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Where did it all go wrong?

Quick, what has DABID done you are happy with!?

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>>85916610
FIRST for Nathalie

When was peak GOT? and why did it start going downhill?

>>85916651

Written his dumb story in a timely fashion.

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>Destroys Stannis's fleet with one arrow
>Single handedly takes down a Dragon
>Gets the bad pusy

Is Bronn the ultimate Mary Sue

>>85916610
No boat whore?

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Only good show Targaryen coming through.

>>85916651
Turned Euron from an anime villain into an absolute madman.

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>Swore to Cat you'd defend her daughters
>One of them shows you up in a practice fight so you get angry and start trying to cave her skull in and kick her full strength in the chest to at least crack a few ribs

Show Brienne is literally the worst character and one of the underrated examples of D&D assassination.

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STAND UP TO THIS RACIST KKK SHIT

>>85916734
>implying Jon isn't /ourguy/

now that's what i call a game of thrones

>>85916682
unlike most Mary Sues he actually deserves all the good shit

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>Watches Lannister grain guards get incinerated by Dragon fire
>Claim they cant fight

What the fuck was his problem?

>lol let's have TWO mad queens in the show, at the same time

Dany haters are hilarious

>>85916757
>got angry

No, she just stopped holding back because she realised Arya wasn't as fragile or overconfident as she thought

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>>85916610

What does /tv/ think her farts smell like?

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We will never get to see based Young Griff :(

>>85916682
I swear this faggot better rescue bad possi

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>>85916816
a-are those ships in the painting firing cannons?

>>85916822
Pad pussy is dead anon

>>85916789
Too much foundation.

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Why does Brienne always do this stupid face when she winds up her ridiculously useless massive swings?

>>85916816
>Ttttttthhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbpttttt

>>85916817
Dany is the show's Griff

>>85916752
>being a retard who wants more of Ramsey and Sand Snek ebin edginess

>>85916789
He's right. Lanniscucks a shit.

MAMMMAAAA

>>85916682
Which Dragon? How?

>>85916847
>>>/r/eddit is that way

Any reason why Dany didn't bring all three dragons? They wouldn't have even needed the Dothraki.

Also, I wonder how she got them to stay. I'd imagine that as soon as they saw her and Drogon taking off, they probably would have tried to follow.

>>85916829

pretty sure those are waves/seafoam caused by the ships moving

>>85916674
Everything from the start to s3 was great, it went downhill from there because they focused less on the intrigue and started to implement more and more of their OC DONUT STEEL

>>85916843
I think parts of him were merged with cersei and dany
like the golden company and getting the tarlys to switch sides

>>85916843
Jon Snow's parts were merged with Young Griff. His name is Aegon apparently in the show.

>>85916847
you can leave anytime

>tfw no more politics because showfags too stupid

>>85916881
>>85916905
not an argument. edgy Euron is plebbit's guy anyways you utter swine

ANIME IS A LARDER

>>85916674
Peak was S1
Downhill was right after S1

They never recovered from losing great actors from S1.

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>>85916884
yeah maybe
it's hard to tell

>>85916917
No, YOU are the reddit

>>85916816
she always used a body double for those explicit full body scenes, retard

>>85916734
Peter Dinklage will be revealed to being a Targaryain at the end of the series

>>85916917
You would know, Redditor. Which makes your opinion all the more irrelevant.

What happened? Was there a leak? Please summary

>>85916950
She was nobody in season 1, why would she have a body double?

>>85916776
Yeah I thought about him while writing that post.

Jon will always be a Stark in my eyes. I like to think Ned really did sleep with some random whore cause he was shitting himself from fighting in the war at such a young age.

Would wildfire melt through dragonhide or valyrian steel?

How did Emilia's tits shrink between S1 and S6 if she got fatter?

>>85916885
I'm tired of people claiming season 2 was good. You're nuts, Blackwater was good. That was all.

>>85916964
Stannis came back to life and destroyed the Lannister and Dothraki army and fucked up Dany's dragon.

Littlefinger looks like he couldn't give a shit about anything anymore, maybe he welcomes the sweet release of death since he has nothing to do anymore.

>>85916882
they're not real mate sorry to say, its a tv show

>>85916789
westeros infantry are made for large scale battles and are shit on 1v1, he's right

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>>85916964
What kind of leaks are you asking for? We got the usual 8 months old leaks.

>>85916964
episode 4 was leaked. Full episode is on the internet

>>85916969
She said so herself retard, never wonder why her face was always hidden?

>>85917012
I just think he's realized how fucked he is now that Bran's home, knows all his dirty secrets and there's nothing he can do about it.

>>85916964
> Jon reunites with Theon and is pissed at him.
> Jon gets Dany to agree to help him.
> Bronn shoots Drogon with an arrow that takes him down but doesn't kill him
> Arya spars with Brienne
> Arya, Sansa, and Bran reunite
> LittleFinger gives Bran the Catspaw dagger.
> Bronn saves Jaime from Drogon

>>85917001
what was wrong with the rest of season 2?

