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>blocks overhand swing from person three times her weight

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>blocks overhand swing from person three times her weight with midsection of rapier
Heh, nothing personal, Brienne
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>>86048639
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Arya being a badass would be a lot more believable if she didn't look so damn chunky
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>>86048639
She read books and played shogi for 3 days.
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>>86048639
But the angles
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>kicks 4ft arya in her torso
>crushes her ripcage doing so and sends her flying a few feat across the courtyard
>deaded
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>>86048639

>parry blade with your sword
>deflect the momentum by angling your blade away from you making it slide along your blade
>hurr durr not stronk enough

You clearly know nothing about physics let alone sword fighting, kiddo
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why didn't they just have arya dance and roll round not even needing to parry the blade because she's too fast? that would have been better and more realistic
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it's a fantasy series
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>>86048639
/tv/ suddenly likes M'lady Brienne, another female power fantasy

Soon y'all be YAS QUEENING all over Dany for being contrarian
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>>86048699
Ye fucking anglos man
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me and my friend sword battling
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>>86048639
shes much faster though, it all comes down to physics.

power = force x speed

so in the end she overcompensates the weight difference by being faster
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>>86049100
Doesn't mean you can parry much stronger blows. There's nothing wrong with having stupid fight scenes, but don't pretend it isn't stupid
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I'm sure to win because of my superior speed ;)
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>>86048757
And yet everyone ignores the kick
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Arya activated bankai before the fight and has a Newtonian-level understanding of physics and angles
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>>86048790
That assumes that the little sword or the wrist of the holder can withstand the necessary component of force required to change the direction. I assure you Arya s hand could not have done it.

t mechanical engineer
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>>86048790
except you cant do that with a rapier you dumb faggot
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>>86050733
t. professional swordfighter
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>ruining your steel blocking a broadsword at all
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>smallsword
>in medieval times
???
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>>86048905
Except in fantasy series the week don't overcome the strong with brute force
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>>86051163

What's the Rockwell hardness of "Castle Forged" steel vs. Briennes Claymore?
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>>86048639
is she trying to get her sword knocked out of her hand or something? what is she trying to accomplish?
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>brienne using all her strength swinging the sword around

disgusting
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>Pokes at Arya half-heartedly
>Misses
>Goes full tardrage and swings at her head with all her might

WEW
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>>86051175
Those are basket hilt broadswords.
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>>86049100
>if you're a small twig person you're faster than someone larger and stronger than you
Shut the fuck up retard
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>>86049100
Lel, nice b8
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>brienne is telegraphing her attacks and slowly swinging when she can just overpower her by using her brute strenght
>arya somehow parries a broadsword with the tip of her sword without losing any momentum at all
>she actually dodges attacks without using her sword at all when it would ve bee na stupid decision since people can swing swords faster than anyone can move
>with little to no real training and battle experience she can 1v1 brienne(who is a top tier warrior in the show) with ease
>we havent seen arya getting this good at swordfighting at all
Alright i get it, she was trained by Syrio and she has been training with faceless men cult but none of them actually justifies her being a ninja.At max, she should've been a very skilled assasin where she can infiltrate into anywhere; this is just utterly ridicilous and doesnt make a single sense.
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>>86048639
Isn't Brienne's sword also Valyrian steel? That little rapier should break at the slightest touch...

psshh, nothing personal though.
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>>86049100
Its not a video game, you stupid cunt.You dont magically outspeed a sword swing just because you are small.Dont be ridicilous.
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>>86051915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFQrPzSAnE
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>>86048639
It's an arming sword and she is using her finesse to full effect, sorry OP
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>>86048695

Why is there a HxH reference in my got thread
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Not one of you fucking children references The Duelists. It's kind of sickening.
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ITT: butthurt BernieBros
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>>86051560
to be fair thats how you would win a normal sword fight in a battle
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>>86052021
A sword swing isnt a punch ,you dumb fuck.
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>>86051915
They're just training. She lost easily when she hit the ground and then her sword but was just proving herself resourceful by pulling the dagger. Clearly a sword through the face is more fatal than a dagger slash to the face but it was a good effort

