>Rick turns himself in to a pickle. Leaving himself absolutely

>>86025933

>John Wickle, Pickle at Large ultra-gratuitous violence scene.
>Talking about how he never gave a name to a Rat with multiple distinctive features. A rat we the audience have NEVER, seen before. As though it was his arch sewer-enemy. That we see only once as it is being dismembered.
>Suddenly, hilarious evil russian embassy in the middle of suburbia.
>Rick begins to indiscriminately fucking slaughter these guys. Making a doomsday laser out of a battery and some office supplies. Literally just some AA's.
>The russian guards suddenly give Rick a name, Solenya. Russian mythos blah blah blah i'm pointing out how fucking terribly paced and placed all of this stupid shit is.
>Jaguar.
>Rick doesn't kill him.
>Rick is suddenly omniscient again. Knows a helicopter is coming and makes it there before stereotypical evil russian guy does. Jaguar is there too because why not. He even had time to change his clothes!
>Russian guy falls to his knees and reverently speaks of Solenya.
>A name we will never, ever hear again.


All of this was interspersed with bizarrely serious bouts of therapy that served to create a sense of bi-polar story telling. ACTION! Drama! Poop eating! Action! Drama! Action! Drama! Long-winded "my farts taste so good" speech by the female therapist putting Rick fucking Sanchez in his place (Yaaaas Queen).
Then at the end of the episode. There is no pay-off. Nothing satisfying. Morty and Summer sitting in the back seat, trying to say something, trying to understand what the fuck is going on is equivalent to us, the audience, being taken on this roller-coaster of poorly thought out writing.

>>86025933
Okay maybe
>advanced circuitry in the sewer
is wrong. He actually attached a rats BRAIN to his own. Allowing him to operate the entire suit AND its complement of weaponry. Without any kind of wiring, programming or set up whatsoever,

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>>86025974
>mfw rick kills a cockroach by biting it's head
>a cockroach wouldn't be phased by this in reality as they can easily function after head trauma including decapitation

Hello

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>woman can be good comedian too

>>86026647
>the annoying orange show

>>86025933
>Rick wakes up Morty
>open a portal with his portal gun
>apparently the multiverse is real and can be traveled through portals, even though this is not proven by science
>rick tells morty to insert 2 1mt long seeds in his rectum
>of course almost no rectum could take such a load, especially the inviolated rectum of a 114 years old boy, but apparently he still manages to do so
>for no reason they can't go back, even though later in the serie this is never a problem
>they go through multidimensional customs (even though it is later revelaed that the Feds did not have access to multidimensional travelling technology)
>the manage to escape it, even though such a futuristic structure should have automated, infallible security systems (also for some reasons the guards are uncohordinated, in fact only a bunch of them bother to follow Rick)
>Rick comes home with Morty
>his parents tells him that he is too stupid to miss school, and just as this happens the seeds start having effect on Morty turning him smart
>as soon as Jerry and Beth leave Morty turns retarded, the timing is clearly too good
Wow, what a shitty serie!!

>>86026275
hey yeah also the rat busting through the bars used physics as if rick was regular size and the rat was giant. I get that its a cartoon, but they spread too much pseudo intellectual bullshit about how fucking smart they think they are

>>86026723
>Rick wakes up Morty.
>Takes him on his spaceship that he drunkenly explains he built out of spare parts in the garage, establishing him as hyper-intelligent instantly as well as an alcoholic. Positive and Negative making him a little bit interesting.
>Nothing is proven in science, only theories that haven't yet been disproved.
>Hey nigger. His anus is still taught yet malleable.
>Ricks portal gun being out of charge/breaking/being taken is a recurring theme.
>They don't have access to Ricks multi-dimensional portal gun. A gigantic station costing $$$$$$$$ is different to a simple hand-held portal gun.
>The federal government is inept.
>The seeds dissolve in his rectum.

>>86026723
this was back when it was still wacky adventures whats your point? I just want to know why Morty was so important to Rick!