>>85916986
Ned Dayne is his

>>85917025
Post episode 5 script from the 1.5tb trove

>>85916990
pretty sure s1 was her the rest haven't been?

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>>85916964
The classic drone-spying on set leaks.

Or just "the detailed leaks"

>>85916964
just watch it you slut

>The low-born commoners of Westeros do not actually use surnames at all. Therefore, possessing a bastard surname is simultaneously a mark of distinction and badge of shame. Anyone who encounters someone with a bastard surname will immediately know that they are not simply a bastard, but the bastard child of a noble.

>The low-born commoners of Westeros do not actually use surnames at all.

Wait, really?

>>85916964
>Dany attacks Lannisters with Drogon and Dothraki
>Arya makes it to Winterfell
>Night's King attacks Eastwatch by the Sea, and kills Tormund and Hound
>Cersei and Euron have sex
>Bronn helps bad pussy escape
>Varys reveals that he is actually a mermaid

>>85916964

Leaked episode

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501854651130.webm

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>>85916816

>you will never kneel behind her, gently grasp her buttcheeks, bury your nose between them, and drink in the dragonsbreath of her dirtiest hole as she releases it all while softly moaning "Drakaris...", an expression of combined relief and arousal on her face.

Why even live?

>>85916986
ned is too beta to get a whore
he'd spill his spaghetti before he even got one in his tent

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>>85916964
We also had the script leaks for ep4.

And finally the ep4 which was released and everyone already watched, which makes these script-like leaks irrelevants.

>>85917067
Commoners in Westeros don't have last names, so neither do bastard commoners.

>>85917067
Yup. Think about Bronn, or Hot Pie.

>>85917067
Fucking dumb

>>85916610
How would you guys rate the latest episode?

>>85916639
This place hasn't change in six fucking years

>>85917119
10/10

>>85916882
Budget

Three dragons takes a lot of money, need to save that and the epicness for Wight Hunt

>>85917105
not really, surnames weren't a thing for plebs until Shakesperean timse

>>85916757
wouldnt a valaryian steel sword slice through needle like butter?

>>85917119

9/11

>>85917103
>Yup. Think about Bronn

Oh, good point

>>85917103
>thinking his name is fucking Hot Pie

mate.........

>>85916882
its probably tough enough to control Drogon, i doubt dany could've controlled all three at once. a ton of her own soldiers would've gotten smoked.

>>85917067
..duh?

>>85917119
1/10, as usual

>b-but why!
Anime fight, instantly 0/10 right there

>>85916946
>>85916956
>le finger in the bum

so much better than Valyrian artifacts and Qaarthian Sorcery!

>>85917141
It'd probably also cut straight through Pod's armor

Which is why she's using a blunt training sword

>>85917001
Blackwater was the worst part of season 2

>Viserion will turn
Hope this is true. It has to be true at this point, right?

>>85917141

Hopefully not. At least it didn't cut through Clegane's sword.

That wasn't oathkeeper though, but a training sword.

>>85917119

I dont know about rating but it was good
Not as good as Hardhome or BotB however, Sapochnik is still king

>>85917177
yes

>>85917164
>unmedicated autism

>>85917119
0/10 first half, 10/10 second half

>>85917164
BUT SHE HAD THE SUPERIOR SPEED, ANON

>>85917168
Valyria was always a meme

>>85917081
body double, dolt

Why didn't Daenerys tell her most trusted advisor about the naming convention of Westerosi bastards? Shouldn't a translator know that stuff anyway, in order to avoid embarrassment borne out of cultural ignorance?

>>85917043
It was awful and deviated from the books for literally no fucking reason, like it amazing was for no other reason than the writers being edgy and not wanting to do a 1:1 adaptation of the books like they did in the previous season. I knew right away the writers were scum back then.

>>85917220
Emilia has confirmed she doesn't use a body double, Lena is the actress who put it in her contract

>>85917164
Calling that tripe of a fight scene anime is an insult to shitty anime

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>>85916950
>>85917220

>implying BRAAPfags care that a body double replaced the actress chosen to represent the fictional character they shitpost about for nude scenes

>>85917177
how do you kill an undead dragon anyway? ten good men with obsidian scorpions?

>>85917268
you should watch modern anime

>>85916933
>>85916829
>>85916884
They're cannons, they talk about it in the episode commentary.

They decided like, if theres wildfire maybe somewhere in the far east someone has invented cannons. They shot this in the governors palace in Malta, so they weren't allowed to redress the set. They ultimately got kicked out of Malta permanently for filming so much nudity there.

