>Hey, anon. Watch a film with me on my laptop Low quality

>>86261007
biiiiiiiiiccckkkkkkkeeeeee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccck

>>86261007
Okay Jodelle but only if you get Two to join us.

>not enjoying 1366x768 kino

too busy smelling to watch anyway

>>86261007

That's fine. She probably puts out.

only if I can lick the keyboard

>>86261007
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>86261007
Yeah absolutely. Id watch an upscaled 8 bit movie with her on that laptop if she asked. If you manage to watch more than 5 minutes of a movie on a couch, under blankets with a girl without fucking her, you're a cuck

>>86261007

who the fuck cares when you can cuddle with a qt while watching

this is why you're a virgin

>>86261138
aiyyy!
id be smellin the busy too

>>86261114
>not 1440x900
It's like you want to stay a virgin.

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>>86261007
>implying I'd be paying attention to the screen in any capacity and not trying to work my way into resting my head on her stomach and inhaling deeply

>>86261007
Wow she's such a nerd HAHA

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>>86263309

>>86261007
>>86263466
Give me the punani

I did this multiple times with a girl and I'm still a virgin. Fucking kill me hahahah

>>86264187

Are you overweight?

>>86261007
Remind me again, what race is she?

>>86261007
This one hits a little too close to home. At the end of a date a girl played an episode of Futurama with her laptop on a couch and under a blanket. I didn't make a move so she played another episode (we'd agreed on just one before I would go home); I started to put my arm around her, got scared and kept the motion going till I could stuff my hand behind the couch. I kept that uncomfortable twisty position for the rest of the episode so it'd look like I meant to do it.

My girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me and we would do this almost every night :'(

Mpc not wmp dumb bitch.

>>86261007
>>86263466
I've seen her dick.

>>86265481
Post it

>>86261007
>having stickers on your laptop
Do people actually do this?

>>86265209
C U C K
U
C
K

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>>86265481

>>86264187
>>86265209
I don't understand how anyone can be a virgin while trying not to be. Just use Tinder and be upfront with your intentions.

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>>86265537
Cute nerdy girls do

>>86265662
I'm afraid of fucking up and embarassing myself. I also live in a relatively small town so people see each other a lot

>>86265087
A white man was cucked

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>>86265742
>>86265662
And qt nerdy boyz

>>86265087
inuit/french/english

>>86265537
I put a shell on mine so I can start over if I want

>>86265742
holy shi--

she likes windows?! YASSSSSSS

>>86261007
Don't you know anything about viewing Patrician kinos you turboPLeb?! You know what? I gotta go .

>>86265742

>Cute nerdy girl
>Felicia Day
>cute

hahahaha

>>86266933
>girl