>russians are the corrupt bad guys who hate freedom and are cowards

wew

>>86026647
Did this episode even have a writer? Half of it was just drawn-out animated scenes of pickle rick killing rats and stuff

>>86026326
hi

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>>86027052

>Turning yourself into to avoid doing a thing when you can literally do anything else

At least find a fool proof to revert to being human

It just felt like they had no ideas, ordered a sandwich and thought "what if he could be a pickle?" so they tried to write a plot and jokes around that but failed so hard and said fuck it, he's a pickle and you should deal with it

>>86025933
Wow.....Dr Wong actually managed to talk Rick down. That's something........ no one in this show has been able to do

>>86029106
Whats most aggravating about that is that they still have an unfinished plot line.

The galactic government is in shambles sure but for fuck sake, they tease Tammy and Pheonix Person as a splinter group in the remnants of the Federation. Lead with that! And tie in an arc about Jerry finding himself as a man by joining Tammy and the New Federation. Then have the family dealing with divorce issues as a SUB PLOT not the over arching theme. Keep the main story grand and interwoven through the tiny plot episodes.

>>86029562
The female writer self insert did that?
YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYY

>>86029562
Thats because the writers wanted that to happen. A strong womyn putting the literal patriarch in his place.

The guy argued down literal Space Amazons who had evolved beyond men to the point they wanted to kill him with a giant rock. He can't handle a therapist? Fuck off hack writers.

>>86025933
(from reddit)
Beth is an awful person.

The reason why she chooses to stay with Jerry? Beth needs people to
put down. She's an absolutely terrible mother, a lousy and emotionally
abusive wife, an alcoholic, and feels deep insecurities over her highly
respectable career as a vet as to not being a "real doctor", and is a
helpless enabler of her selfish, abusive and neglectful father, so she
keeps Jerry around because she needs to have someone to feel superior
to: she resents him for knocking her up and not being the husband she
wants, but relentlessly bulldozes his self esteem with her dismissive
behaviour and spiteful remarks. She also allows her father to leech off
her and constantly disrespect her husband and constantly put her
children in danger, but she relentlessly idolises him and puts soothing
her own abandonment issues with a terrible man over her and family's
wellbeing. It's also worth noting that the marriage was far more stable
before she allowed her father back into her life, which does not say
good things about her allowing her father to turn her against her own
husband, someone who chose to stay with her, for his own reasons, but
neverless was far more a stable figure in her life then her father.

Jerry is pathetic, but Beth is a complete mess of a woman. It's
easier to sneer and condescend and bully Jerry with her father then it
is to take a good look at herself. The woman needs someone to feel
superior to: her brittle ego has built up this precarious balance and
its foundation is having her notoriously selfish and unreliable father
(who btw isn't even her father as we all know) in her life and needing
someone to victimise. Remove any of the foundations for her day to day
functioning, and you'll see her come crashing down like a house of cards
in a stiff breeze.

>>86026997
The head guy was British anon

>>86025933
As if until now the show was scientifically accurate and consistent. Episode was clearly bad, but you're just reaching at this point.

>>86029648
looked up the writer
Hardly a self insert
Not even the same race

>>86029562
She didn't talk him down
She just offered a different opinion. If you actually watched the episode you'd realise how stupid you're being

>>86029912
Fair point however each episode has a grounding point. It makes sense, most of the time the show gets away with Rick handwaving and saying "science beyond your comprehension". Dude has megaseeds up his butt okay?

But being able to build an entire exoskeleton AND assembly line in under an hour, as a pickle, with a cockroaches hands and no thumbs of any kind is reaching.

I think you're all taking this shit way too seriously.

>>86029994
I did actually watch the episode...how else would I know about that scene?

>crazy nonsensical shit happens in a cartoon
>kid on 4chan gets upset about this

Came back to /tv/ after a 4 month hiatus and this was in the first page. Never change, /tv/ autists!

>>86025974
to be fair, at the end i shows that rick and his daughter are pieces of shit that will never change while the two kids were the ones thinking therapy was good

pickle riick holy fuck this episode had me in tears
who comes up with this its so random and so out there
r&m is shaping up to be one of the best shows of all time

>Rick and Morty's writing gets better and better
>each episode tackling various social and philosophical issues
>characters are getting more intricate
>/tv/ neckbeards have to step-up their criticisms of the show, improving the strength of their arguments
>they are getting obsessed with convincing everybody that rick and morty sucks and is a reddit show
>they realize along the way that the show is actually quite solid
>they start loving the show but get mad at their inner conflict; they must be contrarian
>their identity is in shambles. "Maybe... I am reddit after all?"

