Why did it score so low in reviews? I felt this movie was brilliant

it wasn't a remake of anything

>googles

sorry it wasn't a remake of something anyone remembers

>>86230778
You have even lower standards than most movie critics, and I say that not having seen the film.

they weren't wearing capes

>>86230778
Judging from its box office nobody watched it.
Also the third act is kind of messy but not enough to ruin the overall movie.
It needed more advertising

>>86230815
My mother was a big fan of the original show but even she didn't like the movie.
They also fucked up and translated the movie title differently from the original show title.

>>86230778
Third act is pretty awful but it was pretty entertaining.

I was surprised it flopped so hard considering how well Kingsman did.

>>86230823
Why? How can you say this having not seen the film? Did the trailer put you off or something?

>>86230965
The critics don't like something that you like. This means that there was some inherent quality to this something that was beyond their appreciation due to obtuseness or bias, or your standards are lower than theirs. It's almost always more like the latter than the former.

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Almost every critic that gave it a negative review was high on "muh style over substance". We need to remember that critics are not super-intelligent, intrepid pioneers that percieve and judge films on a higher level than ordinary people. They are simply people who have been given a platform to echo their opinions through various, dubious means. The Man from Uncle was a great film, masterly crafted and pieced together by Guy Ritchie, brought to life by the charisma and admirable acting of both Cavill and Hammer, and jolted with steroids by Daniel Pemberton.

Critics themselves feel like they have to adhere to specific rules to be considered "proper" critics, and "style over substance" is one of these rules.

>>86230778
Ritchie deservers mad props for making the storming castle scene a short, tight montage.

Best scene in the film.

>>86231174
My favorite scene was when the East German mechanic girl gets drunk on vodka and tackles the Russian breaking all the furniture and then the moment builds up to her falling into a kiss but passes out.

>>86231174
I still wish it had been done normally, but that's the pleb in me talking