We have a movie called American Sniper, why isn't there

Because if you snipe your enemies they win.

>>85998370
nobody cares about canadians

>>85998370
God that movie was fucking garbage

>>85998370
America BTFO, Commonwealth = best.

>>85998370
A

>>85998598
t. muslim

POST
THE
FAKE
BEBE

>>85998794
FUCKING

>>85998370
Black Watch Snipers was a nice documentary.

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>Joint Task Force 2 sniper (name withheld)
>1,000+ meter power gap

In all seriousness, how can the most overfunded and overstaffed military in the world fail to compete with the most underfunded military in NATO when it comes to sniping? America should be able to get a 4km snipe just by blotting out the sun with 7.62mm

>>85999175
I literally cried and clapped at my theatre after watching this kino. the urge to kill mudslimes has never been so strong after watching this
thank you based clint thank you ;_;

>>85999333
>double trips
Time to join up, soldier

>>85998370
Canadians are so nice they wouldn't lie about their accomplishments or that they beat up ex-governors

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>>85999333
Excellent post...I'm going to go watch it again right nowand try and forget about this thread but no offense you did good

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better question: why isn't there a kino called Finnish Sniper?

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547.4 million USD reasons

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>>85999333 (checked)

>>85999999
>>86000000
hmmm

>>85998370
Because we don't have any money to make good movies. Leaf movies suck on the whole at the best of times, and there would be ZERO will in Canada to finance "muh propaganda" films (I liked American Sniper but leafland would shit itself if we tried to make a war movie that isn't Romeo Dallaire or WW1 because we are all pacifists and communists).

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>>86000241
It didn't have to be this way! FOR CHRIST"S SAKE WHAT HAPPENED IM OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A NATION OF MEN

>>86000241
there is lots of money but it is monopolized by the NFB and to get funding from the NFB you have to make shitty shitty content that not only conforms to cancon requirements but checks off all of the left-liberal tick boxes whomever is looking at your funding application thinks is important.

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>>86000197
>got thread(general no less)
>anime thread
>Canadian Glorification thread

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>>86000740
maybe we should delete /tv/ and start again with new gets

>>86000241
just make the sniper a tranny and it would get all the federal funding it needs

>>85999113
>burgers call in one of the 700 perpetually loitering F-16s to drop 6 JDAMs on the target

>canadians have to make do with a rifle

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>>86000833
speaking of gets

>>85999868
Everytime I see this pic it looks like his face is poorly shooped on (his) left side. It's so jagged.

>>85999868
if the movie shows every kill he made it would never be finished.

>>85999113
The joint chiefs aren't losing sleep over a page in the guinness world records.

>>85998861
BURGERCLAP

>>85999113
Americans carry 7 magazines of 30 rounds with them into combat. Canadians are each given 1 bullet. You learn how to use that bullet to maximum effect. One of my buddies managed to kill five Tali's by kiting them into a hallway and firing one 5.56mm through each of their jugulars while they were lined up.

>>85999868
this guy didn't even use a scope

>>85998370
because of their image. They want the world to think they are all nice and shit. The reality is most canadains are assholes.

>>85998370
I bet most of those kills were civilians and little kids

Americans kill nothing but top leaders like Bin Laden and hardcore elite snipers. Every American kill should be worth 5 Canadian kill, just like their dollar.

>>86001661
>most Canadians are assholes
People in Toronto and Quebec are assholes. The rest of the country is okay.

>>85999113
There aren't that many soldiers in the Canadian Forces. We have 68 000 soldiers, but that includes all three service branches. In terms of actual combat troops we only have a couple thousand. As a result our troops are some of the best trained in the world. From my understanding the Americans generally train their soldiers for a single specialized job. In contrast most of our soldiers can fill any role in their platoon. Also we avoid a lot of the pointless cock that you hear about happening in the American military. I've got a former marine buddy who is now a sergeant in my company who said being in the marines was like being on course most of the time. They'd make them do stupid shit like paint rocks and mop in the rain at their units. You don't see that shit here past basic or DP1 training.

>>86001360

Most of his kills were from the highground against an enemy wearing brightly colored clothes against the snow.

He's badass for many reasons, but his kill count was literally a fish in a barrel situation.

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>>86001661
>>86001754
This and this.......Sniping is a cuntish form of warfare and it's fitting that Canadians would quietly be experts at it

>>86001831
>The rest of the country is okay
Not really but you can believe whatever you want, Chang

>>86001006
You know he got shot in the face and had it reconstructed, right? He wasn't born like that.

