>Hi welcome to Film Theory 101. Let's begin the first

Backdoor Sluts 9

>fuck you old man, I ain't watching Stagecoach

>that desk

Dude what the fuck

batman v superman dawn of justice

I minored film in college and I remember BTFOing all the plebs day 1 of film studies by dropping Berlin Alexanderplatz as my favorite film

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>>86314504
Huh.. my name is anon and I-I like Marvel movies

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>students get asked this question
>go through the list of all my favorite movies
>can't think of anything that doesn't make be look like a try-hard pseud
>my turn suddenly comes up
>accidentally blurt out Citizen Kane
>Professor says "Oh we got quite the film connoisseur among us"
>entire class laughs at me
>tfw have to drop course and give up on dream of being a great film director

>>86314504
No one actually asks this in film school. No one cares what films you like, they only care about teaching you what films to make i.e. the films they like.

What is a good answer?

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Heeeeey, my name's Stacy, aaaand *giggles coyly* I dunno what my favorite film is.. umm... like maybe Mean Girls? hahah

>whole class laughs
>you say "YAAAAS QUEEN" ironically
>everyone stops laughing and stares at you
>faces of disgust....
>.... faces of pity
>the camera pans onto your sweating face
>the Crub your Treblinka music plays loudly in your head

>>86314741
something that doesn't make you look like a pseud or a pleb

>>86314504
Terminator 2

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TDKR

>>86314741
"tie xi qu west of the tracks, at 75% speed"

>>86314726
film school teacher here, stfu I ask this every semester

>>86314839
why do you like torturing your students?

>>86314504
> Allright
> I don't have a favorite film

>>86314726
I've had this exact situation happen to me in a few of my classes at uni and I don't even do film studies so you're definitely wrong

>>86314726
if your film class has a tutorial group I can guarantee this will be asked

>>86314839
whats the most patrician answer ever given?
>>86314942
what answer do you usually give?

>>86314973
>whats the most patrician answer ever given?

L'ascension du chevalier noir.