>Fuck Hulk, marry Captain America, kill Thor. And I thought

Is that the teen mom from Riverdale

are you a mormon?

Is that really what they said in this propoganda piece?

>H U L K E D . C O M

>>85967206
Nah anon,it was F Hulk because teens censor inappropriate language between themselves.

>>85967365
again, why people watch this movies?

>>85967365
If you don't like it then you can leave, retard.

>>85967206
>take your best actress who's proven she can be a major part of a good comedy
>relegate her to being a throwaway character

>>85967365

>Speech

Yeah nah when the screeners for this movie come out you guys are gonna be disappointed that it's not as WUZ as you hoped. It's actually pretty good and definitely harmless with regards to all the bullshit you just posted.

>>85967365
>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
I fucking hated this part so fucking much.

The rest of the examples luckily aren't painful.

>>85967332
The fact that they had to censor it was proof that the joke shouldn't even have been in the movie. It's that same feeling you get when they censor movies on regular tv. It takes you out of the movie. Have you ever seen the tv censored version of The Shining? It's fucking embarrassing.

>>85967490
Pretty much everything Mason said was weak faggoty bullshit like that. I recall another part where he tells Toomes he looked at his phone while he was gone and Toomes obviously didn't appreciate that. His excuse?

>I have a curious personality. You know that.

I'd have punched him right in the nose. It pissed me off even more because my name is Mason and that caused me to unconsciously identify with him.

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>a blonde teenage girl would rather fuck a monster and kill a tall,blonde haired blue eyed guy


what did they mean by this?

When is Angourie going to take off on the waifu market?

>>85967595
GREENED

>>85967365
Yeah sure, there is propaganda at play here. I'm even the gay who will call out gay propaganda, buying back our kind in true late stage propaganda fashion. But these are not things to care about. These are distractions. Wasting care on this shit? You're the worst. The absolute worst.

>>85967365
>May's Gay is OK speech
When did this happen? I saw the movie and I can't recall it happening despite everyone mentioning it.

>>85967614
in 2 more years when she's legal.

>>85967634
Sometime after she catches him and the fat guy topless in their room.

>>85967589
Eh, he's more a comic relief character.

What the fuck even happened to him? He just disappears. Did he go to jail?

>>85967490
I had a class in college with an actual Native American teacher and she actually wanted us to say "American Indians." I don't quite remember the reasoning but I remember it making sense. So I think that line is bullshit and is unaware of how things actually are.

>>85967634
That guy posted a pasta. Aunt May doesn't even mention the possibility of gayness going on at any point, much less make a speech about it.

>>85967595
Hulk would beat the pussy up. Hemsworth would make stare into the mirror all night.

>>85967665
That's when I imagined it but what did she say? I don't think she said anything
"Put your pants on" was about it.

>>85967595
I don't really get it either.

>>85967672
Something about Indio meaning indigenous people.

>>85967669
I don't recall. I can't be bothered to remember much of that shit movie. That'll be the last time I see a Spiderman movie in the theater for a long time.

>>85967713
No, it's not in that exact scene, she has a little "your body is changing it's ok if you suck the fat guy's dick" speech at some point later, I think over breakfast maybe.

>>85967755
Aren't you a fucking slow one.

Is there rule 34 of this by chance?

>>85967713
You are correct, it's just retards being retards

>>85967784
wrong

>>85967365
>being this obsessed with politics that you're so easily triggered by a kids movie

This alt right bitching is just as bad as when SJWs do it.

>>85967644
I thought /tv/ liked underage girls.

>>85967595
>girls say what they really mean

>>85967865
hehen huh yeah bruh fuk da whitey giggity wiggity

>>85967595
Captain is all of that u tard

>>85967791
I was too optimistic. I thought it would surely be better than TASM 2, and to be fair it technically was, but at least TASM 2 is hilariously bad. Homecoming is just money in some big wig's pocket. They didn't even fucking try to make something good with lasting appeal.

>>85967206
fuck hulk, kill thor?

>>85967975
I know that short of an inflamed hemorrhoid no one should care this much about an asshole; certainly not someone else's. I know The real fucking is being done by the same people that try to get you to care about such trivial nonsense.

Now I know not to bother talking to you.

>>85968066
Hello gay Jew

>>85968007
I'm close to saying don't waste money on any Sony movie...

Certainly don't waste money on any movie Sony is forced to put out lest they lose licensing.

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What did she mean?

>>85968079
Epic. I'm gonna frame that post and put it on my wall.

>>85968161

She really wanted to be in Homecoming.

>>85967784
>Peter it's OK. Your Uncle Ben had a thing for Asian Dick too. What you think all those "business trips" to Thailand were real? He worked in a factory for fucks sake! But I accepted him, just like I do your chubby Asian friend.
Watts honestly went a bit far with his inclusive message here.

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I think she might be best girl.

>>85967206
Fuck her. Ejaculate inside her. Repeat.

>>85967589
>my name is Mason
My name is mason too! Hi!

>>85967206
She should've been Gwen
Didn't even have the signature bob haircut or dark hair like Betty