>>85999175
The movie was dumb but the woman and kid carrying out the suicide bombing wasn't. I saw shit like that in Kandahar during my tour.
>manning vehicle checkpoint after carrying out several raids the day prior
>see kid walking towards checkpoint with a jacket that clearly looks stuffed up and something in his hand gripped like a detonator
>kid is clearly fucked up on opium
>yelling at him to turn around, warning shots don't phase him
>kid keeps getting closer
>still can't make out what the kid has in his hand
>my sergeant says fuck this and runs at the kid, picks him off the ground and carries him 100m out
>turns out the kid just had a rock in his hand and a bunch of clothes bunched up under his jacket
>taliban had drugged him up and sent him to the VCP to try and get us to shoot an unarmed kid
>Taliban still had a small victory because it made us think twice about shooting suspicious persons approaching us

>>86001976
Meh, When your "kill count" gets into the three digit range you can fuck right off with your "muh" highground"

t.RIDF

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>>86002712
Based story and Based sergeant

>>86002717

You OK there, buddy?

>>86001953
>68 000 soldiers
>9.984 million square kilometers

It's like you want us to hate you

>>86003182
NO, I'm power triggered by this thread and am literally contemplating a Burger run

>>86003464
>square kilometers
could someone convert this to none meme measurement please?

>>85999175
Yeah, this is about right.

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>>85999333
God bless Meruca

>>86003635
3.855 million mi2

Sorry I sorta did it outta respect

>>85998370
>sniper kills recorded in Imperial
>even though the top four positions of the leaderboard use the Metric system.
Typical burgers.

>>85998773
Long live the Queen, m88.

>>85999113
How is the US military overstaffed exactly? Or rather, what the fuck does that even mean?

The US military isn't overfunded, the defense industry is.

The Canadians leverage having a huge pool of experienced hunters in their vast rural areas into a well-developed sniper training program.

>>86003834
>sorry
you gave yourself away you fucking leaf

>>85998539
Better than being hated.

>>86003635
If you can't think in metric can you even think?

>>86000679
This isn't true. The problem is we have to use tax credits from NFB BECAUSE we are broke. If we actually had money to make movies without needing NFB tax credits we would be okay.

>>86003464
Theres nothing I'd like more than to double the budget and size of the forces. Unfortunately right now our government won't give us the funding for it, nor any clear goals to work towards that will give out recruiters anything to work with. On one hand the military is shifting back to conventional warfare with a focus on training to fight the ruskies, on the other we are training to fight this unknown African mission that may or may not exist. We also have a bunch of SOF in Iraq and Syria with the potential for reigmental boots on the ground. Nobody knows what we're actually training for in the forces, nevermind the canadian public, which are notoriously clueless when it comes to our military. So right now our recruiters put out half assed campaigns with no clear message while we fail to meet recruitment targets every year since we pulled out of Afghanistan.

>>86003860
I don't know what the UK is like, but here in Canada we use imperial for a load of shit still. Officially its metric, but it is very common for Canadians to talk about miles for distance. The information on our drivers licences is metric, but I only know my height in feet and inches, and weight in pounds. Food measurement is often in pounds, land is still commonly discussed in terms of acres. Etc.

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>>86004501
>unknown African mission
interesting, Central Africa is a mess right now

>>85998370
Did he send the dude's family an apology letter?

>>85999113
why bother with sniping when you can call in an airstrike or use drones?

>>85998370
Canadians aren't patriotic

>>86004835
I'm a UK fag and literally everything you said is the same where I am. Apart from maybe acres but I've never really discussed land in that context

>>86005272
compared to burgers, nobody is

>>86005269
It's a lot easier to discriminate between civies and insurgents with eyes on the ground. Who do you think calls in and directs fire/air support on distant targets? Snipers are one of the most important assets to commanders because of their versatility. They can be used to watch for IED planters, kill enemy commanders, provide overwatch during operations or call in airstrikes. If anything the increased use of airstrikes has only made snipers more relevant on the battlefield.

>>86001661
I can't stand fuckjng Canadians. Every one of them, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM does the "tee-hee we're so nice, we're almost TOO nice! Lol I'm going to say 'sorry' in an exaggerated Canadian accent" as if they're making fun of themselves, but they're not. They're sucking their own cocks. It's like the opposite of self-depreciating humor. Narcissistic fucks.