It would be stupid if she just gave up when she got kicked. That's what happened when she went at the hound.
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>>86048639
>He doesn't know about angles.
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>>86051175
My God I love Tim Roth
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>>86052314

no, it's much faster, and you can dodge those, YOU DUMB FUCK.

fucking idiot thinks the swing of a claymore is faster than a fist.
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>>86052222
they aren't really using the weapons properly in that either
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Right, cause up until she kicked Arya, Brienne was doing more than humoring her?
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>>86048671
I can't wait for Matt Easton's review!
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>i watch anime so i know how this would happen in real life hurr durrrr
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>shitl0rds dont know about angles
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>>86048639
Arya can change her mass and size at will
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>>86052734
matt goes very easy on GoT because he likes the show so don't expect him to completely shit on it. the closest i've seen to him shitting on the show is the bastard battle, and even then he still liked it.
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>>86050061
>Newtonian-level

So like 8th grade?
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>>86048639
Good analysis op

I hear about "women can't fight men fuck feminists", "Chinese kungfu is bullshit" all day but never learn more useful knowledge
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>>86052645
>muh swords are heavy cuz they are made of iron
A sword swing is as fast and have more range, you are basically retarded.
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>>86049979
>>86048757
Arya literally boneless blob right now
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>>86052771

Hahaha jesus christ...

Only way to reconcile this deluded logic is for Arya to be standing like directly under Brienne. Like, nose stuffed up her codpiece close.

Instead she's standing at SWORD LENGTH, tapping the sides of a broadsword mid chop and generally just taking a fat shit on the audience's chest.
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>>86052992

So to tip of a sword accelerates as fast as a fist with the same arm acting on it? Is that what you're positing?
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>>86052021
Ali was so based in every way.
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>>86048790
ITT: Show featuring dragons and snow zombies and people get butt hurt about sword fight.
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>>86048671
>>86052734
>>86052813
literally who?
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>>86053332
dude just turn off your brain lmao its fantasy
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you dont have to block it outright. most of swordfighting is deflecting
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>>86053506
https://www.youtube.com/user/scholagladiatoria

he's a hema guy that talks about medieval warfare and weapons, he also does movie/tv show reviews of fight scenes. he's not some random idiot either, the guy knows what he's talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avtHpJyYYkQ
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>>86051915
>They didn't show every single day of the years that Arya spent training with Syrio and the faceless men

Did you want to see that?
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>>86051915
>People can swing swords faster than anyone can move
One of the most retarded things I've ever read.
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>>86053148
Take a long and thin object on your hand swing it rapidly by twisting your wrists; do you think you would've more chance fighting with your fists or swinging a sharp sword by twisting your wrists?So educate yourself before spewing some bullshit out that you've just made it up in your head.
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>>86051175
dont expect the kind of audience that worships game of thrones to understand the basic premise of fencing , or any aspect of sword fighting other than "HURR BIG GUY XDDD!! FOR YOU XDD!111"
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>>86054580
You are the one that is retarded.Evading attacks by dodging is a very risky option that no one would do unless it is the only thing they can do.
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>"While you played at politics sister, I studied the blade".
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>>86054580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkhPnDKABBc
I wish normies wouldnt come here
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>>86054665

it's a goddamn claymore you fucking fucking moron.
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>>86054732
Did you learn that larping in the woods with your tape sword?
Swinging a sword is a move a person is making. You basically said a person can't move faster than a person can move.
I bet you couldn't even a swing an actual sword. There is no way to do it without telegraphing your swing.
Also there are a lot more impressive people in the world than you tell yourself.
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>>86054665

