/got/ general

jonerys is just as bad as jonsa
tumblr please leave

jonerys

Jaimsa

What's stopping CIA guy from taking over the north with his fuck huge Vale army still hanging around?

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STOP SUPPORTING RACISM

>>85911457
100 hot pies to the man who can tell me how dany managed to get the entire dothraki army across the sea to highgarden in the space of a day

I don't have a very military mind, so help me out here.

If you have a flying battle tank and it appears the enemy has an anti-air weapon that may or may not be able to take it down, is it a wise decision to fly head on into that weapon to destroy it as quickly as possible?

I would've thought temporarily falling back and letting your ground forces (which are winning) take care of it before returning to the battle would be the better option.

Now Drogon is pretty much a cripple.

>>85911457
stop being a fucking retard, OP

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>>85911457
Where did it all go downhill /got/?

Is it true that episode 4 was leaked?

>>85911552
The Vale wouldn't listen to him

>Elio's chin wobbles with every shudder as he tearfully types the words 'bad pussy'
>Linda lies unresponsive on the floor, occasionally babbling unintelligibly

No one deserves this...

>>85911552
The writers realizing they boxed themselves in. CIA ought to be on the Iron Throne by now but then they lose the slay queen audience.

>>85911580
But getting riled up because there are no X race is also a kind of racism, no?

>>85911580
he's right. movies and tv are about diversity and ethnicity first and foremost. everyone knows that

>>85911618
>a cripple
lmao the bolt did nothing

>>85911628
no

>>85911590
They're in the crownlands,jackass

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

FOOK THA KING

>>85911457
but thats not val?

>>85911624
starting going downhill in season 2, hit ground floor at the end of season 3 or start of season 4.

Reminder next episode Dany will get excited, hug Jon in the heat of the moment, and then suddenly realize what she did and quickly pull away with an awkward cough and her face red.

>>85911580
He's right. D&D cut out the black cuties from the story. Instead of cleaning up shit pans, Sam was meant to be banging a black sand snake in the citadel.

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>>85911457
>https://spankbang.com/1f36z/video/dragons+and+stuff
Here, fags.

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>>85911580
Then who the fuck is this bitch?

I wonder if fat man cries himself to sleep knowing a shitty SJW fanfic is probably the only ending people will get from his magnum opus. He has a book and a half left to write. That is about 7-8 more years. He'll be dead before then and fans would have moved on. People who were teenagers when they started to read aGoT are now family men. Meanwhile the show is basically a Wikipedia page of spoilers which we obviously can verify due to books foreshadowing those events. Fat man fucked up. His book fans hate him. Anyone with taste recognizes the show for the turd it is. Even his two favorite pets Linda and Elio are spending their days making vlogs on how awful the show is. He has burned his bridges. He will most likely die as a man who was too fat, lazy and greedy for his own good.

>>85911624
now

but it started around season 5, once D&D started writing for themselves instead of just adapting grrm's books it started going down hill, their basically just terrible fanfiction writers, that's what this show is, a very poorly written fanfiction

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Again, why do people want to see these two autists fuck?

>>85911618
Well first off she fucked up by using only one dragon. If she didn't divide her forces for no reason, what the fuck else are her other two doing?

Second, yes, after the first bolt she should've moved off that part of the line. Lord knows there was enough smoke for her to torch other packs of Lannister troops.

This highlights her overall understanding of strategy.

>>85911711
>but it started around season 5, once D&D started writing for themselves
So in season 2? That's when they started writing shit for themselves that doesn't appear in the books. Remember Ros?

REMINDER
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501866134997.webm

>>85911688
>Camera pans to the sky
Nani!?

>>85911590
what is that the one that got to you?

they have literally been doing that can only be explained via teleportation for years now

>>85911739
PHASING
WING

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>>85911624

>>85911624
Season 1-2 great
Season 3 very good
Season 4 good
Season 5-current year shit

>>85911737
Ros was actually good though

>>85911701
>Even his two favorite pets Linda and Elio are spending their days making vlogs on how awful the show is
lel didn't know this
burn fatman burn

leak episode 5 already pls pajeet

>>85911701
>He will most likely die as a man who was too fat, lazy and greedy for his own good.

Poetic. Someone ought to write a book about that.

Everyone's voice sounded so cute with the pitched up audio.

>>85911719
because incest is hot

>>85911777
HAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF

>>85911698
She's 80% white, 20% black.

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EPISODE

5

LEAK

WHEN

does sansa have a hairy ginger puss?

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>>85911580
I agree. Support projects like Black Panther that are truly diverse.

>>85911795
no u

>>85911646
no

watch leak where?