The North
The Vale of Arryn
The Riverlands
The Westerlands
The Iron Islands
The Crownlands
The Stormlands
Te Reach
Dorne

Which two of these are not part of the 7 Kingdoms?

Why is it not called the 9 Kingdoms?

>Why didn't Daenerys tell her most trusted advisor about the naming convention of Westerosi bastards?

Probably didn't expect to have to meet and deal with a lot of bastards in high standing, so no point in teaching her.

>>85917240
>the slave translator for a slaver in Essos doesn't know Northern culture where slavery it outlawed and punishable by death

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Literally nothing wrong with this

>>85917276
yes

>>85917268

Meh, Arya moved better than anyone in the show has ever done and Brienne moved slightly worse than average.

>>85917284
>The Kingdom of the Crownlands

>>85917284
Riverlands (were part of the Ironshit Kingdom)

Crownlands (was just land split between petty kings)

>>85917284
riverlands and crownlands because neither had a history of kings ruling those regions specifically

>>85917190
5/10 kek

>>85916964

lurk moar

>>85917276

Ballista from S07E04 + obsidian-tipped projectiles.

>>85917323
Or just kill the knights king. Assuming they are hivemind esque

I wish they would give us more shots of Dany's fat little butt when she's riding her dragon

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Was Kit's voice always this raspy as it is now or has the chainsmoking finally taken it's toll?

>>85917311
>>85917313
>>85917315
So Dorne is one of them?

Cool, thanks anons

Season 1
>Mine was some Tarly boy at the Battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then! Caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait!" They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy. Now the Tarlys bend the knee like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl!

Season 7
>A FINGER IN THE BUM?!
What went wrong

Are there any Dany nude scenes in S2?

>>85917352
>what do we say to the God of Death?

"got a light?"

>>85917313

Were they called the six kingdoms before Daeron the Good brought Dorne into the fold?

>>85916682
Ser Bronn "I put a shaft in your aircraft" of Blackwater

>>85917358
Not only that but Dorne is the only one that remained unconquered by Aegon. They basically did their own thing for a good few hundred years until they decided to join the rest of Westeros.

>>85916837
She looks like Sheev

>>85917360
Pick and choose the damn quotes before I piss myself

>Samwell has either stopped short of officially "acknowledging" Sam as his bastard son or simply not had the chance, so he is referred to simply as Sam, not Sam Snow.

With Dany blowtorching his dad and brother's faces off, does that make Samwell the lord of wherever, and he can make little Sam his official bastard?

>>85917381
>Not only that but Dorne is the only one that remained unconquered by Aegon.

I remember this and that's why I thought it wasn't one of the 7

But good to know

>Danny is going to sleep with Jon Snow
>Danny is going to capture the 7 kingdoms.
>Danny is going to kill Cersei.
>Danny is going to destroy Huron.
>Danny is going to win the war in the north with the White Walkers.
>Danny is going to capture the Iron Throne and everyone is going to kiss her ass and tell her how great she is.
>End of series.

Prove me wrong. Oh that's right, you can't.

>>85917379
No.

Aegon and the others still considered Dorne to be theirs, just not formally.

>>85917364
It would have been the bravest thing D&D or Martin would have ever done if Danny died right there, on that battlefield, brought down by Bronn and impaled by Jaime's spear.

>>85917392
He is a man of the watch, so no.

>>85917407
Dany dies in S8, Jon rules as Aegon Targaryan, Step-Father of Dragons

>>85917141
No, valyrian steel is more resistant and light, but it isn't fucking adamantium.

>>85917392
I wonder what you would call a bastard born north of the Wall? Ignoring the fact that all of those filthy savages are bastards, of course.

>>85917352
I noticed that too Anon. Also,

>kit looks like he's modeling
>maisie looks like she's smoking for the first time to look cool
>sean looks like that's the first cig of the 3rd pack he's bought that day
>michelle looks like she only smokes when she's stressed
>sophie looks like she smoked one just cause she wanted to do drugs

My nigga Robb, one true King in the North, is the only one that pulls of the cool smoking image desu.

>>85917280
You're full of shit.

>>85917428
>Dany dies in S8
Ha ha ha. Nope.

>>85917392
I'm pretty sure maesters can't inherit anything.

>>85917443
Wilde

>>85917443
Night seems like a good choice

>>85917392
Gave up all titles when he took his oath.

>>85917065
So, presuming these are true, which they look to be:

TAKING ALL BETS!
Who expects Jon's plan to capture a Wight to backfire phenomenally?

Any takers? I give 3 to 5 odds of one of the dragons being mortally wounded during episode 6 or 7, and then the Wight breaking free, only to raise it!

I also offer 1 to 9 odds on The Mountain releasing the Wight because all the Maester did was acidentally create a jury-rigged version of the white walkers when bringing him back, and the Mountain will Ride the dead dragon.
1 to 13, against his brother.

