>mfw just found out a friend got done for not having a tv

>>86279002
wat?

>>86279002
yeah, me, and i can

>>86279002
Got away with it for a year at uni. Never responded to any calls or letters and left no forwarding address when I left. Easy

>>86279002
>do you know anyone who thought they could get away with it?

Here's a quick way to sort it:

>send letter back saying no TV here
>£50 invoice back for your response letter time and materials

>>86279002
I wish we bad that rule, but we love TV almost as much as dem guns.

>>86279002
charged in magistrates court or just the letter? if it's the letter hes fine

>>86279002
Holy shit this is real.

You have to pay to have a tv.

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>tfw we didn't have a teakettle license for years without getting caught

>>86279200
you have to pay to watch terrestrial tv, or you can just get a skybox

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>>86279106
the police inspected his accommodation, they know there's a tv
>>86279168
he was charged in court

>>86279314
hahaha, did he have to appear?

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>tfw don't have a toilet license

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>>86279334
yeah he had to turn up at the court and everything

>>86279002
>be british
>kms because im british

>>86279002
Fucking eurocucks can't even watch their propoganda on how good Muslim cum tastes without getting arrested.

>television that we think is /almost/ good enough to voluntarily pay for

>>86279451
fucking kek. what colour was his suit?

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>>86279002
If you can prove that you don't watch TV on it, you can get away with it.
Simple as that, i did it many times

>>86279546
You better have a suicide license or your next of kin will be jailed.

>>86279395
>tfw don't have an oxygen license

I'd totally be fine with a TV licence if it meant my city had more than 3 OTA channels (two of which are analog), and our national broadcaster (CBC) actually...you know...broadcast.