>>85911797
I don't think that's how genetics work

I wish they didn't burn Ygritte's corpse, so her wight could chastise Jon for going after some bad pussy.

WHEN THE FUCK IS RORY THIS SEASON?!

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>>85911624

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>>85911797
>disgusting nigger hair

>>85911737
meh most of that was so little you could ignore it

Like Ros was pointless but it wasn't the center piece of the show. Now the entire show is basically them just pandering to fans and jack off their favorite characters

>>85911802
CIA now knows Bran either has a very similar mind or is literally all-seeing.

And he just, what? What does he do with this knowledge?

Watches some dyke swodfighting.

Will Dany stop spiting Jon's own words to his face?

>dont judge the childs for their parents crimes
>is your proud more importand than your ppl (jon to mance)

>>85911737
>That's when they started writing shit for themselves that doesn't appear in the books
it's almost like there are no books anymore, whoa

blame GRRM, or god

>>85911832
Not him, but I'm pretty sure you're retarded.

>>85911719
>even chads support Jonerys

>>85911846
>meh most of that was so little you could ignore it
No, I couldn't. Neither could /got/ at the time.

The rewriting of Stannis started there.
The Volantis bitch.
The arya travel change.
Ros's huge waste of time
Battle of Blackwater was absolutely terrible
No mention of the Stark children warging.

The entire show was terrible back then.

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Some say Preston still hasn't recovered

>>85911624
Hardhome was peak

>>85911889
>season 2
>no more books
are you retarded

>>85911803
Look up medieval grooming standards.

>>85911890
no u

>>85911889
>GRRM never wrote a book after the first one
Are you fucking brain damaged?

>>85911899
I mean most of those are still relatively minor changes to the shit they're pulling now.

>>85911580
>OOOOOOBAAA DOOOOOOOBAAA

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>>85911890
>Not him

>>85911889
They went off books way before they ran out of content.

>>85911939
The shit they are pulling now is completely irrelevant because there are no more books. I couldn't care less what they do now.

I'm here for the trainwreck. It is more important what they did back then when they were "following" the books than what they do now. The train is already off rails, it went off rails in season2.

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>>85911719
because it's destiny

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>>85911905
>MUH EPIC DRAGONS AND ICE ZOMBIES AND FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL

>>85911977
>it went off rails in season2.
be reasonable, anon. The plot progressed essentially in the same manner until the end of season 4

>>85911879
If CIA was actually smart he'd pack up and fuck off to Essos right now. But he has to stay of course so that the Stark kids can fuck him over together.

I postulate the books aren't real and only actually came to exist after the show. Book readers in this case are to be rounded up and reeducated as better consumers

>>85911781
hardhome speech is next. that pride line was the best of adult jon's speeches. he also used it on tormund. kelly will probably start cannibalizing ned, benjen, mormont, aegon, stannis and davos lines next.

>>85911939
Those started the downward spiral. Change one or two things here, next season you're changing 5 or 6 things because of that, plus your other changes for the season. This multiplies every season

>>85911991
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>>85911933
>>85911933
>>85911967
sorry i forgot to quote the other guy too >>85911846
>Now the entire show is basically them just pandering to fans and jack off their favorite characters
can't be mad about this anymore

>>85911991
BLOOD

LINE

DEEPEST LORE

If dany is jon's aunt why are they the same age?

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Anyone who won't admit this scene was awesome is a fucking liar.

>>85912103
time travel

>>85911719
Aunt/nephew is the purest form of love.

>>85912021
Or at least The Vale.

>Gee, the family I'm infiltrating has an autistic brother who either knows Machiavelli or has watched literally every major conversation I've had.
>No way this kid will push me out, reveal my potting, or kill me.
>Better just stick around.
>In the castle.
>Away from even my army.

>>85911457
>girl can't get pregnant ever
>like literally destroyed inside, physically impossible
>sweet, we can fuck till the end without worry then
>wake up one day
>she got pregnant and you are the father
I would kill myself to be honest

First for Bronn the Dragon Slayer

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>>85911624
in my opinion.

>>85912016
Not for Arya it didn't. Neither for Stannis, or Jaime.

In fact, every character had their motivations changed in one way or another. So what does it matter if Tyrion killed Shae, if he did it for all the wrong reasons?

So no, fuck you. If being reasonable is accepting getting fucked in the ass, then I won't be reasonable.

Season 2 nor 3 weren't enjoyable back then, and they aren't enjoyable now that the show is a comedy.