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>>85917424
>>85917461
>>85917392
potential maester and Nights Watch brother, it's never going to happen

>>85917284
Really made me think, I even read all the books.

Why are there 8 great houses?
1.House Stark
2.House Baratheon
3.House Arryn
4.House Tully
5.House Lannister
6.House Greyjoy
7.House Tyrell
8.House Martell

Literally 8 kingdoms

episode 4 was fucking lit like dragon fire

im always rooting for both armies

>>85917446

Does anyone have that picture of Isaac with a cigarette on the beach? I'll add it to the image.

>>85917096
>HBO is falling
Yeah, right, as if these leaks don't generate even more hype for the show and cause more people to talk about it, and watch it to see if it's true.

>>85917407
You forgot one

>Dany is going to capture my heart

What would redeem this show for you?

At this point if either Arya, Dany or Jon die. Sansa's death would be inconsequential because she doesn't do anything. Cersei's death is to be expected because they are building her up as the big bad villain of the show, just like they did with Ramsay last season.

>>85917495
kys you shill

the hackers are ruining HBO

>>85917392
>With Dany blowtorching his dad and brother's faces off
Did they actually get killed this episode? I don't recall seeing either one croaking. There was that bald guy that got set on fire, but I don't know if that was actually Randyll.

>>85917480
The Ironborn were led by House Haore when Aegon came. He exterminated the house with the help of House Tully and other Riverland lords who had been conquered by the ironborn. As a reward, he made the Riverlands independent of the Iron Islands. The Greyjoys then ended up taking over the Iron Islands. So there were seven, and he carved the Kingdom of the Iron Islands into two regions.

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>>85917407
As a day 1 Danyfag this makes me so happy. Especially since all the tryhard stannis/mace/euron/chaosh will be violently throwing their tendies on the floor.

>>85917501
arya trying to take on an armoured knight and it ending like it did in s4 when she tried to stab the Hound

>>85917522
They're executed next episode

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>>85917469
Sounds like you want the rest of the leaks.

>>85917507
>le kek le shill kys lol
Try to type like a normal person, people might feel more inclined to read your posts.

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>>85917507

>>85917529

Tbh a rondell dagger or a smallsword is a bretty good weapon for stabbing into the joints of armor.

Then again no one important wears a helmet on this show so you can just stab them in their stupid face with whatever.

>>85917525
So originally there were 7 kingdoms, but there since that event officially 8 kingdoms?

>>85917220
She was a literal who in the first episode, you retard.

>>85917526
>As a day 1 Danyfag
More like a day 1 shitposter cruising for attention.

>>85917480
Greyjoys don't count

>>85917480
When Aegon came in, House Hoarce ruled both the areas of the Riverlands and the Iron Islands if I recall correctly, making them one kingdom at the time.

Also House Baratheon didn't exist until after Aegon's conquest, as it was started by his half brother. That being said, his half-brother did receive the Stormlands, which is where the stupid fucker lived that pissed Aegon off to begin with, launching the conquest.
A man only out-done in stupidity by the real life Saxon King that decided that throwing the single most legendary viking warrior (Ragnarr Lodbrok) into a pit to be torn apart by dogs was a good idea, even though literally every single Viking was ruled over by one of his sons, who surprise surprise didn't take kindly to that, and began the Great Heathen Invasion.

Is that shit about Sansa taking off her clothes, and revealing a shitload of scars, and a missing nipple true? Some dude was talking about that in a thread the other day. I never saw that in the leaks, but maybe there were updated leaks or something.

>>85917526
She's now confirmed as the villain, normies are starting to hate her, and next week will cement it

>>85917507
Opinion discarded

>>85917544
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>>85917587
>samefagging this hard
kys fagget shills

>>85916757
Is this what normies want? I feel like if you're at the point where you're entertained by a child assassin sparring with a giant woman knight, then you're also at the point where you realize how utterly unfair that would be and the child would lose embarrassingly unless they were using some type of magic.

Brienne would just fucking kick Arya in the chest and she'd go down. She can't seriously believe this child is prepared to sword fight a grown man who wants to kill her. So what's the point?

>>85917566
no because the riverlands were never ruled by a king after that, just by the targs from the IT

I thought last season was bad but this season is just a mess
>I can sink a bunch of ships on one side of the continent and then travel to the other side and blow up more ships when both navies left dragonstone at the same time
>little girl parries a 20 lb sword wielded by a giant woman with a rapier
>guys we JUST invented the ballista and we waited until half the army was burned alive to try and shoot it at a dragon
>oh and these dragons that were meant to bring pure fear to people are bitches one ballista shot in the right place will kill them
>while all this is happening the white walkers are just chilling waiting for us to finish up
>army has zero scouts so they get ambused by a billion horse niggers and dragons

this is just pure hollywood garbage now

>>85917428
>my wifes dragons

Guess jon really is a tygaricuck

>>85917586
Except she's not, because she will get together with Jon (Aegon) Snow (Stark, Targaryan)

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>>85916610
Personally, I can't wait for based Dany to steamroll Europe- I mean Westeros with her army of Dothraki refugees I mean screamers, combined with those badass girls from Dorne and the Iron Islands! It's gonna be so sick when they rape and pillage the countrysides as they make their way to that bitch Cersi. Maybe she'll finally get what's been coming to her since season one now that her family is basically in ruin anyway. Also, Cleganebowl amirite? ;)

>>85917584
Some anon has been going on about that for months but I've never seen a source.

