>get sent on a literal mission from God to preserve the Bible

>>86301708
God's an idiot if he didn't just give him a Bible to look after

>>86302162
He did, but some guy steals it at the end of the movie. It's braille so he's fucked

>>86302192
Then he's an even bigger idiot for giving him a Bible which nearly noone else can read, he's also an idiot for not just gifting the world thousands of bibles that perfectly relay his wished

>Christian-themed movie
>Nigger protagonist
Who exactly is this supposed to appeal to?

>>86302361
Doesn't count because he can't tell he's a nigger.

>30 years after a nuclear war there are no bibles left
fucking stupid premise

Why would god preserve a book that's been modified like crazy over a thousand years

>>86301708
If you're not cripplingly autistic you'd realize that they printed more than one copy of it, and the movie only showed one copy being put on a shelf in their library.

>>86302482
Fucking kek.

>>86302361

black people are very religious

>>86302740
Can you use EBT at cinemas though?

>>86301708
the mission was to preserve it not to make people believe

>>86301708
WHy the fuck is there Mila Kunis at the end? I bet it was added last minute by the producers because the film was good. Why not capitalize on this and push that cunt a role in the next episode that never happenned.

>>86302894
Thats ludicrous

>>86302541
They were all burned after the war.

So presumably a bunch of Liberal fedoratards got bitchy that Muslim France and England used nuclear weapons but didn't want to admit it was Islam's fault.

>>86302361
Christcucks are the source of the "we're all equal" bullshit that is tearing civilization apart.

>>86303054
You seem to be having trouble understanding what metric "equality" is being measured in Christianity.

I presume you're not an idiot so I would suggest you elaborate on it.

Hopefully you're not as dishonest as the "Equality of outcome" individuals.

>>86303054
>equality before the law is bad

No retard, it's identity politics that is hurting civilization.

>>86303054
Paul came up with that shit, not Jesus. And strictly speaking Christendom never adopted it, tolerance and all that shit came from the renaissance

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Sequal when?

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>>86303054
you're a fucking idiot

>>86302361
People who don't put their own prejudice before the truth that scripture presents. So in other words, actual Christians, and not people to whom the faith means little more than another means of elevate oneself over others.

>>86304525
*elevating, my mistake.

>>86302252
lol, you seem upset

>>86302361
denzel is one of the few church going christians in hollywood

I think it took him 30 years get there because he had to read and memorize a dozen books as a braile bible would not be a single book.
The one he carried was the last one.

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You don't know it was the Christian God protecting him.

>>86302740
because they have lowest iq

>>86304525
>people to whom the faith means little more than another means of elevate oneself over others

Like all those politicians that pretend to be christian while practising prejudice?

>>86302652
And modified again by blind black guy.
You know he slipping in a bunch of verses. That's why it's called The Book of Eli.

>And the Lord said behold the Chicken I have promised to the man of color. And there was much rejoicing.

>>86307247
>And there was much rejoicing.
[unenthusiastic] hooray

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>>86307356

>>86307247
>and the lord said that the black were kings and the true rulers of mankind

>>86307356
>>86307505
Hooray™ is brought to you by Footo, the Wonder Boot Exploder

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Fun fact: The former Editor-in-chief of PCGamer, Gary Whitta, wrote the script to this movie. He also wrote 'After Earth'.

>>86302361
Jesus said to spread the good word to all corners of the earth.

>>86302252
It ended up with the very same people who'll restart culture and information.

>>86303779
You don't know what you're talking about. So remain silent about what you do not know.

>>86308102
Then he's a great guy. I liked them both.

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>>86303680
It's almost like identity politics are a result of multiculturalism which is inherently dysfunctional for a society.

>>86309628
not an argument
arguments require people, places, events, time, and circumstances.

>>86309211
Typical kike

>>86309721
Multiculturalism is a result of Socialism, which is a product of the Enlightenment Athiests.

