>I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of

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>>86099503
its what happens to us just like in the fairy tales mister frodo. rember all the stories the hero would get tired but always stane back up. the world is become dark and e
destroyed but it will never go back to what it has been and what will come. remember mister frodo when the stories mattered the Most is when they struggled just like this mountain, this sand. so i will have to carey you mister frodo.

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*Try not to cry*
*Cry alot*

>>86099650
Is that you based drunkposter?

Thers som good left fitin for frodo

>>86099650
What did he mean by this?

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How did it come to this.

I truly believe The Lord of the Rings are some of the worst books ever written.

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Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!

>>86100604
Read more books.

>>86100586
Who am I gambling?

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Galadriel's dirty, stinky, bare feet!

>>86100915
>implying it is possible for them to be dirty or stinky

>The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back
>and all turns to silver glass
>......and then you see it
>What, Gandalf? See what?
>White shores....and beyond.
>A far green country under a swift sunrise.

Holy damn :"(

>>86100871
>Gambling
Gamling

lmfao!

>>86100710

Fuck off retard

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>>86100915
>And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves?' said Galadriel, turning to Gimli.
>'None, Lady,' answered Gimli. 'It is enough for me to have seen the Lady of the Galadhrim, and to have heard her gentle words.'
>'Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.'
>'There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,' said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. 'Nothing unless it might be - unless it is permitted to ask, nay, to name a whiff of your dirty stinky feet, which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine. I do not ask for such a gift. But you commanded me to name my desire.[...]
>'And how shall I refuse, since I commanded him to speak? But tell me, what would you do with such a gift?'
>'Treasure it, Lady,' he answered, 'in memory of your words to me at our first meeting.'

>>86099503
>I wish the tax assessment had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

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>>86099650
>tfw working at a call center from 15:30-22:00 for $10/hr
>dread going in every single day but I have to do it to help my mom pay the bills
>read this and feel a little less shitty about going to work

>>86101312
kys faggot

>>86099650
>pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
>wen day is dark alway rember happy day
jesus christ jackson

>>86099503
the ironic thing is any lotr fan fucking wishes in the very core of their being that they lived in that universe.

>>86101692
Just because we wished we live in that universe doesn't mean we want to be ring-bearers
>tfw just want to be a comfy fatshit hobbit living in a hole in the shire

>>86101692
I don't.

>>86101692
I'd love to be in Gondor in the 4th age desu. It's time to hammer some fucking evil men

taxes might be a bit high though

>>86100586
How did it come to this indeed?

How did the west lose its power, /tv/?

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>>86101323
>I asked for 1 toenail clipping from Her dirty feet. She gave me 3.

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GONDOR, GIZZA JOB

>>86100604
read the a song of ice and fire series

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bumping this LOTR thread with some art

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>>86100915
Lady Galadriels ass

>>86105551
tfw*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

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>>86101586
get the reference you fucking shit

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Christopher Lee would have made a better Gandalf.

>>86102573
500 years of protestantism