>>85917446
Sophie is a massive cokehead and I've seen pics of Maisie pinging

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>>85917541
Thoros kicks it? Fuck me.

>>85917621
>20lb sword
lul

>>85917616
But what about the Tullies? They control a good chunk of the area, and they are bigger than the Iron Islands. The Tullies aren't one of the major houses?

>>85917566

There are no kingdoms anymore, the houses that were kings are now lords paramount of their "kingdoms"/regions. There were seven kingdoms at the time of Aegon's conquest (there had been much more petty kingdoms earlier in Westeros history) so that's why they're called the seven kingdoms of Westeros.

Dorne retained their right to a royal title, since they weren't conquered but entered the realm through marriages. Though they call their ruler prince(ss) and not king, yet it is referred to as a kingdom and not a principality.

Question. Why do they use Scorpio as a ballista that needs to be aimed? They could just put one of these in each of their wagons and have them aim directly upwards. If the dragon is above the carriage you can release the trigger and instantly impale it.

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>>85917611
Nice try, but none of those posts were mine.

>>85917629
Fuck off.

>>85917648

There have been historically some cases of kings being vassals to emperors, but since the ruler of Westeros is called king no one but him is allowed to have that title.

>>85917647
They are, but they were never kings, so the Riverlands aren't a Kingdom. Really, Aegon decided that his title was "Lord of the Seven Kingdoms" before he actually conquered any of them, and he just stuck with it. It took another like 150 years before Dorne came into the fold.

>>85917648
Ohh. Thanks man, and thanks to all the others that replied to me as well. Very interesting.

>>85917657
Not him but fuck you commie.

>>85916639
kek, wtf man

>>85917647
They were never royalty though so there's no reason to call the region a kingdom. They're one of the great houses because the Targs made all the Riverlords pledge fealty to them.
Also pluralising names doesn't work like that, it's just 'Tullys'.

>>85917648
Because the monarch in King's Landing is the monarch of Dorne, it's not that difficult.

>>85917480
They overcame seven kingdoms to form what they did. Also the faith of the seven and all that shit.

Really it's 9 kingdoms if you count the crownlands. Before the crownlands the claw and dragonstone were arguably their own kingdoms, making 10.

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>>85917640
More?

>>85917035
>giving someone the dagger they were assassinated with

>>85917303
?
Guys, I'm confused.
I've watched episode 3.
Brianne and Arya don't fight in it.
What are you guys on about?

>>85917679
Not him but fuck you /pol/tard

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All hail His Grace, Aegon of Houses Targaryan and Stark, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, King of Meereen, Khal of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Step-Father of Dragons

>>85917725

Fourth episode was leaked. No bamboozle.

>>85917067
Surnames are an enlightenment thing, that's why so many plebs are called smith

>>85917725
Ep 4 leaked

>>85917725
are you baiting or have you been asleep for the last 20 hours?

>>85917738

That's some pretty anachronistic clothing.

I stand with the Khaleesi.

>>85917067
so? Just like real life, dude.

>>85917751
>>85917754
OSHITNIGGAWHAT.

>>85917725

Drogon incinerates Lanisters

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501854651130.webm

>>85917679
Why don't you just stay in your containment board p*l?

>>85917024

Fighting in formation >>>>>>>> fighting solo

The Roman legions conquered the world for a reason, m8

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>>85917775
lol

>>85917776
Fucking-a
Those cunts deserve to be cooked good and proper

>>85917760
I bend the knee for the Khaleesi.

>>85917548
>yfw shitskin walks into your dragonbang wagoon

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>>85917024

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>>85917775

Get the fuck out of here. /tv/ is going to be spoiler central for you.

>tfw Ed Sheeran probably got roasted by Drogon this episode

Is Preston officially not /our guy/ anymore?

>>85917581

Well yeah, no shit, thats what that part of the story exists for. That specific thing is a reference to the incident with the saxon king. Every single thing in ASOIAF is either a reference to a historical event or mythology. Nothing is new, but thats really the point.

Why did they turn Littlefinger into a creepy stalker retard?

I mean, he literally has no reason to be in Winterfell. Neither Jon or Sansa want anything to do with him. The Vale already declared for Jon. Jon threatened to kill him. Littlefinger has no leverage and no loyal soldiers.

