is this guy even a real scientist? all he does is appear in documentaries

he's asian so you have to trust him

>>85884808
He looks so respectable so he must know what he's talking about.

>>85884808
Same as Neil Degrasse. I dare you to find what is these two asshats achievements in the scientific world. They spend all their time on stupid TV shows for plebians

he's a meme. zero credibility and lectures at a lolNYC college.

>>85884808
Isn't he working on a string theory?

>>85884808
I liked his ideas on the tiered civilizations, but I can't really find any other good contributions from him

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What's his name again /tv/?

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>>85885241
Shishio Makoto

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>>85885241
Michio Keiko

>>85884808
>spend decades struggling in academia, putting in years of your life into writing obscure papers that nobody outside of other academics will ever read, let alone care for
>be a talking head in shitty le space is so big documentaries which requires no additional effort or knowledge that you don't already possess and make way more money in the process

GEE I WONDER WHY

>>85884808
Yes he has pubished scientific papers in the past.

https://scholar.google.es/scholar?q=%22michio+kaku%22

He's in the book-writing, cash-checking, phase of his scientific career right now.

>>85886413
>Yes he has pubished scientific papers in the past.
any of those relevant to science?

>>85886485
>any of those relevant to science?
that's why they're called scientific papers mang
they'd be called some other way if they weren't right?

He's likeable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxq76oTDgns

>>85884808
Hes the goat

>>85886485
If he's published scientific papers, then he's a scientist.

Isn't that the question of this thread?

>>85886576
string theory isn't falsifiable it's not science

>>85885241
Mechoo Cockoo

>>85886730
a scientist that doesn't accomplish anything worth something is a hack in my book

>>85885241
Bitchey U. Bukkake.

>>85884992
you're from a flyover state or something? why so anti nyc?

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>>85886798
I don't think you could possibly comprehend how much of a faggot that you are.

>>85884808
he's a String Theorist but now thats proven to be bullshit he's like a little lost lamb with no career, so TV for Plebs it is.

>>85884808
He was. He wrote "string theory for dummies" and became the go-to guy for a scientific opinion.
Every few years someone writes a science book for normies and gets their 5 minutes of fame.
They're usually treated as plebs by the actual scientific community because pop-sci is seen as a cancer.

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Le ebin Asian Doc Brown science bro...

>have Einstein hair style
>be Asian
>act like the Asian nerd from revenge of the nerds
>speak random basic already well known cosmology facts.
>normies listen because he's Le ebin science Asian...

I don't fault him in the slightest. He's intelligent and regardless of his scientific credentials, he deserves what ever success he gets for winning in the game of social engineering...

>>85886798
>in my book
Is that the sad basement-dwelling kissless virgin book? Or the "i haven't showered in over a month" book?

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>>85886730
these freaks have had a scientific paper published that turned out to be fake, are they scientists?

>>85884808
His purpose is to get more people interested in science so they vote pro science parties and go study it themselves.

He said he wouldn't take psychedelics cause they would destroy his brain. He also sometimes allows his inner conspiracy theorist to be seen in public.

So he's not that smart.

>>85887067
>>85886875
bitter failed "scientists" detecved

>>85887114
What was their """science""" paper about?

>>85887384
theoretical physics about what happened at time of the Big Bang.
it fooled a lot of respected scientists and made them like asshats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_affair

>>85886923
>proven to be bullshit
please point me in the right direction regarding this claim

>>85885241
academician prokhor zakharov

>>85885790
>write only for other academics
>only other academics read them
>WHERS DA MONEY

What was meant by this?

>>85886832

NYC colleges produce nothing but trash as far as physics is concerned.

>>85886832
>why so anti nyc?
Faggot meme city that exchanged grit for being an overpriced theme park.
I've never met a new yorker that wasn't an insufferable cunt. You don't get to act high and mighty because you pay a few grand a month to rent a broom closet.

>>85887187
You sure showed them Mr. Dunning-Krueger.

>>85884808
>Kaku has had more than 70 articles published in physics journals such as Physical Review, covering topics such as superstring theory, supergravity, supersymmetry, and hadronic physics.[6] In 1974, Kaku and Prof. Keiji Kikkawa of Osaka University co-authored the first papers describing string theory in a field form.[7]

>>85884808
He was, several decades ago. He hasn't worked on research in ages.

>>85884962
Niel DeGrease Tyrese was never a scientist however, he ran a planetarium. His profession is essentially an educator.