I'm going to hand you half a telephone pole and place a person in a coma in front of you. I bet they dodge your attack. You people really have just sat in front of a computer your entire upbringing.
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>>86054799
>Dude gets 2v1 with machetes
>Still handles both of them for a really long time.
>dodges swing after swing
>finally gets hit after dropping both multiple times
>Your people can't fight
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>>86054910
>watching game of thrones by myself
>60 year old mom texts me
>GO ARYA!!
Now i know who their target audience is
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>>86054807
Have you ever swong a claymore before?It is actually really fast if you know what you are doing.I wasnt even comparing it to claymore anyway since you thought swinging punches would be faster and harder to dodge than a sword swing.I simply proved you were wrong.
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>>86055067
You got a cool mom.
Ten or fifteen years ago men's complaints were their moms will never understand "shows women can't understand"
I call this progress.
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>>86055066
Except he gets wrecked in the end and he was fighting againts thugs who didnt know what they were doing.You simply cant dodge an attack that is coming from a skilled warrior like they did with Arya vs Brienne fight.
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>>86048699
Sansa, the angles.
The angles, Sansa.
They were beautiful.
Sansa.
The angles.
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>>86055071

you totally did. everyone sees you won. now fuck off.
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>>86055031
What is your point anyway?You are just a clueless mongrel making shit up to defend your god awful show.
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>>86055071
Your are absolutely wrong but ok
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>>86055275
You dont even need to swing one yourself.Just watch a video where people are sparring with claymores and tell me that anyone can actually dodge one consistently.You retards take your knowledge from high fantasy videogames.Go back to Dark Souls.
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>>86055228
Doesn't matter Arya only dodge 2 or 3 swings before she pulled her dagger.
That guy dodged multiple swings from two directions you proved yourself wrong completely. Just some british basement dwellers say look he eventually got hit doesn't mean that wasn't completely impressive.
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>>86053728
>one of the autistic nerds who shits on lindybeige
got it
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>>86055329
wow i give up totally proved me wrong
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>>86055396

you're absolutely right. I'm wrong, now go talk to human people.
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>>86055436
Except Brienne is a skilled fighter that is nearly as capable of The Hound.Those two were retarded thugs yet they still won.Not to mention Brienne's weapon had a longer reach than machetes.
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>>86055189
10 or 20 years ago it was 1997 and a 60 years old person would have been born in 1937 before the WWII and lived his or her forming years during the 50s.

Such a person would have been appalled to see the mainstream TV show being so degenerated
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ITT: autistic larpers that think they know what they're talking about

I would suggest everyone to go and watch Matt Easton videos like >>86053728
recommended
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>>86055458
>human people
You are absolutely retarded and dont know what you are arguing about.Maybe you should get back to your 3rd world shithole country where you can share your sub-par intelligence with people like you
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>>86055451
Matt and Lloyd are bros
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>>86055664

I'm tired of arguing with the entire DSM-V. Go try to stop hating yourself so much and talk to a physical person.
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>>86055538
Arya is a tiny target dude and she is like a ninja master at this point in the story
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>>86055742
Why do retards like you assume people that you are arguing with are asocial individuals just because they are completely proving you wrong to the point where you resort to strawman arguments and adhominems?Is that because you feel bad about how retarded and clueless you are or how desperate you are to make yourself look righteous?Well i am done talking to you anyway.
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>>86055742

because you type shit like this..

>You are absolutely retarded and dont know what you are arguing about.Maybe you should get back to your 3rd world shithole country where you can share your sub-par intelligence with people like you

a healthy mind doesn't not type that.
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>>86055875
ok
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>>86055451
lindy is a fucking retard. go watch some of matts videos and youll realize just how stupid lindy is
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>>86055067
>Women finally like fantasy shit
>Sword fights are for women
You guys will do anything to stay virgin
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>>86048639
>defelcting at a 90 degree angle

