>protagonist eating at a diner >scene cuts to him

Do it all the time.
You don't?

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nice fake 4chan filename by the way. it's not the right number of digits and unix timestamp has only gone up to 150XXX

>>85963163
What movies do this? Wasn't there one where the waitress was rather fat?

>>85963215
There was an episode of Homeland where Quinn fucks a fat chick, I think she was a waitress or a cashier or something of the sort.

>>85963198
>last semester of uni and still no gf (or friends)
it gets easier to get a gf when u graduate r-r-right?

>>85963260
now or never, pal.

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>>85963215
im watching a colombian movie and he bangs pic related despite minimal dialogue. is this how chads live?

>>85963302
no, this is how neurotypical ordinary people live.

>>85963215
Not a movie but it happens in The Wire

I like the scene in Shame when he bangs the boss' girlfriend. They had sexual tension all along and they fucked clothed and quickly,under a bridge.

>>85963260
I refuse to believe this happens to some people.

I'm a fat retard and have more than a few chances each year. Either you're socially retarded, refuse to leave your house, or both.

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>>85963163
>mfw this happened in the first five minutes of ash vs evil dead

I would have preferred him becoming a somber depressed loser that gets his groove back rather than an old washed up proto-chad that's more inconvenienced by hell on earth than anything

>>85963163
Is this apropos of nothing or did you just watch the new Wet Hot American Summer too

>>85963535
i havent been to a social gathering in 4 years

>>85963696
it's your own fault then.

>>85963747
cant go to social gatherings because dont get invites. dont get invites because i dont go to social gatherings.

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>>85963214
>mfw my 4chan app can strip filenames and replace them with unix timestamps
>no one ever knows I'm phoneposting

>>85963783
Start going to the gym and meet people there. You kill two birds with one stone,get attractive and get friends.

>>85963837
i go to the gym 6 times a week. i am almost at 1/2/3/4

>>85963827
I dont believe you. I bet you cant even name the app youre using.

>>85963853
How can't you find friends? Going to the gym helped me immensely,now I am in shape and people approach me. Although,I have got to warn you,years of being a loner will make you refuse many offers to go out. I have offers now but I only go outside during the day,at night I am always getting comfy watching movies and tv.

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>>85963878
It can also give files unique hashes allowing me to post duplicate images without having to modify them.

>>85963878
it's probably clover

>>85963916
fucking retard

>>85963215
French connection
A Perfect World

>>85963934
fuck that gay shit i use dashchan

>>85963260
I'm in my first semester (actually 3rd because I switched course) and I'm in the same boat.

>>85963912
>How can't you find friends?
i once changed gym because the receptions kept saying hello to me. knowing that i had to say hello and possibly other words back to her was too much for me so i changed gyms. i think that is a good illustration of why i cant make friends

>>85963163
A FIFTH OF WHISKEY AND A BOWIE KNIFE

>>85963878
>>85963934
>>85964002
It's Dashchan.

>>85963837
>>85964072
How do I into gym? They're so expensive and I hate doing exercise, once I'm out of breath I like give up. Getting into exercise in front of /fit/ people sounds like a bad idea too, I don't want to embarrass myself I want to make friends.

>>85964172
my uni gym is very cheap. i go early morning (4am) to avoid people. read the sticky on /fit/ and stick with it for 6 months and you will be gym fit

>>85964172
Dude. I was 6'1 kid weighing 150 lbs when I entered at the gym. No one in the gym gave a shit because I just did my exercises and I wasn't a dick. When I bulked up to 220 lbs,people started to notice me but even before that I made friends because I talked to them and people will automatically be friendly to you if they see you every other day for a month or so.