>>86005272
They are in their own faggy way. Mostly in a definition by opposition way towards Americans. Oh the little weasels couldn't be prouder of every single little thing they do differently from Americans. We get it faggots. Canadians are rat shit, they are trash, they deserve nothing but pain and hardship. FUCK leaves.

>>86001006
a female sniper left him like that

>>86005995
you missed the point americans dont take shots at long distance because they have other options to kill a guy
canadians have no choices they have to take the shot when americans deny their request for airstrikes

>>86003993
Nah. You can count your admirers by you haters.

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>>86005272
>>86005545
we just don't like that they don't like their own nation as much as we like our own that is it. It is a vast Beautiful nation and they just don't FUCKING CARE!!!!

>>86003993
>canacucks unironically believe this

kys my dude

>>85998496

This deserves a (you).

>>86005995
>>86006851
SO this is simply a matter of "asset utilization" and the leaderboard being dominated by Leafs and Brit's is basically a couple of there squads hiding in the weeds looking for vulnerable targets while the Americans do ALL the heavy lifting?

>>86005168

Is that some kind of crazy flintlock the dude's holding over his head?

>>86006010
Accurate. Source : I'm a leaf

>>86008193
Honestly I don't know, there are legit military guys lurking this thread and I defer to them...I do know that whatever it is...it and all those makeshift weapons are somehow more terrifying then much more capable modern weaponry

>>86002132
It was shrapnel actually

>>86006277
If this is true we just might get some Kino about him after all

>>86008545
Its not it was shrapnel

>>85998794
unda rat ted!

>>86008545
>>86009012
shut up already with the shrapnel bullshit, he got btfod
>In their efforts to kill Häyhä, the Soviets used counter-snipers, and on 6 March 1940, Häyhä was hit in his lower left jaw by an explosive bullet fired by a Red Army soldier.

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>>85998370
I'm pretty sure Parliament and some media shit on it.
That's canada 4u

>>86009858
>Parliament


sigh

>>86009743
Your right, weird I always thought it was shrapnel

>>85998370
America only fights fair like men, beady eyed anglos are the jews of the battlefield.

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>>86010070

>>85998370
Because they're fighting in USA wars.

>14 Million people in Ontario
>Nearly 9 million people in Quebec
The same system works in the States, Big cities are shitholes regardless of what party they vote for, About half of the country is fucking retarded and lives in liberal shitholes and the other half is what gives you shit like Robert Furlong and the other 11,319-foot shot.

>>86001321

this is not far from the truth. in fact, that canadian with the longest shot probably did it with borrowed american ammo, since canada sent some of them overseas without any.

>>86005168

dat air jordan logo

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>>86010772
All the .50 BMG ammo and even .338 Lapua the Bong used were made in America and provided by the military of the United States of America

>>86006010
>I can't stand fuckjng Canadians. Every one of them, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM does the "tee-hee we're so nice, we're almost TOO nice! Lol I'm going to say 'sorry' in an exaggerated Canadian accent" as if they're making fun of themselves, but they're not. They're sucking their own cocks. It's like the opposite of self-depreciating humor. Narcissistic fucks.

and they love to complain about america, how we treat refugees, etc. always trying to tell us how to do our business.

then they turn around and shit all over their native canadian people

>>85998370
Because I see them on Arma 3 and they always take the fucking sniper class so they can try to get epic 12 year old mile long shots, nothing else

>>85998370
I wouldn't even consider watching a flick called "Canadian Sniper". What can I say, America is a synonym of badass. Canada is a synonym of syrup, eh?

>>86010975
dat Peyton Jersey

>>86005272
We are, often in a snobbish faggoty way. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than being straight up anti-patriot like Germany.

>>86002132
I know, it's just the corners look so sharp, I can't picture what it looks like in 3D

:stopmusic:

>>86000241
Hyena Road was actually pretty good

>>86011130
>12 year old mile long shots
>Arma 3

I can't even into 12 inch shot in Arma 3
No sway/No fatigue mod scenario SP ONLY turbopleb

>>86005995
You do realize that we have the capacity to do this kind of surveillance from above without actually risking the lives of soldiers, right? Bit of a silly argument.

>>86011549
That's just how the game works, somehow sniping is a lot more stable shooting than hitting someone next to you

It's unique to the game

>>86011105
>we treat natives like shit
t. feather
We give them land, homes, tax breaks, money, and other benefits. You know what they do? Spend their money on alcohol and cancer sticks, commit crime, and trash their own property. Native problems are caused by natives, and my aboriginal friend (who grew up in one of those shitholes) is in total agreement. Integrate with our society or fix your own, it's your choice.