What is this fucking trash?
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>>86056072
>roastie normie cunt getting buttmad about the truth
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>>86052222
What does YuGiOh have to do with any of this?
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>>86056133
She didn't deflect it she redirected it. Those tiny swords have a bit of spring to them. They will bend and slide a heavy blade along their length if used properly.
And that was a practice sword with no edge.
>ITT fags who think the Deadliest Warrior was accurate.
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I guess my red faced pen pal finally figured out he was reaching the end of his spectrum seizure.
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>a 2m woman that fucking punched the dog to almost death with her bare hands (series only because muh womyn) kick a 150cm blob with all her strenght in the fucking ribcage
>she is just fine
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>>86048855
>small weak person
>fast
you need strong (large) muscles to move quickly
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>>86049100
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>>86056457
It is only possible to redirect a swing by using the broader edge of the rapier which would pull the opponent's sword towards your handguard so you can redirect it.This kind of travesty that was showed here is utterly laughable and stupid.You cant redirect a broader sword with a rapier by using the mid section of the sword.It is even more ridicilous since Brienne was depicted to be a really strong woman.
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>>86056531
>>86056597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pLj_UWjO8
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>>86056762
only an imbecile could think this is an argument
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>>86048639
Have you ever played Dark Souls?
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>>86051175
source?
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>>86056804
Nice ad homs you got there
Could it be you have no way to refute my argument?
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>>86056762
>comparing a buff guy to a fat tub of shit

youre a fucking dumbass
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>>86056762
>>86056804
Well he apparently is an imbecile
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>>86048639
>sees fight
>first move
>Brienne commits so much force in her first attack leaving her completely open and slow to come back to defend herself or attack back
>Arya does three unnecessary moves before pointing her sword at Brienne
didn't need to see more. tv and film sword fights have always been and always will be stupid.
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>>86056878
you don't have an argument
you posted something completely unrelated to the posts you quoted
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>>86056871
nvm, rob roy (1995)
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>>86056919
>>86056909
Being bigger makes you slower no matter how big you get it only takes one good hit to the jaw to knock you out.
They were fighting with weapons too which make size matter less.
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>>86056920
Yeah but it depends on the quality of the choreograpy.Some films/shows design more belivable and entertaining fights compared to this pile of shit that doesnt make any sense at all.
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>>86057228
>people actually think the bigger the size you have the slower you become
You are fucking retarded.You should stop playing RPGs.
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>>86057228
>being bigger makes you slower no matter how big you get
that's wrong.
thought experiment for you (if you can handle even that)
take a person with normal skeletal structure and as little musculature as possible. how fast do you think they can force their arms to move? not very
now increase their muscle mass incrementally, at first they get much stronger relative to the weight they gain, so they can move their arms much faster relative to their starting condition
at some point you will reach an equilibrium and gaining more muscle mass will increase you mass more than it increases your strength and you will slow down
pro tip: that muscle mass isn't at the Completely untrained state that arya is at in the show

tl;dr you're a retard
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>>86053332
this is how women and liberals think
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>>86057489
>>86057341
>Thinking being smaller means being a skeleton
Arya has been training for a long ass time btw.
But you guys are probably skinny fat /fit/ards on your second week of lifting so I wouldn't expect you to know or understand the trade off in bulk for speed.
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>>86051938
probably using a dull training sword
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If Bronn fired a bolt from the Scorpion at Arya center mass from ten feet away would she be able to successfully deflect and riposte it with needle?
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>>86057758
She trained for a little bit with Syrio before he died, spent weeks being malnourished on the road, traveled to Braavos and got beat up with a stick.
You are trying so hard to defend a show you haven't watched using arguments you don't understand, just fuck right out.
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>>86057871
No, but she could avoid getting shot by running around the scorpion faster than Bronn can turn it.
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>>86048639
Would the huge amount of force causing some sort of shock going down from the impact point on the blade through her arm and make her drop the sword?
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>>86057987
And then got replaced by a faceless man with years of swordfighting experience.
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>>86057871
Depends, if she turns Needle at perhaps a 15 degree angle- she can redirect the bolt back at Bronn.
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>>86057987
>Being on the road getting exercise every day makes you weaker
I bet you've gotten mighty strong in your moms basement anon.
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>>86057758
>Arya has been training for a long ass time btw.
semantics distinction
it's obvious from the context that i was talking about strength training
good for you to finally admit you don't have any arguments tho
then would have been the perfect time to use one
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>>86057871
She wouldn't need to. It would knock her down and then she'd get up and slice the Scoprion on its leg, causing it to collapse.
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>>86052813
>>86052813
The bastard battle was much better than this though
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>>86057871
angles bro she can with angles
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>>86055067
CUTE
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>>86058099
It's still strenuous physical activity retard. She surely is well muscled for her body type.
If we were talking a skin and bones skeleton person then sure you are right they wouldn't move very fast
There is a difference between being fit and being buff. Having muscle mass larger than is natural for your body makes you slower. I can't believe I even have to explain that to someone.
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>>86058278
>It's still strenuous physical activity retard. She surely is well muscled for her body type.
i know it's a fantasy show, but come on dude.
that doesn't mean you have to close your eyes
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>>86058200
battle of the bastards was fucking trash tier