>>85917837
good

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>>85917824

No one watches this for the plot anymore

All this talk about the kingdoms of Westeros make me curious, why did Aegon come to Westeros in the first place? I thought Valaryia was a real cool place and pretty sure they left before the doom happened.
I don't know much of the history about the things that happened before the start of the books.

So correct me if I'm wrong, but did EVERY named character survive that battle? Even Dickon? I call fucking bullshit. Also, why was Tyrion there? What purpose could he possibly serve in that scenario? Bargaining with Jaime "I'll kill him the next time I see him" Lannister? That seems pretty..... dumb? Also, Bronn would have never gotten that ballista shot off if she had just brought all her dragons just sayin

>>85917851
he's always been a creepy stalker, just not a retard

>>85917851
>>85917851
Keep your enemies close

>>85917851
>The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Peter Baelish

He let his feelings for Cat get the better of him, and every time he tries to fix it, he just makes things worse

>>85917392
The oath of the nights watch forces you to become neutral and to abandon all claims

>>85917861
The Targaryens left because some of them have the ability to see the future, and one foresaw the Doom. Valyria blew up 100 years before the conquest, but after the Targaryens left.

>>85916682
No, Bronn is the ultimate Azor Ahai

>>85917864
>but did EVERY named character survive that battle? Even Dickon?
Yes. They get executed next wek

>>85917861
there was a prophecy that the Doom was near so the Targs set up shop on Dragonstone

What the fuck is Littlfinger planning? Why did he give Bran that dagger?

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>>85917837
>sees dragon flying overhead
>"That's a new one."

Do any of the episode 5 leaks show how an unconscious Jamie clad in armor and sinking 50 feet underwater survives and makes it out on foot unseen by a Dothraki horde?

>>85917899

So he could get killed with it

So after the last few episodes have you accepted that

Winterfell is indeed lightbringer

Jon will likely have to sacrifice a Dragon (Rehgal, his father's namesake) in the end to activate it fulfilling Quaiths prophecy - betrayal by love

Bran is the Night King who after much search, finally goes to the place where it all began, when it all began only to realise it's him where it all began. The ink is already dry.

>>85917788
yeah but they can't fight, they just stand in a place and hold a spear at an angle or shoot arrows

>>85917899
he plans to die on ep7 by his own dagger

>>85917846
Where did I imply anything to the contrary?

>>85917881
>>85917895
Huh, neat. Good move on their part.
Does that mean at some point people knew why Valyria got ruined and the reason was lost to time? If they could predict it happening I'm sure they could predict what happened too.

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So whats the general opinion on this season so far? It feels like things are actually moving

>>85917899
He's planning shit all, he just wanks himself silly over his Cat/Sansa fanfiction and tries to watch her sleep.

Why doesn't Bran just "warg" the Knight King and commit sudoku?

>>85917899

It's so fucking stupid. 1. It's weird as shit to give someone the knife they tried to kill him with and cut up his mother. 2. It's weird to talk about his mother getting her throat slit. 3. It begs the question how the fuck LF got his hands on it and makes him a suspect.

>>85917909
bronn grabs him by the throat

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you think drogon likes A BALLISTA BOLT IN DE BUM?

>>85917930
>he can see me HE CAN SEE ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Night King can fight back against warging

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>>85917866
>just not a retard

every time

Seven Kingdoms:
>The North
>The Vale
>The Riverlands
>The Stormlands
>The Reach
>The Westerlands
>Dorne

>>85917944
Only if its ribbed

>>85917926
>Does that mean at some point people knew why Valyria got ruined and the reason was lost to time?
good point

>>85917927

Moving a bit too fast for my liking. Now we're in the real meat but seasons 7 and 8 combined are only 13 episodes. Really wish they cut a lot of the filler in previous seasons so they could expand on the endgame.

>>85917927
honestly the *really major* developments aren't that bad of a plot, but all the writing done to make them happen is mostly pretty poor

>>85917936
LF was responsible for all of that. It was obvious by the middle of S1. The only thing that went awry was that cat want supposed to be there. The assassin even said it.

>>85917927
There is no reason for them to be sprinting through this other than so they don't have to pay these greedy niggers 1.1 million an episode each.

>>85916610

What would he have wrought against Dany if he was still king?

>>85917926
Prophecy is more vague than that. The Doom happened almost instantaneously, so no one who was nearby survived.

It was almost certainly a supervolcanic eruption that may have been affected by Valyrian fire magic. Only tinfoil theories suggest anything substantially different than that.

>>85917851
He's greedy as fuck. And he is obsessed with fucking Starks both literally and figuratively. It's actually in keeping with his character.

>>85917953
w-well he wasn't in season 1, I guess? I do hate that retarded scene. Shows how they really don't care about or understand the character and only use him as a tool to show how smart other people are.