Only white culture hates rick and morty

>>86026883
wtf are you talking about?

>>86026997
>putinshills are this stupid

>>86031754
Not him, but I'm guessing he's referring to how the rats were able to break through metal bars.

Are these guys jews? I understand jews have a weird fascination with toilet humor... So what is the reason behind their obsession with things like shitting on the floor, and eating poop?

>>86031985
Because people like you get mad when they get called out for thier gross behavior.I know alot of shit eaters, and your not fooling anyone.

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>>86031055
Save your breath. This board is incapable of understanding anything with any level of subtlety. That's why there's so many "Reddit & Memey!" posts, because that's what it appears to be as on the very surface level to a casual viewer lacking in both attention and understanding.

Rick is supposedly the biggest nihilist and atheist in the universe, yet when he's about to die he prays to god, and he repeatedly puts himself in danger to protect his family that he claims to be indifferent towards.

And in S3E2, all /tv/ had to say about Summer was "YAAAS QUEEN! Girl power!", ignoring the fact that she wasn't supposed to be viewed as some feminist rolemodel in the episode. Her behavior was irrational and dangerous, and she was lashing out self destructively as a way to cope with her parent's divorce.
And the irony of the episode was that despite Summer rebelling against her parents, she ends up becoming them in the end, bringing home groceries while her boyfriend sits at home watching TV, an obvious parallel to Beth and Jerry.

/tv/ just looks at the show like babby's first nihilistic crisis, but to me the show is about finding meaning in a chaotic universe. With fart jokes.

I think Dan Harmon said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de2grEPn7rg

>>86032341
t. reddit

>>86032341
How reddit of you

>>86032341
Then why did Summer succeed and bring a net positive by gaining the glowy rock rather than failing and actually putting them in serious danger?

>>86032341
this post is literally copy&pasted from reddit

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>>86032499
No it's not you fucking moron, I typed it myself

>People writing essays about why a show is smart, Reddit, the greatest of all time, the worst ever, hunting down plotholes and basically doing everything that isn't sitting down and watching some fucking cartoons

>>86032562
you've already been exposed 'tard. your damage control just makes you look more pathetic

DANNY FUCKING TREJO

>>86032607
Maybe you could drop the reddit boogeyman spiel and we could have an actual conversation. I stated my opinion and the only response you could come up with was "reddit!"
I don't even use reddit, but you on the other hand seem to be obsessed with it.

>>86032703
damage control

>>86032153
>I know alot of shit eaters

They say it takes one to know one... so if you know alot of shit eaters, you must eat a lot of shit. I really do wish you queers would get back in the closet.

pickle rick wasnt as good as I hoped for, but it was still waaaay better than ep 2

>>86032756
Seriously.

>>86032756
Everyone eats shit in some form or another you fucking moron

>>86032341
I think pickle rick said it best when he said IT'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

https://youtu.be/MhpkLe8kdcE
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>86032864
t. shit eater

>>86026997
Go back to New York Jared

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>Seasons 1 and 2: not a single female writer

>Season 3: 3 out 4 episodes so far written by women

Season 4: written by a dynamic duo of Lena Dunham&Amy Schumer, all male characters completely sidelined, emasculated and humiliated, Beth and Summer take over the show, constantly joke about their periods and promiscuity, while ironically deconstructing patriarchal tropes.

>>86032341
it's very shallow, plus if you are still impressed by edgy whining shit like the one coming from Rick you are still an underage teen idiot and should kys or stop coming here.

http://live.cookie.me.uk/thingolus
streaming in 3 minutes mates!

>>86033129
>Redux of X GON GIVE IT TO YA with Beth/Summer beating and killing Putin, Trump, Pewdiepie and Milo

Are you retards seriously forgetting the worst part?