Canada: All the perks of being American, with none of the global hatred or nig nogs!

>>86011835
>cold as tits all the time

>>86003993
Really? A man who dies hated will at least be remembered.

But Canada? Canada is a kid whose parents will forget to pick them up from hockey practice one day and they'll sit outside the rink, waiting until they die like Fry's dog.

>>86002712
*yawn*

>>86011782
>Spend their money on alcohol and cancer sticks, commit crime, and trash their own property.

thanks for proving my point. so many canadians complain about the US, then turn around and treat their natives like dirt.

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>>86011835
>perks

Is Canada the only western country to successfully bring races together?
>whites and blacks in the US still hate eachother
>muslims in Europe keep blowing up while forcing their culture on others
>Canada has no large scale racial tensions

>>86012221
What do you want the white man to do? Prohibit the sale of alcohol and cigs, do weekly home inspections, and set up CCTV cameras everywhere to stop crime/bullying/domestic violence?

>>86012433
That's because you only have chinks

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Reminder that #6 on the Sniper List is American War hero Carlos Hathcock, whose 2,500 yd shot was achieved with A M2 Browning machine gun, on which he mounted a 10X Unertl scope, using a bracket of his own design

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>>86002712
autism is becoming squared nigga
whites have got to go

>>86011973
Canada is good with the outdoor cold. We don't wear full parkas at 20 degree weather.
That's 68 for you fahrenheit plebs

>>86003943
>The Canadians leverage having a huge pool of experienced hunters in their vast rural areas into a well-developed sniper training program.
Yeah, this. Three Canadians making one great shot each hardly equates to
>the Canadian military is magnitudes better than the American one

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>>86012810
Carlos, huh? Gotta go!

>>86004835
>>86005521
Ausfag here. The only thing we use Imperial for is ordering beer in the redneck states and measuring height if you're 35 or older. You guys need to pick up your game.

>>86013173
>he thinks America is the only country sick of canada

Canada is even worse than Australia when it comes to talking about "tough" and "badass" their country is. "Oh look at me I like the cold, aren't I so ballsy?" You think that shit doesn't get old after a while?

>>86006277
Source?

>>85999113
are you from 1775?

>>86000740
you should hang yourself IRL you faggot

>>85999484
Nah, that's not it. Canadians won't shoot someone too far away to say "Oh, sorry, eh" to afterward.

>>86011892
that's not a bad thing unless you're non-white

The misery and depression dripping off this thread should be reported to FEMA.

>>86012637
no they just want more money so their corrupt leaders can be even richer and the average pleb will have more for booze and cancer sticks

>>85998370
>the white death
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

If you want a Canadian Sniper movie than fucking make one, Leaf. Do you need Americans to do it for you?

>>86011105
>then they turn around and shit all over their native canadian people
This.

>ugh why aren't you accommodating Muslims immigrants and helping them practice their culture! bigot!
>proceeds to laugh at Québécois and shit on them for not wanting to speak english
Canadians are so fucking hypocritical.

>>86001953
The US military is best understood as a social programme with a smaller fighting force attached. Its why equality issues are such a sensitive issue for them, its a uniformed welfare state. Their actual warfighters are impressive people but you see others in the US armed forces no other professional force in the world would take.

>>85999175
there should've been more indian, chinese, and mexian americans represented in this film

>>86012433
Canadians only get rich and educated immigrants, and then have the gall to shame Europe and the U.S. for not treating their poor-as-shit immigrants under similar conditions.

>>86013718
>Do you need Americans to do it for you?
if it's going to be at all successful we do. Canadian made movies generally don't have any sort of budget for marketing due to being made mostly with tax dollars. as a result very few Canadians even know about the movie and not a single fucking person outside the country has even heard of it

>>86013173
>>86013411
Credit where credit is due..I've spent the last 18 years working(mainly in US) for a big Canadian Choo Choo company and Canadian Winters are no fucking joke(I'm lookin at you Alberta you frigid cunt) in the rail industry. This is not work for the meek I assure you.

>>86013830

Get China to pay for it, then. They own more and more of your country every day.

>>86010070
thank fuck blamey hit the right line. how embarrassing for canada.

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>>86013994
>yfw the Aussie's show up late in the game after your team has already won the thread

>>86013959
>They own more and more of your country every day
nope, the US owns most of the economy while the crown owns most of the land

>>85999175
Just how butthurt do you think this libcuck was when he made this pathetic image? He was probably crying the entire time as Jamal fucked his wife haha.

