Morty, hey *uuuurp* morty, the holocaust isnt real. The explanation

File: VSZpXfk.png (63KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 256x256px

Morty, hey *uuuurp* morty, the holocaust isnt real. The explanation doesn't even make sense. The biggest facility, Auchwitz allegedly only had two chambers, and cremation took around two hours to perform for one body at the time. The official report claimed six mil*uuurp*million were killed in the gas chambers. With two bodies cremated per hour per facility, even operating at 24 hours a day it have been logistically impossible for the nazis to kill that many. The German citizens in the area even reported they had no idea that was even going on. I don't need to tell you, but dead bodies-burnt *uuurp* bodies reek, Morty, so soooomebody would have noticed. You remember what death smells like Morty? Remember what your *uuurp* dead body smells like? Ever notice how every single one of the death camps were in soviet occupied territories m*uuurp*-morty? The soviets probably just built gulags in the eastern bloc and blamed the nazis after the fact.

Morty! Hey, Morty! I turned myself into a nazi morty! I'm Hitler Riiiiiiick!


Would last nights episode have been more interesting if it went something like that instead?