>>85917969
Joffrey sent the assassin, retard. Littlefinger had nothing to do with it

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>>85917941

>guy underwater in light armor dives 50 feet and grabs a 200 pound guy + 50 pounds of armor and swims back up to the surface

>>85917977
Would he have turned into a wight if Dany was still king REALLY MAKES U THINK

>>85917954
Riverlands were never a kingdom

Iron islands are

>>85917280
I really want a got with superdreadnoughts mixed with current got tech. It would be dumb but awesome

>>85917954
You forgot the iron islands

>>85917986
>implying
It was Mance, you plebs.

>>85916670
i want to fuck this nigger

Would /tv/ be satisfied if the final shot of the entire series is [Spoiler]the Night King sitting on the Iron Throne as blizzard-like conditions swirl around the throne room and zombified Dany and Jon kneel beside him?[/spoiler]

>>85917992
>>85917998
The Riverlands and the Iron Islands were part of the same kingdom under house Hoare

>>85917992
>Riverlands were never a kingdom

They were, but not during Aegon I.

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Post YFW Bran goes autism on Jon

what do you think he'll say?

MFW Bran tells Jon he knows nothing

>>85918005
the thread is dark and full of bait

>>85917986
Who pointed the finger at Tyrion?
Who set everything in motion with Jon Arryn's death?

Literally a fucking undead dragon and I don't care because the writing has gone to shit

What's this "fancy lads school" that Bronn is talking about and who besides Dickon Tarly attended it?

>>85918015
and the current 'seven kingdoms' name refers to the iron islands, not the riverlands, as part of it
I think bobby actually specified this in that hunting scene in season 1, so this is show cannon

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>>85918020
>when Ygritte was hit by that arrow... she was beautiful

>>85918005
>Mance

It was Server X who tried to kill Rickon but accidently ordered to kill Bran

>>85917911
huh

>>85917861
Because they're Not! Norman's and why not get land for your sons

>>85917613
She did kick her down but Arya fucking jumped back up.

>>85917964
this is my gripe as well

the pieces are finally moving but did we really need all that filler and pointless dialogue and especially the forced humor just to wrap it up so fastly

>>85918055
>Making the Eight
>Crownlander pussy is worthless

>>85918080
At the time Crownlander pussy was all owned by Littlefinger

>>85918020
he's gonna talk to Jon AFTER he fugs Dany

so in other words, he's gonna be like. You're not my brother, and the dragon queen is your aunt

>>85916776
If Jon doesn't get boatsex, a return journey and his own dragon by season's end, then he's no better than all the others bending the knee for Kelly C.

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So did show combine dany and aegon into one giant mary sue ?

>>85918041
He's making fun of him for being a Lord's son who got royal education and training. Bronn is from flea bottom dont forget

>>85917981
The Faceless Men did it and it's not tinfoil at all

>>85918080

I don't think Crownlander culture or identity is a thing. In the CK2 mod the northern half has the Riverman culture and the southern the Stormlander. Then there is of course the Cracklawmen like my man Nimble Dick.

>>85918100
most of the developing aegon plot-points were given to cersei actually

>>85918100
pretty much *teleports dragon and dothraki horde behing u* nothin personnel bronn

>>85918029
listen showfag. The events of the show and the books in that particular case are exactly the same. Exactly the same.

In the books, the reasoning behind it was that it was Joffrey. This is canon. It's what really happened.

The show, for some meme reason, decided to drop that and never mention it, and make it so it was LF.

The fact you say "it was obvious since the middle of S1" is retarded as fuck, because at that point in the story, the show was following the books, so the culprit was actually Joffrey. It wasn't until S3 that they changed so much about the adaptation that Joffrey was no longer the killer, and it became LF.

Hopefully this explains your whole debate between you and that anon.

>>85918108
Nimble Dick was a good man, didn't deserve what he got
F

>>85918100
I wouldn't mind as far as Aegon probably is Faegon, but it makes Varys a lot more useless save being a merman

>>85918108
There is a kingslander culture in the char creator though

>>85917280
They can film Dany nude at my house if they want. I'll tidy up.

>>85918116
>the reasoning behind it was that it was Joffrey
Tyrion's reasoning. Tyrion who is extremely biased against him, and whose reasoning in this case doesn't make much sense.
IT WAS MANCE

>>85918041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtzasjfM8no

>>85918137

>>85918137

>>85916610

>season 1 compared to season 5.jpg

>>85918108
King's Landing at the very least has a distinct culture

>>85916651
As much as /tv/ makes fun of them/hates on them, and I join in on the hatewagon myself from time to time (ex. how in the FUCK could they misread Stannis so horribly? Are they literally retarded?) I am also tremendously grateful to them. They took a popular ongoing fantasy series helmed by an obese, dithering, and pompous, serial procrastinator and managed to turn it into a series that will actually end. Now we get to have an ending to this wild ride. George "Tax Policy" Martin would rather spend his remaining days on this earth eating junk food and endlessly going to cons, where he soaks in the praise and fangasms of sweaty nerds, for the rest of his fat, obese life. The Dabids actually are ending this BS.