>>85999484
>lie about their accomplishments

The Navy investigation actually determined that he underestimated his medals.

>>85999175
I really like Bradley Cooper and I outright refuse to believe Clint Eastwood would make a straight up over the top PATRIOTISM movie. This isn't real, is it?

>Audience for American Sniper: ~70 Million persons
>Audience for Canadian Sniper: ~11 Million People

>>85999868
Not enough mongolians in hollywood. Hard to import as well.

>>86002712
Why can't the army just use stun weapons? Fucking coward faggots always shooting at shit when things go wrong.

>>86015317
Clint Eastwood said he made it ironically (no joke).

I was really surprised when I saw it also considering it went against most of Clint's views which he purported throughout his life, that and the fact the guy Bradley Cooper portrays is a psychopath IRL.

>>86015815

Remember at the rnc when he talked to a chair

Yeah he didn't make this ironically

>>86015871
His senility is ironic dude, you just aren't seeing it.

Clint's having a laugh at everyone's expense.

>>86009743
>>86010114
>explosive bullet
It's shrapnel autists.

>>85999175
>????

broke out laughing

that was so retarded

>>86015871
they asked him to do a speech and he didnt have anything prepared so he just did whatever the fuck he wanted. he has talked about this in interviews because retards like you believe that was proof of his dementia.

>>86015815
To be fair, the movie was ALWAYS going to sanitize and whitewash Chris Kyle.

In retrospect, given what happened with Kyle being sued by Ventura and his ultimate death, the film came out at the best possible time. If they had waited a couple of years, then the studio might have been more willing to address Kyle's pathological lying and getting sued. Perhaps even framing the film around him dealing with the fallout of Ventura calling him out on the lie about Kyle beating him up

>>86016177

Yeah, just how McCain said he couldn't speak straight because he stayed up late watching sports, when in fact he had a fucking brain tumor.

>>86015871
Yeah he did. But people are too retarded to detect irony in this day and age.

>>86011105
>hey love to complain about america, how we treat refugees, etc. always trying to tell us how to do our business.
That's just Toronto and Vancouver.

>the state of non-Anglo sniping

>>86016897
But some Saudi guys sniped the twin towers from over 100,000 feet

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>>86016897
Lol 15 of the top 18 are anglo

>>85999868
Did he start to melt on a hot day?

>>85999175
t.self hating Yurocuck

>>86006010
One thing I've noticed is they cannot drive. Every time I see a British Columbia license plate they are going 20 below the speed limit

>>86018181
are they Changs?

I've heard that they are not the best drivers?

>>85998496
fpbp

>>86000900
More like
>burgers have to waste hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars to do the job that a leaf with a rifle could do

>>86015133
he lied about a shit-ton of stuff in his book, including saying he was posted on top of the superdome to snipe looters

>>85998810
It really was garbage. Thank god they didn't ruin a good sniper like Carlos Hathcock.

>>86001953
>Also we avoid a lot of the pointless cock that you hear about happening in the American military
What did my fellow leaf mean by this?

>>86006010
>tee-hee we're so nice, we're almost TOO nice! Lol I'm going to say 'sorry' in an exaggerated Canadian accent"
actually I'm a Canadian and I'm an asshole

>>86013729
Why can't we shit on Quebecois Francophone trash and Muslims?

>b-but muh french heritage
Faggot

would anybody care if america invaded canada?

>>86019243
Americans already tried and failed

>>86002040
Sniping is 100% awesome.
How many civilians do you think get blown to bits or crippled by snipers?
How much do they cost for how much of an impact they have?
Send a sniper and spotter out with a few litres of water, a snack, and 10 bullets, and they can change the coarse of a war.

The fact that everyone hates them just makes them even more heroic.

>>86019280
>coarse of a war
>coarse

Fuck does anybody remember that movie I think it was ww1 the guy got off a train and was handed one clip of ammo and the other had the gun and everyoby got wiped, fuck what was the name?

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>>85998370
Because no one cares about you fucking leafs. soon

>>86019280
Name ONE (1) war won by snipers faggot.

>>86019364
Vietnam LOL

>>85998598
>that fake baby scene
jesus christ what were they thinking

>>86011835
This.

Canada is America without the garbage.

>>86002712
what the fuck, how do you not kill the kid in that situation?

>>86019339

Enemy at the Gates

>>86018181
You must mean Alberta plate
Worst drivers in the country

>>86019264
Bongs cucked us out of it like 5 times....times have changed though sweetie....they are literally begging us to annex you now and have promised us they wont get in the way

>>86013801
Canada takes more immigrants per capita than the us.

