Stop what you are doing right now >last 5 films you

>>85992173
>Rick and Morty S03E03
5 stars
>Rick and Morty S03E03
5 stars
>Rick and Morty S03E03
5 stars
>Rick and Morty S03E03
5 stars
>Rick and Morty S03E03
5 stars

#1:Rocky 5
#2:Rocky 4
#3:Rocky 3
#4:Rocky 2
#5:Rocky 1

HAHA IM PICKLE RICK!!!

Star wars A Force to be Reckoned With, 5 stars
Ghost busters 5: Back in Black 5 stars
The Wheel of Fortune Movie 5 stars
Nigga Please 5 stars
My Little Pony: Sloppy Dongs Contest 5 stars

>>85992173
>Music and Lyrics
6/10 chick flick kino

>Dogtooth
9/10, it's just great

>Hana-Bi
10/10 I'm empty inside

>War of the Planet of the Apes
5/10 blunder of the year

>Dunkirk
8/10 Nolan's best

>>85992173
>Fire Walk With Me
rewatched it for the fifth or sixth time, still tear up in the last scene 10/10
>Mystery Train
Enjoyable to watch but doesn't really leave a lasting impression. The three vignettes that make up the movie are tied together very neatly which is satisfying to watch but focusing on the first one would have been cooler imo. 8/10 could have been a classic
>Doom Generation
absolutely awful. Only reason I watched till the end was Rose McGowan's hilarious insults. 4/10 it gets points for making me laugh a lot, even though it was unintentional
>Patlabor 2
Very pretty animation. Story falls apart in the final act. 6/10
>Lost in Translation
What can I say it's the comfort food of movies. 9/10 comfy every time

>The King of Comedy
10/10
>Casino
10/10
Reservior Dogs
10/10
The Witch
9/10
The Wolf of Wall Street
7/10

>>85992173
>Naboer
7/10
>Space Cop
0/10
>Sexy Evil Genius
4/10
>The Trial
8/10
>The Circle
2/10

Come and see
>10/10
Son of Saul
>9/10
Jarhead
>9/10
Dunkirk
>8/10
Tree of life
>10/10

>>85992622
>Hana-Bi
FUGGGG XD! Incredible movie, only met 1 other person IRL who's seen it and even online hardly anyone has.

The Dark Tower 1/10

Spider-Man: Homecoming 6/10

War for the Planet of the Apes 8/10

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 7/10

>>85992173
>Baby Driver
A lot of fun, 4.5/5
>The Dark Tower
Forgotten the face of its father, 1/5
>The Room
Entertainment value: 5/5, as an actual movie 0/5
>The Big Lebowski
One of my favorites, 5/5
>The Blair Witch Project
I wish I was old enough to have seen it in theaters, I recognize what it did for horror but it seems dated today 3/5

>>85992173
>Drive
10/10
>Collateral
5 or 6/10
>Ali
8/10
>The Insider
7/10
>Heat
10/10

Grease 5/10
Grease 2 5/10
John Wick 8/10
Mad Max Fury Road 4/10
Power Rangers (2017) 8/10

>Whiplash
9.5/10
>Scream
8.5/10
>Scream 2
6/10
>Scream 3
4/10
>Scream 4
9/10

>>85992173
>The Emoji Movie (Pornhub camrip)
0.5/5
>Days of Heaven
3.5/5
>Dunkirk (2nd watch)
3.5/5
>Rashomon
Fell asleep while watching it so can't properly rate it/5
>The Tree of Life
4/5

>>85992288
Rocky 5 is the worst movie.

>Lektionen in Finsternis
9/10
>Dunkirk
7.5/10
>Shot Caller
6/10
>The wind & the Lion
7/10
>The voices
6.5/10

Okja - 5/10
Alien - 8/10
Aliens - 8/10
The Mummy (2017) - 6/10
Stephen King's It - 8/10 for part 1, 5/10 for part 2

>>85993751
Even the best of those (The Big Lebowski) is barely 4/5, pleb taste af

>>85993751
>The Room
>Entertainment value: 5/5, as an actual movie 0/5

It's more like 3/5 for entertainment value and 1/5 as an actual movie.