And, there's a lot to be said for adapting what is arguably a quite difficult and "un film able" series to adapt to the TV medium. That is no small feat.

And while they're probably not in charge of casting, they're indirectly responsible for the casting for this show which has been mostly amazing.

>>85918123
>Implying house Blackfyre aren't the legitimate lords of the seven kingdoms

My boy Aegon IV would like a word with you

>>85917035
Thought it was dickon that saved jaime

>>85916757
This was the cringiest scene in the entire series.
Muh ebin stronk little girl
Muh blocking a giant sword from a giant women with a toothpick

>>85916651
David Benioff wrote a film called Brothers that was alright.

>>85917119
>cliffhanger
>more shit writing
>no hound

jesus. just fucking mercy kill the series

Should I reread a 4500 page fantasy book series that will never get finished?

>>85917456
Open this
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Is_Coming

ctrl+f cannons

read it and then fuck yourself

>>85918011
A lover and a poet.

>>85918185
It's a better way to spend your time than shitposting, sure.
I read em all in a couple of months, if you get invested they're a breeze. Real easy reads.

>>85918161
>>85918129

Yeah that's true, the mod gives KL it's own culture, but not the surrounding lands.

>>85917446
Maisie is a chain smoker, 9 times out of 10 in a candid photo she's holding a cig.

I like assassin arya but her smug face is gets kinda annoying

>>85918204
It's not like the CKII mod is canon

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which kingdom/house has the best looking grunts?

>>85918240
Stark soldiers are really snazzy and I wish they were useful in the show at least one time.
Anytime I remember them being in a fight they got blown away in seconds.

>>85918238

Of course not but it's pretty well researched and playing it gives you a pretty good sense of Westerosi geography and where each castle is.

>>85918240

Stannis army was pretty unique, with that Indonesian armor and those 17th century cavalry helmets. Renly's was good as well, Stark's are the blandest and the Lannister's are over used. Tyrell's were the msot basic bitch thing ever. Valemen look pretty cool.

>>85916757
>Ayra is going to be gleeful and vengeful killing the freys
>Merciful to Ed
>Upset and emotional when Nymeria leaves her
>Emotionless when she meets Sansa.

>>85917119
3/10 the worst episode yet.
Arya and Brienne was a cringefest and Dannys army teleporting was retarded.

>>85916771
Who cares if a bunch of Negro actors think people should hire more Negro actors. That's like me saying Hollywood should hire more well endowed men with great physiques and high intelligence.

>>85917927
/tv/ hates because bad writing but normies are enjoying

>>85918279
Yeah but it doesn't mean anything when you're trying to decide something as subjective as "does the Crownlands have its own culture?" Plus "Making the Eight" is an ambition in the mod, so they may very well have denied the Crownlanders a culture group with that in mind.

I've never chosen a start date later than the Conquest, either, and there shouldn't be an independent Crownlander culture before that.

>>85916757
I can't wait for the girl power tweets after this airs on Sunday.

>>85917145
That's a terrible rating, it reminds me of that tragedy.

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>>85916682
He's the player character in the RPG game that is Witcher 4: Game of Thrones

>>85918460

Reading the books no one ever refers to themselves as being a Crownlander. They do refer to being from Kingslanding, Duskendale etc.

The Crownlands literally just means the land directly controlled by the King, the term is used irl history.

>>85916771
Technically there were niggers in LOTR, only they played the orcs. Imagine him chimping out when he finds out that.

>>85918014
a fun image to conjure for sure

>>85917715
>A guy gets defeated by Theon
>Because he tried and failed to kick him in the balls
I wonder if it hurts more this way.

>>85918565
But King's Landing, which is the bulk of the population of the Crownlands, obviously has a very distinct culture that wouldn't fall under the umbrella of Riverlands or Stormlands.

>>85916771
That doesn't make sense, Game of Thrones is supposed to be medieval and niggers are still living in the stone age.

>>85917936
It's been a while since I've watched S1, but did Cat not give it to Lysa?

>>85917469
While the last part aint gonna happen it'd make him the Mountain that Rides, which would be awesome

>>85917715
why does the jon x dany scene have to have two lames cut into it

>>85919230
I love the idea of Jon and Dany having a steamy sex scene while Bran and Sam have voiceovers driving home the fact that they're blood relatives

>>85919019
in the books it does return to littlefingers possesion, while Tyrion is hand in KL.

>>85917652
They only had one of it

>>85916771
>one type of person
>skin color now defines what type of person you are

ffs america

>>85920101
Also it's not like there aren't tons of nonwhite people in Essos