I have a free ticket for cinema, these two movies are the only options, what is the better movie if youre stoned?
probably the one on the left.
no one c a r e s
pirates ofc
One on the left looks pretty, both are shit if you want substance though
I'd say Valerian
>>86172927
dunkirk
>>86172927
Just don’t even bother with any of them, both of those films are not worth your time really.
If I were you I would give that ticket to some whatever kid at the cinema and go pay and watch Dunkirk.
>>86172927
Pizza Hut
>>86172927
You've already watched right done better a couple of times.
>>86172927
don't watch valerian on your own the schoolkids will beat you up afterwards
>>86172927
>Valerian
Oh fuck, they did a movie? I used to enjoy the cartoon a lot.
>>86174181
>>86174204
already watched dunkirk
>>86174288
I would rather watch it again in cinema than waste my time with of those.
>>86174740
i thought dunkirk was the wrong movie to watch after smoking a lot of weed
>>86174789
Well yes, but if you are that degenerate that you have to smoke a lot of weed before seeing a film then there's no help for you so do whatever
>>86172927
VALERIAN
WATCH IT
It's a masterpiece.
Better tits in pirates
>>86172927
Pirates is still in the cinema? What third world shithole are you from
Valerian
Valerian is bad but at least its a different sort of bad while PotC is just bad
>>86172927
Valerian, hands down. It has a lot of flaws, but it´s a fun space opera ride.
Pirates 5 is a piece of shit.
>>86172927
>>86172927
VALARIAN YOU PLEB. IT'LL BE A TRIPPY RIDE. If I had LSD I'd buy a ticket and go now
Remember when Pirates used to be huge?
>>86174789
i didn't. shit kicked ass.
>>86175073
Valerian considering it's the most expensive indie film ever made which means you know Luc Besson is truly passionate about the entire project.
Right is actually pretty fun
>>86172927
give the ticket to a poor.
to give is a gift.
>>86178412
Why caused the downfall of pirates? Fatigue?
>>86172927
better option is to literally kill yourself
>>86172927
BOTH
>>86181129
Why so angry?
>>86172927
VaIerina, you get to see Cara in a swim suit
>>86183420
A man of culture
>>86179963
Most likely.
>huge disgusting bloated budgets
>no more based Verbinski
>Depp phoning it in
>new writers don't get the Jack Sparrow character