>>86309860
He wasn't a typical kike since he said gentiles are equal to jews. This is why a typical kike killed him.

>>86302740
how do blacks and white liberals who hate christianity reconcile then?

>>86303002
>They were all burned.

That is fucking stupid. There is a bible in every single hotel room and according to Barna Research, there is an average of 4.7 bibles per household in the US

>>86310140
>This is why a typical kike killed him.

Romans were typical kikes?

>>86310140
He was controlled opposition

>>86310328

>4.7 bibles per household in the US

Bwuhahahaha, secular society my fucking ass.

>>86310363
They obeyed the kikes and killed Christ over nothing.

No better than the Military and ((Special Interests)).

>>86301708
>>"Alright, we got a Bible. Now let's stick it on the shelf with all the other sky fairy crap, lol."

I think they were going for a Canticle for Leibowitz preservation of knowledge feel

>>86310363
Pilate didn't want to sentence him to death, but the Sanhedrin insisted

>>86308102
He also co-wrote Rogue One

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>people shitting on a good movie because of its christianity themes
>people shitting on a good movie because denzel washington is a nigger

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movie was stupid and god is a superstition.

>>86310926
The Sanhedrin was a Roman-controlled satrap, the vast majority of Jews hated him and hated what the Temple Mount and the priesthood had been coopted for. It's analogous to how most Saudis don't like being put in jail or beheaded for drinking and fucking, but the government making all of those laws is kept in power by the GOTUS for mutual benefit.

>>86309211
I mean, if Jesus existed, he was black. That's just a guaranteed historical fact.

>>86310233

white liberals spend 0 time with blacks, need to preserve the delusion.

>>86310926
>the Jews made me do it!

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>>86312395
>reddit spacing
>muh strawman
>muh projection

>>86312225
>blacks in the middle east

>>86312686

>reddit spacing

This meme needs to stop

>>86312854
It was here before you in one shape or another. It'll be here after you. It's here to stay. Stop bitching and adapt to it nigger.

>>86313739

I was here before Reddit was aborted into reality, you dickshit.

>>86310233
Becuase the left seems more empathetic superficially but blacks are actually much more traditionally valued but the right is socially retarded for some reason, they could easily take all the minorities and Muslims etc by appealing to family values but they are fucking retarded

>>86302361

Believe it or not american blacks used to be super strong baptists at one point. There's still a lot of religious ones.

>>86302652
The dead sea scrolls dispelled this argument 60 years ago and yet it still gets parroted. I physically crige every time I read ignorance like thos.

>>86303054
This. Christcucks have been exposed and are squirming and damage controlling now.

>>86312854
stop using reddit formatting and it does you faggot ass redditor

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>>86302361
jesus was black.

>>86302361
If it was a white guy he would have died in the first 3 years

>>86302252
But then it wouldn't be the book of eli

>>86314931

I was doing it first, Reddit are using MY formatting and I'm too autistic to just stop now.

>>86314937

Jesus was a rastafarian?

>>86315313
rastafari is a christian religion based around the belief that the second coming of jesus christ already happened

>>86309806"
Remain silent, say nothing and suppose not an iota.

>>86310363
>denying literal gospel

>>86311920
Says the guy who believes in magical big bangs, abiognensis and evolution. None of which has ever been proven by the way.

>fedora tippers don't understand the importance of the bible

I can understand being an atheist but I can't understand being this retarded

>>86314189
>Believe it or not american blacks used to be super strong baptists at one point.

They still are.

>>86315575

>was written 300 years after alleged events
>not even contemporaneous
>literal

keke

>>86307247
>Behold the pucci of all colors and ages, all this your Lord provides to the man of color.

>>86310233
Liberals give blacks a pass on everything, what else is new

>>86315601

>evolution hasn't been proven

You have to be 18 to post here, sonny.

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>>86313903
The right are stupid fucks who don't understand communal compatibility or strategy. There's not art in their war.

