>look like meat is back on the menu boys how did they

>>86270394
They play alot of video games

>>86270394
Did you see the fucking larder at Isegnard
Their rough, gritty military is just a front for fine orcish society.

>>86270394
>boys

Were they really boys though? isn't it a bit bad to send boys to war? no wonder they were all so scared.

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Why didn't the eagles just fly Dr. Pavel to the high ground?

>>86270863
Bane would have crashed them

>>86270811
>calling orcs "boys"

HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT?

>>86270394
m-maybe they have taverns

>>86270394
>meat
W-what kind of meat were they referring to?

Real orcs used to be elves. Some retain memories, and probabally had a wolf meat cafeteria all set up around the back isengaurds orcforge.

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>>86271920
HOL UP HOL UP

>>86271920
Elves are vegan

>>86270394

>See cave trolls in the first hobbit having a /ck/ discussion about how to prepare the dwarves they just caught
>how did they know about menu?

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>>86270394
Saruman believed in providing nutritious meals for his troops with a diverse menu
heck these bastards have to run miles every bloody day so ya got to feed 'em

>>86270863
shitposting is evolving

>>86270394
the only michelin star given outside of elven restaurants was to a small uruk-hai bistro

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>>86270394
They love mid 90s BTCC in Mordor.

>>86273014
WE ONLY HAD MAGGOTY BREADS FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS

>>86270394
orks have restaurants too you racist peice of problematic shit

>>86270394
what was aragorns spaghetti policy?

>big bad is Sauron
>right hand man is Sauronman