>character wakes up in the morning >brushes teeth

>>85883008
That is the right order.

>>85883064
This, eating before brushing your teeth leaves the space between your gum and teeth exposed causing food to get stuck inside.

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>>85883008
>character pees in the bathtub to save time

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>character comes home
>doesn't undress
>lies down on bed

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>character is supposed to be everyman average joe
>is center of the universe for all the supporting characters

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character pisses
then wash his hands

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>characters wife makes him eggs, toast, and sausage
>takes a bite of toast, says "I gotta run" kisses her, then moonwalks out the door

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>character reads letter aloud by himself

>eats food with a dirty ass mouth

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>character doesn't get shit on his hands when wiping

>>85883008
>eating food within 10 mins of brushing teeth
>drinking anything within an hour

Don't even know how it's physically possible, it's just ruined after toothpaste

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>character uses a urinal

>>85883759
Just rinse the toothpaste out.

>>85883096
had braces so there is no space

>>85883008

>Brushing your teeth in the morning.

Just do it at night retards. Did you dirty them up sleeping overnight?

>character is a wagecuck
>comes home to cool apartment in a busy city center

>>85883864
The flies need to stay in the mouth, dont wash with water after.

>>85883864
Yeah but that doesn't just make it go back to normal immediately

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>character puts on beats by dre headphones
>"PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT"

>>85883951

I'm with you , anon. Genuinely don't know how people can do it. I've cleaned my teeth the night before there's no WAY it's gotten so grotty that food tastes different and a glass of water fixes that anyway.

Beyond me why people do it.

>>85883096
You floss, retard.

>character takes a piss
>doesn't dab the tip of their penis even after shaking to get the extra little bit off

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>walks into bar
>orders "a beer"
>a beer is placed on the bar

In between gum and teeth you fucking retard. Not between teeth and teeth.

>american character
>lies on bed with his fucking shoes on

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>>85883008
>character wakes up in the morning
>doesn't immediately start crying because he woke up

>>85884041
Do Americans really not do this?

>>85883008
brushing my teeth first thing in the morning makes me feel weird

>character doesn't sleep in the nude

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>>85884121
>american character
>walks around house with shoes on

>>85884154
No you must specify the type of beer youd like

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>character flushes toilet while someone is in the shower
>shower water becomes scorching hot

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>dum-dums don't realize that your teeth are actually more sensitive after brushing them
Enjoy destroying all your enamel because you couldn't do it in the right order. Time to fork out another $1000 to get those cavities fixed!

>nigger walks by
>character doesn't instinctively cringe in revulsion

takes me right out of it

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>character gets in shower
>turns on the water

>Characters just finished having sex
>They just roll over and go to sleep
>The man doesn't remove the condom if he's wearing one
>The woman doesn't clean her self up if he's not wearing one

>don't brush teeth everyday, only do it like twice a month
>after eating just wash mouth with mineral water
>never had any teeth problems

yall niggas retarded

>Character eats a banana
>Doesn't eat the peel

>character goes to bathroom at work
>doesn't undress completely to shit naked

Immersion: ruined

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>>85883716

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>character hangs up without saying goodbye

>>85884378
>characters have sex under the blankets

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>wake up in the morning at 2PM
>eat breakfast
>browse /tv/ for 3 hours
>go take a shit
>get hungry and make a frozen pizza
>browse some more /tv/ while watching shows or movies on other screen
>its night already and i get hungry again
>eat something and browse /tv/
>get horny and jerk off
>go to bed and watch a show or movie
>repeat ad infinitum

>>85884487
I do this all the time depending on the call.

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do americans really sleep like this?

>>85884633
You could at least get drunk sometimes or something for variance. Don't get into the everyday thing though if you can help it.
t. alcoholic

>>85884760
No wonder you don't have any friends

>>85884837
No.

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>Wake up
>shower
>change
>get the kids ready for school
>entire family sits down and eat breakfast
>have a conversation

How the fuck do they have time to do all of that in the morning. Do the kids start school at 10AM? Do the parents start work at 11AM?

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>>85883008
>writer writes a joke for a character to say
>it's not funny at all but the others characters laugh anyway because the writer wrote it into the script that they laugh at the shitty unfunny joke
Kinda pathetic when you think about it

>>85883916

So you walk around all day with stinking morning breath? Fucking hell.

