>2000+17 >Hollywood still hasn't made a better movie

>those fucking sets and props
Modern Rome thing would be 80% shitty CGI and will cost 10x more to make.
Computers were a mistake.

>Hollywood
Your own fault, anon. Rome was pretty good.

>>85992543
Dont expect 90% of the faggots that post here to have seen it. Fuck the current state of /tv/

Was Rome full of blacks. I feel like it would be for some reason.

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>>85992748
>pretending Gladiator isn't in every shitty&accessible "shit you have to watch" list

>>85992863
Yea, that means it must suck, right?

>>85993142
No, but it certainly doesn't imply it must be some hidden gem only 10% of the board has seen.

>TFW we'll never get a movie about Caesar genociding Germanic barbarians

>>85992863
You really think the current crop of numales and faggots on here even watch movies? Definitely nothing before 2007. Numales also hate Russell crowe.

>>85992543
can't glorify white culture goyim

>>85992863
Lots of movies are. Doesn't mean everyone watches them especially the as the years go on. Like this speaker was making a Fight Club reference the other month and none of those 19- 20 year olds had a clue what movie it was. Of course I didn't leave her hanging.

>>85993227
Most of the board is shit posting redditfags with a sprinkling of tumblr

>>85993262

>germanic

Gallic.

His armies enslaved and killed the gallic peoples after the end of his campaign.

>>85993227
This board is 90% capeshit. Refreshing to see historical films being discussed.

Why does /tv/ have reddit mods now? What the fuck happened? Is gook moot to blame?

>>85993496
Half the board is got and rick and morty

>>85993496
>historical
>gladiator
bahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha *breathes in* ahahahahhahahhahahaha

>>85994287
This is one of the numales i was talking about

>>85993747
the got shit will only last a month or 6 weeks more, and then nothing until 2019 at the earliest. you'll survive.

>>85995119
Can you explain why all the youngfags are obsessed with rick and morty? I couldnt make it through the 2nd episode.

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>>85992543

Bait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCKJmJNNrbM

Those first 45 seconds
Perfection

>>85992748
gladiator won best picture

its a hugely popular and well-known movie

dont be a faggot

>>85995269
>rome

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>>85993262
>>TFW we'll never get a movie about Caesar genociding Germanic barbarians
>decide to actually read about this shit
>it was just a bank war and Caesar was the best choice of goy from the runners of his time

History fucking sucks.
The Gallic tribes were just snowniggers getting mad that their boys were being kidnapped for sex slavery, and the Romans were in incredible debt due to the mounting reliance on military to keep their revenge-hungry territories in check.
I bet there was even fat, manjawed Roman women out on the streets half naked with blue armpits "VERCINGETORIX WUZ A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN" "ROMAN WOMEN CANNOT BE RAPED BECUZ WE PRIVILEGED" "I MET VENUS AND SHE IS BLACK"

It feels like the only 'history buffs' are faggots, larpers, and revisionists with a very not-subtle agenda. Gladiator, for such a narrow focus, feels like a lost art of historical romanticism that we wont see again for a long time in the West.

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>watching Gladiator
>GF walks in
>"Is this Vikings?!?"


Women...were a mistake

>>85995281
>being this mentally out of date
goddamn, you're fucking old grandpa.
do yourself a favor and sign out of your highly selected youtube list once in a while.

no one born past 1998 knows what a russel crowe is.

>i-it won best picture
you don't even know what won best picture one year ago. now go google it and reply for your dopamine and my (You).

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>>85992543
It's funny because IRL Commodus legitimately ascended as Caesar and fought in the coliseum regularly (albeit in fixed fights and billing the city a million sesterces each time), only to be murdered in his bath by his training buddy on hire from a Senatorial conspiracy; this was the third attempt btw.
IRL, Maximus would have been hailed Imperator by his troops the moment Aurelius died, and if Commode had been smart he'd have pretended his father was ill and made orders in his name, gotten the fuck away from the front, then engineered the initial plot to kill Maximus, who wouldn't have run home but instead returned to his loyal legions and marched on Rome to fuck Commodus' shit up.
Not that this gets in the way of a good story, mind you, but it would have been quite entertaining to either run the real life version of the events surrounding Commodus' ascension and murder or a broad-strokes retelling with Maximus based on the events of one of the Year of the # Emperors, which were always fucking looney toons.

>>85995407
>his gf likes vikings
Well, it's a start.