>Rick saws through metal fucking bars using a cockroaches leg

WHY NOT HAVE THE BAR BE NATURALLY LOOSE? WHY DO SOMETHING SO RETARDED?

>>86032341
I TURNED MY MEME INTO BUTTHURT MORTY

THEY'RE BUTTHURT MORTYYYYYYYYY

>>86029041
Has anybody commented about how she basically ripped off tiny rick?

>>86025933
>written by women
>heavily features therapy
Write what you know, eh?

>>86033129
wtf i browse /r/theredpill now

>>86033393
did you see the corrosion on those bars? A pack of rats were able to bust right through it.

lol i like that the action sequences are generating so much autism

>>86033516
Therapy and psychology is the lazy brains science. They can't handle definite values so they base their work on feelings.

>>86033614
what a euphoric take on the subject

>>86033630
I see what you did there

>>86033516
I don't care that the family is going to therapy but don't make the therapist a mind reader with zero flaws who quips at Rick with no comeuppance after he makes fun of her profession. Everything about the therapist just screamed writer self-insert.

>>86033713
>Everything about the therapist just screamed writer self-insert
to you, because you don't like women and think that we as the audience are supposed to share rick's worldview

>>86033713

Yeah no shit, she totally deconstructed old Rick written by FILTHY MALES. Too bad her contract does not allow to write this chauvinistic pig off the show.

>>86033137
But Rick is not supposed to be a role model. His hypocritical, dual nature is the point of his character. He's an atheist who prays to god, a genius mechanic capable of amazing feats, and yet a pathetic alcoholic who can't cope with his own life. One minute he'll be destroying galaxies, the next he'll be trying to connect with his family. Rick is basically bipolar disorder personified. The viewer is intended to be impressed by his technical feats, sure, but nearly every other aspect of his character is something to be reviled.

>/tv/ constantly mocks rick's nihilism
>switches instantly to passionately defending it when it is challenged by MUH FEEMAYL THERAPIST WRITTEN BY MUH FEEMAYL WRITER

I like to think Rick didn't say anything back to the therapist after her long speech in the end but because he was in so much pain that he just kinda zoned out

>>86033822
>character constantly contradicts himself
>he's supposed to be a hypocrite! that's the point!

wow sure is deep

>>86033963
and if it wasnt like that, you'd just say the characters were boring and one dimensional

that's why people who create things just create them instead of worrying about trying to please every stupid dickhead with them

>>86033747
I don't like Rick, he's an asshole and Beth needs to stop being a dipshit and see that. But in very early episodes Rick froze and shattered some random kid and in the previous he stole the power source of a budding civilization for shits and giggles. Why is he just sitting there letting somebody in a profession he doesn't even respect psychoanalyze him? It's weirdly out of character.

>>86033129
KEKE
good KEK my fellow pede
meme MAGIC IS REAL
HOLY SHIT TAKE THIS TO THE TOP
POST YOUR RAREST PEPES
LIBKEKS BTFO ONCE AND FOR ALL

>>86033822

>prays to god

God is a metaphor for "factors beyond his control", as it is in any case of "no atheists in foxholes".

>>86033947
Then he shoulda made a quip about that, like "ugh, remind me to never turn myself into a pickle again"

>>86034027
but they ARE boring now

>>86034074
this is why you people arent writers

>>86034123
>you people
good evening reddit

all of the people who call this show edgy, babby, immature, memey, reddit, underage, shallow, etc... are just brainlet teenagers and/or u21's who are desparate to prove their intellectual superiority and maturity. not to say this show doesn't have plenty of faults, it can be pretty shitty at times, but jesus christ the teenage contrarian hivemind is so obvious

>>86034123
racist fck

Daily reminder that there are people in this very thread who literally think that this show didn't turn to shit

>>86034277
what do they not hate women? so bluepilled XD

The April's Fool episode was so great, the season started really well. The last two episodes are the worst of the series, how did that happen?

>>86034348

Women are biologically destined to mediocrity. There are smart women, but no brilliant ones. That's just a fact, not hatred.

>>86034373

By sheer coincidence there episodes are the first in the history of this show that are written by females.