>>85995647
If you really have to rank on a /5 rating, you cannot possibly deem The room to be worth more than 0.5

Sunshine - 6/10
Turbo Kid - 8/10
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - 9/10
Forbidden Planet - 9/10
The Red Pill - 8/10

>Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hadn't seen my kid sister in a while, and she wanted to watch this. Obviously terrible script, but the director makes increasingly odd decisions, like completely ignoring the timing of slapstick gags by having melancholy music play over them during a montage. Miley's performance is better than the movie deserves. The ending is a slap in the face that ignores the message of the whole story for a cheap sitcom status quo copout. 4.5/10

>Kuso
Often disgusting and hilarious, but in the end it's an assault of sketches, some better than others, that doesn't let you breathe. If you were to describe one moment from this film to somebody, it would seem like the craziest movie ever made, but watching the whole thing for an hour and a half, all the segments just kind of blend together. 5.5/10

>Prisoners
Immersive, dark mystery thriller. Good performances all around, and Deakins as DP is gorgeous. Most of the plot beats are interesting, but some of the whodunnit stuff is too unnecessarily complex for an otherwise straightforward motivation. Ending taken straight out of The Vanishing, but I liked the ambiguity of the final scene. 8/10

>Going Overboard
Wanted to watch a bad movie with friends thinking it would be fun. Big mistake. I've seen a lot of shit in my life, and this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Pre-SNL Adam Sandler rips off Woody Allen's comedic style while delivering a miserable, no laugh nightmare that feels 3 hours long. 0/10

>The Age of Innocence
90s Scorsese period drama about forbidden love and the struggle of finding personal fulfillment among the jeering eyes of an 18th century New York's social hierarchy, is a stunning masterpiece. Among Marty's best. 9.5/10

A ghost Story: kind of really pretentious but at times genuinely evocative 6/10

Evil Dead: Masterpeice 9.5/10

Evil Dead 2: mmmn not as good as the first one. Almost felt like i was watching a sequel, remake and reboot at the same time 7/10

Big Trouble in Little China: comfy flick but not my favourite Carpenter 7/10

The Wailing: good ideas meh execution 5.5/10

George Washington - 9/10
To the Bone - 5/10
The Amazing Spiderman 2 - 3/10
The Amazing Spiderman - 4/10
Andrei Rublev - 10/10

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>>85992173
>tfw you cant remember the last 5 movies you watched

30 years old and already halfway to Alzheimers...

Earth Girls are Easy - 5.5/10
Sin City - 6.5/10
Detroit - 7/10
Dunkirk - 7.75/10
War for the Planet of the Apes - 6/10

>>85992288
>Evil Dead II
5/5
>Army of Darkness
4/5
>The Babadook
3.5/5
>The Number 23
4/5 until the ending
>Requiem for a Dream
5/5

>>85992487
Not funny to be honest

The Founder 6/10
Hell or High Water 7/10
The House Bunny 5/10
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 8/10
Beauty and the Beast 4/10

>Alien: Cabbages
1/5

>Star Trek: The one with that chick with the sixhead
3/5

>Kubo
4/5

>Matrix 3
2/5 (better than I remembered it)

>Minority Report
3/5 (worse than I remembered it)

>>85993132
You have a great taste in films my friend

>>85992173
Fury Road
10/10, kinopocalyptic, I watch it every few weeks or months and always end up giddy. It still makes me want a home theatre set up.

Trainspotting
9/10, junkino. Forgot how energetic it was. Dat soundtrack too.

LEGO movie
7/10. Some great moments, the second act in general and Good Cop/Bad Cop are still hilarious, slow to start, and that ending is still fucking weird and should have been done metaphorically.