Americans have 10 times the population, but only take 4 times as many immigrants yearly.

Yeah, we have a mere-based points system for immigration, but we also take in as many people as we can.

>>86015871
He's a secret democrat trying to ruin romney's campaign.

>>86005545
>Japan
>China
>KOREA

>>86021174
Insectoid conformist does not equal Patriot you fucking faggot

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>>85999175
based

>>85998911
>curvature of the Earth
The what?

>>86021399
Lol non-anglo detected

>>86021399
My problem with it is that there is no fucking way they detected the curvature of the Earth, they're snipers not physicists.

Plain bullshit, if you've ever talked with someone in the military they'd tell you he was just being a bragging piece of shit.

>>86021399
cyka

>>85999868
>killed soviet soldiers
>soviets won the war
That canadian dude was right after all

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>>85999175
>G-d

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>>85998911
>the curvature of the earth
This is leaf commie propaganda. The world is flat.

Justin "2016" Trudeau is our prime minister, that's why.

You'd see a movie about transgender dogs before you saw one that glorifies our military.

>>85999175
you can tell this was written by someone who speaks Chinese as a native language

>>86023100
>Not being carried on the back of elephants on top of a flying turtle
U N E D U C A T E D

>>85999175
*swoons with patriotism*

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Come at me

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>>86010207
>Americans
>not anglos
Nigga what?

>>85998370
>But b--ut b-ut if you kill them, they win

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>>85998370
>Canadians will take unrealistic shots, frequently missing and alerting enemies to their position in the desperate hope of beating American distance scores
>Americans are too concerned with actually hitting their marks and perceive themselves as above competition with Canada

>>86024669
¿Qué?

>>86015347
That's a pretty optimistic figure for Canadian sniper

>>86019454
>fake baby scene

I don't remember a fake baby scene, remind me?

>>86019124
Yeah well I'm American and I'm nice wanna fucking fight about it

>>86019398
Rekt

>>86027818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_lCmnfw8uU

I watched that movie with my parents and we were confused, we laughed and was embarassed. It's so obvious and shitty. Couldn't take anything seriously after that.

>>86011598
Drone surveillance is no substitute for eyes on the ground. Ask anyone with recce experience and you'll get the same answer.

>>86024755
It's not unrealistic for Canadians. Rip

>>86019066
It's army slang here. We generally call punishments or shitty tasks cock or shaft. Getting yelled at is called getting jacked up or recieving a jacking.

>>85999113

The US relies on toys because they can throw more money at problems than anyone else.

Other nations rely on soldiers.

Stories of American retardation are exchanged by other militaries the world over. You lot really don't have a good rep.

>>85998496
Top kek

>>86004835
In Britain most measurements used in conversation are imperial apart from temperature, no one would ever describe their height in cm but if you try to investigate famous manlets on Google it only ever gives you cm and I don't know what it means.

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>>86028390
>have a stronger military than literally the entire rest of the world combined
>>"w-we laugh at your guys"

The envy is real.

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>>86024034
is this really the president of canada? Really truly?

>>86026980
Americans are decended from English settlers (and a few insignificant foreigners).
Therefore, Americans are 'beady-eyed' anglos.
QED

>>86028977
>president of canada
Here's your (You)

>>86029989
president and prime minister are interchangeable in my country you insensitive prick

>>85998370
>Canadian Sniper
>Blows a man's brains out from 2 miles away
>is plagued for the rest of his about the fact that he never got to apologize to the man before shooting him

>>85998370
By that image you can correlate who has the better camo.

>>86028014
Was that scene cut from some versions? It isn't in the version I watched.

I feel like aim isn't even a big factor at that distance, you're just getting lucky as fuck.

>>85998370
That "info" graph uses the same typefaces that the CBC uses. The same people who literally made commercials about white genocide and don't hire white Heterosexual males.

>>86001321
Whoah brah I bet your buddy tells everyone that all the time at the club ahaha did you suck his dick too bro? Yeah man they only give people one bullet in combat situations I believe it Canadians are so badass bro haha even though all they do is help fight Canadian forest fires and peacekeep in third worl shitholes hahaha bro your buddy is so cool though what with his stolen valor and all.

>>86005272
Because we don't have a culture any more. Up until the late 2000's we had it but not any more!

All the hate from Canadians only because Trump is president.

>>86011835
>nig nogs
Indians are 10 times worse. I'd rather walk through Harlem than a fucking Indian res in northern BC.