>>86034277
It didn't. It was always shit.

>>86034373
I actually liked the mad max episode. pickle rick wasn't as good as I was expecting though. but that might just be because I got too spoiled by the previews on youtube

>>86034123
the writer of this shitty episode had to go on for two minutes to explain how cats think pickles are snakes.

>>86034620
>two minutes
you mean a single line of dialogue?

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>>86034053
Holy shit you're pathetic.

>>86034689
does it hurt to be reminded of the stupid way you people talk?

>>86034666
>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO YOU IZZY, BUT I'M NOT A SNAKE. I'VE SEEN THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS, I KNOW CATS ARE SCARED OF CUCUMBERS AND PICKLES BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE SNAKES. I'M NOT A SNAKE!

Sure sounds like a single line of dialogue, Jessica. How about none at all, you talentless cunt?

I am only waiting to see how the "evil" morty arc progresses. That was the only thing that kinda hooked me up to this shit show. I hope they dont fuck it up.

>>86034742

The problem with creative women is they can't be both innovative and talented (pick one). All of the good creative work done by women is done within very safe, established boundaries. When women try to do something new, bold, daring, innovative, risky (they don't naturally want to do this, they have to force themselves trying to outdo men) the results are either terrible or degenerate (ofter both).

Saw the episode since for some reason it showed up on youtub recommended. What is this show trying to be now? I thought it was about exploration and stupid shit not massive gore just for the sake of it on Adult Swim. I have no idea what the point of killing all those rats actually did for the plot besides showing gore on screen. Then it turned into more gore for no reason given again when he showed up at some bunker and everyone is out to kill Rick again.

Just seemed kinda cheap

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>>86034742
Nope gg

>>86034872
>Sure sounds like a single line of dialogue
yes, it does... notice how you just typed it with one line of text?

>>86034973
Why did he even talk with the rats?

>/tv/ sperging out about a female writer because they hate women

Reminder that the script was approved by everyone involved in writing the show, and the show is written mad-lib style where jokes and quips are filled in by a panel of writers after the main script is written. But of course /tv/ is invested in the narrative of women ruining their precious reddit show, so they use this episode as an excuse to take out their hate on the one woman involved.

>>86034926
>degenerate
into the trash your opinion goes
>>86035098
yeah, they're probably clueless enough about the production process to assume the "written by" credit means they were responsible for every word spoken

>>86035098
Nice projection there.

>>86035098

TITS OR GTFO

>>86029562
>dr. wong
>jessica gao

Such a blatant fucking self-insert.

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>>86035038
>muuuuuh """line""" of text

Here Jess, I just shrunk my browser down. Now it's a whole 17 lines of dialogue! You've really got to hire a better editor!

>>86035142

>>degenerate
into the trash your opinion goes

Ok, replace "degenerate" with "extremely tasteless things done for shock value". Do you feel better now?

>>86034926
>The problem with creative women is they can't be both innovative and talented (pick one).

Oh ok

>>86035261

Typical female reaction

>>86029935
>jessica gao from beijing, china

wong must be a mexican name. huh.

R&M Episode scores, post yours

Pilot 8.0/10
Lawnmower Dog 7.5/10
Anatomy Park 5/10
M. Night Shaym-Aliens! 9/10
Meeseeks and Destroy 6/10
Rick Potion #9 8/10
Raising Gazorpazorp 1/10
Rixty Minutes 3/10
Something Ricked This Way Comes 6.5/10
Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind 6.5/10
Ricksy Business 5/10
A Rickle in Time 6/10
Mortynight Run 6/10
Auto Erotic Assimilation 7.5/10
Total Rickall 8/10
Get Schwifty 2/10
The Ricks Must Be Crazy 8/10
Big Trouble in Little Sanchez 3/10
Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate 3/10
Look Who's Purging Now 4.5/10
The Wedding Squanchers 8/10
The Rickshank Rickdemption 7.5/10
Rickmancing the Stone 3/10
Pickle Rick 5.5/10

My biggest problem with this is the "zaniness".

Old Rick doesn't want to go to a therapy session: he fucks off to blitz and chitz.