22 Jump Street
7/10. Meta comedy helped a bit for what would have been a pretty bland sequel otherwise

21 Jump Street
8/10, I didn't remember it being better than the sequel but based on genuine laughs it is better.

> Baby driver
10/10, seeing this movie was the most fun I've had in ages

>Being John Malcovich
9/10, I knew it would be good, but this was far better than expected.

>Dunkirk
9/10 Nolans objectively best made film, on par with memento.

>Her
9/10. Great movie, despite it being a painful rewatch.

>Spider-Man Homecoming
7/10 a great superhero flick, carried by Keaton's Vulture as the best MCU villian to date.

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>>85992173
>Godzilla (2014
7/10
>Spiderman Homecoming
7/10
>Rango
7.5/10
>Back to the future 3
8/10
>Baby Driver
8.5/10

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>Arrival
6/10
>Violent Cop
10/10
>My Lucky Stars
6/10
>The Item
4/10
>The Hidden Fortress
7/10

What is it with all these faggots rating shit /10. Is this IGN or something?

>>85993132
>reservoir dogs
your favorite tarantino movie?

>>85992173
Austin Powers 5/5
The Pyramid 2/5
The Mummy 2016 1/5
Spiderman Homecoming 4/5
Unlimited Bladeworks The Movie 3/5

>>85996513
>evil dead 2 over AoD

ED1 was full spooky, AoD was full comedy.
Why do you like ED2? It's such an awkward mix of both

Super 7/10
Videodrome 9/10
Enemy 8/10
The Third Man 8/10
E.T. 6/10

Detroit - 7/10

The Dark Tower - 5/10

Dunkirk - 0/10

Atomic Blonde - 6.5/10

Spider Man Homecoming: 7/10

>>85997322
>The Dark Tower - 5/10
>Dunkirk - 0/10
care to explain?

>There Will Be Blood
9.6
>The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
7.5
>The Big Sick
8.5
>A Most Violent Year
8.1
>Up in the Air
8.9

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>Prisoners
8.5/10
>Lost in Translation
9/10
>Nocturnal Animals
7.5/10
>A History of Violence
5.5/10
>Audition
6/10

>>85997426
The Dark Tower was a very generic typical movie. However it had all the elements that those kinds of movies have - it had just enough of the typical movie script stuff to keep you interested...
I kept thinking that if the music was happier, this could have been a Disney movie or something. It was silly, it was stupid, it wasn't very good, but it was watchable.

Dunkirk was a boring snorefest. I was actually angry and bored the entire time I was watching it. I've never felt that way watching a movie. Yes, okay, it looks nice and everyone is really impressed that it was done on 70 mm... but he made a documentary, taking out the actual interesting things about documentaries. This movie is unwatchable for me.

>>85992173
>A Man for All Seasons
9/10

Dunkirk
8/10

Heaven's Gate
8/10

The Accountant
5/10

Henry V
10/10

>>85997912
Your points do have merit, but I think you're exaggerating a bit there. Both films were watchable, but The Dark Tower wasn't interesting. I found it confusing, contrived and it told the story incredibly poorly, things that Dunkirk managed to avoid.
I really find it hard to believe that you honestly thought Dunkirk was boring but The Dark Tower wasn't.

Amazing Spider-man 2
4/10

A Bugs Life
7/10

GoldenEye
8/10

Spider-Man Homecoming
7/10

Dunkirk
8/10

>>85992173

>The Founder
6/10
>End of Evangelion
8/10
>Love and Mercy
7/10
>Genius
6/10
>Crazy Stupid Love
7/10

Dunkirk
8/10

There Will Be Blood
9.5/10

Waterloo
8/10

Transformers (The first one)
3/10

Captain America Civil War
6/10

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>>85992173
treasure of sierre madre 8/10
baby driver 8./10
here comes the boom 6/10
once upon a time in the west 5/10
310 to yuma 3/10

anything else hitler?

