Was this a real log or was it a hollow prop or something? Can't

IMAGINE

>>85993729
why not? that would weigh nothing to him

probably real, if made these days it would have just been a prop cause safety and shit

LOOK DOWN

It was Brosnan's wife's turd

PUT THE LOG DOWN

NOW

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>>85993799
this board is interesting

>>85993729
It's easier than you would think

>>85993729
It's obviously a prop. They're not gonna make an actor carry around a 300-400 pound log

>>85993729
a real log would weigh like 700lbs so what do you think

>>85993768
>that would weigh nothing to him
Shut up little faggot

>>85993729
He's got a big log. That's what they were trying to say.

Arnold has a big log.

lol op is a weak phaggot that log isnt even big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6XOO5fdkuQ

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>>85993729
>>85993950
Wood is not as dense as you think.
>average wood density ~700kg/m^3
>log looks about 30cm diameter
>log looks about 4m long
>log volume ~0.1m^3
>log mass ~70kg
Aka about 150 pounds. Entirely doable for a big guy like Arnold

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, log, you fuckin' fine, all huge with your tight bark and horrific knotty ringed interior. I would totally carry you around, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is lug another plastic prop in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only shoulder that log while the log flaunts its disappointing length in front of you, the favorable daylight barely concealing its fungus and decay, and just carry it back and forth, take after take, hour after hour, while it perfected that look. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous fucking weight but its haughty attitude as everyone on set tells that log it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CUT LUMBER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to carry it and watch it's monstrous fucking brambly exterior display types of tree diseases you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been sawing nothing but a healthy diet of oaks and chestnuts and later alleged yew trees for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sap that's breaking out on its disgusting bark as it leaks fluids suggestively on you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to carry it and revel in her "arboreal (for that is what it calls itself)" beauty, the beauty it worked so hard for with personal foresterd in the previous yearss. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future lumberjack career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>85993768
>why not? that would weigh nothing to him
Wasn't he really not as big as advertised though?
A lot of people used to say that Arnold was actually a manlet with muscle.

>>85993729
arnie had heart problems at the time of filming from all the steroids, he had a heart transplant surgery not long before filming started and because of this could not put much strain on his body

>everything he interacts with is a super light prop

>>85994271

>phaggot

Congratulations on the faggot post of the month.

>>85994384
Took you long enough.

>>85994399
>A lot of people used to say that Arnold was actually a manlet with muscle.
You know who those people were? me neither because they weren't fucking important

>>85993768
>>85994271
>>85994295
Literal retards. Arnie actually had an interview where he admitted he had to ask for them to make a fake one because a real log would be way too heavy. Arnie wasn't a powerlifter, and even then they'd struggle (logs weigh a lot)

>>85994446
>arnie had heart problems at the time of filming from all the steroids, he had a heart transplant surgery not long before filming started and because of this could not put much strain on his body

Wow, that heart surgery he had in 1997 affected a movie he made in the 1980s? That's fucking amazing you fucking lying faggot

>>85994384
top kek

>>85993768
How many cocks have you eaten today anon?

>>85994481
Its true though

>>85993729
HES A WHITE FUCKING MALE!!!!

>>85994174
For who?

>>85994640
It's definitely a lot easier to look bulky if you are a manlet, but I don't know how tall he is

>>85994295
0.3m diameter and 4m length is ~0.3m^3 volume.

>>85993729
It's obviously a foam prop.

>>85994295
>4m
That log is at least 6m long.

>>85994721
>but I don't know how tall he is
Then why are you even trying to talk about it faggot? Kill yourself.

>>85994399

That's Stallone.

>>85994295
I think you forgot to multiply by pi, the volume should be around 0.28 m^3:
>(pi)(4 m)(0.15 m)^2 = 0.2827 m^3

Which gives approx 200kg if we take your 700 kg/m^3 density value (though there is a lot of variance for wood density). 200kg is 440 lbs.

wew lad desu my dude

>>85994818
I'm not the guy you were talking to, but I'll kill myself anyway

The director has stated it's a prop.

>>85993729
Arnie never did more than one take

>>85994826
That's Cruise and his stool.

