>Friday Night What movie are you going to watch with

>>85893004
>having a gf

haha can you imagine that?

>watching movies
lol what is this 1998?

Logan > Jake

>that gif

Back to tumblr

We've been watching curb your enthusiasm but I'm hanging out with my parents tonight

>>85893306
dont forget your gf son, its important he meets his future not-grandparents

>>85893004
Amanda Cerny has fucked up tits. Did she get them done in Phillipines?

>>85893004
Twin Peaks: FWWM.... if I had one. : (

>>85893004
I wil watch her PUSY on my dick is what

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It's everyday bro

>>85893231
Don't be silly. That .gif is way too big and normal-coloured for tumblr.

>>85893200
Logan is a race mixer

>>85893004
Futurama and maybe Your Name.

>>85893004
Theres not a day where I don't want to break up with my girlfriend

Amadeus finally

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>>85893004
Im hoping she gets the message

>>85893004
>having a gf
I'm gonna watch live pd alone with pizza tonight. I could make the excuse that I'm in my hometown for the next week and have no friends but I don't have any friends at uni either

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capshit, nothing but capshit

>tfw no gf

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>>85893004
I'm melanin enriched and I'm thinking of watching django with qt from class tomorrow. The racial injustice and displays of masculinity are bound to have her throw herself on my magic stick by the halfway point. I'm going to destroy her little puss /b/ros, wish me luck

>>85895515
>capshit
Like nightcap?

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>>85893004
>your girlfriend
goway

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>>85895515
What is he thinking about?

>>85894362
Fucking this unfortunately

>>85898031
U gonna get your nuts snipped, boy.

>>85894362
>>85898252
Dudes just do it. You'll feel much better about yourselves. Don't worry about being alone, be happy you'll have the freedom to fuck any random bitch you want

>>85893004
We're going bowling

>>85894362
It's not an everyday thought for me, but definitely pops up in my mind pretty commonly. Sometimes i wonder if the pussy is really worth all of the bullshit you have to deal with.

>>85893004
we're going to smoke a joint on a walk outside later and then we are going to watch some GoT

>>85898353
This. I don't get guys who get gfs desu. I fucked my modest share of women and boy did I have enough of their bullshit just from seeing them every now and then for a date and a fuck.
Women mostly get on my nerves. I like the idea of having a gf but I can't realistically imagine having one.

>>85898353
>>85898668
>dudes just ignore evolution and society's rules and just don't breed and bring up your children in a stable wholesome relationship, just fuck around instead :^)

I wonder who could be behind this post...

kimi no na wa. comes out in threaters here today so im watching that with her

i hope i dont cry

BvS

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>>85898858
I don't play by the rules.

>>85898858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZrigKV2Io8

>>85898858
>evolution
>monogamy
of course, that's why there are no other monogamous great apes and even in humans monogamy is only practised in a small percentage of cultures through history

>>85893891
If you ever see this guy, glass the cunt.

>>85899222
None of the other great apes have forged together into a society capable of furthering their species' abilities over time.

>monogamy is only practised in a small percentage of cultures through history
This is what jews actually want us to believe.

>>85894494
My gf actually has this movie and is been begging me to watch it with her.

>>85898547
Your favorite bar not filming your reactions anymore? Fuck off

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why did you stand her up /tv/?

>>85899556
lmao
rekt

>>85899550
>dating a tranny

I'm going to get blackout drunk and watch Hellraiser alone.

>>85898234
he's thinking it's a shame that all the bad guys in Dunkirk aren't north african.

>>85893004
I'm already drunk. I have to call my grandmother and tell her because I'm unemployed I'm available to help her take care of my grandfather, then I'm going to watch The Tailor of Panama.

>>85893004

That's literally me with my GF. Makes me want to get a side chick.

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>>85894362

>want a gf when single
>want to be single when have gf
>repeat this cycle until the fear of dying alone becomes too much and settle down with somebody you have no real interest in to live a life of quiet misery and resentment until the day you die

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>>85893042

>>85894362
cuck

>>85899606
Can't get attached.

Rule #1

>>85899556
>>85899623

I don't get it

>>85900128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA1nAFAYOI

>>85893004
looks like my ex... sigh. welp, i'm going to murder some cats tonight and hopefully beat off to the reports about it on reddit later.

Tonight is the night boys.
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls066735558/

>>85900211
based
I assume you've already gone through mother-son

>>85900184
Why would you date a beta faggot?

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she is sexy but her doing this with him takes her down in my book

>>85900269
lets just say I'm saving that one for a rainy day ;)

>>85900825
>fake tits

yuck

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>>85900919
hmm are they fake didnt really look into it or care all that much at least they are not hugely disgusting and too big for her body

>>85900919
this, what's the point

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>>85901018
>>85900825
>doing this with him

you do realize she only fucks black guys, right?

>>85901018
>hmm are they fake

Dude look at her, she's 50% plastic

fucking retard

What movie are you waching alone with your body pillow tonight?

>>85899606
she doesn't have a penis.

>>85901018
You can google her pictures. She was a playmate.

>>85893004
Probably gonna watch a Ghibli film or a romantic comedy some time later.

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ha ha me and my girlfriend yeah we're going to poundtown

>>85900919
>>85901018

yeah
sadly they look 100% better clothed, too

>>85900919
>>85906559
It's a push up bra

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>>85893004
whatever she wants is this correct answer

anything else is coming from someone who's never had a gf

>>85893004
shes act the same way a girl did after i grabbed her hand