New Rick doesn't want to go to therapy session: He tells his family he will, then creates a HILARIOUS ZANY EXCUSE not to! Oops! I turned myself into a pickle!

That was the first sign that somebody who doesn't understand the character is in charge of things. The rat fights were cool, but none of it made sense, and honestly it was a chore to get through.

First Sherlock went to shit with "my GENIUS crazy sister who can control people's minds with words". Now GoT has officially turned 100% shit with "muh strong multicultural army of women who can't do no wrong taking over the world" and now... Rick and Morty is turning to shit. Please God, deliver us from vagina and beta cucks literally ruining fucking everything.

>>86025933
Don't really care that much about realism in this show, but my god this episode was so fucking dull. I didn't laugh ONCE (had once good laugh last episode for reference). Seriously getting concerned about the future of this series.

>>86032864
>Everyone eats shit in some form or another you fucking moron.
Maybe, but at least they don't defend it.

>>86035362

>Please God, deliver us from vagina and beta cucks literally ruining fucking everything.

Nah, your stupid country is done for. Trump won't save you, he's borderline retarded/senile and totally cucked by your checks and balances system.

>>86035340
>Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind 6.5/10
No. The ending was the best. It was of the good episodes desu.

>>86035098
additional writers compromise the show to begin with, let alone people that you hire on the merit of having a certain set of genitals.

not to mention harmon's in a bitchy feud with justin roiland and he uses this fucking show as his personal therapy outlet now.

fuck these token women and fuck you witless burlington landwhales

>>86035179
>still sperging out about this

>>86035544
>WOMINZ CANT BE GOOD AT ANYTHING THEY JUST GET HIRED CUZ VAGINA

>>86035625
>still being a really awful diversity hire who couldn't write her way out of a wet paper bag.

I loved the poo poo joke!!

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>>86025933

>>86035742
lol did you guys sperg out this hard about glen eating his bowl of shit in the first interdimensional cable episode or is it only UGH SO IMMATURE AND STOOPID when the female writers do it?

>>86035737

They can be "ok", "decent", "competent" even kinda "good", but never "brilliant" or "genius". This show deserves better than "decent" and "ok".

>>86035856
it's almost as if they're not interested in catering to people like you

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Boy, South park really did a number on (You) guys

>>86032341
/tv/ btfo

>>86035847
Dunno whatever joke it is you're referring to (this show's had plenty of shitty jokes and episodes written by men), but could you make it any more apparent that you're a butthurt woman? Me calling you Jessica was just bantz at first, but now I'm starting to actually believe it.

>>86034545
No it's because nothing made sense and everybody became one dimensional. And suddenly the math teacher eats poop. Christ.

>>86035989
>god why do i keep agreeing with myself? it's like you cant even prove to me that i dont have my opinion!
dont break an arm jerking yourself off

>>86035894
Who? People who love the show enough to complain anonymously on the internet? Yeah, I don't think they're catering to those people either.

>>86036100
Is this what this all stems back to? Penis envy? Are you that mad that you don't have a nice, long schlong between your legs that you can tug and fuck things with? Women have some seriously bizarre hang-ups, yeesh.

>>86035928
it gets better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0Yn1fqugg
>I've been working here since Season 1
>I'm a grill btw
this kills the /tv/

>>86035737

Literally.....literally what happened

>>86026023
it's a cartoon you fucking queer

>>86025933
>/tv/ is obsessed with this show despite it "being reddit" and "SJW"
amazing

>>86036223
lol you certainly sound like somebody who has a long dick that you use to fuck things.

>>86034048
Probably because he doesn't give a shit. The therapist is so insignificant to him that the only thing keeping him from just leaving is 1. the fact that he's near death and 2. his family (the one thing he really cares about) wanted him there. He's not fazed by the speech, it doesn't change him as a person whatsoever. I don't know why you act like the therapist "put Rick in his place" when in reality she's literally just a vehicle for pointing out to some of the slower members of the audience why Rick isn't that great a role model.

>>86036348
no, /tv/ is obsessed with shitposting and getting (You)'s
pickle posting is a perfect example of that

>>86034975
ahaha epic!!