>>85992173
>Dunkirk
9/10 true Nolankino, his best since TDK.
>War for the Planet of the Apes
8/10 not as good as Dawn but a great end to a great trilogy.
>Spider-Man Homecoming
7/10 not as good as Raimi's but 10x better than that Garfield bollocks.
>Wonder Woman
4/10 almost as bad as Suicide Squad, MoS and BvS were unironically better.
>Kong: Skull Island
6/10 fun monster schlock, post credit scene was hype.

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>L.A. Confidential
10/10
>Bone Tomahawk
7/10
>Whiplash
9/10
>The Thing
9/10
>Irrational Man
2/10

>>85998276
How did you find Dunkirk exciting? I hated it. The constant ticking clock was annoying. I knew he had it there to try to make you feel tension, but I was very aware of it... there was no tension. He kept trying to invent scenarios for the characters to get out of but it felt so artificial... like on the ship, in the marooned boat... and then there were just pointless scenes of Kenneth Branagh looking off into the distance wide eyed... no dialogue, no clues about what's happening or why, no plot, there's just nothing to this movie. It just tries to show what happened... as in a documentary, except documentaries have stuff that make them compelling and interesting. I found everything about this movie absolutely egregious. I was honestly very angry and had to force myself to sit through this. It was so fucking pointless and boring.

>>85992173
Memento - 9/10
Eastern Promises - 8/10
Friday the 13th (1980) - 3/10
Watchmen - 8/10
Rocky II - 5/10

>>85992173
The lost city of Z
7/10
Alien covenant
5/10
Dunkirk
4/10
Belko experiment
6/10
King Kong skull island
2/10

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>G-Force 5/10
>American Movie 9.5/10
>The Professional (US) 8/10
>Stanford Prison Experiment (2014) 8.5/10
>The Aviator 8/10

>Rogue One
5/10
>The Void
6/10
>I Saw The Devil
9/10
>Avenging Fist
6/10
>Beatriz at Dinner
5/10

Rogue One was pretty fucking lame. Once I thought the term "fan fiction" I couldn't get it out of my head. Why is this stupid fucking backstory any more valid than some shit I could have come up with on my own? But there was some solid action and I liked parts.

The Void had a lot of wasted potential. Mainly didn't like the color correction, a pretty gross piss filter, which took me out of it. Along with some mediocre acting. I loved the practical effects though, reminded me of The Thing.

I Saw The Devil was fucking magnificent. A really clever exploration of the psychological effects and real-life ramifications of an obsession over revenge. I had a physical reaction to it towards the end, I felt sick. Powerful movie for sure.

Avenging Fists was just some goofy sci-fi action movie I watched with my buddy while we smoked weed. The fight scenes were well-directed and entertaining, but I hated the main actor and the story was pretty incoherent. Some real creativity went into it though, which I have to respect.

Beatriz at Dinner I saw in theaters with a friend. The entire time we were really baffled by the choices the filmmakers went with, at basically every turn. I liked that it went with a very dramatic ending, but the delivery of the message of the film was muddled with a lot of poorly executed bullshit. Salma Hayek is fucking banging as ever though, so that was nice.

>>85998845
>all franchise/Nolan movies
Try reddit please

>watching nolan
How dumb do you have to be.

From newest to oldest. Mind you the middle three are re-watches.
>The Number 23
3.5/10
>Eight Legged Freaks
6.5/10
>Shin Gojira
9/10
>Shaun of the Dead
8.5/10
>Quipboy: Quipcoming
7/10
Also some PBS documentary about the OKC bombing that was p good.

>>85997426
Care to go back to rebbit nolannigger

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>>85992173

>>85996999
What's the deal with Violent Cop? Looks interesting

>The Void
4/10
>Star Trek Nemisis
4/10
>Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
2/10
>A Dark Song
5/10
>It Follows
rape/10

I can't get out of this malaise of bad movies

>>85992173
Did a rewatch of MCU. In order from latest to earlier.

