This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting

>She can cut you down with one sword stroke like mowing the lawn

Pottery

can her mouth trap the cum from these nuts?

>>85887054
Id get her back if you catch my drift

>>85887054
>souls

Christianity confirmed?

>>85887184
>Christianity invented souls

was the scipt written by the writer of Mortal Kombat characters bios?

>>85887054
>tfw no nipponese ninja bodyguardfu

>>85887264
Heathens and heretics...

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>>85887082
Who mows their lawn with a sword?

>>85887401
Mowing machines have blades

How does blatant exposition like this get approved? Is it because David Ayer had to write the script in 6 weeks?

>>85887054
>Boomerang escapes Waller's prison and flees to Japan
>Amidst multiple bank heists, he runs into Katana who's investigating into some shady yakuza buisness
>They discover that the Yakuza is resurrecting an old Japanese mystic creature that would grant them infinite power
>It's basically Big Trouble in Little China with Boomer having no idea what is going on and just tagging along in Katana's story because he wants to bang her

Low budget, get Shane Black to write it and Matthew Vaughn to direct it. Little action/romance movie that's a homage to 80's films in general.
Call it "Katana & Boomerang: Tokyo Drift" or some shit like that.
Done. How to save two characters in one movie.

>>85887401
autism.jpg

B R A V O
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>>85887663
What the fuck are Boomerang's abilities anyway? Just seems like they gave Aussies a crumb

>>85887739
He's a drunk racist aussie that can throw boomerangs.
That's it.
Literally the GOAT

>>85887739
Throwimg boomerangs and trick boomerangs

>>85887739
Specialized boomerangs which he throws with deadly skill.
That's it.
Oh and STRAYA M8

Needed to be more backstabbing though.

>>85887739
he's just really good at using boomerangs
he's a flash villain, you can't really treat them seriously because his most threatening enemy who isn't literally himself is a guy with a gun that stops things.

>>85887739
Surviving an encounter with a metahuman.
Seriously.
That's Amanda Waller's reason for wanting him on Task Force X.

>>85887773
Drunk Bogan scum detected, shouldn't you be picking up your dole check?
>>85887782
Pathetic
>>85887807
Jesus, like fucking cockroaches...
>>85887819
So it's a schtick

>>85887773
/ourguy/

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Rake did it better

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>"SHE GOT MA BAC"
what did he meant by this

>>85889799
>/tg/ for ants

>>85887558

This is Katana, she's got my back. Her sword makes +10 damage and and ignores armour.

Isn't Katana pretty much Batman's slave or something, doing all his bindings?

I can't wait for the spinoff trilogy

>>85887054
I love DC so much. Disney plays it too safe to give us highs as high or lows so hilariously, memetastically low.

God bless these beautiful madmen.

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she's cute

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>>85887773
Boomer is best boy.

>>85892036
Fucking adorable.

>>85892036
Cute girls are cute!

>>85887054
Are DC plane scenes automatic kino?

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>>85892337
Always.

>>85887663
Take my money. Just fucking take it.

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>>85887054
This is Katana! She's got back!

>>85887663
FUND IT

>>85887550
>mowing machines
had to swivel in my chair for 22 seconds from this

>>85890033
Everyone in the DC universe is Batman's slave.

>>85887670
No it was thinkfaster.gif

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>>85890333
I'd watch a Katana solo film to be honest family.

>>85887773
>drunk racist Aussie
Spin-off when?

any noods? I know she has fake tits but I still wanna see.

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>>85897287
No.

>>85887773
>racist
But he was just playing Mah Jong with his nan

>>85897642
What a wonderfully cuppable tushy.

>>85897287
She doesn't have fake tits

>>85892036
>not into asians
> for some reason Katana made my dick harder than Harley did in AYO HOL UP despite wearing a mask the whole time

Now I understand why. That kind of cute cannot be contained.

>>85897674
Wrong post, cunt

>>85897674
Post pics of Boomerang's Nana's tushy.

>>85897674
Keep your feelings about Jai Courtney to yourself.

>>85897879
I was talking about his nana.

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>>85892036
giv chutana gf

Do you think Katana mows her lawn?

>>85898225
No, she mows Flag's. She's got his back.

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>>85898351

In the comics Flag is actually currently fucking Harley Quinn.

>>85887054
Imagine you are some million dollar actor, and you're in the middle of doing Take #3954 of Reshoot #34, and you have to sit and listen to this fucking awful dialogue over and over, and then in interviews, while the movie is rightfully blasted, you have to defend it and make shit up about why it's good or why in god's name you agreed to be in it.

like is being rich worth it as an actor if you have to completely throw away your integrity and be in films your rational mind knows full well are fucking shit as soon as you look at the script?

More like CUTE-tana am I right guys? ;)

>>85887401
Who mows their lawn with one strike?
I mean how small is her garden?

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>>85899338
I like a woman with an unmowed lawn desu

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>>85898749
And then imagine it was a huge box office success with plans for half a dozen sequels and spinoffs and you quit caring.

>>85899824
>suicide squad
>successful

lol

>b-but china

so then why don't they just make a second hollywood that exclusively makes garbage for chinese people to slurp up because clearly they dont really care about the quality of these films, and have proven many times they will forge ticket sale numbers to make films seem more successful (happened with Warcraft, record showings at theaters that couldn't even have been open due to flooding, and all the reported theaters were owned by the same big company)

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>Put Katana in your movie
>Cast hot Asian bitch to play her
>Hide her face behind a shitty plastic mask
>Give her exactly two minutes of screen time and three lines
>Use the rest of the film to shove Margo Roastie down the audience's throat

This is why DC is failing.

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>>85899939
Suicide Squad was banned in China you fucking retard.

>>85887184
No they're going for more of a Dark Souls thing

>>85899939
>>85900058

And it's likely to still top Spider-Flop.