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Why does this show generate so much autistic rage from both the people who hate it, and the fans who get angry at the haters? I just don't get why both sides get so worked up about it, but then again I don't watch the show.

>>86035758
women arent funny

asian women definitely, definitely aren't funny

what the hell are dan and justin thinking? i know they're making a show for reddit because thats where the shekels are but I thought they themselves were 4chan. have they not learned anything from this place?

I for one will not watch another one of these episodes. the third season of a show is always the start of the slow decline, ok, I know that, I accept that. but this is just bad. its already over. its unwatchable. the animation in last nights episode was alright, i mean they havent replaced the animators with women I assume but where were the jokes?? pickle rick was the one joke? that was it? it sucked. Im not watching it anymore

>>86032487
>I have no retort so i'll just call you reddit
the equivalent of being btfo so hard by someone more intelligent than you that you can only resort to making fun of them using a word you probably can't pronounce.

>>86036504
Some enjoy the show, the rest enjoy talking about reddit, as talking about the show inevitably leads to someone bringing up reddit

>>86036611
>hurr le so intelligent centrist
fuck off

>>86036504
>>86036611
WB shills.

>>86036680
in my experience the only thing that causes more vitriol than mentioning reddit in a r&m thread is mentioning am2r in a metroid thread

>>86036411
You trying to go out for drinks, cutie? I can get you intimately familiar with just how long it is.

>>86036759
True that, anon

>>86025933
>Rick turns himself into a pickle for the ULTIMATE punchline!

By the way it would be really fun to keep harping on Dan and Justin for lack of diversity just to see them squirm. Like how far are you willing to take it guys? Because you KNOW it will ruin the show to replace all the people that made it good with forced diversity, but if you start down that path even a little bit, if you give even one inch then you may as well give a mile because they will never stop coming after you.
We should start a campaign to get them to hire refugees as animators or something. That would be hilarious. Just watch them squirm. I would love it.

>>86036825
lol oh yeah, you've definitely ever approached a woman in real life

>>86036928
oh man XD that would be hella epic and they would totally take it at face value because it's 2005 apparently

>>86036954
Well this is clearly the internet, not real life, sweetie. You trying to exchange emails? Kik?

You're also definitely a woman, because men aren't this bad at insulting/mocking people.

The rat fight scene was very Samurai Jack.

i didnt like this episode but seeing how much you guys hate it makes me love it

>>86037076
Yeah dude, and I mean the shows creators are a couple of white males right? I mean isn't it 2017? I think its time for some diversity there. Let some women and minorities take over the show. What? You're against that? What are you some kind of racist sexist?

Oh man watching sjw's squirm under that kind of attack. Now thats comedy.

The best thing about all of this was just trolling 4chan with pickle rick. Because it WAS bad. And it RIGHTLY infuriated people. But what is that? Is that supposed to be a good show?

Im not watching another episode. Ill get my keks on 4chan no matter what I don't need them to run an otherwise alright show into the ground just for some forum keks.

Shows over folks.

>>86037095
>Well this is clearly the internet, not real life
this about sums up you dumbasses. somehow you fail to realize that computers are just boxes that real people talk to each other through. we're not in a fictional universe right now lol
>bad at insulting/mocking people
lol your posts have demonstrated that you're in no position to judge anyone else's ability to talk shit

>>86037332

Are you on your period, sweety?

>>86026275
>>86026883
*BURRRRRP* Cat we've never seen before I know *BURRRP* you want me because *BURP* cats think pickles are snakes!

10 seconds later
>Flash flood that doesn't effect anything else in the show
10 seconds later
>Killing a cockroach with one bite, but it's not totally dead
30 seconds later
>Rick has built a robot out of limbs.
10 seconds later
>Rats are superpowered
10 seconds later
>Rat we've never seen before gets a backstory.

>>86037322
>Now thats comedy
or at least it would be if literally anyone fell for it, but you people lack the self-awareness to realize how unconvincing you are

>>86037389
>U R GORL XDD
how many of your posts are going to be this? are you that insecure about other men finding you ridiculous?