Civil War - 8/10

Ultron - 6.5/10

Guardians of the Galaxy - 9/10

Cap 2 - 10/10

Thor Dark world - 5/10

Iron Man 3 - 7/10

>the prestige
2/10
>changeling
2/10
>the imitation game
0/10
>the third man
8/10
>kagemusha
10/10

>War for the Planet of the Apes
0/10
>Spiderman Homecoming
8/10
>Transformers Last Knight
10/10
>King Kong Skull Island
10/10
>Wonder Woman
7/10

>>85999550
Jesus what a pathetic person you are. End it

>atomic blond
8.5/10 Music selection was great.
>Mad Max
7.5/10 amazing how a tiny budget can go so long
>Dunkirk
8/10 Easily Nolans best
>Spiderman Homecomming
6/10 liked the spiderman bits, hated the highschool shit
>Full Metal Jacket
9/10 music was great. Quotable, plus i love Nam movies

>>85999790
>wow, this guy enjoys movies everyone else does

>>85999512
You didn't like It Follows? What were your problems with it?

I thought it was pretty great, until you start thinking about the core conceit for like, more than 10 seconds. Then the whole movie falls apart. Also pretty unmemorable characters/mediocre actors. But the cinematography was pretty noteworthy and the score was impressive, and I got a little spooked here and there. Curious to hear why you disliked it.

>nolan
>capeshit
>franchise shit
Its like I'm really on reddit

>The Void
3/5 Neat but not great. It's really fun to watch but I'm barely remembering anything good now.
>Rubble Kings
3/5 Really interesting but I wanted it more in-depth. As is it almost feels like a special feature you'd find on a blu-ray for The Warriors.
>Welcome to the Dollhouse
5/5 They don't think it be like it is but it do.
>Why Horror?
1/5 I have to stop watching fanwank documentaries about stuff I like. It's just an inarticulate nerd gushing about shit.
>Moana
4/5 Good characters and songs and I cried a lot but it felt a little hollow.

>>85999790
While I agree with you, you are being kind of mean to that guy. If you don't respond to capeshit babbies, they will feel stupid and go away. You're just hurting his feelings

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>>85999505
Takeshi Kitano's first film as director. Before he was brought on, the script called for a comedy, and he turned it into a dark thriller to jumpstart his career as a serious actor. It worked wonderfully to me. The subtleties of his character are really fun to pick up on if you know some of his comedy schtick and the film is on the whole beautifully shot.
I had watched Sonatine and loved that and planned to skip his earlier films, but some anons convinced me that was a mistake.

>>85999275
this website is an offshoot of reddít you newfag

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>Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
8/10
>Song to Song
9/10
>your favourite film
1/5
>Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets
10/10
>Under the Shadow
6/10

FUCK THIS THREAD

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PEOPLE

>>85999841
>dude its popular lmao
I'm begging you. End your life

Jurassic World
>7.5/10
Dope
>8/10
Spiderman Homecoming
>7/10
Wonder Woman
>6.5/10
John Wick 2
>7/10

>>85999938
Awesome, I'll have to check that out. I also really liked Sonatine, Kitano has a very unique vision. Thanks for the recommendation.

>>86000005
The MCU is harmless.

>The Last Witch Hunter
7/10 solid fantasy action flick with Vin
>Detroit
9/10 fucking amazing acting from pretty much everyone except the main kid. didn't think he was all that but the movie tense from start to finish.
>Atomic Blonde
7/10. It was alright, but I expected a lot better. I liked that it was more of a spy thriller and not just stylish action. It was nice to see a female action star get the shit kicked out of her too. McAvoy is just a beast in this movie
>The Conjuring 2
8/10. Some scenes, like Lorraine's dream and the whole first hour of the movie were genuinely frightening, but the last act where they came back to save the girl from the Nun, not what I wanted to see from a horror movie. I wish it had ended more low key.
>Jason Bourne
7/10. Second time since I saw it in theaters last year. I liked it more this time since I knew what to expect, but it was still the most disappointing movie of 2016 for me. The plot I didn't really give a fuck about. Jason's dad, Jason was tricked into joining Treadstone... who cares? The score was mostly recycled and the shakeycam action was just a little too much, and I had no problem with Supremacy/Ultimatum. However, the acting was great from everyone. Damon was good as Bourne but it was the new actors that I really liked. Tommy Lee Jones, Vincent Cassel, and Riz Ahmed were standouts. Tomb Raider was okay, I hope there's another sequel because Damon is too good as Bourne, and I want a new fucking score from John Powell not rehashed shit.