>>85911739
>>85911766
Shit I watched this too many times. I was just coming here to point out the dragon win clips through the CGI tree

>>85912116
was pretty kino tbqh
not sure how I feel about bronn now being super-loyal and not just fleeing like he usually would, but I guess he's been through a lot with Jaime now

>>85912116
It was awesome seeing lannishits turn into toast bread

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Why is Dany creaming over Jon now? All he did was brood and rave about ice zombies and shit

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/ourguys/:

Euron
Tyrion (now that he's redpilled)
Bronn
Autistic TIme Lord Bran
The Hound
Jorah

>>85912116
It really wasn't, how come no dohraki attacked him? the scene was fake as fuck, did everyone die and only daneerys, Jaime, and bronn were left standing? That's what the show made me think.

pretty shitty scene

>>85911797
She looks like 60% black to me. Then again whyte bois have recessive genes

>>85912103
Bc she was born at like the same time as jon to older parents. Rhaegar was her brother

>>85912200
He's a king
Bitches cream themselves for that kind of shit

>>85912206
Jaime is our #1 guy bud

>>85911624

What level of irony is it that when Game of Thrones became a feminist power fantasy, replete with women in leadership positions, the show displayed a marked drop in overall quality. Truly, matriarchy = chaos and destruction.

>>85912200
idk, how is Arya a master fighter and magic assassin now? All she did was scrub floors and then fail the one assassination job she was actually given

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>>85912116

I forgot how alpha Bron was.

>>85912200
See >>85911991

>>85912206
>No Night king and Jaime

>>85912200
Targaryen incest instinct

>>85911739
LMFAO. THIS SHOW IS A COMEDY.

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>>85912206
>Jorah
>a fucking cuck is /ourguy/

>>85912246
B-b-but Chaosh ish a ladder!
>Gets his throat slit by two women
Fucking DnD

>>85912206
Jaime "Im Fucking My Sister Even if the Seven Kingdoms Burns with Me" Lannister should be on top

>>85912200
cause he's on a mission and doesn't take any of her shit

>>85911624
>muh downhill narrative
Season 4 was the best and the last 2 episodes of season 6 were among the best in the series. Also so far season 7 has been decent with episode 3 & 4 being very good imo.

>>85912116
yea that shit was pretty nice. had goosebumps at the end of that shit. i really thought jamie was gonna get level 99 fireballed.

>>85912309
get out shownigger

Has anyone watched Preston's webinar at the American Geophysical Union? Is it worth it?

>>85911991
>game of thrones is actually the ASOIAF anime i've always wanted
omg

>>85912264
>>85912234
>>85912302
>Jaime
Just because your hate boner for Dany is huge doesn't mean you have to like a cuck

>>85912200
She literally just thinks he's cute and can tell he has a good heart. Also targs literally can not stop themselves from wanting to fuck each other.

>>85912247
She cross classed Bravossi Rogue and Faceless Man. Everybody knows you get magic assassin from that

>>85912335
Jaime has been our guy since S01E01 when he made it his mission to fuck with Starkfags in Winterfell

Who should have been cast as Harry the Heir?

>>85912200
A better question is why is Jon hunched over like that in every scene

>>85912200

leaked episode(s) where??

>>85911797
ONE
DROP
RULE

>>85912206
>Jorah
>the cuck
>/ourguy/
I'll rather join the Jonerys

>>85912352
He is a literal fucking cuck though.

Cersei is fucking everyone behind his back and he literally loves her.

He is a cuck of the highest proportions, even bigger than Robert Cuck Baratheon.

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>>85911803

>>85912335
Honestly, it was a weird feeling cheering for the Lannisters to burn while cheering for Jaime to stag Dany on that beach

>>85912355
Dickon's actor

>>85912355
Idris Elba.

>>85912206
i only like Night King Euron and Jaime at this point. the hound turned into a nice guy, jorah is a pathetic beta orbiter who single handedly caused this whole invasion, tyrion is a little shit traitor really, bronn is a fan favorite cliche character and an asshole. Bran is okay tho, i guess he can be /ourguy/

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>>85912206

>Jorah "King of Cucks" Mormont

>normalfag friend starts watching GoT
>now he sends me shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aWwZl8MLQA

I dunno what to say

>>85912374
Cersei is also a Cuckess...is there anyone who isn't a cuck?

>>85912358
Its that Im brooding and sad and mysterious pose all those awkward kids try to do. Haven't you went to high school?

>>85912374
He's going to kill her though so it's cool since it's the only possible way to uncuck yourself

>>85912385
What about Davos "The non-character" Seaworth?

>>85912348
she never actually trained as either though

she learned Bravossi sword fighting for like a week like 7 years ago

and the Faceless Men literally taught her nothing, she washed floors and then betrayed them before they actually taught her any secrets

>>85911655
I hope it was poisoned, but that would be bs even for this show

>>85912385
Night King's got a solid tax policy.

