Movies that will never be made >Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf

>>86213246
to be fair Mein Kampf doesn't have a plot

The Sons of El Topo
Half-life 3

>>86213246
How could you even adap Mein Kampf into a movie? It's just Hitler complaining.

>>86213246

Salo was just a pale version of most of Sade's Part One, with a brief slapdash of later parts.

One wonders whether a complete filmic version of the 120 Days of Sodom will ever actually be executed.

>>86213246
>Akira
I'm assuming this means the parts that the first movie doesn't cover?

>>86213269
Yes it does.
It's a sequel to The Phonebook.

>>86213246

I also appreciate the OP's mention of Akira, exactly because I take him to have meant the real manga, in its real breadth and depth.

The manga tells an absolutely beautiful and complex story which the present film merely sketches. The manga might properly be realized as a film trilogy, but on the other hand one wonders whether the OP has ever seen Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.

There already is a Mein Kampf movie you cuck. It even was on TV a few years ago.

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>>86213246
The Big Guy Rises

>>86213246
>Police Academy Reboot
Just a matter of time.

>>86213323

I imagine kinda like Naked Lunch where you take parts of Hitler's life and film them using elements from his writing to portray the world as seen through his delusions.

Most Nintendo franchises will never get a movie after the disaster of Super Mario Bros. It sucks because I would have really wanted a Metroid movie.

A Topiary

>>86213562

That's actually pretty solid, I'd watch that.

>>86213584

This ignores the fact the the Super Mario Bros movie was a wonderful development of the beloved characters in a new and fantastic film world.

Everyone who dislikes the Super Mario Bros. movie, critics and moviegoers alike, are objectively wrong in their opinion. the film deserves to be on a cultural status with the middling-games of the general Nintendo/Mario media franchise, for example: Super Mario Kart.

>a good civil war movie

Yeah I guess general lee fucking his slave bitches is something we really need to remember the war by.

I'd just say not any good movie will be made any more