so why did Ron settle down with literal used goods?, couldn't

Hermione was a virgin

>>86245914
snapes was banging that just about every night

>>86245628
>Accusing Victor krum of not being a proper gentleman

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>>86245628
He was a quidditch hooligan.
He probably got it up to the tought of drinking VIktor's semen.

>>86245628
victor krum was bulgarian not hungarian you imbecile

>>86245914
she spent the summer between goblet of fire and order of the phoenix with Viktor and his family

>>86246397
whathever, they all look the same, like angry looking slavs

>>86245628
Settle? No one else would take him except another one of the actors in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86245628
Because she's the only character to like his wand.

>>86246405
She would never engage in coitus outside of wedlock

Because he's a fucking Weasley. All those freaks do is collect used shit nobody wants.

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>>86246108

This is true, it's documented in Witch Trainer, which is canon as far as I've heard.

>>86245628
The real question is why he didn't stay with Lavender brown? In the books, she is supposed to be a curvy blonde. Plus she is super into him.

(Also as an aside, I noticed in the movies they made her uglier - probably to not show up Hermione)

does anyone else think emma thotson peaking during movie 2 and then went downhill

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>>86246397
>victor krum was bulgarian

>>86247502
For me, it was movie 3 (PoA).

That part when she bends over the pumpkin patch :)

>>86246640
It's just not the same without a pic to go along with the pasta

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>>86245628

better? he already pegged someone far above his station with her, used goods of viktor or not. the guy was a colossal faggot

>>86247502

truth. sorry, thought i had better screenshots

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>>86247463
>I noticed in the movies they made her uglier
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E0hmwfVRkg
>?

>>86247463

>In the books, she is supposed to be a curvy blonde

Why must you turn our autistic containment chamber into a house of lies?

>>86246397
Victor was Japanese.

>>86246640
>forgetting the image
Utter disgrace. You're a shame to the dullestfranchise poster

>>86246397
usually wouldn't say this, but literally the same shit

>>86245628
>the hungarian quidditch player banged hermione.
I heard Chadislav Thunderdzich is like a bottle of evian.

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>>86245628

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

>>86246108
>Hymeneus restoriousus!