>>85911905
Hardhome was a flower among the pile of shit that was season 5. The last 2 episodes of season 6 were great however.

>>85912335
>Implying Jaimes is not gonna kill Cersei

>>85912385
>the hound turned into a nice guy

Yeah he's not nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor so he can't be our guy anymore :^(

>>85912402
you are right, I didn't consider that...fair enough, he is our guy then

>>85912396
there is an image circling around of everyone who has been cucked, I don't have it though. It was called "Game of cucks" I think.

>>85912206
Remove Jorah and add Jamie and Karl Fookin Tanner

>>85912408
>Destroy's the wall to let his people immigrate illegally

confirmed for being a fan favorite next year

>>85912404
she learned to fight blind with a stick

>>85912391
>gtfo jorah and find a cure for your uncureable disease, good luck haha, cya never, ill be busy creaming over jon
>gets cured by fat nerd guy
>omg danny saved me by sending me away <333 i owe her my life!
he is so pathetic at this point

>>85911719
Because most people are too retarded to remember substantive plot information but pea brained fools can be enticed by the, will they/ won't they plot device like:
Ross and Rachael
J.D and Elliot
Tim and Dawn
Jim and Pam
Jack and Kate
Fry and Leela
Barney and Robin
Ted and Robin
Buffy and Spike
Clarke Kent and Louis Lane
Leonard and Penny
Cory and Topanga
Leslie and Ben
Amy and Sheldon.

*Spoiler* They all, always will.

If you like Jon and Dany you're basically a confirmed retard.

>>85912427
Jaime "The King and Queen Slayer" Lannister

Doesn't really slide with the tongue

>>85912427
>>85912402
He kills her now? After all the shit she did? Would be really out of character, it't too late

>>85912374
Robert wasn't a cuck. He cucked Cersei on hourly basis

>>85912374
who did she fuck other than Jaime, Robert and Lansle, who she only fucked cause he looked like Jaime, well that and to kill Robert.

basically one was forced on her and the other was pretty done so she could be with Jaime

>>85911580
Guess he has never seen an episode. Dumb cunt.

>>85912447
>THEY'RE MORE WESTEROSI THAN YOU, BIGOTS

>>85912473
she's been fucking lancel, osmund kettleblack, and moonboy for all i know

Anybody excited for the Golden Company?

>>85912471
Robert got cucked so hard it started a war

>>85912471
But Cersei swallowed his semen to not bear his children. How is he not king cuck? If a woman swallows your semen, she wins.

>>85912465
Did you not read the spoilers? Sure she did a lot of shit but all of that compares to her letting the entire world die just to be petty

>>85912473
>who did she fuck other than Jaime, Robert and Lansle
All Kettleback family tree, the moonboy and supposably many others

>>85912463
it does if you call him kingslayer and queenslayer separately and spit on the ground between each insult

Book Jaime is 1000% our guy. Show Jaime less so but he can still recover.

>>85912452
no she really didn't, being blind didn't teach her anything in the show

besides it certainly didn't teach her to turn Freys into pies without anyone noticing, even the other Freys

>>85912487
for all I know

>>85912536
book jaime partook in bullying of innocent tullys far too much for my liking

>>85912487
Osmund Kettleblack doesn't exist in the show

I agree that book Cersei is a total whore, but book Jaime also abandoned her and disappeared with Brianne

>>85912536
we already know he shits on cersei and leaves her by the end of the season

>>85912552
Tully's are the Jobber Lords who you make your name against

>>85912221
Lol maybe if you're blind.

>>85911457
why doesn't show euron have sharingan? also since missandei was a slave does that make her faster than a raven if she runs barefooted?

>>85912572
>Osmund Kettleblack doesn't exist in the show

BRAVO D&D

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bend the knee /tv/

>>85911719
>Becks pirates tv shows

This is why they won't give you a knighthood, you arsehole

I heard episode 4 was leaked. Are there any streams?

>>85912496
'no'

it's just gonna be the return of Daario the Bronn of Essos, oh look at that Daario is fighting for Cersei, o what a sly wink he's really a double agent such rogue much clever

>>85912200
It's very simple
>He's a king with no partner
>She's a queen with no partner
>He's objectively attractive
and the most important of all
>He doesn't take any of her shit and refuses to bend the knee to her which is probably a huge turn on considering she's used to men always listening to her and trying their hardest to impress her

>>85912585
>sharingan

you mean shenanigans? I think he'll get a dragon at some point with a horn or some magic

How many episodes left?

>>85912578
what does that make tywin then, for loosing to one?

>>85912552
>>85912578
House Tully is a disease

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>>85912116

Bronn will never see the most beautiful woman in the world ever again.

