is there anyone here that actually went to film school or

i went to films

>>86078332
it shows, Tortelini

i uploaded an amateur video of me and my chick to pornhub once

>>86078402
that's great, who did you cast as the bull?

>>86078102
I did half a semester at community college in the film program. I consider myself to be /tv/'s top patrician. My favorite films are from imdb's top 100 list.

>>86078665
Idris Elba

>>86078665
We couldn't find a bull in time on craiglist. So my mom wore blackface and pretended to be the bull for the scene. She didn't understand how this was kino but she's always been very supportive of my film career.

>>86078665
Myself, I shot it in POV. It was actually pretty kino and the video is still online somewhere but I can't find it and can't remember the name of it.

Cinematography wise, it was kino. I've watched enough good movies and naturally I incorporated some of the shots into it kind of, without meaning to, probably.

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>>86078665
And I should mention that the cum shot was particularly kino. I recreated the elevator scene from The Shining with fake cum. Bukkake kino was born that day.

>>86078892
Stop pretending to be me faggot.

I didn't do a cumshot, I creampied as per usual and then went to sleep

>>86078665
>all white guys are cucks

Did you just leave this thread >86069891 ?

Hi in tv, if you count the weather channel.

>>86078932
Your versions is boring. Where's the artistic vision? Did you even consider having a composite green screen shot of your girlfriend running away like Indiana Jones from a giant cumwad? Of course you didn't because you're a pleb director.

I went to films, school and work in an industry

>>86078964
>not knowing how to link threads

Did you just leave this website therediit.org?

>>86079028

also majored in videography and video editing.

>>86079038
>an industry
The fast food industry.

>>86079033
Nah, it really was Kino. It was like Gallo's brown bunny but better, since it was me. I had the outstretched arm angle of the BJ too. Dimly lit hotel room made evrything look better, me wearing nothing but a black crew neck t-shirt, Omega Seamaster diving watch, and a pair of white cotton socks. Couple of different POV shots, then the battery died.

With editing it could have been kino. Wish i could find the video desu it's still up somewhere

>>86078102
Got a master degree in history and estethics of cinema from the best film departement in France (PARIS VIII)

>>86079360
jelly 2bh

3rd AD checking in

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>>86078102
worked in TV for a bit

full of nepotism and bad ideas that desperate producers convince eachother are good ideas

no-one was happy

Australian tv senpai

>>86079911
aussie here how bad was it mate?

Please dont say abc

>>86078102
I was an extra in the Parent trap. You can see me laying by the pool when the dad falls in.

>>86080081
big if true

>>86078102
yea unironically got a film degree

PM for commercials here. Been offered TV and movies, but those take too long.

I worked as a Production Assistant on a skeleton crew for an indie film

CEO of Paramount here. Sometimes I make movies

>>86078102
>industry
I work in he porn industry, currently we have one actress : YOUR MOM!
Eat shit normie!

Umm Fritz Lang never went to film school and he's the best director that ever lived, sweeties.

>>86078718
Reddit is the other way around, kiddo

Doing a Film minor at Pratt, Industrial design as my major.

Herzog was here in the spring; pretty autistic desu he had security guards for some reason

>>86078102
i've produced, written and directed a few films that have been places and done things

I went to medical school because I'm not a fucking failure lmao

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>>86082117
imagine feeling like so much of a failure you have to pretend you aren't one on an anon board.

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>>86078964
>Did you just leave this thread >86069891 ?

>>86082275
Projection isn't healthy lad.

T. Doctor (6 figure income and I fuck a new girl ever couple of weeks)

>>86082410
>imagine being this insecure

>>86082483
lol

/tv/ is kino school.

>>86078964
>Did you just leave this thread >86069891 ?
Summer's in full strength

No I'm doing a real degree thanks, you?

>>86080034
Nah a subscription one... you know the one. Its alright... it pays the bills and i get to watch tv all day

I'm a sound engineer

I'm studying film atm and then I might do economics later. My ambition is to start my own production company

>>86085907
sounds dumb lol

I work in tv
>tfw it's schlock

>>86087781
please tell