>Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst

leave Sauron to me

>>86261281
You really expect normons to understand that?

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>>86261281
hey, i get that reference!

>>86261369
literally unwatchable garbage

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>>86261362
>hey, i get that reference!

>>86261561
Star Trek is not the same as the other three. It's more of a soap opera in a science fiction setting. The others are fantasy epics.

>>86261561
Nerd """culture""" is the product of a late (((capitalist))) conspiracy.

>>86261369
what happened there? Why did they get stuck

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>>86261838
Bifur, who is stuck to the orc, has some shit in his head.

>>86261955
so I guess he was Jackson's self-insert

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>>86261369

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>>86261281
That entire scene was a fucking shame

>>86261369
how do you make the fellowship of the ring and then make this. I just can't comprehend how Jackson and the studio allowed this to happen. What the fuck

>>86262060
lel

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>>86262178
>"Oy Vey, Mr Jackson, we've been hearing rumours you plan to make the Hobbit in two parts and not three?"
"Yes, it's a short childrens book"
>"Oy Gevalt, what a holocaust, Mr Jackson, we are missing out on a third film worth of shekels here"
"It'll be hard to make the source material last two films, let alone 3"
>"A shoah, right here in my office, remember the 2 billion, Mr Jackson, we demand you make stuff up, invent new characters, show popular characters from Lord of the Rings, lots and lots of CGI"
"Yes, my chosen one"
>"One last thing you Goy animal, we hear the dragon has 4 legs... it only needs 2 to walk, many shekels will be saved"

>>86261369
>>86262074
Absolute undiluted kino

>>86262228
>we hear the dragon has 4 legs... it only needs 2 to walk, many shekels will be saved
Damn did they really do this? Has Skyrim ruined dragons in all media forever?

>>86261561
I didn't realize people wore these irl until I saw it in person. Weirdly enough it was a scruffy looking black guy, like you couldn't tell if he was dirty from working a manual labor job or dirty from his lifestyle she just not caring anymore

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>>86262269
normans don't understand aesthetics, they are worse than pigs
actual dragons will never make it in mainstream media, only shitty wyverns without any gravitas

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>>86262364
>here comes the dragon dildo fag

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>>86262583
>here comes the actual fag

>>86262583
>here comes the frog dildo fag

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>>86261369
We could've had another great fantasy trilogy instead we got...this.
Well, first movie was solid, but the rest
>mfw

>>86263049
I thought the second Hobbit movie was the best
The third one just tried to go for overkill

But the forest segment in the desolation of Smoug was just so good

>>86263951
Lee Pace literally did the perfect job portraying the Elf King. He was a scummy guy who just wanted 'muh gems' just like Feanor.

>>86262364
what pisses me off is that in the trailer Smug has 4 legs

>>86261369
Did Jackson have a stroke? Or did he just stop caring completely?

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>>86261281
>It takes him 60 or so years to get north

>>86264101
I mean it is really difficult with the dragons, do they have:
> two legs, two arms, and a pair of wings on their back
> four legs, and a pair of wings on their back
>two legs, two arms with wings
>four legs, but anterior two of them are winged
nobody could answer that question

>>86264345
dragons have 4 legs and 2 wings
wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings
wyrms have 4 legs and no wings

and there's more variations I don't remember

>>86261369
Literally what the fuck.

>>86261281
>Go North, by which I mean West because there's fuck all North of here but more dragons and then more fuck all and then snow, find the Dunedain, who I know you're intimately familiar with because we both remember the entire history of mankind. There is a ranger among them, you should meet him, he's ten years old so he's still living in Rivendell. His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you. He will be known in a little shitburg town you'll never visit as Strider, I'm not telling you his real name but it rhymes with Arathorn and he's the only ten year old human in Rivendell, probably. Legolas, your mother loved you, which of course you know because you spent thousands of years together and as we're empathic elves I don't think we're capable of not loving our children, but maybe in AD&D or Warhammer or something we'll look like assholes.

>>86264147
We will live long enough to see the technology to change the race and gender of any character of any movie.

>>86261369
le quirky funny dwarfs XD

got what a fucking trainwreck the hobbit trilogy was

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The world is changing.

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>>86262074
Reminder that you can thank the mysterious green men for this scene

>>86263049
Hobbit should've been one movie.

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>>86265726
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

ENOUGH FUCKING GAME OF THRONES THREADS

>>86261281
>Legolas goes North
>ends up in the Withered Heat with a bunch of dragons
>goes West instead to find the Dunedain
>Arathorn's son isn't among them
>goes to Rivendell
>there's no Strider, just an 11yo human kiddo
>goes back to Mirkwood
>"Fuck you dad"

>>86261281
threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk

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>>86261369
Is this a Hobbit deleted scenes thread?

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>>86261561
i hope people who wears shit like this get incurable cancer.

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>>86262074
>this is a puny half-nandor half-avarin elf from the late 3rd Age.
If Hackson ever does a Silmarillion movie he'll have Feanor doing some Superman shit.

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>>86261369
Jackson is a fat useless fuck.
So fucking egotistical and clueless.
He was reigned in hardcore during lotr but with hobbit, that hack had carte blanche to just do whatever his faggot mind fancied.
t. Kiwi that knows people who work for weta

>>86267036
talented little twink

>>86266927
why did it glue together?

>>86262178
basically he had no fucking time to make the movies since del toro quit and he had then had to meet his deadlines
he literally admitted to making the script up as he went along

as for shitty scenes like >>86261369 that's always been something Jackson's done, it's just that a lot of it got cut out of LOTR. I remember reading that elf chick Aragon loved was meant to show up at Helms Deep and do matrix fighting shit

>>86266943
Can you imagine being one of those white girls standing there watching this? how could any of them ever be attracted to whites after his, the simply learn in school blacks are superior in every way

>>86266964
but why

>>86266964
>make wall
>completely disregard wall
hmmm

>>86264508
Pardon my autism, but the general classifications are:

>4 legs, 2 wings: western Dragon
>2 legs, 2 wings: Wyvern
>4 legs, no wings: drake
>4 legs, no wings, long slender body: eastern dragon
>2 font legs, no or small wings, long slender body: lindworm
>no legs, no wings, long body, terrestrial: Wyrm
>No legs, no wings, Gills, fins, Aquatic: sea serpent
>No legs, 2 wings: Amphiptere

>>86261561
>mixing fantasy and sci-fi
Literally cancer.

>>86261369
why did they make dwarves look like hobbits in The Hobbit trilogy?

>>86266871
What is the fuck are the dwarves firing?

>>86268768
I think they're supposed to be big rotating arrows with a couple of slingshots attached with ropes to act as a shield.

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>>86266927
So orc man couldn't just punch that dwarf's body from his head and ascend to become this.

>>86267077
it was more guillermo del toro's fault the movies went to shit

>>86261281
Is that Lucius Malfoy?

>>86267036
>CHIM
lel

>>86267077
the fat fuck had years of pre production on the lotr before a single scene was shot everything was planned.

he literally was brought in to direct the hobbit just as they began shooting. he fucking made the movies up as he went.

>>86262269
It's a joke in reference to the whole 'Smaug isn't a dragon he's a wyvern now' drama that was going on on /tv/ during the release of the movie

>>86262228
I am so happy this pasta lives on.

>>86266927
What's wrong with the color in this webm?

>>86266871
That was awesome