>>85885241
Akko Ding Tu Keikaku

>>85885241
Miyatake Kawamori

So what if he doesn't do science, Kashmir is still a great song

>>85887182
>He said he wouldn't take psychedelics cause they would destroy his brain.
he's right tho

>>85886413
Man there must be tons of practical applications for all the work he's done in his long career doing string theory. It sure isn't some hokey bullshit and there's no way that there is nothing to show for all the time put into it. String theory must be the basis for all kinds of futuristic tech being developed like rockets to get people to Mars.

>>85887114
Can I get a quick rundown on their scientific papers?

>>85884962
>says johnny pleb gas pumper

eat cock virgin

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>>85887187
>underage &b detected

>>85885241
seipoku

>>85884808
Just another science man fat neetards wish they could be as remotely as intelligent as

>>85890779
>nyc is only manhattan

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>>85884808
He's one of the leading theorists on String Theory. A field of study that begins with Ed Whiten and ends with a handful of other physicists that struggle to understand it.

You, on the other hand...

>>85885241
tetsujin ahegao

>>85892983
his research is technologically useless, waste of money this guy is

>>85885241
memio keku

>>85897052
looks like that Dutch guy who ran for prime minister

Why do you even care, he's a scientist on paper and he obviously isn't a good one. But he has other skills which include entertaining normies.
A good scientists wouldn't be able or even want to explain things to you retards.

>>85885241
Oda boku no watashi

>>85897230
sup michio

>>85884808
He is an old, virgin, long haired asian man talking about "metaphysics" as if they were real.
A modern day wizard doing nofap and nosex since the Big Bang.

What I got was that if I jerk off and cum, I'm ejaculating a bit of start dust because we're made of stars, just like in that Rihanna songs, teeheee.

>>85897789
are you creating these on the spot or there's a meme going on? bwcause they're hilarious

>>85885241
Lu Bu

>>85884808
>So this means that x does y and z.
>In other words, *repeats last thing he just said almost word for word*
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>85898169
visit /sci/
they have occasional kaku/bad quotes threads

>>85884962
At least Neil Degrasse Tyson is actually good at explaining things and has charisma.

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>>85898645

>>85886576
>that's why they're called scientific papers mang
Boy you have a lot of faith in the people running these journals.

Remember that time a randomly generated article got accepted to Nature?

>>85887116
>so they vote pro science parties

Yeah getting political parties involved in science was always a great idea.

*spends millions on debunking global warming and funding embryonic stem cell research that just causes teratomas*

>>85887647
underrated

>>85885241
boku no pico

>>85884808
Wasn't this guy in the karate kid movies or something?

>>85898853
Pat Morita RIP

>>85898896
Tell me this is real. TELL ME

>>85886485
Quit trying to discredit some guy because he's memeworthy.

>>85887482
[(¿They?)] don't want you to know what happened during Big Bang.
This was a battle lost for the Bogs, but the war is still running.

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>>85891469

>>85899096
What did the Bogs say happened during the Big Bang?

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Now imagine if you will a bear shits in the woods. Know one is aware of the pile of bear shit, no one walks into it or even acknowledges that it exists. See where I'm going with this? That pile of bear feces is comparable to alien life

>>85885241
Hayao Miyazaki

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>>85891469

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>>85896754
>son of physics professor
>get a degree in history instead
>go into politics
>eh let's try economics
>eh let's try physics
>quickly get PhD and post-grad positions
>revolutionize theoretical physics
>only physicist to be awarded Fields Medal
>everyone considers you Einstein's successor
Man I wish I were as smart as Jews

>>85896405
All the boroughs are dumpsters. I get it, you like shitty pizza. The yankees suck and on 9/11 I shouted allahu ackbar.
It's one saving grace is that it isn't L.A.

>>85884962
>>85891070

Neil de Grasse tyson made a research about a star which was referenced to prove the universe's expansion was speeding up.

It is a small achievement but it is better than mine and yours.

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>>85899265

>>85899316
But Japanese RPGs use Christian imagery all the time.

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>>85899316

smart but kaku

>>85899315
>It is a small achievement but it is better than mine and yours.
Speak for yourself asshole, I invented bane posting.

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Hyperspace and Parallel Universes inspired me to become a physicist
But then I realized I'm a dumb as shit when it comes to math and now I'm a college dropout NEET still living with his parents

>>85899456
If true you're a big guy. Maybe the biggest ever.