>>86037332
I'm still waiting for that kik or email. Snap works too, honey. You can even set up a disposable email if you'd like. ;)

>>86037465
not me

>>86025933
The show was always shit. The writing has literally not changed.

You're all dumb fucking retarded faggots.

>>86037465

There are at least two different people talking to you, btw.

>>86037398
Whatever its not going to come from 4chan. It comes from twitter and its easy to get it started because SJW's are like moths to a flame. Just chum the water its not that hard. And before you know it real SJW's are the ones calling for it.

Seriously two white men are in charge of the show. White men. Come on. Its 2017.

>>86037503
>not me
but you're doing the same thing, so once again... how many posts? have you already hit the bottom of your stubby mental barrel?
>>86037532
they're all essentially the same person though, they blend together fairly seamlessly

>>86037578
it'll be just like the time you guys got colbert fired!

>>86037631
No but its always fun to watch them squirm

>>86037580
There's no longer even an argument. I disproved your retarded statement about how the cat bullshit wasn't a prime example of how this episode's writing is fucking godawful and now I've just been fucking with you since. You're a woman, so naturally you can't just let things go, so the only thing I have to say to you further is POST TITS.

lol, dunk Pickle Rick in Szechuan Sauce lol

Where were the jokes in last nights episode? Was poop eating the one joke? Pickle Rick is a sight gag I guess. I mean there was a bunch of sight gags. But were there any jokes?

>>86037821
>I disproved your retarded statement
... you mean you called one line of dialog 2 minutes and then started screeching about resizing your browser to make it more than one line?
>still too insecure to accept that men find him ridiculous
how dare i not band together with you against LE FEMINAZIS amirite? i must be some kind of bluepilled libcuck gender traitor

>>86037989
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>>86038087
>lalalalala you can't penetrate my delusions lalalalalala
damn, i sure got """"""BTFO"""""""

>>86034973
Same, I'm not really sure what happened but at some point someone on the team must have gotten the mistaken impression that their action scenes were actually good
It reminds me a lot of Family Guy in that sense, how they transitioned from jokes to using over-the-top violence to fill for time, presumably because it's easier

>>86038087

I'd rather see her women studies diploma on the wall.

>>86031055
The message to the kids was "grow up"

>>86034973
Yeah, the violence scenes are over the top now. I can appreciate the occasional gory violence, but when it's done every scene with no substance, it gets repetitive.

>>86029994
I just know that there was no "dumb therapist pep talk" cocktail

>>86031660
>each episode tackling various social and philosophical issues
Rick and Morty is a good show but don't be ridiculos it's a fun show and I like it but the depth of his intelligence is making joke that references philosophical concept and/or slightly intelligent topic
They do not build anything of the sort they just joke about it
It's the equivalent of Big bang theory making a joke about a cat and putting Schrodinger in it.
Because you make a reference to something that belong to general culture doesn't means the shows is intelligent
Btw i'm not compairing Rick and morty to big bang theory as R and M is much funnier but they are on the same level of "intelligence"

>>86035340
No one cares, here is your (you)

>>86035737
i don't believe women can't be good at anything. but if a woman get hired cuz vagina, to fill a quota for gender balance, i believe she is not good at that thing

>>86039120

Well, in theory she could turn out to be good, but that would be just a coincidence.

>>86039120
>i don't believe women can't be good at anything.
well then you're dumb because there are biological differences that make the female gender less suitable for certain things. comedy being one. creativity.

>>86025933
>only episode 1 was good
>written by a man
>other 2 episodes were both dogshit and felt like a completely different show
>written by women
Why the fuck does this always happen

>>86039564
>Certain things

Not even being edgy women are worse at most things and the things they are advantaged in are social interactions where the ability to bear children gives them innate value.

>>86026647
>annoying orange

This explains everything

>>86029562
>>86029664
>talked him down
>he sat there with an uninterested face until she finished her monologue
>Rick & Beth immediately decide to ignore everything she said and go get a drink

>>86033413
I was thinking the same thing..glad someone else caught on

>>86042768
>Uninterested face

His eyes clearly narrow and he looks down and to the side, it's brief but clearly communicated that he's affected by it.