>>85994384
>arboreal
kek

>>85994970
that's you and your mom's bull

>>85993729
>>85993901
>>85994271
Never picked up a log irl

>>85995099
did I touch a nerve Cruisefag

>>85993729
isn't pretty much every behind the scenes stories from Arnold's 80s movies about them fucking around and having dick measuring contests?
he probably did it to show off and they ended up putting it in the movie

it should be possible for him to do with a real log if it was dry

>>85994399
Arnold was 6'3 and like 250 lbs of at 8% bodyfat
Thats p huge

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Arnie is 6'2"
Mike Mentzer is 5'8"

>>85995222
>>85995298
Hes 6 foot tops

An inch either way in diameter or a foot either way in length makes a lot of difference so the weight is difficult to calculate, but if the log was real it was between 180 - 315 pounds, which even at the high end would not be a struggle for Arnie to carry on his shoulder. Though it might portentially be a struggle to actually pick up, once it's in position the legs are doing the lifting and a 315lb squat would be lightweight as fuck for him.

If it's at the low end he could just toss it around all day, 180lbs is nothing even to lifters significantly smaller than Arnie.

>>85994399
Arnold is like 6'2 or something? That is like the perfect height area.

>>85994295
live wood also has a shitload of water weight to deal with, a live limb weighs like three times what a long dead one does.

>>85993729
Only large Russian women can do that.

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What was Arnold best role though?

>>85995452
Jingle all the way probably

>>85994384
this post deserves more (you)s

>>85994295
I literally work for a tree cutting company and deal with this shit almost everyday. You're utterly deluded if you think that log on his shoulder is only 150 pounds.

>>85994384
Jesus that was good.

>>85995334
Mentzer, and Zane, are pretty short, (5'8", and 5'9") but Dennis Tinerino is 6'1".
They all look close in height, so for Arnie to lie about his height the Tinerino would have also.
This image is pretty decieving since they all look like they are all of similar height.

>>85995645
Kill yourself queer

>>85995452
I liked them all.

>>85995452
Maggie was one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I'm an Arnie homer

>>85995586
How new are you?

>>85994384
You have a gift.

>>85995452
One of these never happened...

>>85993729
I'm a big guy. I could carry a log like that, but not very far.

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>>85995452
Terminator for me

>>85995819
he's gives a great performance

>>85994271
those are some big guys

>>85993729
>>85993768
Back when I was fit as fuck, I could do that with a real log. They were really REALLY fucking heavy too (white ash, 40lbs per sqft density about 300lbs for a 12inch x 10 feet log). I only did it like three times. It really wants to pull you shoulder and collar bone right off. And, I didn't have anything to protect my skin so that was really rough. Now, a 50lbs bag of feed is more than I'm willing to carry. Fuck being young and stupid.

Arnold should have been able to do that easily.

Logs aren't that heavy. Unless its some extremely dense wood that's probably only about 40 pounds. Once you get one nicely balanced on your shoulder they're practically weightless.

>>85995452
>no Hercules in Brooklyn
Dropped

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>>85996463
>says the guy that carries nachos from 7-11

I can smell your MAGA hat from here.

>>85996463
according to the estimates in this very thread, even if it was balsa wood it would around 100 pounds so frigg off you dummy

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>>85996654
>I can smell your MAGA hat from here.
I LOVE MY FUCKING COUNTRY GO MAKE MY TORTILLA BITCH

>>85996929

What estimates are you talking about?

>>85997008
see here:
>>85994295
His volume was wrong though, it should be ~0.3m^3 based on these dimensions

Density of different woods: http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/wood-density-d_40.html

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>>85997005
his muscles also need more definition
not that it would make it less gay just so that he could physically match Arnold

>>85997185

That doesn't mean shit to me because he's just assuming the diameter and length. It's not gospel, he's guessing just as much to me. Who really gives a shit anyway?

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>>85993729
Reminder that Commando is capeshit

Written by famed comic writer Jeph Loeb; about a super strong soldier that can lift cars, carry trees, take grenade hits and come out only with bruises, and throw a broken pipe through the chest of a guy wearing mail.