>>85995281
>>85995281
So? It doesnt mean most of the faggots on here have watched. The lmao rick and morty/got crowd dont have time for anything more than a couple of years old

>>85995570
Its nu male faggot shit you dumb cunt

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>>85992543
>2005+12
>Hollywood still hasn't made a better show about Rome than this

>>85995379
>History fucking sucks.
You were a mistake, /his/tory is balls out fun and full of stories that would make your Game of Thrones addled brain shit itself
>The Gallic tribes were just snowniggers getting mad that their boys were being kidnapped for sex slavery, and the Romans were in incredible debt due to the mounting reliance on military to keep their revenge-hungry territories in check.
The gauls sacked Rome earlier in the history of the Republic and left a psychological scar on the culture that was never lifted until Caesar (admittedly without senatorial permission, unlike Pompey Magnus and Crassus) went vidi vini vici'ing.
Also, they weren't germanics, they were celtiberians you dumb fuck. Germanic tribes were on the trans-Danube and trans-Rhine frontier until the later centuries of the Empire.
>I bet there was even fat, manjawed Roman women out on the streets half naked with blue armpits "VERCINGETORIX WUZ A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN" "ROMAN WOMEN CANNOT BE RAPED BECUZ WE PRIVILEGED" "I MET VENUS AND SHE IS BLACK"
I mean, trolling is good if it gets a lot of reactions, but this is too rudimentary to fight and you've revealed yourself too early. If you actually think this way, well you need to get off the internet.
Everyone loved it when Vercingetorix got strangled in Caesar's triumph, and nobody except the town crier was fat. He got triple grain allotments because he was the most patrician.
>It feels like the only 'history buffs' are faggots, larpers, and revisionists with a very not-subtle agenda.
Nah, a lot of us don't have agendas, we're fascinated by stories that aren't about dorks in colorful costumes fighting spacemen and other dorks in colorful costumes (ancient armors and banners notwithstanding.) History is fascinating because it tells us where we came from, what our ancestors were like, how good we have it now, and what to try to watch out for in the decline or stagnation of a society.
But you're a dumb /pol/ poster, so fuck off.

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>>85995613
>>"Is this Vikings?!?"
>Women...were a mistake
>Its nu male faggot shit you dumb cunt

Calm down user:Centurion97 I didn't choose your gf for you lmao. Hey why don't you give her some corrective rape like a real alpha with specific taste in dead civilizations would? After Mohamed and Jamal are done, of course, that being a sacred European tradition.

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>>85995706
Posting best boy

>>85995843
nice blog

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>>85995930
>nice blog
Aaaaand that's your only counterpoint.

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>>85995843
>and what to try to watch out for in the decline or stagnation of a society.

>the current state of Europe and it's dying native population
>but we aren't larpers! we serious scholars and caretakers of culture gnome saiyan?

You're a loser whiteboy.

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>>85995897
but I already posted best boy

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>All of these faggot numales unironically suggesting that Gladiator( a movie for pubescent boys) is an unknown film to faggot numales.
>>85993400
Kill yourself

>>85996029
>Aaaaand
lol
he's got cum in his keys

was it trap porn or blacked.com, my roman warrior?

>>85995843
>i know you're trolling
>and here's my reply
end yourself

>>85996032
Tomorrow's a school day you little bastard, go to bed

>>85992748
If you want to salvage any shred of honor in your life from those post you should kill yourself

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>>85995843
>roleplaying as a member of the SPQR
>But you're a dumb /pol/ poster, so fuck off.

>Jewish Hollywood hates the Romans

Who'da thunk

>>85995843

God damm, have mercy on that poor pol cuck anon.

>>85996209
Make me.

>>85996300
subtle.

>>85993479
He may not have killed them if they didn't uprise against him

>>85995843
I too converse with myself in mirrors

>>85995843
Too much effort to care anon, just keep it in the field

>>85995275
You know, when the General throws Crowe's weapon to the ground, I just realized he was probably actually attempting to demonstrate for the crowd how badly hurt Crowe was, by showing him limping and barely able to move.
Maybe I'm wrong, he could have been just concerned about Maximus sperging out and being too close to him. But my interpretation makes more sense.

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>>85995843
>I mean, trolling is good if it gets a lot of reactions, but this is too rudimentary to fight and you've revealed yourself too early. If you actually think this way, well you need to get off the internet.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

Enjoy.

The Eagle was underrated

>>85996250
Lmao brah pickle! Slay queen!

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>>85996592

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>>85995269
>implying this wasn't just a badly made (((Hollywood))) propaganda film intended to dehumanise Persians so then the Ameritard public can be prepared to go to war against Iran.


Please stop pretending this shitty Zionist propaganda film was somehow kino.

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But anon, it's already been done

>>85993227
Who the hell said it was a hidden gem? It doesn't at all mean, some large percentage of this board has seen it though considering they don't seem to want to discuss anything except cape garbage.

>>85992828
Yeah, mostly whites and arabs. To the more southern parts it was mostly black though due to the mediteranean.

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>>85995897
>tell them I died well
>tell them... I died Roman

>>85992543
Why was he such a fucking Mary Sue holy shit

>>85992543
what about rome the tv sery's

>>85994458
>gets identified as a retard
>defends himself using /pol/ terminology
not helping your case here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEeXcJZEATU

>>86000608

Not even a poltard, but you're so very clearly mistaken if you think this board is more intelligent than /pol/.

>>85995706
>1585+432
>implying any tv show would ever beat Rome
what's the point?

>>85992543
SPARTAAANS. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
>HUH HUH HUH HUH

>>85996871
>implying Americans know that modern day Iran was once Persia