"If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"

Marry soup.

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>>86296750

YOU DO NOT MARRY FOR LIKE YOU MARRY FOR LOVE YOU IGNORANT IGLUCKOPOTAMUS!!!

He makes excellent arguments

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>You'll never understand comedy that's so deep you have to analyze the manuscript to get the jokes

>>86296750
KNOCK KNOCK

>>86297907
WHO'S THERE

Season 3 when?

>>86298066
Probably soon if people keep talking about it so much.
And it'll suck, too.

>>86296750
this line isn't clever

>>86296750
Because I'm married to justice

>>86298412
t. brainlet R&M fan

>>86298746
"Fuck you, you beaky nigger."

>>86298781
Oops, meant to reply to OP. My bad.

>dude le randum show with intentionally bad content! so funny XD!

This show is rick and morty levels of reddit

>>86298824
you're mom is reddit, fag

>>86298796
I'm the OP

>>86298796

You're a sweetheart, there's never a need to apologize

>>86296750
"As you said, the relation between me and soup is platonic"

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is xavier a jew? i dont get it

>>86296750
>ripping off Peewee this much
>inb4 Peewee is pedo
you watch cartoons your argument is invalid

>>86299461
no, he just wants the holocaust reparations money

>I'm already married to justice

>>86299564
so yes?

DUDE CHRISTIANS ARE SO DUMB THEY HATE SCIENCE AND THINK GOD CAN MAGICALLY HEAL PEOPLE LMAO
DUDE CHRISTIANS ARE SO DUMB LOOK AT THIS LADY EXPLAIN HOW THE BIBLE IS PLAYING OFF THEIR INSECURITIES BECAUSE SHE'S TRANSLATING THE GORILLA SIGN LANGUAGE LMAO
DUDE REDNECKS ARE SO EVIL AND DUMB THEY BEAT UP PEOPLE FOR LOOKING DIFFERENT LMAO

Unload your troubles onto me, even if they are hard to swallow. I am used to swallowing huge loads

>>86299573
Only a blind chick would marry you

>>86299621
So justice, right?

>>86298674
Only a blind girl would marry you

>>86298824

X:RA has much more witty dialogue.

Chomsky honk!

>>86298824
Perhaps GoT is more your speed, little buddy

>>86299461
It is a phone number but the guys who were beating him up thought he was in the holocaust and that's why they apologized profusely and left.

>>86299621
>>86299718
Oh fuck I never got that.

>>86300926
Justice is actually blindfolded, not blind
And even then only half the time depicted as blindfolded
So you are forgiven

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>cutting himself with occam's razor
>occam's razor says that the argument with the least assumptions wins
>cutting himself out because he made the most assumptions
I have truly ascended beyond these metaphysical psyches

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"What doth life"
>the /tv/tard begins to chuckle
"Ooh, frittata"
>the /tv/tard laughs out loud, spewing tendies crumbs all over his desk
"Chompsky honk"
>the /tv/tard can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
*character gets beat up*
>The /tv/tard starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"TASTE THE PAIN"
>the /tv/tard's heart explodes and he dies

>>86299534
>Peewee is pedo
Who is saying this?

>>86299601
>tfw with this post you realize you can break out of the totality of /pol/ thought when you make the connection that all of these people with insecurities and lack of connection to the real world all share the same structure in which their environment is poor and their isolation has led to over-valuing of strong but unchanging relationships
>tfw with this realisation you also realize that those in urban populated centers where the structure is rich and memories are shared by at least one other person, the relationships are decentralised ending up only with products having any social merit which has lead to the value of consumerism and eventually why people just want to value lmao communism
>tfw the system of belief of identity politics has been revealed to you through making a connection with a poorly rendered 1500 triangle count house and the strawman inhabitants
So... this is.... the power of /tv/

>>86299601
We don't cotton to weirdos like you around these parts.

What doth life?

>>86301169
nary a word

>>86299152
wrong.

I was surprised to find myself emotionally moved, when Xavier had his father's crystal stolen in Squatopia and was trying to get it back. Poor guy had a tough life, all he wants to know is what it doth?