>>86021725
Seriously, gravity would take care of that it doesn't matter how fast it's going, airplanes don't account for the (((Earth curvature)))

>>86012221
>Three Eagles Dancing Billyboy Paul Boychuck is mad that people are fed up with his shit.
I wish you were actually genocided. All you do is huff paint, steal and kill innocent people all while getting free shit from the gubmint.

The British shot was superior. He killed two people at that range and destroyed the MG they were manning as well. That's a lot more skill than a one off shot. Either way, Canadian was using .50 and the Brit was using something else, I dunno what but it wasn't a 50cal. So comparing the two is dumb as fuck.

Also, how is it fair having Special Forces competing with what are essentially grunts? SAS has probably beaten the record but the British military, I assume, keeps their shit quiet and doesn't start bragging about shit it's special forces did.

Fucking leafs.

>>86030733
I gave you a (You)
No thank you from you
Who's insensitive

Why are autismos so attracted to snipers?

>>86033015
I pick neither
Both are sketchy as fuck
Walking around prince George at night bad scene

>>86033222
Based full house speaks the truth about the chug nation
Lucky to be alive and still bitching they deserve to be treated differently or better than the average Joe
Buck up and work like a normal person

>>86005521
I'm from the UK and everyone where I live uses acres.
Northern Ireland

>>86018181
lol thats because theyre asians

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>>86033222
Why are Canadian "Natives" such shit?
Aborigine tier really

Friendly reminder the most deadly sniper alive is a British Royal Marine who was friends with chris kyle..


USA Don't need to train their soldier to the same standard as UK/CAN/AUS/NZ. They're got a shit load of troops, a shit load of tanks a shit load of destroyers a shit load of planes and the best tech money can buy.

Pretty sure the only reason Canadians are so high is because they're the only ones to systematically record their shooting distance. Should ask /k/ about it though.

>>86033749
The Sniper with most kills is a Brit royal marine m8.

Our lads are the best trained on earth.

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>Irag
>Afghanistan

All sniperlet meme achievements really
Only Impressive Shots were
Vietnam sniper
American Indian Wars
American Civil war
Dixielets BTFO

Canadian has No back story

>youtube video.

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>>85998496

>>86029490
No, the majority of American whites nowadays are Germanic due to the influx of German immigrants back in the day.

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Step aside militarylets
The king has arrived

>civilian MOH recipient

>>85999175
Imagine being so asshurt that you made this entire image.

>>86011835
>muslim refugees
>gay leader
>dog fucking is legal and encouraged
Sounds great to me :)

>>86036056
>this is what americans actually believe


AHAHAHAHAHAH


Btw those english people who settled in the usa are of german orgin also. so you're half right i guess hahahahaha

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>>86036054
That was seriously fucking hell
Brutal as fuck being there

>>86036663
I'm more upset about that SS 2bh

>>86036758
It's telling Tyrone to stop

>>85998370
Because it gets really annoying when the protagonist says 'sorry' after each kill

>>85998496
I don't understand

>>86037544
Yes, exactly.

>>86015682
>Using stun guns when Muhammad and Achmid have rifles and RPGs
Please kill yourself for being this retarded

>>86037650
Canadian's don't believe in the tactical value of murder

It is Baffling to us all

>>86037723
>not understanding that Amerisharts deserve to get slaughtered for walking into a foregin country without even the courtesy of declaring war first

>>86019398
Got ya there, bitch.

>>86037650
It's a Tzu Sun reference:
"If you kill your enemies, they win."

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>>86037723
Some Scandi Pickle refugee from last night who had no business in this thread...carry on

>>86037833
>#dunecoonlivesmatter
The colour of Yuroshit """'"logic""'"'

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>>86033749
>>86035459
Maybe you brits would still have an empire if you didn't tax the tea.
Fucking arrogant cunts. Manifest destiny is soon to be. This is revenge.

>>86038068
you know it was the 1765 stamp tax not the tea tax that "sparked" the war right?

it was because (((they))) didn't like paying more money to publish (((their))) newspapers etc


why dont americans know they have been fooled by kikes for literally their entire existence

they'd need to make american drone first

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>all these butthurt yanks ITT

>>85998496
Trudeau keep winning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhC49cBQaE

>>85998370
Hard to make a movie about a single gun shot.

>>85998370
Best part of this picture is that all the people listed made impossible shots at impossible ranges but people will only look at #1 and say the other ones suck. While they couldn't even plink a can at 20 yards with a bb gun.