>rickon dies in the lamest way possible
>jon dodging a million arrows
>cliche all is lost but rescued ending

look past the hella epic action and its boring, blackwater and the battle of the wall are much better
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Reminder in the books Brienne is about to be noosed by Lady Stoneheart zombie mom
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>>86048639
I thought it was already accomplished
Arya is a superhuman who has super strength and regeneration
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>>86058358
Dude you don't need to lift weights and shit to physically fit. Look at actual dancers they are always in great shape. Arya's training could be equated to that.
Besides that she had many other duties like carrying dead bodies basically every day on stretchers.
You don't think that is a work out?
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>>86058367
>strategically planned corpse mountain
>don't bother trying to arm or protect the giant
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>>86057871
With a 15º angle she could deflect up to 300kg, so easily yes.
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>>86058505
Arya was only trained in subterfuge and assassination. Brienne is an expert swordsman and experienced fighter.

HMMMM
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>>86058367
All I really care about in a fantasy battle is that the production values are high enough that I can suspend my disbelief.
>The MC should have been hit by arrows. Thats fucking unrealistic
Come on man
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If Gregor Clegane jumped from atop a 30 foot tall stone tower and struck downward directly at the top of Arya's head with a 200lb iron warhammer would she be able to successfully deflect and riposte it with needle?
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>>86055067
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>>86058621
And I'm sure Brienne was going 100% all out on the daughter she swore an oath to protect. When she kicked Arya she froze for a second like oh shit I did a bad thing.
She was using a practice sword.
Do people here really think that was an all out fight by Brienne?
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>>86058729
It should have been since Arya thought it was cool to stab her in the fucking leg.
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>>86058382

She's been falling into that noose for seven years now.
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>>86058621
Stop replying to these retards.What you are doing is like pouring oil into the bonfire.
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>>86058367

Yes those two were better but this episode's battle was garbage and required even more suspension of disbelief.
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If a giant rode an enormous dragon into high atmosphere and then hurled a boulder down towards Arya at full strength could she deflect and riposte it with needle?
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>all these STR fags thinking they ever stood a chance
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>>86058685
She already took a warhammer to her dome. Why do you think her head looks like that?
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>>86058760
>It should have been since Arya thought it was cool to poke her in the fucking leg
ftfy
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>>86058857

Logical extremes always make you look smart.
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>>86058624
Don't put him in a situation in which he's being shot by a thousand fucking arrows then.

It's a shitty "epic" sequence for normies to gawp at, just like the shitty arya duel last episode.
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>>86048757

If she can survive having her stomach slashed open, stabbed twice in the intestines and once in the liver with the knife twisted, then thrown into a garbage filled sewage canal a kick from an iron boot by a 240lb knight is really nothing.
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>>86055189
>Ten or fifteen years ago men's complaints were their moms will never understand "shows women can't understand"
???
Like Buffy?
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>>86048790
>A single hand from a little girl
>Has enough grip
>To deflect the downward slash from someone 3-4 times her size using both hands on a long sword.

You're assuming that her "sword" wouldn't immediately just fly out of her fucking hand. She wouldn't be able to hold onto it.
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>>86048757

Clearly, none of you have been thrown out of a golf cart going 15 mph in a 8g turn. I broke a rib, herniated my navel and have never recovered from that drunken bacchanalia. Finished the back 9 and spent a month in bed.
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>>86058986
It's not like he didn't already get stabbed in the chest a dozen times and resurrected.
You are so autistic anon. It isn't real. Show me a fight without better production than the loot train fight in a TV show. They literally set dozens of stunt doubles on fire. More than have ever been lit on fire before in anything.
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Maybe Brie is just a shitty sowrdswoman so Arya isn't very op'd
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>>86051938
You can literally see the training sword in her hand
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>>86059119
I fell off a 25 foot wall and was completely unharmed.
I also jumped off the roof of a car going 15 miles I did get a fracture that time though.
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>>86059142