>>85885116
>stinking morning breath
I think you might have a hygiene issue my friend. Fix your diet maybe.

>>85883008

That's actually the best option for your teeth, though.

>Brush first
>eat
>mouthwash after

>>85884045
>>85883096
How does brushing your teeth first and eating afterwards prevent food from getting stuck in that space?
And if you do it the other way around food in there gets brushed out anyway.

>characters needs only one wipe after taking a shit

>>85885194
>he doesnt have morning breath
this is literally impossible. your mouth stops producing saliva when you sleep which makes it dry which allows bacteria to grow which makes it stinky. if this doesnt happen to you you are literally not normal.

>>85885555
noice

You guys are all gross

>Character wakes up
>Goes to the bathroom
>Doesn't dribble or pee in two streams

>>85883064
>tfw all your breakfasts taste like toorhpaste

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>>85885555

>>85883445
lol this.

>>85883119
FUUUUCK I HATE THISSSS

>>85883101
i actually pee in the sink, because if i pee in the toilet i have to sit down or my piss splashes everywhere. At the sink i can just whip my slong out and theres no splashing at all. Comfy af, you should try it

>>85883344
>character pisses
>leaves the lid up when he flushes

>>85883797
Dickfear is a struggle

>>85884378
>>85884532
>characters have sex
>woman immediately put on underwear or ensure their naked bodies are not exposed.

>>85883096
Then brush your teeth properly and you won't retard

>>85884188
Enjoy spiders in your urethra

>>85884302
Kek

>>85884371
Maybe if it's summer time

>>85884400
Do British actually do this?

>>85884487
>character doesn't say "peace" before hanging up

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>character is at home watching tv
>doesn't gently pinch his dickhead with his index finger and thumb over his comfy home trousers

>>85884965
No that's gay

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>>85885018

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>>85885062
>two old friends meet
>"how are you ya old bastard?"
>they laugh to show camaraderie.

>>85885036
>non-White people will never know this feel

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>character takes a hot, clean shower
>after getting dressed they take a big, messy shit
>they flush and instantly leave bathroom without washing their hands

>>85885444
Checked >>8

>>85885555
Quads make it irrefutable fact.

>>85885444
Name three movies where this happens.

>>85886547
Why tho

>>85886610
Hate when they happens

>>85884378
>Characters having sex
>Woman still has bra on

>>85885036
>young couple with kids
>one stays at home

Is the other one a CEO or something?

>>85886610
Agreed. When this happened in the Emoji Movie it completely destroyed my immersion.

>>85884041
well they can't do product placement

>movie doesn't go in to graphic detail of vaginal maintenance during a females period
immersion lost, I felt grown ups 2 needed a scene like this

>>85885555
So what, you're saying the only way to get rid of it is to brush your teeth? If I ate eggs and bacon I'd still have bacteria breath? After I wake up the saliva in my mouth doesn't just kill the bacteria after a while? I know for a fact this isn't true because I don't brush my teeth in the morning and my breath doesn't smell bad.

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>>85883008
>characters are all based on emojis

>>85887037
When you don't brush in the morning and then you eat, you're basically giving fodder for the overnight bacteria to feed off of and grow. Brushing in the morning gets rid of that.

>>85883008
This is what any dentist will tell you that you should do

>>85885881
this
try drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth

>>85887320
>brush teeth
>drink OJ
>vomit
>have to brush teeth again now

>>85886364
I do the same for 10 or so years already, I'm 25

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>>85883995
>mother's son is feeling low
>"I'll dab with you, sweetie pie!"

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>>85886547
fuck me, I thought I was the only one

>>85885444
I'm done cleaning the crack in two wipes
but i use up half the fucking roll soaking up ass sweat

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>>85883008
>homer becomes prophet
>all he needs is his toothbrush because of zen

>>85885444
ch'kd
>characters don't say goodbye when ending a phone call

>>85886547
>>85887702
lets be autists together anons

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>meetup with friend in the morning at a restaurant.
>meetup with friend for lunch at a restaurant
>meetup with husband for dinner at a restaurant

>>85886704
that is actually my fetish

>a big rig tries to kill you the entire movie