>>86019716
Because believe it or not shooting a kid is something most people do not want to do

>>85998370
>tfw you celebrate the gloriousness that is the Western military and appreciate all of these shots rather than gloat

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>>86039195
oaf

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>>86039798

>>85998370
Just remember that if America didn't start those wars, you Canadians wouldn't be able to brag about your snipers.

Wait, what?

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>>86040075
EVERY single facet of everyone of those military engagements was brought to fruition by the military of the United States of America.

These are examples of a glorified training exercise and mere participation trophies frankly.

>>86040825
The friendly fire and suicide deaths are real tho

>>85998370
Because the canadian sniper was probably some hunble guy that just thought he was doing his job and chris kyle was an obnoxious faggot that wrote a fake book.

>>86041276
>hunble guy
>Joint Task Force 2

Where are you from, do you believe in anything?

snipers have spotters who give them wind speed/direction and distance to target plus w/e other factor is needed. you literally just dial these in on your scope and shoot. there is an element of luck involved as well as you can't predict a gust of wind. there is not a massive amount of skill needed to make these shots. its more luck than skill

>>85998370
>iraq
>canadian flag

>>86040075
america didn't start the war, the soviets did

>>86021399
It's called Coriolis effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y80D5NziFAA

>>86037914
kek

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>mfw an American was fat near me

>>86038591
>jews were in america in 1765
delusion

>>86002712
So the movie kid carrying out the suicide bombing wasn't dumb because you stopped a kid with a rock?

>>85998370
It's worth noting that the shot in '17 was done with a fiddy cal, not a sub fiddy munition like the rest of the shots.

>>86046375
Nice reading comprehension.

>>86046970
>The movie was dumb but the woman and kid carrying out the suicide bombing wasn't.
>turns out the kid just had a rock in his hand
Fix yours burger.

>>86037650
Justin Trudeau said "if you kill your enemies, they win". Which in that context is right since each Mudslime you kill turns into a martyr and recruits dozens more.

>>86047077
The fact that you'd have to think twice about killing a child.

>>86047091
>Which in that context is right since each Mudslime you kill turns into a martyr and recruits dozens more.

bullshit. it doesn't work like that. the radicalization happens because the CIA finances them

>>86047077
The movie was dumb but not the part about the woman and kid you couldn't make that out anon? are you retarded?

>>86010070
How do you even fuck this up? It's such a basic, straightforward pattern. I'm fairly sure many chimps could do it effortlessly

>>86023100
You're a fucking idiot, flat earthers don't believe this.

>>86035143
They get paid just to exist. Why bother trying at life, why not just knock a girl up at 17 and try drugs since the government hands you free money for doing nothing?

>>86033151
>airplanes don't account for the (((Earth curvature)))
...Airplanes absolutely do account for Coriolis, you absolute (((retard)))

>>86023100
>>86047239
Yeah, they believe in something much more insane.

>>86047077
>taliban drug and dress up a kid to make it look like he's going to explode the fucking checkpoint with the intention of having the army shoot him to death so they can use the event for propaganda purposes
You're right, that's so much better and not on the same level of barbarism at all

>>86047091
fun fact: Justin Trudeau never said that

>>86047318
Oh, don't get me wrong, but at least their insanity is consistent. I work with a flat earther, it comes from an extreme literal trust in the bible, and absolute distrust of everything else, but at least the logic is internally consistent.

>>86047664
Spot on about the flat Earther-bible connection/orgin but its leaked out to the paranoid masses

>>86005168
>Central Africa is a mess right now
>now
Go get me a fucking timeline of Africa since man came down out of trees and point to a singular instance where it wasn't a fucking mess.

>>86001360
Scope means he would need to hold his head higher.

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>>86011782
>indians
>We give them land

>>86048128
>LMAO@ biting on that dangling now

>>86047168
>>86047212
>>86047362
Man you amerilards are dumb. His justification for the kid being a suicide bomber being realistic was that he stopped a kid that wasn't a suicide bomber. You don't see the problem in that?

>>86049115
The fact is that it *could* of been a suicide bomber you dense cunt. It was meant to raise doubt and suspicion to the US soldiers. Whether or not that kid was shot, the taliban won in the end.

>>86050091
It was real in my mind goy. Literally inventing your own enemies.

>>86050879
You would be a coward to fight in war.

>>86050979
Yea I'd be too busy pissing my pants at the sight of children.

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>>86047168
Just don't lead 'em as much.

>>86051620
Fuck that fucking dumb war and what it did to those men