>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER At least I'm not

>tfw you sit behind a Robbie Raper

>>86324755
it's good for my immune system

There's always a thing that shows some bitch texting, a dude answering his phone and a dude recording the film before the movie, and the guy who answers my phone is my hero. He is a god amongst men.

>tfw willy wanker

>>86324755
At least I'm not Bobby Back-row Blowjobber

Susie Seatkicker can suck my dick

>>86324755
>tfw everyone makes fun of you for being a shooting sam

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>Go see Dunkino
>Worlds loudest popcorn eater sitting a few seats away
>Ruins the first 30 minutes of the movie

>>86325778
When I saw the new Mummy movie there was this dumb bitch who was laughing the whole time at nothing

>>86325862
She was laughing at a shitty attempt at a Universal Monsters movie cinematic universe. If I had some /tv/ bros to go with me I'd do the same thing.

>>86325778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mKvb0W3Bk

>>86324755
Don't think that is much of a problem here, you have to have friends to text.

>>86325778
>seeing Dunkirk in kInoMAX
>person a few rows up has their phone out when the trailers are playing
>they take a picture of a trailer
>Dunkirk starts proper
>they take another photo of the opening scene
>thinking hard about what I can throw at them
>they put away their phone, thank god, so I don't do anything
>at the end of the movie and the lights come on, I see it's an old woman
>she was probably telling her grandkids what she was doing

I don't know what to feel anymore

Film ends and a bunch of clapping Connors stand up

>>86325949
We're not you're bros forgot. You have no bros

>>86325949
No, trust me, that wasn't it. My guess is she got blasted before coming in

>>86326045
>trap ASMR in recommended videos
kill yourself

>go to see dunkirk with my granpappy
>he's old as fucking shit
>he eats a popcorn
>gets stuck in his throat
>HACK HACK COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH
>just eats more popcorn
>"grandpa slow down on the popcorn, drink some water or something"
>"no no I'm fine"
>eats more popcorn
>COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACK COUGH COUGH
>We will fight them on our beaches, we will fight th-
>COUGH COUGH COUGH
woman next to him stood up at the end and said something like "you know you really ruined that movie for me"

my grandpa was so unaware he didn't even give a shit

>>86326279
Your grandfather sounds like a top tier troll

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>tfw Bigguy Bane tells you to change seats in the kinorium

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>Loud LaTonya keeps saying "OH NO HE DIDN'T" and "NUT UH GIRLFRIEND" and the dumb loud popcorn eater next to me is getting mad