>Sober >get no replies >High or Drunk >reply city

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here's one pal

>>86165077
You have to be on the same mental level as the average commenter on this board

>>86165077
twin peaks is for faggots

I always get replies. My problem is my threads suck.

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>act stupid to bait (You)s
>none
>legit say something I think is smart
>everyone replies and calls me stupid
Am I retarded?

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>>86165236
I know this feel

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>shitpost
no replies
>actual discussion post
no replies

Its like I don't even exist.

>tfw drinking problem

plz help

>watch film
>don't even bother making a thread on this shit board

>>86165281
I had this but I stopped drinking and it helped.

Quick someone give me some (You's)

>>86165269
>cunny poster
>47 replies
This board helped cement my theory that 95% of humanity is worthless.

>>86165281
Hit up the alcoholics thread on /ck/.
Those guys helped me if you don't want to talk to anyone in person.

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>>86165328

>>86165281
Just stop drinking

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>>86165077
>make a literal list of threads I want to make and have a serious discussion on a topic I like
>over half of them 404 with minimum or no replies

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>>86165400

>>86165312
>>86165406
based
>>86165370
faggot

>>86165477
Kill yourself

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>get replies from multiple anons that dont argue, have a pleasant discussion and moves the thread forward in a positive way

>>86165346
all the porn spam is not genuine anon interaction

>>86165077
The biggest thread I ever made on /tv/ was one about shitty American accents. I made it right before bed expecting five replies of nothing or twenty replies of political baiting. I think it got 300+.

>>86165077
The solution then is to be intoxicated all the time.

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>>86165077
I'm the guy that gets an "underrated post" two hours later.

>>86165515
>things that never happened

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>thread or comment isnt 100% related to the board
>still gets decent replies and nobody seems to care\>everyone is enjoying themselves
>get 404'd and banned anyway

My webm threads at least are always good.

>>86165077
>make a serious on-topic thread on a board
>few replies
>really stupid bait
>get hundreds of replies from easily-baited idiots

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>Tfw youve made vids for /tv/
>That blew up and became reddit memes
Why live

>>86165648
https://youtu.be/MZD-6B1S3qA
Forgot link

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>>86165648
>spend time writing out a serious and heartfelt reply
>hit send
>"thread specified does not exist"
or
>get a reply to a thread thats already 404'd
>its a serious one asking for help or input or information or something of importance
>always feel frustrated shame when you cant reply back and feel like a real jerk

>>86165601
>make slightly meta but still on topic thread
>janny deletes it because it got in the way of bbc porn spam he was erotically asphyxiating himself to.

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>Type out a reply
>Hit send
>Notice a typo the last second
>Close the thread

>>86165566
underrated post

>>86165826
>not hiding your post only and staying on the thread so your autism can cool off without missing the discussion

>get into heated argument
>Get BTFO (as usual)
>hide the thread
>rest of the day ruined

I really shouldn't let this get to me but it does

>>86165077(You)
only because I like twin peaks here

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>get a (You)
>but that guy goes off on a tangent that has nothing to do with what I posted

How the fuck do you post on here high or drunk

I'd be terrified of accidentally posting my picture or some dumb shit like that

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>genuinely try to start a discussion about film or television
6 replies tops
>Peter...
288 replies, thread lasts for 23 hours

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>anon posting about show but being really vague
>know he hasn't seen the show/movie since he hasn't gotten into specifics at all
>ask anon to elaborate on his opinion to watch him stop posting
>he does

>>86166311
>It's a race, gender, holocaust, Jew-related movie discussion full of people who very clearly haven't actually watched it
>it's a clickbait title thread full of people who didn't even read the article

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Anyone else here started threads that archive after 250+ replies and have triggered boards into such a rage that literally lead to the popularity of different generals by yourself?

No? Well that's pretty sad.

>>86166154
I've never actually lost an argument on 4chins. I'm kind of like Mayweather, I don't start shit unless I know I have a 100% success rate

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>>86165176
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>86165077
At least you got dubs, anon.

>>86166518
David Lynch fucking sucks

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>>86166566
Hahaha
severely
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>86165826
>he doesn't restart his pc and pace around anxiously

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>>86166215
>get a (You)
>sorry meant to quote

>>86166154
>cognitive skills are so declined that basically all you can do is just call the other person a nigger and a faggot and hope they let you have the last word

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>consistently get 7 replies to every thread I make
>never 6
>never 8

>>86166154
>Reading thread
>Notice an anon had deleted a post with spelling errors and made a new one with correct spelling
>Take a screenshot and quote both posts and ask anon why they deleted their post
>Their shame and dishonor fuel my shit posts

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>anon reminds me I don't have a gf
>get sad
>spend next 6 hours of my life marathoning a harem anime

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>>86166725

>having big adventures with my friends
>girl finds me attractive and interesting
>we all get together at the end of the day to have a drink and laugh about the crazy shit we went through together
>wake up

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>Know details about the finale of Twin Peaks
>Post Eddie Vedder song that plays at the end
>People don't believe me
>They'll see...

Post the last shit thread you tried to open.

I tried to open one about a canadian show called "LOVE IT OR LIST IT"

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Who /drunk/ right now?

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>>86167016
Drunk and high.

>>86167016
>Drinking
>Not getting FUCCIN RIPPED
I'm actually doing planks, sit ups, and push ups as we speak

100 push ups, 2 min plank, 50 crunches , 30 second rest
90 push ups , 2 min plank 50 side crunches, 30 second rest,
80 push ups , 2 min plank , 50 crunches 30 second rest I do these before reading in bed because I'm trying to be sick cunt and even on my rest days I want to feel like im doing something even if it's minor.

>>86165281
>Tfw too stingy to buy alcohol or do drugs

>>86167016
just got a charge for drunk in public last week. been wasted ever since.

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>>86167271
Manlets have no excuses to be sad cunts btw.
https://youtu.be/qFEWBm_3yK8

>>86165281
>Be me
>Used to be sad cunts street urchin who used to drink near a bottle of whiskey a day when I could get away with it
>Literally quit cold turkey just by replacing alcohol with lifting
There is literally no excuse to not lift

>>86165281
Attention whore

>/tv/ becoming /fit/
i like this

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>>86167575
/fit/ is kino af
>Pic related is must watch for A E S T H E T I C S

>>86167367
Did /fit/ turn that guy gay?

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>>86167732
>gay
Behead those who insult zyzz