Do you think they're going to address the consequence of

>>85901989
it's just a kid's movie dude

>>85903491
kids movies like the avengers address this issue tho

Why is colin firths character alive?

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

>>85903491
Kid's movies have decapitation and anal sex these days?

The first movie was a dream, so there was no consequence to any of it.

>>85907246

This should petty much answer OP's question

>>85907246
You can survive getting shot in the head

>>85907246
>first movie has glasses, umbrellas, and suits that can resist bullets
>guy gets shot in the glasses
HMM

>>85901989
I love seeing the trailer for this at the movies. Calling the reaction it receives "neutral" is overstating by quite a margin. It receives the perfect non-reaction.

>>85905316
How do they? By getting reprimended and then go to have a fight in an airport and wrecking everything without giving two shits about it, and suffer no consequences from it?

>>85901989
Isn't Colin Firth dead in this series. He was the sole ray of sunshine in the abomination, then he died.

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stop posting trash

Those tie knots look absurd

>>85901989
I dont entirely care, honestly.

>>85908590
I've seen this trailer plenty this summer and everyone I've gone with has said they wanted to see it.

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>>85901989
What fucking retard made this poster?

>>85901989
Nope. They'll allude to it and the tards in the audience will snicker uncontrollably before one of the characters turns to the screen and winks, at whihc point the "nerds" will scream with laughter and send popcorn flying all over the theater

>>85913245
3 CENTS HAS BEEN DEPOSITED IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

>>85913293
>The shadows are reflections
This poster is fucking kino tbqh

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>>85903491
This b8 is HARRIBLE

>>85913671
Someone's angry

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>ITT: /tv/ contrarians

>>85913293
It's a fan art poster

>>85913293
Colin is supposed to have an eyepatch in Golden Circle. This is some fan-made poster using promo art from the first movie.

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>we can do it in my asshole

>>85914247
The first movie surprised me by being incredibly enjoyably in spite of some truly shitty special effects. Hope the sequel follows form.

>>85901989
did they really make the shadows by mirroring and deforming their pictures, but didn't make them a flat grey color?
Why would they do that?

>>85914634
holy fuck i didnt even notice that detail. i just thought it was another bad shop poster. holy fuck im dying haha

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>>85914333
kill urself faggot

>>85914333
Everything about this movie pointed to a flop

>February release
>Shitty premise
>tired genre

Like you, I was pleasantly surprised at how enjoyable the movie was

>>85901989
>names aren't lined up
Even by trash action standards it's a boring film. So I guess you'll get some joke and a quip explaining everything.

>>85914634
holy fuck, this makes those x-men posters look good. Why does this keep happening to Vaughn?

>>85914765
>Not appreciating high-quality trashkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89wu6qFgImo

>>85914247
and she takes him then and there without lube.

Getting raped by Somalis on the daily back home must have really stretched her out.

>>85905316
No they don't. Hundreds of thousands of people died at the end of the first Avengers, nobody ever really addresses that. The only consequences people talk about are buildings being destroyed.

>>85914634
>>85914744
>>85915423
God damn, do you really can't see it's a fan art? The characters are over-saturated, the font is a Tahoma, which is default and doesn't fit the movie style, it even has an exclamation point in the slogan.

>>85910963
Yes, then they realised this and wrote him back in.

Its a world where super villains kill few million people every now and then. People move on and forget.

at least the nigger's not returning, h was the worst thing about the original

>>85901989
>or are they going to pretend the world recovered from that without any lasting changes?

Basically this.

How did you guys make it past the first ten minutes?
>LOL MY BLADE LEGS CAN CUT YOU IN HALF
How is that any less Reddit than Deadpool?

>>85907246
he's not; didn't you see the trailer?

>>85919390
I stuck around because it's a Matthew Vaughn movie, but when that happened I could tell this was gonna be a trash movie.