ITT: """villains""" who literally

>>86189931
The pharaoh just couldn't handle being cucked by an alpha male able to transcend time and space for the sake of love.

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He literally saved humanity from a nuclear destruction

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the worst thing he did was murder a russian gangster who im sure was a fucking saint. the only people he wronged were scumbags and he understood the streets better than white pussy choir boy ever will.

fukn chad im glad he got mummified

>>86189931

He deserved to win. Poor guy.

>>86190057
>tried
ftfy

>>86190083
trying to off a greenhorn was kinda wrong

>>86190057
where's OUR psychic squid?

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>>86189931
>sucking some guys dick off to get his very own dick
Kinda wrong and gay d-desu

>>86190440
>keeping the CGI mutant lynx thing
>but the psychic squid "isnt serious enough"

it was a decent adaption but what the fuck is the point of the genetically engineered lynx if it didn't set up the idea of the giant squid thing being created?

>>86190385
yeah. Hoyt was just defending himself. Didnt even arrest him. Just took his big bag of cash to prove his story.

>>86189931
He wanted to conquer the world, that is enough reason for me to take him down.

>>86190553
no one cares nerd

>>86190385
he only tried to kill him because he was being a moralfag and couldn't be trusted. he broke the rules, gave into peer pressure and smoked weed but suddenly he was too high and mighty to take a cut of the money.

>>86190057
is that quentin

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>>86189931

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>>86190164
>do everything for puss
>use a curse as an advantage to fuck over the world and bring dead gf back
>kind of fuck up thanks to English chick and JUST
>Dead gf resurrects and saves your corpse anyway
>reanimated again fuck yeah
>flesh up, have cool Mummy powers still
>give resurrected gf her memories again
>just need an army: army of the dead
>go through shit to get there
>finally just need to kill CGI Rock
>fail
>slip into hell chasm but grab side
>gf bails but enemy's waifu doesn't leave him
>give up on life, throw self into hellpit

>>86189931
>kills hundreds of people to get his dead whore of a gf back
>nothing wrong

white knight mentality

>>86190057
he tried to save humanity by doing the equivalent of nuclear destruction

In the 1932 version he literally didn't do shit.
He killed two or maybe three people in all and his cunt of a girlfriend wouldn't let him stab her once to turn her into an immortal, unaging mummy, after he literally got buried alive for her.

>>86190553
Snyder didn't actually understand the story, he just looked at the art and thought it was cool.
Which is why there's airships everywhere in the background even though in the movie version of the story there isn't an infinite resourse of clean, renewable entergy that allows them to exist.

>>86190057
>wipes out new york and moscow, two cities known for their high population of jews
>gets opposed by a jew, a potato nigger and a nigger of genders
>too enlightened to bow down to the blue nu-deity
could he be any more of /our guy/?