[9] He is the third of six children.

yeah he was groomed to be successful, try again with somebody who rose from nothing, and didn't got an advantage trough his family.
(his achievements are still impressive tho, won't deny that)

>>86337482
>admitted being depressed and taking medication for it after Robin Williams died

At least we got something in common

>>86337646
Right wing parties consistently have higher IQ though. I'm always a bit skeptical about IQ itself though. Sure it's very correlated to several "good life" indicators, but why not straight out use these indicators (which are virtually systematically in favor of right wing people btw).

>>86348015
just because philosophy is useless career/money wise doesn't mean people high IQ people don't study it

>>86358371
>trying this hard to be an annoying faggot
you die bitter and alone you know

>>86357726
>The point, which clearly went right over your eggplant ESL head, is that there are 4x as many Americans as Italians.
>talking in terms of sheer numbers instead of proportional representation
American """""education"""" everyone.

>The irony is palpable.
You mean the irony of posting this shit in a Conan dicksucking thread? Or the irony of using ESL as an insult when you barely even speak English

>>86338219
the fuck are you talking about
he's really not that funny. and his show is even less funny as are all late shows

>>86338749
I tried so hard, and got so far but in the end.....

>>86359403
>talking in terms of sheer numbers instead of proportional representation
It's funny because you clearly, again, fail to comprehend the point being made about seeking out availability heuristics of a giant sample size. Ignoring that Italy has basically all the same problems as America, but with even more corruption and even shittier education, just in terms of SHEER NUMBERS there are more smart Americans than there are Italians in the world. You only seeing stupid ones on your meme board is a reflection of where you are and what you do with your free time. Smart people aren't here.

>You mean the irony of posting this shit in a Conan dicksucking thread? Or the irony of using ESL as an insult when you barely even speak English
Eh mostly just the irony of a fucking old country mulignan trying to tell himself he's better than literally anyone. I use my second language to order food. You use your second language to function in the first world.

Cry more shitheel ;)

>it's an empirical fact that smarter people tend to be left wing
>N-NO BUT MUH JEWS! IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Glorious

>>86359753
>still talking about italians
no one's talking about Italy, buddy, we're talking about USA. that anon is long gone. can you not make arguments without resorting to ad homs?

>fail to comprehend the point being made about seeking out availability heuristics of a giant sample size
that's not at all what you said, and you repeated it again in this post. good job

>You use your second language to function in the first world.
nigga, I speak 4 languages. I use english exclusively for shitposting purposes. and I don't have to speak a foreign language to order fucking food. that is some cuck shit if I ever heard any

>Smart people aren't here.
I see. so that's what attracted you to this site

>>86337977
he isn't half jew you fucking neckbeard

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>>86337646
Daily reminder that leftists are just overgrown children.

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>>86360634
>can you not make arguments without resorting to ad homs?
A: The argument is inherently ad hom brah. Fucking kill yourself. It's shitposting about how entire countries are stupid.
B: I don't give a shit if that anon is gone or not that was the fucking conversation. You impotently demanding the goalposts be moved at your leisure isn't my fucking problem friendo.
>that's not at all what you said, and you repeated it again in this post.
Does this make more scents in your first language?
>good job
you get an A for effort.
>nigga, I speak 4 languages.
And yet here you are.
>I use english exclusively for shitposting purposes.
Sorry not sorry that you can't find entertainment in your gooksprecht.
>and I don't have to speak a foreign language to order fucking food.
because you speak the service languages dipshit.
> that is some cuck shit if I ever heard any
He said in English.
>I see. so that's what attracted you to this site
I'm guessing this also works better in the gookspecht but I was already implying that I'm not smart. Smart people aren't here. Glad you confirmed it on your end too lol.

>>86337482
nothing of that matters in the end though.

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>>86362204
>because you speak the service languages dipshit.
oh fuck

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>>86339056
This dude's parents were janitors.

>>86362204
wow son u r but angery. u should take a chill pill

>Glad you confirmed it on your end too lol.
don't recall doing that. I happen to think this site is great. you can find most honest, insightful, biting satire alongside some of the dumbest, most desperate shit on the internet. glad to know where you stand tho. kek

>make more scents in your first language
keking my ass off

>The argument is inherently ad hom brah
not every stereotype is ad hom. there's no smoke without fire and that anon was right on the money as far as a sizable chunk of americans are concerned. I know you americans live in your own bubble but you should know that most of the world views you this way. man, you should really get something for that inflamed anus of yours

>>86343466
How the fuck do Seth Myers, Trevor Noah and James Corden have so many viewers? Who the fuck watches them

>>86337736
This is now my waifu, She is mine this is an official declaration

>>86363857
>don't recall doing that.
why would you? If you understood how you project stupidity and insecurity you wouldn't do it now would you?
> I happen to think this site is great.
It's cancer and you're an idiot.
>keking my ass off
you're not Russian
>not every stereotype is ad hom.
And not every conversation is a fucking debate that needs autistic dipshits incorrectly falling back on fallacy fallacies when they're too buttblasted and incapable of anything else.
>there's no smoke without fire and that anon was right on the money as far as a sizable chunk of americans are concerned.
No shit.
>I know you americans live in your own bubble
Where are you? Where have you been? You know what American media and memes feed you.
>you should know that most of the world views you this way.
you should probably know a lot of stuff in all likelihood.
>man, you should really get something for that inflamed anus of yours
said the upset kid that clearly cant handle the bantz.
>y-you're no you're butthurt
why you be like this? I don't remember saying America wasn't also full of terrible cunts either. Honestly i dont give a shit anymore I can play pubg now get fucked literal kid. Post picts of your nips.

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>>86337736
someone post the vid with time stamp

>>86364742
these comebacks are getting increasingly weaker and more incoherent. I'd best leave before I cause a full-on anal fissure. toodles, anon

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>>86365253
oh yeah I totally checked out a while ago. Office is empty now you've served (you)r porpoise.

>>86337646
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>86337893
This

>>86337958
>>86337736
>>86346214
>>86355115
There are one more video of her and it is in YT.
But i won't share it because i love her too.

>>86337482
>140 iq
>wasted on being a """comedian""" and a talk show host

good for him I guess

>>86337561
>>86350780
ff xv is goat, fuck off

great guy

>>86337646
"""educated"""

What does magna cum laude mean, anyway?

>>86359215
you tell him, gurl!

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