She dominated Jaime, one of the greatest swordsmen in Westeros who Ser Barrison called a prodigy and a genius, and then went on to crush The Hound, again one of the strongest fighters in Westeros.
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>>86053332
>Fantasy world establishes "realism" in fights
>Fantastical elements isolated to mythic creatures
>Somehow its unreasonable to expect fights to be consistent.

If they wanted an anime show where people have superpowers and Arya is magic then w/e but they've tried to establish a realistic world.
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I get it, they wanted Arya to have her Syrio Forel dex build moment and there was literally no one else she could have sparred with, except nameless soldiers no one cares about.

But they could have gone for the wooden swords or something, it would have been easier to suspend my disbelief.
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>>86059251
westeros power rankings:arya=brienne>probably some random girl we don't know yet>>>>pathetic white bois like the hound and jaime
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If Dany flying on Drogon yelled "Dracarys!" and had him breathe a blast of dragonfire directly down at Arya from a thirty degree angle would Arya spinning needle thrice rapidly clockwise at the proper angle be able to successfully deflect and riposte the dragonfire?
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>>86048639
*personnel
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>>86052222
Sword kino, love that shit
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>>86059124
It doesn't matter if it's not real, just because it's fantasy doesn't mean it's not grounded in reality somewhat you dumb cunt. Zombies and dragons exist therefore it means you can dodge a thousand arrows coming straight at you, no I don't think so.
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>>86048790
>rapier being able to "angle" a fucking two handed broadsword
Please leave.
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>>86059690
>What is plot armor?
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>>86059410
She would spin her wrist and create a vacuum that nullifies the fire.
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>>86049100
Being faster doesn't mean being able to BLOCK A TWO HANDED SWORD WITH A FUCKING RAPIER.
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>>86059809
That means it's ok and makes sense then does it? Don't place your main character in front of a volley of arrows if you want to be subtle about it, oh right I forgot this show is garbage.
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>>86048757
>be manlet
>lose consciousness and drop 100kg on my ripcage
>no rips broken
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>>86059979
Yes. That makes it ok. Show many any series with no asspull plot armor moments for the heroes.
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>muscles make you slower
Please stop. The only thing moving your body is muscles. What kinda retard actually thinks having more of the fast stuff will make you slower?
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>>86060083
Then why are tdf winners walking skelletons
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>>86060061
What about Ramsay and his plot armour? Fighting half-naked with double daggers against the best of the Ironborn. Was that hella epic too bruh?
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>>86060061
retarded shit does not become ok because everybody does it
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>>86055275
Lol get fucked
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>>86060126
Because they're using force multipliers and practicing endurance training, dipshit. Besides, Lance Armstrong weighed 170lbs at 5'10" for most of his life, that's not a skeleton by any stretch
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>>86056762
>600lbs of obesity and heart disease
>literally a body that is straining to stand up under its own body weight because no human being has the muscle mass to move around with such awkward weight
>literally just a meme fight for children
Consider for a moment that all human movement is generated by muscles this includes speed. Now the nervous system plays a part in this because its ability to transfer a signal to those muscles is how speed works yes? Runners, swimmers, and other cardio based sport athletes might be used as an example for the argument of speed over size but these athletes also chase muscular size to produce more force and move faster but as a result of their sport they are much leaner.
>tldr
You dumb
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>>86058864
>DEXfags are this delusional

kek
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>>86048639
I don't care how dumb the scene was, it was cute.
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>>86057871
She wouldn't be able to because by the time she tries to redirect the bolt, my dick would be deep inside her.
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>>86060255
>all those words
>doesn't know about fiber types
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>>86058685
It would go something like this.
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>>86053332
Imagine being this retarded
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>>86048639
>rapier
That's a smallsword
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>>86048639
shark status: jumped
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>>86060983