>>85997452
Of course. More accurately it's Men's Adventure pulp.

>>85993768
>reddit spacing
>a fucking retard who run his mouth
checks out

>>85997452
Val Verde, the country John goes to to rescue his daughter is also made up, has appeared in comic books before and is a location in other such movies as Die Hard 2.

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>>85996963
>roid faggot that sucks dicks for dimes

try harder next time, nancy

You can tell it's fake just by looking at he way the bark cells are jointed together.

>>85997399
It's called an estimate. Just look at the picture, his dimensions are reasonable, give or take a little bit. There's enough info to say that there's no way it's 40 pounds, that's off by an order of magnitude.

>In this thread
>Fat ass basement neckbeards talking about how Arnold wasnt even really that strong
>KYS

>>85998261

I couldn't possibly care less about this. Chill out.

>>85993729
The log was fake but the Porsche flip was real.

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>>85998331
Well excuse my tism then. Anyway, I hope you learned something about the weight of wood today my friend.

>>85993729
What? No, Arlnie used to just walk around carrying that thing for the lulz. It wasn't even part of the scene originally, but they wrote it in.

>>85994295

You're a fucking idiot.

>>85998711
rude 2bh

>>85997452
and jumped from a plane into a shallow swamp

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>>85994561
>Arnie wasn't a powerlifter
Except those times he won powerlifting competitions.

>>85993729
It was real. This was back in the day when men were actually men who were ready to step up to the plate and make themselves into marriageable material, not kids still playing video games even when they're already 30.

>>85999692
There is literally nothing wrong with playing vidya at 30

>>85994384
fucking lol

get 2bh

>>85996420
>50lbs bag of feed
From where? What are some places that sell feed?

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>>85993729
Is this a fake log too?
OP is a faggot.

>never cut and lifted logs the thread

that shit is heavy as fuck

>>86000207
You may have heard of a place, it's called fuckyou's.

>>86000281
B U T C H

>>85993729
It doesn't even look real

>>86000281
That shit probably isn't pine, probably has been sitting somewhere drying (fresh cut wood is fucking heavy), also shes like 5 feet tall so that's probably only 7 feet long.

>>86000207
>Bioforge Labs
>Dinatec Inc.
>Sylvite Southeast, Ltd
>Sneed's Feed & Seed
>Colma Logistics, LLC
etc.

>>86000441
Hell, they can't even have chopped wood with an axe before, even just doing that gives you an appreciation of how much a full freshly cut log would weigh.

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>>85994384

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>>85996654

>>86000631
dat autism

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>>86000816
>tfw you find yourself trying to split a really knotty bit of gum or pine

I'm convinced learning to use an axe is part of becoming a man.

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>>85994384
This is by far my favorite meme

>>85996463
>40 pounds
I don't believe you've ever held a piece of wood in your life

>>86001453
He has, just not the kind you mean

>>86001398
T.Hanks is mine.

>>85998148
>roid faggot that sucks dicks for dimes
[citation needed]

>>85994384
10/10
have a (you)

>>85994384
why are there so many versions of this fucking garbage

>>85994785
6 meters is nearly 20 feet, which is definitely way off.

This is a near perfect /tv/ thread. We've seen appearances from all sorts of memes (IMAGINE, baneposting, Sneed's Feed and Seed, etc), we've got in depth wood discussion occuring alongside a spirited debate over Arnie's height as well as a rousing examination of his filmography.
Nothing quite like board culture, boys!

>>86001761
Back the reddit you go.

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Arnie threads are the best

>>86001792
This, good thread lads

>>86001236
>calling someone who did the fucking research "autistic"
only in 2017

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>>85994384

>>86002074
>research

>>86001860
shut your fucking whore mouth you little faggot, i've been here since 05, i know why the pasta exists, i'm asking why people thought different versions should exist

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>>85996654
>I can smell your MAGA hat from here.
kek

>>85997452
so Commando is best capeshit ever confirmed?

