Well Gosh dang it, yall reckon my old friend Samuel Shepard Rogers

Well shooooot. I tell yall hwat.. i could watch his scene of his from Mud™ all dang day. Just listening to good ol Sammy rambling about

do americans really talk like this?

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These are for you, Sam. See ya in the next one.

>>86216087
Only in the south

>>86215401
kek

Dang flabbit

fucking drugs man seriously

>>86215401
alright alright alright

>>86216087
No, they don't.

>>86215401
Sam Shepard moved on?

>>86215401
Gosh dammit. From what?

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>>86215401
I kinda like this

>>86215401
>I am from the South
>which part, the 1800s?

>Sammy got popped?

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>>86215401

>well hot diggety doo yall be tellin me right naw that ol man Samuel Shepard is laying six feet under this god given land?. news has not yet spread to these parts via the papers

>>86218129
Sammy got whacked?

>>86218129
dat nikah got got?

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Anyone seen Sammy? Anyone know why Sammy moved on?

>>86218159
hearty kek

>>86218629
[Muffled "gosh dammit" in the distance]

>>86215401
can you link the vid of this occurance

>>86219002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p8xoJoFFDs

>tfw the express has yet to reach close enough to your homestead to bring you the news of an untimely demise

sammy got popped?

>>86218129
Oh lawd, my nigga Sammy Sheps got swung on? You's is sayin he got put in the dirt? Sheeit, I thought we was gonna be puttin down for an ill minute, we was homies!

>>86218129
>I ain't surprised Sammy gone. That nigga talk too much.

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>>86215401

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>>86218129

>>86217159
yes they do, go to South

>>86219609
no one would use that many colloquialisms in a single sentence, but that's why it's funny

>>86218129
shieeeeeeeeeeet, my nigga Sammie got popped? that mutha be wif god now, you feel? he wadn no jive turkey, he was my brotha, y'know? y'feo my nigga? shiiiiet, rest in piece, nigga

>>86215401
Is he talking to the Lorde?

>>86216132
>who will play Sam Shepard in his inevitable biopic?
>the guy right here, Idris Elba

We desperately need someone to make another race app. It's great for memes.

I have a fantasy where you and Sam Shepard go to the shops but you leave.

>>86219950
>another

it's gone?

>>86219950
the race app moved on? gosh dangit

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Eddie moved on? 该死的

>>86218129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8pg-pg0aMI

>>86215401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_3AB9Ub0c

Dallas buyers club was a great movie

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What in tarnation

>>86216132
>Inshallah Sami, I will not make these Zionists forget your martyrdom.

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>>86218129
>Sammy got popped?

>>86218129
MY NIGGA DEAD?