That's an Epee.
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>>86060983
>small sword with a handguard
that's a rapier
>>
Despite some defiance of physics with that little spar, I kind of liked that scene. I also like Sansas jealousy and how pleased little finger was with how jealous she is. He just saw another wedge to drive between her and her family.
>>
Regardless, most of you assholes need to watch The Duelists. It stars Keith Carradine and Harvey Keitel.
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>>86061454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8uRMfUDgJk
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If you fired Hot Pie out of a catapult towards Arya would she be able to successfully deflect and riposte his spinning bloated body with needle?
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>>86048639
I can think of at lost a couple of angles I could use in Arya
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>>86060013
Try sitting up when you eat.
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>>86051175
>>86048639

anyone have webm of princess bride sword fight
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>>86053332
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>>86051175
That is some sick choreography, honestly.
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>>86064745
She actually did the choreography herself.
You have to give Maise props for that
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>>86055451
>Lindy "i pleasure myself to Bren guns" Beige
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>>86056762
Sumo fighters are muscular as shit and you can tell even underneath the fat.

That guy is just fat.

Your argument is stupid because its Brienne, not Hot Pie.
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>>86051182
How about the days or months?
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think Lloyd's gonna make a video shitting on it. The delicious butthurt from his katana video was glorious.
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>>86049100

stay in school kid
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>>86058367
>Northerners horses don't loose their shit at the sight of the giant
>Giant who could have soloed the shield wall and taken down half the cavalry charge was given no armor or weapon
>Like literally not even a tree and some tanned hides to cover his vitals but instead went out in his jacket to punch things
>Ramsay making ridiculously absurd shots at Ricken with perfect accuracy
>Direwolf and wildling die off screen
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>>86051175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Fb0Y6uUSw

same year as star wars
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>>86052813
he shit on the sand sneks battle pretty hard
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>>86065457
>CO2
Is it true that he believed he had invented Pascal's wager?
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>>86052314
No punches are faster, thick cunt.
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>>86052992
>>86052992
More range, not quicker. Heavy, means slower swing, also because of the way its being held, what makes you think thats faster then punching straight into someones face? Odd.
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>trying to apply real world logic to a fantasy world

I'll never understand it. But still, there were swordsmans in history capable of deflecting shots, but I doubt they could block something with a toothpick
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>>86053332
You're not supposed to suspend disbelief for things that are actually real. Fucking brainlets
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>>86066386
more range=quicker
That's why hammers have a stick and aren't just a chunk of metal that you bang with your hand.
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>>86058382
>Pod is getting noosed
:(
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>>86066624
Have you ever swung an axe? I have to cut trees down and it is not exactly easy senpai
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>>86058382
>>86066736
No, last time we saw her she was leading Jaime to presumably save Sansa from Gregor
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>>86066885
*Sandor
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>>86066756
I have, and the reason why you're using an axe instead of a knife even though it is harder is the same. You need the longer arm to get more speed to get more momentum.
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>>86066386
Swords don't weigh more than a couple pounds. Longswords in particular are lightning fast because you have two hands giving you leverage. It's much faster than a punch.

And dodging (or voiding) attacks is one of the main ways you defend yourself, but you do it by controlling distance and timing, not bobbing side to side like a retard

https://youtu.be/ln94E9AGYTc
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>>86066953
Yeah but the point is you can't instantly swing an axe.
You need build up to swing something heavy and once you do you can only swing it in the direction you started the swing.
If lets say for fantasy sake you were a tiny kung fu master you could read the direction of the swing and have time to move if you were quick with good reflexes.
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>>86048757
how fucking shit is she as a knight. gets blocked once by a child she is sword to protect. instantly tries to fucking boot her into oblivion.

most fucking retarded character.
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>>86067530
With a sword that big you probably wouldn't need big swings to kill that midget. A technique not shown in the stupid clip, but that makes a lot of sense with big/long weapons is using one hand as a fulcrum and moving the blade with the other (as Lindy demonstrates in his katana video for example).
Of course if you did swing it with your whole body, as in the show, and someone gets in the way trying to "deflect it" they'd get wrecked.
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