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>>85911991
her comics are mostly Tumblr tier, but there are some gems

/ourguy/ here for example >>85912206

>>85912393
god I haven't really cringed at something about this show before now by avoiding this kind of shit.

>>85912625
>t. disgusting inbred frey uggo

>>85912620
3

>>85912609
>no violet eyes
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85912623
it's like when a jobber pins a star because the star is being too arrogant, just makes Jaime look better than the old man

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>>85912614
Holy fuck have you been under a rock for the past 12 hours? Hurry up and watch the episode it was 10/10 imo.

http://watchonlineepisodes.com/episode/game-of-thrones-season-7-episode-4/

>>85912617
buh buh buh but what about my boy jorah?

>>85911618

When the fuck did this happen?

>>85912650
what the fuck

>>85912672
>10/10
Maybe if you're a shit taste plebbitor. It has a few good scenes but the episode itself was fucking bland and full of retardation.

How do you think this story plays out if it was Stannis who died first instead of Renly?

>>85912672
>10/10
I will not give it above a 1 when the strawpoll shows up.

A fucking ANIME fight.

Hey guys, long time 4chnner but I don't normally come to generals because I prefer to discuss current shows with my friends irl, so sorry if I make a faux pas.

But I heard there was a leak of episode 5, and if anyone could hit me up with a link, I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks everyone.

>>85912703
renly would be too busy sucking loras' cock

>>85912674
desperately groveling at her feet vs. strong northern warrior who won't bend the knee...cant really blame dany for cucking that pathetic orbiter desu

>>85912617
yeah, but they are sadly gonna take something that makes perfect sense as a completely loveless political marriage and make it into a lesson about find true love or some horse shit

>>85912682
in the episode...did you close your eyes?

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>>85912709
N-nani!?

>>85912712
>4channer
You are not fooling anyone reddit, get out

>>85912672
This pic is amazing, whee is it from?

>>85912712
learn to use control F you retard. Also, you are Reddit.

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>>85912617
So Jon is the GoT's version of negging?

>>85912672

stupid mummers

coulda stopped the mad queen with a javelin with his good hand

So...

Arya, a student of the water dancing sword style, was able to shit on Brienne, a fighter who won against the Hound.

The Hound is a better fighter than Meryn fucking Trant, and Syrio Forel is likely a better fighter than Arya.

So it follows that Syrio is still alive. Where will he make his reappearance?

>>85912116
Yeah it was kino desu. I was on the edge of my seat of the last few minutes of the battle, really hoped Bronn would kill Drogon the shit along with Daenerys. Jamie charging and Dany was intense af.

>>85912703
he'd be tyrell bitch, and he might ally with the starks.

Why doesn't Jon just bend the one anyway? He didn't even want to be king. Shouldn't he do whatever the fuck that dumb bitch wants so he can get his hands on those dragons to fight the others?

>>85912703
Tywin crushes Renly in battle, he and all the Tyrells are hung within a week, no one will be there to murder Joffrey

yeah, things would have been much worse

>>85912712
Sent ;)

>>85912734
10/10 fight, this is how REAL people fought in medieval times... not smelly hairy guys swinging at each other. this is a HEMA approved duel

>>85911739
Damn that music really syncs up well.

>>85912773
"Arya" is just Syrio wearing his dead student's face

He was a faceless man

>>85912712
Only if you join Jonerys

>>85912775
are these posts fucking bait?

They are written like if they came straight from Youtube or fucking Reddit.

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>>85912787
agreed

>>85912649

Frey's aren't inbred. They marry other houses.

>>85912780
He'd be too short if bend the knee

>>85912773
yeah sounds like something D&D would actually write in to this shit show

>>85912780
The north doesn't want that. They would betray and kill Jon (again)

>>85912818
black walder fucks half the daughters

>>85912799
And who
are you

>>85912783
>no one will be there to murder Joffrey
>yeah, things would have been much worse
implying the joff wasnt 100% /ourguy/. i want to see him shoot arrows into a tied-up dany, while having a smug look on his face

>>85912773
as grand chancellor in the Night King's Academy of Zombie Wop Fencing

>>85912752
I mean Kit is still way taller then Emilia Clarke so the manletism isn't really that much of an issue.

>>85912817

>the sword bending

kek

>>85912816
>implying there's a difference between here and reddit and youtube
The entire internet is the same these days. The same retarded phone posters everywhere. Only dying forums with restricted userbases can still manage coherent conversation.

>>85911580
Well, I guess Force Awakens 2 wasn't going to be good anyway.