>>86302361
Black people are some of Christianity's most ardent followers.

>>86306291
I'd fuck her. In the butt though, don't want any halfricans nigging about.

>>86315804
That's the thing, evolution has never been proven.

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>>86302361
Black people are extremely religious

>>86316048

Of course it has, even the Catholic Church accept this, stop being retarded.

>>86316366
>Catholic Church.

Oh I'm sorry, was that supposed to silence me?

Once more, Evolution has never been proven.

>Sky fairy crap

bips ledora

>>86316856
This entire argument boils down to semantics. You can't conclusively prove a theory because new evidence means it may either be disproven or (more likely) adjusted to account for the new information. By the same token, Newton's "theory of gravity", and Einsteins "theory of relativity" have never been conclusively proven either, but they are the theories most consistent with observable phenomena.

>>86303054
all people are equal before god.

That kinda goes without saying if your concept of god is one of omnipotence, righteousness and wisdom way above mankind.

>>86317208
You can prove gravity. Jump off of a building, viola gravity. To say otherwise is stupid. You witness gravity at work. Evolution would require you to provide as it happened evidence. You can as it happen prove gravity anytime of any day. Drop a hammer onto your balls. Viola, gravity. As it happen proof of evolution would be genetic and skeletal proof of the first instantiation of the allele frequency unto its latest success, namely anything alive today. So that's a billion years of day to day reading of all life showing each one becoming less what it was and more of what it was to become, its successor species. All you ever had was conjecture, make believe, fantasy. And yet you're audacious enough to make light of us being made. Jokes.

>>86317628
jesus christ you sound stupid. but i'll give you some credit, and say maybe you are saying that while evolution can be proved in a matter of days, or minutes in a variety of different forms, which someone as studied as you seem to be would know, it's much harder to trace particular lineages like the line from water breathing aquatic life form to man today. But that doesn't mean evolution doesn't exist or can't be proven, it just means the details may not be entirely correct. And still, with the information we currently have today, the theories are the best interpretation of that thus far. Idiot

>>86301708
There was already a Bible in the library, only without the Christian fanfic: the Torah.

>>86317966

If anything, the bible would be a fanfic of the torah. Way to sound stupid, Anon.

>>86317794

I think it's pretty clear he's just shitposting.

>>86314719
The DSS also contain apocrypha.

>>86317794
Try as hard as you may, the truth is unbeatable by you. Evolution has never been proven. The only sure fire way to prove it would be for you to use a time machine and to collect biological data on all life from then to now, both genetic and skeletal. There is literally no other way. And don't get me started on your magical amino acid that self created then chose exclusively solely left handed molecules unto proteins and eventually DNA. You atheist are insane and you're liars to boot.

>>86318048
No, just the NT

>>86318167

>stubbornly insists he is right
>tries to shift topic
>uses scorn to get a response
>confirmed for shitposting

You'll get more (You)s if you shitpost in some Richard Dawkins Youtube comments. I'm not feeding shit poor bait like this.

>>86301708
What pissed me off was that they gave him a KJV, a mutilated, mistranslated Bible. Why not use a Catholic or Orthodox Bible instead? Too Protestant-centric.

>>86318545
Show us evidence of every precursor to all that now lives, and we want both genetic and skeletal proof. From goo to our selfsame day you'll have to provide testable, observable, proof.

>>86318545
>>86318879
But you'll fail because there was never any proof. That's why I despise atheist. Never a lick of observable testable facts and yet you animals would make fun of this movie? You Disgust me!

>>86303002
With an estimated 100,000,000 scattered around any single given us military base.

>>86318715
Its legitimately the best Bible for turning on a population of rabble to Christ though because its the most beautiful. Also its the first ever Bible so who cares if its not a great translation because everyone on the planet has forgotten what Christianity is pretty much.

>>86301708
>Alright, we got a Bible. Now let's stick it on the shelf with all the other sky fairy crap, lol."
They just shelved one of the copies...