>>85892983
>being this fucking jewish

>>85899482
i wonder if yojimbo imagined teleporting behind him

>>85885241
mikezi hayabusa

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>>85884808
>utilizing super string theory, there are 10 different dimensions, many more than our current understanding of physics
>Proof?
>there's two other possibilities, the first is M-String theory with 11 dimensions and the second is bosonic string theory which includes a whopping 26 dimensions!
>Can you at least show a picture of a string or something...
>regardless of the theory, every elementary particle in the universe is composed of tiny one dimensional strings which vibrate in interesting ways
>nevermind, I'm going to rewatch Carl Sagan's Cosmos again

>>85885241
Dan Shinoda

>>85899203
in truth they are interdimensional beings

>>85899384
The final boss is God in half of them

>>85899879
>>Proof?
Here, it's named after you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_function

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>>85894426

>>85885241
Uchiha Sasuke

>>85885241

Carbon Nanotubes

>>85885241
mitch carmichael

>>85884808
>Light-cone string field theory
At least he has his PhD and a theory under his belt
more than most ((scientist))

>>85885241
asian science man

>>85884808
I love his books and the way he explains how science has no boundaries in terms of accomplishments. He romanticizes science

>>85885241
Dan "the science man" Schneider

>>85885241
Mitchell O'Cuckoo, nice Irish boy

>>85897789
You need a life.

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>/sci/ maymays

ITT: People who think they know shit about science.

I bet if you were to 1v1 him, he'd school you in everything.

>>85904515
>inb4 Wikipedia scholars

>hurrr I saw this guy on TV so I must be smarter than him now! not a real scientist like me on 4chan
lmao fuck you retards

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>>85904515

>>85904825
We have to go deeper.

>>85887482
They didnt fool anyone. It was described as scientific jargon and nobody could verify their paper which is what 99% of all papers are.

>>85885241
Kazuhira Miller

>>85904825

"Mthoery, the highest version of string theory, which works in 11 dimensions, not 10 dimensions" You got that from Hawking. "The nature of Space and Time," Page 98, right? Yeah I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us- you have any thoughts of- of your own on this matter? Or do- is that your thing, you come into twitter, you type some obscure passage and then you pawn it off as your own- your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrassed my friend See the sad thing about a guy like you, is in about 50 years you’re gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin’ education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.

>>85885241
Dr Ying Fu Yip Wang Shong Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku

>>85899311
>It's one saving grace is that it isn't L.A.
flyover confirmed

>>85904825
You've heard him, 11 dimensions, not 10!

>>85904825
isnt string theory supposed to be semi retarded?

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>>85907418

>>85907418
Since none of it is falsifiable it's properly not even considered a scientific theory, just mathematical masturbation. There are no observations to match it with or predictions to prove or disprove. It could all be 100% true but it's scientifically meaningless.

Basically it's the physics equivalent of arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

>>85907418
It's the least retarded theory we've got, but since nobody's found a way to gather empirical evidence in all these decades, yeah, it is. Loop quantum gravity is an alternative, but I have no idea what makes it different or why it's not explored as much.

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>>85899879

>>85885241
Larry Shindo

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>>85899196
>>85899265
>>85899316
>>85899385

>>85885241
David Suzuki

>>85884808
He's a "futurist," but yeah, unlike Bill Neigh, he is an actual scientist with a PhD.

The same like 4 scientists show up on every documentary regardless of the network, because their authority has been established and therefore people are more likely to believe in what they have to stay, rather than just getting a new unknown scientist to talk to the masses.
Also they already built connections, why go look for another random scientist when you know this guy his good in front of a camera.

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>>85899316
>>85911602

>>85885241
Hiroyuki Nishimura

Someone post that chart of pop culture relevance vs papers published
This guy has done actual research and gotten it published, unlike meme black science man

>>85886700
>emulsion
FUCKING GUY IS PHENOMENAL

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>>85912398

>>85896754
Are you also a firm believer in BIG ASHKENAZI BRAIN, anon?

>>85887182
>He said he wouldn't take psychedelics cause they would destroy his brain.
But that's correct. Can you not deal with anyone who doesn't share your degenerate habit?

>>85886700
Literally high-school tier science.

>>85885241
Michio bukakke

>>85902624
The only other meme /sci/ has is a 1000 degree Fahrenheit sun made of fire and a -1000 degree Fahrenheit sun made of ice crashing into each other, what happens?

>>85885241
Anri okita

>>85913013
He was overreacting on purpose because Michio was going on a tangent that was leading nowhere.

>>85885241
Takeo Ischi

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he's no scientist-he moonlights as a sushi chef at iso's on 12th street.