>>85912817
some of those moves are pretty great
also laughed at the plastic sword bending

>>85911701
Lmao. 4chan is so utterly pathetic. It's honestly sad

>>85912860
>swords don't bend
kys

>>85912817
i really dont get it

this webm looks just as badass (if not more so) than the arya ''fight'' and is based on actual techniques

why do dnd want to put twirly anime shit in that looks incredibly cringe?

>>85912674
he gets to watch jon boning her and hear her moans of absolute pleasure from a distance

forever after

>>85911457
So the Lannisters jobbed to Dany meaning Westeros is fucked against the white walkers.

>>85911457
Will HBO not raid my house if I watch the leaks in incognito mode and delete search history?

>>85912783
>Tywin crushes Renly in battle
ahahahah
yeah with his fucking homelands getting burnt and half of his lords probably wanting to desert because of that, he'd crush an army 5 times the size of his and 5 times more well-supplied led by some of the best commanders in Westeros such as Randyll Tarly
No, the guy who lost a battle to Edmure Tully would not do this.

>>85912703
>Renly wins
>Margery doesn't marry Tommen
>Baratheon and Stark forces combined
>Robb doesn't need Walder Frey's help so Red Wedding never happens
>???

>>85912892
He's right, you don't think GRRM knows he fucked up?

>>85912860
uh, swords are supposed to bend. if it doesn't bend it breaks

>>85911701
>re now family men

>tfw no family

>>85912734
>using a toothpick to block and riposte a fucking longsword overhead swing
I'm sorry, what?

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So which face is Jaqen H'gar's "true face"? Is the one we usually see him in - if so why is he using is regular face when he's both captured by yoren's men and when he's posing in the lannister army in Harrenhal? Is it the one I've posted? If so, why doesn't he use that one in the House of Black and White, where he's at "home"?

>>85911457
D U D E
T I M E T R A V E L

>>85912816
He wrote "af". Fresh off reddit/twitch/etc.

>>85912816
Why can't you Americans understand sarcasm?

>>85912780
Heebs have metaknowledge that he is a Targ outranking Kelly, so they are avoiding a sticky succession situation where the senior Targ defers to the junior Targ because of ignorance.

Leaks say he will bend to Cersei anyway to attempt a unified continental coalition, which is fine since Cersei won't survive anyway.

>>85912727
Wasn't this in the leaked episode though?

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>>85911590
>muh teleportation frustration

>expecting lengthy traveling scenes that go on for several episodes because muh realistic travel times

This meme is boring.

>>85911701
sold his soul for a shot at fame and mone... hes a fat waste of space

>>85912933

uh, you don't get to bring friends. if you bring friends this plane breaks

>>85912939
He has no "true face" because he is No One

That's the entire fucking point.

>>85912913
because any drooling retard can relate to a sword twirl

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>>85912939

I can't wait for Missandei to get raped.

bros i maybe drunk but this horse nigger vs lannister battle looks incredibly shitty and low budget

>>85912956
well considering a key to communicating sarcasm is typically a tone of voice

yes it can be a little fucking hard to tell if your being sarcastic with just text, what are you just learning this now?

>littlefinger is a retarded orbiter now, and its pretty obvious hes got no master plan
>varys is a glorified extra
wtf happened?

im watching the leaked ep can u guys stop posting for like 40 mins

thnx

>>85912672
Thanks kind anon

>>85912969
No one even expects them to make a 10 minute travelling montage you retard

They are literally telling you Jaime shouldn't have been attacked at all. The only reason he could possibly be attacked in time is with the use of teleportation.

This isn't the same issue we had last week, where Jaime teleported in a single scene from place to place. Now we are facing a situation where Daenerys literally couldn't have made it in time to the Blackwater river, its just not possible, kid.

>>85912780
Jon: Come fight the Nightking with me in the North
Dany: I will help your people, but only after you bend the knee.
Jon: Okay. *bend*
Dany: Go storm King's Landing for me please. You've bent the knee. You're duty bound to do so.

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>>85911797
If Shaun King can be widely considered Black this bitch is black, stfu numale

>>85911580
niggars aint heroes

>>85911457
Doesn't sound like any fairy tale I've ever heard of though.

And lol at jonsafags on tumblr

>muh endgame
>muh endgame
>muh danielle x jon is boring and predictable
>muh chemistry

>>85912969
>expecting the world to follow its own rules is boring

people like you are why they are allowed to get away with shit writing

>>85912783
is this what lannisterfags actually believe?

tywin would be facing a war on two fronts, one against the entire North and another against the combined forces of tyrell/baratheon . he'd be fucking crushed

>>85913009
You are drunk, yet you are smarter than most of Reddit.

You have a good opinion, anon.

>>85911701
i don't think he gives a shit. He otherwise wouldn't have allowed the show to overtake him and finish ahead.

