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>Karl Pilkington: Apparently... right... there's this channel on the internet.
>Ricky Gervais: I think you misunderstood something.
>Karl Pilkington: No, really, it's, there's a channel 4 on the internet. They have kids, and television, and animals.
>Ricky Gervais: Is this a monkey news? Should we play the-- play the intro, do it.
>Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! He's written it down!
>Karl Pilkington: Alright? They show this bloke, from the Batman films, and he's knockin' about on a plane... and they say he's a big guy. I think he sounds like... he sounds like the guy who played James Bond.
>Stephen Merchant: Of course.
>Karl Pilkington: Now I wouldn't say he's a big guy, I'm probably... I would say I'm probably the same size as him.
>Ricky Gervais: Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
>Stephen Merchant: I've no idea what he's on about. A plane in the Batman film? Do you mean the third one, with Tom Hardy?
>Karl Pilkington: Yeah, he's got a mask on, and he's--
>Ricky Gervais: Karl, what the fuck are you on about, there's a channel on the internet that shows Tom Hardy on the plane in Batman over and over?
>Stephen Merchant: That's a good movie.
>Ricky Gervais: I thought it was shit.
>Karl Pilkington: They say he's a big guy. And then it's, for you.
>Stephen Merchant: What?
>Karl Pilkington: For... for you.
>Ricky Gervais: Don't talk shit, Karl. I swear to god that was the most useless waste of time we've ever had on this show.
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Is this real?
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>>86137927
It is in our hearts, anon.
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>>86137749
Everytime I listen to Karl clips all I can think about is how pathetic Stephen Merchant is. He must be so jealous how Karl is funnier and more likeable than him while not caring at all. Stephen is a huge try hard faggot with no talent to speak of
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>>86137749
Cringe
Don't ever lower KP to this level again
Sage
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>Karl
>Happily living in a long term relationship, does a few vanity shows, and his standup show sold out in seconds
>Stephen
>Established writer, gets to hang out in Hollywood, fulfilled lifelong dream of being in a Superhero film
>Ricky
>Everything he's done that doesn't involve Stephen or Karl has failed miserably and he spends his days lamenting how he can't have kids and shitposting on Twitter
I'm glad Gervais is getting buried.
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>>86138029
He's a sniveling little worm desu
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>>86138029
>>86138267
>bald manlet twats detected
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>>86138306
Stephen Merchant is pretty bald as well
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>I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
>Creedence Clearwater Revival, Fortunate Son, you're listening on XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais
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>>86138211
Ricky's new podcast on Sirius isn't too bad desu, kinda laughed when he introduced the new podcast by promising to stick to a professional schedule with more serious topics, then 10 minutes into his first caller they're both talking about shaving their junk with razors.
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>>86137749
In one show he mentions "Pikelets" and they take the piss out of him for saying something stupid. But he didn't Pikelets are a real thing, they're a thin, freeform crumpet.
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And that was Blur with Out of Time, and now we're... out of time for the show.
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>>86137749
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>>86139284
Every caller should just keep asking him when Karl and Steve are coming back
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>>86137749
>and he's knockin' about on a plane
I love you, OP
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>>86138029
Steve is the glue that holds the show together. Only Karlplebs don't understand this.
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Anyone else legit despise this whole show and everything about it?
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>>86142395
Steve is background wallpaper at best and the boring filler for the first 20 minutes during the XFM days at worst
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>>86138029
He also lost his virginity at 38 though so he's kind of /our guy/.
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>>86142678
sauce
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>>86138211
>and his standup show sold out in seconds
What standup show?
>and he spends his days lamenting how he can't have kids
really? I always presumed him and Jane didn't want them. The marriage thing is odd though, I mean why not at that stage
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J U S T
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>>86138211
Karl has never done stand up comedy.
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>>86138211
Karl doing stand up comedy would he a horrible career move. It makes him come off as a complete fraud rather then a genuine loveable idiot.
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>>86143158
much better than the christmas specials
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>>86138029
and yet look at some of the gfs hes had
since becoming rich and semi famous of course though
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how has nobody snapped a picture of suzanne yet
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>>86143404
she literally had a cameo in The Office
people are failing to realize it for a decade now
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>>86143544
did they even know each other back then
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>>86143669
defo, the xmas specials were filmed during one of the first couple XFM seasons. Karl already in a spotlight with a bunch of Suzanne stories
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>>86143544
>>86143669
she is incredibly fat and gross looking no wonder karl won't marry her
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>>86138029
Oooo he's done you again mate!
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