>Computer, simulate an early 21st century image board that's

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>>86009470
You asked for it

>>86009470
>Computer, simulate OP at 12PM on a Sunday night
>increase number and size of penile barbs by 250%
>disengage safety protocols

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>>86009470
Dr Crushers feets

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>>86010506
Troi's

>>86009470
computer
turn me into a pickle
disengage reddit protocols

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>Computer, generate 12 metric tons of butter
>Disengage safety protocols

>>86009636
>12PM
>night

>>86012327
one of my favourite variations on this theme

>>86012424
It combines the two best /trek/ memes, holodeckposting and fat Riker

>>86013112
>fat Riker
Somewhere in Season 6 he started fluctuating his weight from rugged thick to midwest football coach.

having trouble dl'ing the new .hdek update

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>Computer, create a 12 foot Dr. Crusher and Diana Troi with a case of Pon Farr.
>Increase their aggressiveness by a factor of 7
>Disengage the safety protocols and lock door until program is complete

>>86013746
Fat Riker looks like he beats his wife and eats hungry man TV dinners.

>>86013931
MADMAN!

>>86014058
or the type of guy who mows his lawn every 2 weeks and the mulch is clumping up and he's leaning into the lawnmower across piles of grass blades

COMPUTER SIMULATE PICKLE RICK

>>86014691
I had surgery a few days ago and I come back and I see nothing but pickle reddit. what happened?

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>>86010506
>>86010596

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>Computer, simulate a woman with no ability to deny my affections

>DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS

>>86015776
Cannot comply. Please program parameters.

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>>86015908
>MMIdunno, uhh say 10 feet tall wiiithh.. GOT IT, multi-species background.. OH, and don't forget the ball gag sub-routine

>>86012327
>>86013746
>>86014058
>>86014540

i only remember fat riker from the movies, pls post examples from the show.

worf also got huge in the movies

>>86009595
kek

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>>86016896

>>86009470
>tfw dwight schultz doesnt have a twitter account to post /trek/ screenshots too.

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>>86010644
>>86014691
Captain! Captain Janeway! What's up? It's me, Lizard Paris! *burps* I'm turning myself into a lizard, Captain! I'm a lizard now! Lizard Paris in the house! Whhaaassssuuuuupppppp??????? *braps*

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Computer, I want a recreation of a 20th century earth buffet restaurant known as "Golden Coral". Run the program for the next 12 hours. Nobody is to enter. Door lock over ride code "Riker 42876-alpha".

Oh, and computer? Disengage all safety protocols.

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>>86010596
>>86010506

>>86014863
Rick and mortys creator was shown to be a cancerous fa/tv/irgin, so hordes of retarded plebbitors have flocked here. We dont expect it to end any time soon

>>86017114
well he wasn't REALLY fat in the later episodes

>>86017392
>dwight schultz doesnt have a twitter account
damn, that's odd
he's a conservative and probably hates most social media

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>Pickle Rick is in the house tonight, Pickle Rick is gonna have a good time, Pickle Rick will make you lose your mind, Pickle Rick is gonna have a good time!

If you lived in a holographic simulation with holographic food, would you eventually become a hologram?

>>86013931
Fuck I miss computerposting

Can we have these outside of the trek general?

>>86018667
O'Brien and Bashir's holosuite adventures were always European battles.

I think secretly Bashir wished he was white.

>>86017114
Did he get swole or fat? I only watch ENT

>>86019080
He just put on like 10 pounds, it's really only noticeable comparing season 1 or 2 to season 7

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>>86014540
Oh come on now....at his worst he never looked that bad!

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>>86019142
>10 pounds
>huge

The entire cast of ENT was fit and way more committed to their characters

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>>86016896

>>86017455
Riker would fucking wreck a golden corral...im talking gummi bears ON the pizza slice type savagry

>>86009595
L O N D O N

>>86019452
Would that taste good?

>>86009595
M A N I L A
A
N
I
L
A

>>86016896
fuck I actually read this in his voice.

>>86020929
salty and sweet? fuck yeah it would nigga.