>>85912937
to be fair arya is trained but a supernatural deity. I believe that more than I believe Brienne beating the hound.

>>85913039
>>85912969
it's not just about time either
logistically, there's no way Dany should be able to transport an army that huge onto the continent and towards the blackwater and no one knows about it
it would mean going pretty much right past King's Landing

>>85913039

>the seven counties

i don't know why these people are fighting so much over a continent the size of delaware

>>85913025
obviously he has no master plan. stannis died. jon was named king. starks keeping popping up out of nowhere. it's common knowledge the vale led by littlefinger declared for the north.

he's fucked

>>85912939
it doesnt matter. the point is that any face is his true face because he is a faceless man.

>>85912937
its called a parry, and it involves not blocking you opponents sword, but rather redirecting it slightly to the side causing it to miss you. Also you have been watching too much anime if you think bigger swords always win against little sword.

>>85911739
This is amazing

>>85911832
thats exactly how they work you shitface

>>85912913

Because it is harder and more dangerous to do. You can instead just ad a stupid twirl and a few cuts. Or people pushing against eachother with swords like fucking idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbSv7lhKzg

>>85911832
actually, anon

>>85912969
>just dont think lmao its fantasy xDDD enjoy yass queen and the dragon cgi!!! xDDD
this is literally 90% of the fanbase. no wonder the show went to shit

>>85913083
kek

>>85913025
LF started taking sides beause he's a retad who couldn't let go of his feelings for Catlyn. Tis has ultimately led him down paths of increasingly diminishing returns as he tries to support his agenda wile still taking counter-productive action to support Sansa.

His position was dependent on being to interconnected amongst those in power to be easily removed; being on the small council, running all the brothels in KL giving him blackmailable info on everyone of note, etc.

He threw that all away and is now trying to manipulate three children in the north and getting outplayed by Sansa, her pet assassin and her psychic brother

>little girl with minimum sword and fighting training stopped a full blow with a literal needle
>b-but it's fantasy brah
This wouldn't have happened in S1

>>85913078

i liked when asha was able to mobilize seamen, set sail, and navigate a massive navy out of a harbor without anyone knowing when euron was like a mile away

>>85913088
>redirecting it
She blocked the fucking swing then pranced around like a ballerina.

>>85911701
can't really blame him. he's old and sold out to live his last years rich as hell to do anything he wants. it seems all he wants to do is go to cons and get asked the same 4 fucking questions over and over again.

>>85913137

You can parry with a smallsword.

>>85913064
you realize he fought that war anyway and won right? Except that he wouldn't have had to face any of Stannis's men and he would be up against a completely inexperienced commander in Renly

Robb wasn't a threat at all, Tywin juked him leaving the Riverlands, and a few months later Robb was dead before he ever had a chance to even threaten King's Landing

>>85913144
this too
dany had an enormous navy and 3 dragons at dragonstone before they sailed away and got fucked twice
and Euron's sailed literally right past dragonstone at least twice

Can someone post webms of the Dragon in battle?

>>85912672
The link isn't working.

>>85913172
Can a little girl?

>>85913152

>go to cons

when you're too fat to masturbate, but famous worldwide, you might as well get blown by fangirls

holy fuck tyrion isn't the mary sue, it's robert

>>85913191
>and Euron's sailed literally right past dragonstone at least twice

No he hasn't, stop this meme

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>>85911624

>>85913182
The Tyrells sided with Tywin which they wouldn't have if Renly was the guy

>>85913172
Arya didn't parry anything, she just blocked it and stopped the attack in its tracks. I don't think you people actually know what a parry is. Also She blocked a sword swing from a woman who is basically an over sized man wielding a longsword, not another toothpick.

>>85913148
nope, she swung her sword from below with a limp wrist in order not to stop briennes sword but rather redirect it far enough that her sword was free and on top of briennes. Arya never blocks brienne she is merely parrying her sword

>>85913172
how does that change the fact that Arya literally magically gained these skills and has never been shown to learn them, especially not to the degree to which she currently knows them

>>85913172
i wonder how many army used small, thin 20 years old woman with small fucking swords in the medieval times? i mean speed and agility can beat big fucking animals in full plate armor, surely some general or king or lord took advantage of this right?

>>85913182
>Robb wasn't a threat at all
that's why he was forced to retreat from harrenhal and go fight him? because he wasn't a threat?
>a completely inexperienced commander in Renly
he had a ton of experienced lords with him, plus, you know, an army 5 times tywin's size

>>85913203
how has he gotten to KL so many times then?

>>85913137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCidyf0jWs

>>85913222
Tyrells were a small part of Renly's force, most of it was from the Stormland's and they all came with Stannis

Why did Jaqen accept Arya into the Faceless Men when she had literally failed each assassination he gave to her?