>>86001792
see
>>86001860 faggot

going meta ruins the moment. even though 4chan is reddit tier at this point, pointing out le funnies makes it more so. you're like the guy who wanders into a beatnik bar in 2017 and points out how ironic it is. yeah, everybody gets it, and it's kinda shit at this point, but whatever. don't start talking about it.

>>86002537
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>85996463
>>85997008
>>85997185
I don't care about your fucking autism or even calculations ITT that may or may not be accurate, let's just go out into the woods and you try to pick up a "light" dead tree easily and then do a bunch of shoots with it (although I assume I will have already won a bet that you couldn't pick it up first, in this scenario)

t. has touched a barbell more than once and been in the woods before

>>86002644
This is arguably the most intelligent and hipster board on 4chan. The fact that you can't understand it and take everything at face value speaks worse of you than of /tv/. You probably think this is just a place where people spam shitty memes without self-awareness, but in reality it's all a Jackson Pollok painting and you're too pleb to get it.

The regular teevee userbase is among some of the oldest 4chan users going back to the SA forums, and according to one strawpoll (and my personal experience in chat clients) tv probably has the highest ratio of STEM professionals to laymen, and that's not even counting students. I would be interested to see an IQ spread of various 4chan boards, but I expect /*tv*/ to be well above 120 on average with plenty of 140+. I'm 100% serious, you have to know some pretty esoteric shit to truly grok this board. The fact that most people can't even read the damn thing speaks for itself. The users who have been on ass4ass for years outside of the clique weltanschauung are definitely a minority. Of course, there really *are* some people posting anime girls and fruits with no context, which only serves to further convolute the process.

>>86002816
>ass4ass
>didn't even edit the pasta right

literally me but I'm replying as if it was somebody else's goof ;^)

>>86002816
Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of 4Chan.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

>>86001792
this but unironically

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>>85994384
>alleged yew tree
Top joke right there.

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>>85993729
>Was this a real log or was it a hollow prop or something?

Depends on the wood really, you get dense woods and helium woods

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>Logging is hard. This was maybe my answer to Arnold, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Commando had a very medieval philosophy: that if Matrix was a good man, the woods would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Arnie can say that Matrix killed Bennett and returned to carrying logs for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Arnold doesn’t ask the question: What was Matrix’s chopping schedule? Did he maintain a sharp axe? What did he do in times of drought and wildfire? And what about all these trees? By the end of the movie, Bennett is gone but all of the trees aren’t gone – they’re across the forest. Did Matrix pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little saplings, in their little nurseries?

Why is GRRM so autistic?

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>this thread

>>86003311
THICCdubs

>>85993729
I think it's more to do with balancing the weight evenly.

even a "real" powerlifting or strongman would use a prop for movie purposes

a log like that would be like 500 fucking pounds

>>86004283
prop logs are often heavier than real logs due to having to comply with safety standards

>>86002718
The calculating autists agree that wood is fucking heavy though, so relax

>>85995452
Honestly I think Running Man is kind of mediocre

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>>86001236
>>86000631
>>86000207
chicken feed comes in 50lb bags and canidae dog food can come in 44lb bags
same with diamond naturals at 40lb

i work with animals boy you're all fucking retarded
>50lbs is too heavy
im almost hitting 30 and its fucking nothing.jpg

also /fit/ would laugh at my figure, id be a DYEL meme

>>86004391
plants are made of mostly water, so the density of a log is close to that of water. It doesn't weight that much. Have you even logged a log before? You just need a good stance and balance

>>85993729
Anyone want to make him carrying pickle rick?

>>86004760
Anything can be heavy if there's enough of it. That log is pretty big.

>>86004760
What a fucking retard, density is half of the equation, volume is the second half.

>>85995452
There's too many god tiers on this list, even if Running Man is enjoyable, it's probably more in the ok tier moviewise.

His best movie in my opinion is Total Recall. I also really enjoyed Conan and Jingle All the Way.

Also fun fact, parts of Junior were filmed in my uncle's old house.

>>86005351
Arnold could easily carry that volume of water

>>86004660
All of the posts you're replying to are memes you sperg

>>85996517
even Arnie admitted he was ashamed of making that

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>>85994384
top keks

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>>85998284
>implying kill yourself