>>86000092
Please dude please please please kill yourself

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>Dunkirk
7/10 Nolan is vastly overrated and it's his worst movie but still pretty good
>Popstar: Never Stop Stopping
8/10 Had some great songs and I laughed quite a bit.
>Alien Covenant
4/10 Better than Prometheus, but not by much,
>Swiss Army Man
3/10 Music and Harry Potter were pretty good. The rest was cringeworthy shit.
>Blue Velvet
10/10 Lynch's 2nd best.

>Shin Godzill
8.5/10
>Kill Command
7/10
>Star Trek Beyond
6/10
>Even Horizon
4/10 (really fucking overrated?)
>Resident Evil The Final One
5/10
>Resident Evil Vendetta
5.5/10 (better than expected for a long cut scene)

>>85992173
>Gone In 60 Seconds (1974)
6/10
>Harry Brown
7/10
>Terminator 2
7/10
>Dunkirk
8/10
Wayne's World
9/10

>>85992173
>Star wars A Force to be Reckoned With, 5 stars
>Ghost busters 5: Back in Black 5 stars
>The Wheel of Fortune Movie 5 stars
>Nigga Please 5 stars
>My Little Pony: Sloppy Dongs Contest 5 stars

Wow you ran out of jokes FAST!

>>85999814
>9/10 music was great. Quotable, plus i love Nam movies
What're you favourite 'Nam films? I've just finished reading Chickenhawk after a couple of other first hand 'Nam books. I need more films to watch.
FMJ, Apocalypse Now, We Were Soldiers, Platoon, and The Deer Hunter were the last ones I remember watching.

>Atomic Blonde
8/10 they fucked up the ending
>War for the Planet of the Apes
6/10 the plot felt improvised but the action and acting was alright
>The Witch
9/10 amazing cinematography, amazing score, amazing plot
>Baby Driver
5/10 the music was great and it had two good action scenes. the plot went downhill quickly and the protagonists was cringy as fuck
>Prisoners
8/10 based jake and hugh. kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time

>>85992173
>Groundhog Day 7/10
>Cruel intentions 2/10
>The beach 6/10
>Harry Brown 4/10
>The Burbs 4/10

>>85993848
On that Michael Mann binge

>>85999850
It was pretty creepy with some legit disturbing scenes; they made a naked person slowly walking towards you seem way more threatening than it actually was. But it takes like an hour for the movie to get anywhere. Felt like by the time they set up the plot my suspension of disbelief was wearing thin. There was WAYYY to much exposition on the "Thing" but never a satisfying conclusion. It's like they couldn't decided if they wanted to explain what was happening or leave it ambiguous. This inconsistency defused the tension. The lack of tension is my main beef with this movie.

>>85992173
>last 5 films you watched
dude how am i supposed to remember what i watched 10 years ago
lul

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>>86002382
I'm not the guy you're replying to but this is pretty much spot on what I thought about that movie but couldn't put into words. Especially the lack of tension. The movie felt so determined to drone on and on at some points.

>Dunkirk
8/10 stellar theater experience
>War For the Planet of the Apes
7/10 would change some things but still solid
>Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
8.5/10 Apekino
>The Fountain
9/10 Aronofsky's best
>Hacksaw Ridge
7/10 bit silly near the end but still entertaining

>>86001479
Hamburger hill for an actual war movie
Forrest Gimp for good Vietnam war scenes in a non war movie

>Dunkirk
hard 9
>Road House
7.5
>Matchstick Men
7 if you like Cage, 5 if you don't
and I forget after that

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>Pickle Rick
10/10