>>85913230
>redirect
You need to watch that fucking scene again because she didn't redirect a fucking thing, the attack just stopped after she tapped her steel toothpick against Briennes sword then danced around to the side.

>>85911628
Yeah there are scenes on YouTube.

>>85913227
wrong briennes sword only stopped to prevent it hitting the ground. Her sword continued through aryas parry, but was redirected slightly to the left of the screen allowing arya to riposte.

Thus far, who was the biggest THOT in the series?

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>>85913234
>>85913237

Arya practiced for months with a teacher didn't she?

Also no medieval armies would use a smallsword since a smallsword is a 18th/19th century duelling sword.

>>85912630

>implying bron won't save her from cersei's dungeon.

NEW

>>85913288
>>85913288

>>85913254
Manded at what te mapI'm looking at calls Massey's hook and rode to KL through the Kingswood

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>>85913055

Omg, does anyone pls have a source for this? Never got one in that thread the other day.

Missandei actress was stalked and raped by game of thrones fan recently. I wonder how this will effect her season 8 performance

>>85913279
She passed the secret test

>>85913289
>but was redirected slightly to the left
Nope, stop being blind retard.

>>85913296
I think it was weeks at best, but even then, that was like 7 years ago and she hasn't exactly kept up her practice

>>85913308
>tfw no physically and emotionally scared qt jeyne poole gf
JDIMSA

>>85913283
Actually it is you who needs to watch again, briennes sword only stops before the ground, not because of aryas parry. the tap is a way top gain speed advatange in a sword fight. it not only slows Briennes sword but also speeds her own up.

>>85913321
stop being a blind retard. arya does not stop briennes sword

>>85912969
knowing how to properly portray the passing of time, the vast distances and the massive undertaking of traveling cross continent in medieval times is a meme

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Would you fuck dany if she were your mom?

>>85912206
Davos
Littlefinger
Berric
Podrick

>>85913296
No, she didn't. It was weeks. Ned didn't last a month in King's Landing.

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>>85913308
s-source for that pic?

davos is so thirsty for the advisor girl.

>>85913421

Yeah he did. The first book takes exactly a year. Ned was hand for 4-5 months.

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I SAID BEND THE KNEE!

WHY ARE YOU NOT BENDING THE KNEE?

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85913354
>>85913385
>gotcucks are so desperate to defend this show that they're actually saying the Arya fight is good
LMAO, god damn you guys are pathetic.

>the tap is a way to gain speed advantage
You sound like an absolute fucking retard. Also Arya blocked multiple swings and it's shown by the fact that Brienne smacks the fucking sword out of her hand by the end of the fight. Stop being fucking stupid niggers.

>happy Brienne is getting some scenes
>gets nearly bested in a duel by fucking Arya using 1 hand

nearly vomited everywhere. I fucking hate Arya so much

>>85913487
My right knee locks into place if I bend it so I wouldn't be able to get back up if I bent the knee.

>>85913039
hahahha gathering the grain in the reach would take weeks. Dothraki were on horseback, ships from dragonstone to the stormlands takes like a couple days.

Jesus you people are stupid.

>>85911879
>And he just, what? What does he do with this knowledge?

He is trying to implement the "fight every battle" to Bran. With the calculating abilities of his brain, it will take a bit of time.

Also, he wants to pull shit off and have a chance to dicking Sansa.

>>85911899

Look at the fanbase. The show needed to get dumber to be more popular.
And let's be honest, staying faithful to the opus magnum:
a) Made it a Santa-Barbara.
b) Would end on a blueball because fat fuck won't even bother finishing Winds of Winter, yet alone the Dream.

>>85912860
swords bend so they don't break dumbfuck

>>85911701
His books are shit tho, without HBO he would be no one

>>85912206
/ourgals/:
Olenna Tyrell

>>85913736
Swords dont bend retard.

>>85911624
Season 1-Good
Season 2-Great
Season 3-Great
Season 4-Good
Season 5-Mediocre by GoT standards
Season 6-In between Season 5 and 4 in entertainment
Season 7-Good so far

>>85912734
The seconds after Arya lost sword was how that fight SHOULD be done.
The blocking and parrying is just plain dumb (unless the Neddle was valyrian rapier, which it's not)

What region of westeros/essos has the best orgies?

>>85913558
kek

>>85913279
She had a sword pointed at him.

>>85913213
Patrician
>>85914176
Pleb

>>85914097
There are many types of swords and many types of sword fighting. Even withing small parts of Europe the swords and fighting styles changes wildly over the centuries.
https://youtu.be/vi757-7XD94?t=263
Swords can bend.